Sagey's Disgusting, Dangerous Apothecary (counterpart to Corn's Medical Supply)

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Hickory

#45
October 30, 2015, 06:08:32 PM
So you're Darth Vader, who is dead?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#46
October 30, 2015, 06:26:21 PM
Actually I'm Darth Daslu, you only thought Vader killed him.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#47
October 31, 2015, 03:59:37 PM
Vizor's skyhook was blown up.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#48
October 31, 2015, 04:05:09 PM
Yes, by me.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#49
November 01, 2015, 03:26:19 PM
At any rate, you still payed the Galactic Empire 100,000 credits.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#50
November 01, 2015, 08:24:00 PM
If you'd look closer you'd notice it's counterfeit. *Disappears with gun.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Banya

#51
November 02, 2015, 08:27:38 AM
*hits the bell on the counter repeatedly*

Hello, Sage?  I'd like something to serve to guests to ensure they leave my apartment quickly and never return.  Preferably a liquid that I can offer in a glass, but something that I can disguise as an hors d'oeuvre is fine, too.
   

Hickory

#52
November 02, 2015, 12:57:07 PM
*rummages in back* Ummmmm.... gimme a second.

*holds out dusty wine bottle* Ah, mirror wine. One glass taken within five minutes of opening and drained totally will overload their nervous system and kill them....

But you don't want that, do you?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Banya

#53
November 03, 2015, 01:20:22 AM
Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?
   

Hickory

#54
November 03, 2015, 12:08:33 PM
Quote from: Banya on November 03, 2015, 01:20:22 AM
Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?
You could just give them some booze and then point them in the right direction.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
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