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Title: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 12:35:57 AM
You two are so cute you need a(nother?) wedding.

Who will be the DJ?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 12:37:36 AM
*dies*
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 12:39:54 AM
:O

DEL YOUR WIFE IS DEAD.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:07:32 AM
Why do we need a DJ for a wedding?!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:08:30 AM
We need a DJ for every wedding.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:09:01 AM
I OBJECT!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:09:09 AM
No we don't. Just for the reception.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 01:11:51 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:09:01 AM
I OBJECT!

THANK YOU.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:12:43 AM
*rolls eyes* Well, I made the wedding, so I make the rules Torte.

Quote from: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:09:01 AM
I OBJECT!

Why, James?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:14:48 AM
Deljukka yesterday, Deljukka today, Deljukka always!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 01:16:27 AM
I can live with that.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 13, 2017, 01:19:41 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:14:48 AM
Deljukka yesterday, Deljukka today, Deljukka always!
...

......

.........




............I thought it's called Delka.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:20:48 AM
I've been calling it that since before or around the same time the Delka name was made up and I don't plan to change now.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:22:26 AM
Delka, Deljukka, Jukkathion. It's still the same ship.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:25:10 AM
Jukkathion is an awful name.


Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:12:43 AM
*rolls eyes* Well, I made the wedding, so I make the rules Torte.
How dare you use that name.
Also, I know how you remembered it. I know.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:27:43 AM
Okay Torte ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:37:58 AM
(http://cs.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_2/13629452257044.jpeg)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:40:02 AM
YES TORTE, YES
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:47:59 AM
Your words. Stop them.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 01:53:03 AM
NEVER
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 02:07:30 AM
Tend to your wedding organizing. >:(
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2017, 02:19:11 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 01:11:51 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 13, 2017, 01:09:01 AM
I OBJECT!

THANK YOU.

:'(
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 02:22:25 AM
I'm sorry, Del.

I really don't want my first wedding to be a virtual one ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 02:23:19 AM
*Pats Del on the head*
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 02:26:16 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 02:22:25 AM
I'm sorry, Del.

I really don't want my first wedding to be a virtual one ;D
First wedding?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 13, 2017, 02:28:48 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 02:22:25 AM
I'm sorry, Del.

I really don't want my first wedding to be a virtual one ;D
Well, there's always Delka.

...Wait.  Del's a Trekkie, I'm a Star Wars geek.  Our two kinds are forever at odds.  A marriage between us would end in desolation and ruin.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2017, 02:29:07 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 02:26:16 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 02:22:25 AM
I'm sorry, Del.

I really don't want my first wedding to be a virtual one ;D
First wedding?

^^

Also, I've been married against my will on this forum many times. It helps if you just go with it. ;D

Star Wars is inferior to the original Battlestar Galactica.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 13, 2017, 02:34:13 AM
*has seen one episode of the original Star Trek and some bits and pieces of the original Battlestar Galactica*
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Cornflower MM on September 13, 2017, 02:36:22 AM
*Laughs*
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 02:54:03 AM
Obviously the "Mau" in this ship is @Mauricio
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2017, 02:54:29 AM
...
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 03:01:38 AM
Poor Del. Betrayed by his love.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 03:08:41 AM
Poor Ash. Betrayed by his love.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 03:11:59 AM
Poor Rosie, betrayed by Maudie.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 03:16:52 AM
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 03:17:49 AM
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2017, 03:24:39 AM
Hello! ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 03:28:36 AM
Hi! How's it going? ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on September 13, 2017, 03:59:56 AM
*Sheds a single tear*

Oh, how horrid is it to not see Rosie with Delthion. Instead, he is taken, bamboozled, and distraught by the fearsome, yet unwholesome love of Maudie. Not a ray of sun nor the brightness of the moon shall set foot on my soul until the two are whole once again. For Delsie is all of my thoughts, and shall be all of my will.

Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 13, 2017, 04:28:00 AM
It is quite sad. Look at his posts, so lonely does he sound, he must be finally seeing how unfaithful Maudie really is.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2017, 04:35:19 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on September 13, 2017, 03:59:56 AM
*Sheds a single tear*

Oh, how horrid is it to not see Rosie with Delthion. Instead, he is taken, bamboozled, and distraught by the fearsome, yet unwholesome love of Maudie. Not a ray of sun nor the brightness of the moon shall set foot on my soul until the two are whole once again. For Delsie is all of my thoughts, and shall be all of my will.

