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Started by Icefire, July 04, 2011, 04:53:18 PM

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Matthias720

#90
July 16, 2011, 05:08:54 PM
Words of wisdom. Beavers are not to be trusted, except for that one from Redwall.

Redwall Musician

#91
July 16, 2011, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Matthias720 on July 16, 2011, 05:08:54 PM
Words of wisdom. Beavers are not to be trusted, except for that one from Redwall.

Yes, what was up with that? Only one beaver in Redwall. I don't even think he had a name.
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

Matthias720

#92
July 16, 2011, 05:29:53 PM
No name; he was just "the beaver" AFAIK.

Icefire

#93
July 16, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Long live Beavers! - Beaver ally
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#94
July 16, 2011, 11:44:57 PM
I've just intercepted a secret beaver message. More bad news:

We have finished brainwashing the Piranha and have adapted them to breathe air and fly. Our agent at Redwall abbey who's sercretly posing as an innocent beaver is almost done with his espionage work and wil return to us soon. We need more bottle rockets. Send some soon.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Redwall Musician

#95
July 17, 2011, 04:01:07 AM
You think that is bad! Beavers now have the power to shape-shift and are playing as people. Also, they have found a large supply of invisible paint and now their flying bulldozers are invisible. RUN! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#96
July 17, 2011, 08:22:12 AM
OH NO! This means for all we ken one of us could actually be a beaver! *looks around suspiciously*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Tiria Wildlough

#97
July 17, 2011, 10:51:01 AM
I just learned beaver. I heard one of them say, 'Send troops to Australia, and fill every last dam with coke and fanta.
Oh no! Now they will be bathing in FANTA!
*tears hair*
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DanielofRedwall

#98
July 18, 2011, 04:12:29 AM Last Edit: July 18, 2011, 06:30:16 AM by DanielofRedwall
Why is it Australia that's copping everything from these beavers?

In other news...

LOOK A FLYING BANANA!                                            (
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Redwall Musician

#99
July 18, 2011, 02:26:19 PM
Because Australia is a good target. I mean, nice area, good location for all the beavers to meet, and plenty of invisible, flying bulldozers for sale.
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#100
July 19, 2011, 05:13:18 PM
OH NO! NOW THEY'VE BRAINWASHED YOGURT TOO!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

DanielofRedwall

#101
July 20, 2011, 02:33:17 PM
As long as whipped cream is OK, then I'm fine.

*looks in fridge, only to be bitten on the nose by whipped cream*

AHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
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Nightfire

#102
July 20, 2011, 03:52:55 PM
If the concept of normal truly existed, then we would all be bored out of our minds. Ergo: normal does not exist.
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Redwall Musician

#103
July 21, 2011, 02:16:49 PM
I was able to escape the baseball bats, but I have to be quiet. My whole house is destroyed and I'm living in a tree. I would be living in a underground beaver shelter, but those overrated beaver locks didn't work.
*beavers chop down tree with chainsaw* *looks at beavers, screams, and runs*
There is nowhere else to hide! THE BEAVERS ARE COMING!

RUN! RUN!RUN!
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

Taggerung_of_Redwall

#104
July 21, 2011, 02:18:04 PM
AAAH!!! Death-defying beavers with chainsaws are attacking my house!
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away
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