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Started by Icefire, July 04, 2011, 04:53:18 PM

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Rosie Willowwater

                    

Banya

Quote from: Maudie on August 08, 2017, 09:17:44 PM
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans.

Y'all going on about your family-owned schoolbuses and ignoring this A+ joke.
   

Jetthebinturong

It was an amazing joke.

That reminds me, I bought some shoes off my drug dealer earlier.

Don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Maudie

Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 04:43:29 AM
Quote from: Maudie on August 08, 2017, 09:17:44 PM
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans.

Y'all going on about your family-owned schoolbuses and ignoring this A+ joke.

thanks i got it from tumblr

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 09, 2017, 04:45:57 AM
It was an amazing joke.

That reminds me, I bought some shoes off my drug dealer earlier.

Don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

aaaaaayy
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Banya

   

The Skarzs

My friend bought a mattress online.
I was going to write a joke about it but it's not made yet.

Quote from: Maudie on August 09, 2017, 05:14:55 AM
Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 04:43:29 AM

Quote from: Maudie on August 08, 2017, 09:17:44 PM
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans.

Y'all going on about your family-owned schoolbuses and ignoring this A+ joke.

thanks i got it from tumblr
I thought we told you to stay away from that place.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

Yesterday I just got the entire Horatio Hornblower series! YAY!!! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Hickory

Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 05:27:30 AM
Give that man a brownie
I had this pot brownie at a party once. It was so good it felt like I was floating.

Turns out the brownie had no pot in it; it was just an insanely good brownie.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"

I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs


                   _---->
Your joke.   /
               /      O  <- My head.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

Pretty sure it's that 'aquarium' sounds like 'Aquarius'.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien