The Magical Vending Machine Game

[Delthion]

*Gets a tip of sage.*

*Inserts a tip of sage.*

[Hickory]

*gets a pitegas*

*inserts Ledthion*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

*gets Leviathan*

*enters Behemoth*

[Delthion]

*Gets Job.*

*Inserts Job.*

[Groddil]

I get a piece of paper saying:

"Oi, Groddil. Ya first shift at McDonalds is today. Get ta work!"

I scribble out the words and insert the paper.

[Delthion]

*Gets a dismembered cat.*

*Inserts the same thing, a.k.a. Pure joy.*

[Groddil]

I get a small vial labelled "liquid happiness."

I drink the liquid and toss the empty vial into the vending machine, along with a large Rottweiler and three slices of bread.

[Delthion]

*Gets an Irish Setter.*

*Inserts an Irish Setter and an Irish Wolfhound.*

[Groddil]

I get two Chihuahuas and a gigantic potato.

I insert a bottle o' Guinness.

[Delthion]

*Gets awesomeness.*

*Inserts Awesomeness.*

[Ashleg]

*gets boredom*



*inserts a Magikarp*

[Delthion]

*Gets kelp.*

*Inserts kelp.*

[Groddil]

I get some sushi.

I insert a live salmon.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I get a dolphin plushie.

I insert cotton.

[Cornflower MM]

I get a leotard.

I insert a camera.