Sagey's Disgusting, Dangerous Apothecary (counterpart to Corn's Medical Supply)

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October 06, 2015, 12:55:38 PM Last Edit: October 06, 2015, 06:04:10 PM by Sagetip, the hare
We have basically anything that harms people, and nothing that makes people's health improve!
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1
October 06, 2015, 01:08:45 PM
Nurgle approved.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2
October 06, 2015, 02:34:52 PM
"I'd like your deadliest poison."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#3
October 06, 2015, 03:02:29 PM
Here you go. *hands Vilu bottle of cyanide-laced dumpster juice*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#4
October 06, 2015, 03:12:40 PM
Give me the poison that leaves the victim in extreme pain. Now.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#5
October 06, 2015, 03:30:55 PM
*Browses.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Blaggut

#6
October 06, 2015, 05:54:40 PM
~Just a soft space boi~

Hickory

#7
October 06, 2015, 05:58:33 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 06, 2015, 03:12:40 PM
Give me the poison that leaves the victim in extreme pain. Now.
*hands Ash potion of Knifes in the Stomach*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#8
October 06, 2015, 05:59:46 PM
I want something that kills squirrels and trolls on sight.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#9
October 06, 2015, 06:00:41 PM
*gives Vilu a chisel and a SMG*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#10
October 06, 2015, 06:01:48 PM
Mumbles something about knowing just who to use it on.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Vilu Daskar

#12
October 06, 2015, 06:16:04 PM
You better watch out Skarzs.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#13
October 06, 2015, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:01:48 PM
Mumbles something about knowing just who to use it on.

Very funny.

Vilu Daskar

#14
October 06, 2015, 06:24:16 PM
For all you know you could be the squirrel I'm  talking about.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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