*shakes bag*
Come an' get 'em.
What.
Come an' get some Beef Crisps.
So thats where all the blooming cows went...
Certainly.
Want some?
They're $20.00 per crisp.
How big are each crisp?
Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 08, 2017, 04:06:47 AM
How big are each crisp?
The size of a Pringle.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 08, 2017, 04:13:29 AM
Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up
I am hiring now, actually. Post up an application and I will allow you to help me in distributing dried meat.
Alrighty
Name Scott McLamok
Fee 1 cent a century
Hiring for beef crisp distributions
Sicknesses and allergies I am allergic to beef crisps
Hight 0.1 inch
Age 20
Woah, you are small.
The Beef Crisps are bigger than you.
And you're allergic to them?!
...Sounds like a PERFECT applicant for this job. You, sir, are hired.
Just so you know, as I am a ruthless dictator I am also a ruthless boss.
Show up late or slack off and I'll start selling Scott Crisps.
*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*
Crisp me up
I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 08, 2017, 04:22:42 AM
*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*
Crisp me up
/me Crisps you up.
*hands you a Beef Crisp*
Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 08, 2017, 04:22:59 AM
I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.
The current flavor is fine, thank you. >:(
Ok if I am late and you make scott crisps I am worth 10$ and I am bite sized just to let you know XD anyway who wants beef crisps I might not be here tomorrow so get them from me while you have a chance tomorrow's special might be a scott crisp freshly made and there is only 1 º-) ;D
/me retires to his room to ponder on how to prepare and cook the Scott Crisp.
So you don't want magma or lava flavor? I am the only person with such a formula.
No, I heckin' want beef flavor.
Scott makes scott crisp poster https://www.google.com/search?q=roasted+squirrel&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiOyuuYjODWAhUprVQKHS8WAz0Q_AUICygB#imgrc=X1r10uxUw0CEnM:&spf=1507433716905
Note to self: never click on anything Scott posts again.
Really guys, if you CAN'T handle seeing dead things, do NOT click that link.
Hee hee thats me of tomorrow
No, now it's you of today.
*rolls up sleeves and grabs butcher axe*
C'MERE!
>_>
You're loss. *goes to another company.*
*Sits back all crisped up*
This is the best establishment we've had in a while around here. Still not as good as Apple Dapples, but they work.
Ok boss It is an honor I wish to be enjoyed by the first buyer put a side of fries like the poster says boss and 1 more thing roast my properly walks to boss grinning my final words are enjoy my delicate innards 8D
Never. Use. That. Emoji. Again.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 08, 2017, 04:46:59 AM
*Sits back all crisped up*
This is the best establishment we've had in a while around here. Still not as good as Apple Dapples, but they work.
Of course the best was McDelthion's...with all of those Skarzs fries... ;D
Hee hee good luck McDel I am retirering when ash gets back
No, the best was Long John Silver's.
/me butchers Scott and deep fries him in oil.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 08, 2017, 05:06:12 AM
Never. Use. That. Emoji. Again.
Why shouldn't he, sweetest
Cloggo Wylder? 8D º-)
Quote from: Delthion on October 08, 2017, 05:25:08 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 08, 2017, 04:46:59 AM
*Sits back all crisped up*
This is the best establishment we've had in a while around here. Still not as good as Apple Dapples, but they work.
Of course the best was McDelthion's...with all of those Skarzs fries... ;D
Ingrates and curs the lot of ye.
and
Galli.
No.
how dare you all just forget about this
we can never forget
NOOM.
Quote from: Ashleg on October 11, 2017, 05:27:38 PM
how dare you all just forget about this
If you can forget about our duel then I can forget this.
But I did not forget about our duel, I'm just in sk00l, and if I am seen writing our dool, I will be judged reee
I'm judging you anyways so reeeeeee.
Not if I judge you first.
Then we have an accord.
Hubba hubba zoot zoot.
Ebba hooba zot zot,
A nom nom.
Hubba hubba zoot zoot.
Ebba hooba zot zot,
A nom nom.
A hoola baby hoola baby,
A hubba hoola baby,
A nom nom.
