The most random thread ever!!!

[The Skarzs]

Bloooooddd.

A gushing bright red river of bodily fluid. Coming out of my nose. On the floor.

Get me a Kleenex.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Hmm. Consult your Nasalologist. He might not help, but hey! He may not have got his Doctorate in Nostrilology, but he can sure try!

Hey, Frankenstein! Slap a Catfish!

[The Skarzs]

Would you rather eat catfish or bullhead?

Psst! they're basically the same thing!
Filthy slimeballs

[Norham Waterpaw]

What?!?! Catfish should never be compared to summat' as filthy as the Bullhead!

[Rainshadow]

  Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

[The Skarzs]

I've caught them both and I've eaten both. They taste the same.
Only difference is their habitat and spiky bits.

[Rainshadow]

  And the fact that catfish can ride bikes.  Bullheads, on the other hand, cannot.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Exactly.

I'm in Math class! Thankfully the quiz went well. (25 points for every question! Augh!)

[The Skarzs]

Good if you got em all.

Random word random.

[Amarith Waterspring]

The word 'one' is very odd. Just say it ten times.

[Rainshadow]

The word 'one' is very odd. Just say it ten times.

  Of course it's odd.  It's an odd number, after all!   

[rachel25]

My dad just got a new car, he sold his old one, but this new one is AWESOME! So many buttons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

My dad just got a new car, he sold his old one, but this new one is AWESOME! So many buttons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too many; what are you supposed to do with buttons in a car? Besides, you know, turn on the radio or open the window or turn on the wipers or. . .
Forget it.

[rachel25]

The boot is so large, me, and my little brother can go in it, with it closed, and still have room to roll a round a little. So I'm guessing we can get about three dead bodi.....I MEAN BOXES!

[The Skarzs]

O__O

*Calls police on account of a suspicious character hinting they had dead bodies.