Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Izeroth]

 No; golf is.

Does B.C. stand for "before computers"?

[Søren]

No, before chocolate.

You've been a very, very bad girl today.

That sounded just a tad bit creepy.
Is the above quote creepy?

[Jetthebinturong]

Verily

Art thou a knave?

[Izeroth]

 A knave?! Thou hast taken me to be a simple knave? Dost thou understand what thou art speaking of? Methinks not!

Why does everything sound better in Old English?

[LT Sandpaw]

Its round, the Symbol would make more sense like this


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[Skyblade]

24.


Do coins make sense?

[Mhera]

Yes, but only if they're pennies (get it?)

Cats or oranges?

[Banya]

Peacocks.

What even is a cheeto?

[LT Sandpaw]

No its who isn't a cheeto.


How come the sky fell a I didn't notice?

[Russa Nodrey]

Purple, because of purple.

What is purple?

[Søren]

Pink.
What is a van?

[LT Sandpaw]

A van is a revolutionary way travel.


WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOB!?

[Mhera]

He wants to be called "Robert" but none of his friends like that name.

Tank or Humvee?

[Rainshadow]

  I actually prefer T-shirts.

  If elves have eyes similar to those of a cat, meaning that they can see in the dark, does that mean that elf eyes reflect light, seemingly glowing in the dark?

[Banya]

It means that an elf would never ever lose a staring competition.

Can you even?