A nom.
Noooooooom!
OOM!!!
(http://static.tumblr.com/2b38fa0076468f798b563852cd2190b0/3tjd3sj/pKdmzacal/tumblr_static_kheader4.png)
No boom, noom.
Noom
Noom Noom.
I'm tired.
Don't become the me of last night.
wuda yoo meean
Oh no.
yoo saund scaeered
Youuu are not what I seeeeeeeee
wat
HUH
WAT
TAW!
ASH
I CONFUSED
Use words properly and things might make sense.
I AM TIREWD
OKAAY
Ooooohhhhh.
scared
No, I believe you are Skared.
Eyyo. . .
*finger guns*
Buy me I am getting cold !!!
Buy him before I have to throw him out.
I'm thinking about it.
After much consideration, I have decided to buy some beef crips.
I shall immediately pay in advance
the money is attached below...
(http://i.imgur.com/DEE1s.png)
💀
(https://i.imgflip.com/4a8lkl.jpg)
IA Clue!!!
##:1046 gul fbhy,
If it isn't the BEST kind of money, second only to Mr.Mrabs' Wacky Bucks!
*takes cash and gives you beef crisps*
Thanks old chap
*crunch crunch
:o
AMAZING!!!
Waits to be eaten
Somebeast.
Chew him down.
Please, Mr. Ashleg sir, may ah please have some Crisps? I'll give you two-trillion bucks, plus me maters ol' fashioned Crisp n' Tater n' Beef pie. Also , can I get some deluxe Scott crisps? They're extra crispy on the outside, doncha' know.
FINALLY!!!!!!!! ;D
In this place, we shall be friends. Agreed, good sir?
Are you talking to me? if you are sure
Scott is apparently suicidal.
I just want to be enjoyed that's all
I learned something new today, mom.
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 14, 2017, 04:27:45 AM
Please, Mr. Ashleg sir, may ah please have some Crisps? I'll give you two-trillion bucks, plus me maters ol' fashioned Crisp n' Tater n' Beef pie. Also , can I get some deluxe Scott crisps? They're extra crispy on the outside, doncha' know.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
/me takes your money and gives you what you ordered.
Here we find pre-disappearance evidence of Scott Mclamok and Captain Wortshire's personalities.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 08, 2017, 04:37:11 AM
Scott makes scott crisp poster https://www.google.com/search?q=roasted+squirrel&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiOyuuYjODWAhUprVQKHS8WAz0Q_AUICygB#imgrc=X1r10uxUw0CEnM:&spf=1507433716905
*Has lost all respect for Scott*
.......Wat?......
You know full well.
...I was twelve...
I'm scarred for life and it's your fault..
Ok...Just pretend it was a chicken k?
I.....*Shudders...*
Ooof you just got chickens......*Smacks his face with a frying pan*
Actually, I've always had chickens, even when I was a tiny Child.. It's just made worse by the fact I had one asleep on me....
So, you gonna go vegan then?
Why vegan? That's just dumb.
Do you eat chicken?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 26, 2020, 09:43:46 PM
Why vegan? That's just dumb.
Hopefully our resident vegan(s) don't take offence to that >_>
Here's to hoping.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 27, 2020, 12:08:35 AM
Do you eat chicken?
I mean.. Yes and no.. If I think about the fact I'm eating a chicken, I feel ill....
Wow.....I was so......Popular.....ish?
Scott, you're adorable :3
What makes ya say that?
My brain, heart, and soul...Duh ;D
Uh ok.....I have none of those sooo....Can't relate....
o.0......
Oh...That's sad...
Yeh...I tink...
*Is now just sad..*
*Hugz*
If you don't have a heart how can you care....
Mmmm.....Tis called feelings....
*Thinks about asking how someone without a heart, soul, or brain can harbor this...Feeling..*
*Decides not to*
*Hugs back*
*Grins and thinks up new crisps flavors*
*Nestles into Scott's arms*
Roasted Lass and Scottchips...Who's the salad?
Mmm....
Ooo! I know! Seb salad!