Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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James Gryphon

Aak aak eek eek!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PORK?!??!?
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BadgerLordFiredrake

baby turtle forever

Rusvul

/give Honeydew 46 64

/give Honeydew 46 64?

BadgerLordFiredrake

baby turtle forever

Jetthebinturong

"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan


Jukka the Sling

Whatevs.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE AND DEATH?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Jetthebinturong

42

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, did it make a sound?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Jukka the Sling

Of course not! It merely made a huge crater where it fell.

Does the lampshade smell like glue?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

No, but the lampshade can smell glue!

What is the square root of: Pi x 3471.9275451306?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

One thousand, three million and forty-seven, of course. Even my three-month-old cousin knew that!

Why do apes bear such a striking resemblance to hippos?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

Gray, grey, GRAY, GREY, GRAY!!!!

Spam: filled with delicious nutrients and vitamins! Or is it?!
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The Mask

No, The vitamins live in caves.

What does hjlalaalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalekjouOEAWUI mean?
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Amarith Waterspring

Pink, green, and red!

Can cheese eat my meatballs?
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Delthion

No but it can eat you!

Can my dog be turned inside out and then become a famous opera singer?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.