Rays have feet?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 04:58:00 AM
How'd they manage that?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on September 13, 2017, 04:59:00 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 04:58:00 AM
How'd they manage that?

The Wonderful World of Imaginative Comparison
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 05:05:36 AM
(Gonsie and Masthion FTW.)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on September 13, 2017, 04:59:00 AM
Quote from: Maudie on September 13, 2017, 04:58:00 AM
How'd they manage that?

The Wonderful World of Imaginative Comparison

Wait, does that count as personification?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 05:05:36 AM
(Gonsie and Masthion FTW.)

I think you mean Delsie, dear Skarzles.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 14, 2017, 02:54:27 PM
...polygamy much?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 04:13:25 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2017, 05:21:48 PM
. . . I. . . don't think. . . that's how polygamy works. . .

Rosie's more of a gold digger. Going from one shiny guy to the next.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 05:44:26 PM
>_>

I still remain faithful to Gonsie.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2017, 07:04:26 PM
Get ye to a nunnery.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 07:08:43 PM
What?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2017, 07:11:18 PM
Cuz ya'll need Jesus.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 07:15:21 PM
I still am confused.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2017, 07:15:56 PM
Choose one guy.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 07:20:21 PM
I did.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2017, 10:30:23 PM
Your past actions invoke suspicion.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 14, 2017, 10:35:54 PM
*Coughs and mumbles something*
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 12:23:46 AM
She chose Gonff.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 12:31:22 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/f1/84/34f1842a67c0e6a3ed70497ec578244b.gif)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 12:31:52 AM
...what?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 15, 2017, 12:32:20 AM
Gonff.

Not Gru.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 12:33:32 AM
It was the first thing I thought of, reading Del's post. ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
(Who is Gru?)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 15, 2017, 02:23:57 AM
What?!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 15, 2017, 02:32:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 15, 2017, 02:23:57 AM
What?!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 02:40:04 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 15, 2017, 02:32:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 15, 2017, 02:23:57 AM
What?!
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 02:40:34 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
(Who is Gru?)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:05:55 AM
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/despicableme/images/b/ba/Gru.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130711023954)

That's Gru.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 03:34:11 AM
Ah...I've only heard of him, I haven't seen any of the movies that he's been in.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:46:14 AM
Oh, okay.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 15, 2017, 04:00:03 AM
(I mean, he can live without seeing them, but it's still surprising.)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 04:24:40 AM
;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 15, 2017, 11:50:53 AM
Del doesn't seem like the kind of person to watch those movies.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
Well, he watched the new My Little Pony with his younger sisters...
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 15, 2017, 03:26:23 PM
Yes, but Minions and Despicable Me 1, 2, and 3 are all generally stupid humor, and bad plot. (In my opinion, I know some people love them and that's great)
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
Well, he watched the new My Little Pony with his younger sisters...

Don't forget Equestria Girls, Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, Equestria Girls: The Friendship Games, and Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree. ;D
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 15, 2017, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
Well, he watched the new My Little Pony with his younger sisters...

Don't forget Equestria Girls, Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, Equestria Girls: The Friendship Games, and Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree. ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Azuq3cwCUV7os/giphy.gif)


How do you even have a brain left? I'm sure I would be in a straightjacket shouting gibberish by now.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 15, 2017, 05:37:58 PM
Wat.
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 15, 2017, 06:05:01 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 15, 2017, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
Well, he watched the new My Little Pony with his younger sisters...

Don't forget Equestria Girls, Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, Equestria Girls: The Friendship Games, and Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree. ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Azuq3cwCUV7os/giphy.gif)


How do you even have a brain left? I'm sure I would be in a straightjacket shouting gibberish by now.

How do you know he's not?
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2017, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 15, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
Well, he watched the new My Little Pony with his younger sisters...

Don't forget Equestria Girls, Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, Equestria Girls: The Friendship Games, and Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree. ;D
I've only seen the first two-ish of those. XD
Title: Re: Mauthion Wedding
Post by: The Skarzs on September 18, 2017, 01:09:50 PM
Yey for the hippy couple.