*Mixes garbage and recycling*
FEEL THE PAIN.
BANISHED AFTER TERMINATION.
How does that work? You banish my ghost?
NONE OF YOUR MOLECULES ARE ALLOWED.
OR YOUR ATOMS FOR THAT MATTER!
Ghosts have none of either.
I like how this topic is marked with a mad emoji face. :P
Yes.
Quote from: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 06:56:43 PM
Ghosts have none of either.
Not even your essence is allowed due to your crime.
No? Not my essence? What a shame!
Seeing as Ashleg is president he is above the law, and With this authority he can commit the atrocious crime of mixing the waste with the recycle. Though it might hurt his approval ratings....
Thank you, Vice President Snadpwerz.
You have been impeached.
Impeachment is just to be formally accused with a crime. I'm still in office.
#naughtyprezident
I've mixed trash with recyclable stuff before.
AN EQUALLY DISGUSTING MEMBER ARRIVES.
Once you've been properly charged though that would put me as Vicey next in line for power.... 8D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:27:27 AM
Once you've been properly charged though that would put me as Vicey next in line for power.... 8D
In my government, which I run, that is not how the law works. The president has complete control over his..."democracy."
Well in that case you should just officially pardon yourself and everyone else involved in Garbage-RecycleGate.
I get special discounts at the Outlaws' Dinner Club if I have publicly committed a crime. This will do.
What. I want special discounts at Outlaws' Dinner Club too.
*Pushes Sand near the fresh pails of garbage and recycling*
Do the crime.
If you mix those two I will personally make sure you are buried deep, DEEP in a landfill.
But discounts bra....
Cheapskate.
Yeah, yeah you're right. HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
*Mixes the garbage and recycle*
...
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 06:22:10 AM
Yeah, yeah you're right. HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
*Mixes the garbage and recycle*
I WATCHED YOU THE ENTIRE TIME YOU HORRIBLE VOMITOUS MASS.
I am alone in this fight. . .
*Slaps Skarzs with a glove*
HE CHALLENGES YOU TO A DUEL!
I WOULD DUEL BUT HE WON'T PARTICIPATE.
THEN YOU SHALL DUEL HIS SECOND, OXYGEN!
Who?
O2
The Molecules.
HAHAHAH! FEAR THEM! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT AIR!
*Turns O2 into CO2
...Because the trash company attempted to incinerate the recycling I mixed with the trash...
I breathed.
That works too...
And burned a LOT of garbage.
*Mixes trash and recyclables in the trashcan and puts it out on the curb*
*Kills Lady Amber and throws her into the garbage can where she belongs.*
*Throws Skarzs into a landfill*
How? You're in the garbage.
I climbed out.
*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*
!!
You're the reason your city is filthy.
Quote from: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:04:20 PM
*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*
!!
My corpse? Just 'cause I'm in a trashcan doesn't mean I'm dead.
But you are.
Well you're in a landfill, so you're dead, too.
But you couldn't have because you're in the can.
Well maybe I climbed out.
Even Ashleg agrees you are dead and in the garbage can. He piled stuff on top of you.
He must be blind, then.
*Starts eating the garbage.*
There's no getting out of this, Amber!
Well what about you, Ash? You mixed trash and recyclables, as well. You should be punished, too.
He shall be.
No-I am above the law.
Which law? Because Mother Nature don't mess around with her laws.
PREZZERS ASHLEG
_________
THE LAW!
No he's being literal.
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Throw yourself in the recycling bin.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 23, 2018, 07:47:59 PM
Throw yourself in the recycling bin.
But that would be mixing recycling with garbage you hypocrite. 8)
So Ashleg is a piece of trash?
Del gets it.
Your mom is ugly.
Good thing I love her anyways.
Quote from: Ashleg on January 24, 2018, 06:37:49 PM
Your mom is ugly.
Ashleg has revealed himself to be and NSA agent. :o
Yeh, takes one to know one.
That's why you know your mom.
I never denied being ugly.
Well, neither have I.
;D
Banished after termination!