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Title: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 12:06:26 AM
This is a topic that was inspired by an old thread called "Secrets we must keep from Lass thread."
We are gathered here today to discuss top-secret secrets that we must not let Kade discover.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: The Skarzs on November 19, 2021, 01:12:23 AM
Hmm, yes, interesting.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 01:51:51 AM
*shoves Skarzs out*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 12:58:12 PM
(https://c.tenor.com/4EaC523qoQkAAAAM/big-bird-door.gif)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 19, 2021, 02:05:38 PM
Scry
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 02:27:04 PM
  o  o
\____/

Hello friends.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 02:37:52 PM
*shoves Kade out with diffculty*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 19, 2021, 02:51:34 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 02:37:52 PM
*shoves Kade out with GREAT diffculty*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 03:52:03 PM
*So great, in fact, that Kade remains.*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: MeadowR on November 19, 2021, 04:59:03 PM
One secret I don't want Kade knowing is that there are mushrooms growing under the floor in his bathroom.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 19, 2021, 05:01:31 PM
*Gasp* Really? We definitely can't let him find out about that.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 05:14:37 PM
>_>
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 19, 2021, 05:32:25 PM
Kade is clearly looking away and not reading the secrets. I respect him for that.

...But not enough to tell him that someone stole his garage door opener.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 05:35:41 PM
*Didn't know he had a garage, nor a garage door opener*

<_<
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 05:59:21 PM
Kade, don't look!
Spoiler
Spoiler
Kade, stop peeking!
We must not tell Kade that his coffee had magic dust in it that will make him fly!
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Booklover on November 19, 2021, 10:40:38 PM
Malcolm spiked the coffee?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Hmmmm?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 19, 2021, 11:20:15 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 19, 2021, 10:40:38 PM
Malcolm spiked the coffee?
Sssh!
Spoiler
Kade, stop looking, silly chook!
Yes, he did.
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2021, 11:51:27 PM
*Gathp*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 12:33:11 AM
 :)
Spoiler
The secrets of :)
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2021, 12:40:01 AM
Indeed
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 12:57:31 AM
:)
Indeed.
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2021, 01:30:02 AM
Hmmm...?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 04:47:13 AM
Yes Kade?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2021, 02:26:22 PM
Tell me.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 02:42:06 PM
Tell you what?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Verdauga on November 24, 2021, 02:42:51 PM
Spoiler

Copper is more dense than iron.
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 02:44:20 PM
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2021, 03:06:02 PM
What?  What did he say?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2021, 11:18:36 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2021, 02:42:51 PM
Spoiler

Copper is more dense than iron.
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It is? Goodness, what if Kade finds out?
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2021, 12:56:48 AM
This is so tense.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 25, 2021, 06:49:18 AM
we must never let him know
that it is!
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 25, 2021, 09:07:30 PM
Another very important secret we must keep from Kade
The sky is blue!
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 26, 2021, 06:17:03 AM
Is it tho....🤔🤨🤔
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2021, 03:22:29 PM
Is what tho?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 26, 2021, 03:34:32 PM
💃🕺
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 06:02:51 AM
Are we to dance?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:53:03 PM
Very secret
Spoiler
Spoiler
See those bucket of paint in the corner? Let's paint Kade with them while he's not looking!
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 03:26:13 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:53:03 PM
Very secret
Spoiler
Spoiler
See those bucket of paint in the corner? Let's paint Kade with them while he's not looking!
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YES. >:D >:D >:D >:D ;D ;D ^-^ ^-^ >:D :)

Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 06:02:51 AM
Are we to dance?
No looking Kade
Spoiler
Spoiler
I don't like dancing.
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 04:18:21 PM
More seeecrets
I like folk dancing. *Dances inconspiciously behind Kade toward the buckets of paint*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 04:41:40 PM
*Joins*  Hah!
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 29, 2021, 05:40:49 PM
But I thought you said
that you didn't like dancing.
Hah! Plot twist! I'm so evil
*Spills paint on Ally's head*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on November 29, 2021, 05:52:59 PM
*Gasp* #Rude  ;D

I know I said that
Spoiler
I don't like dancing
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But it's acceptable when I think there are ADVANTAGES. >:D
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2021, 06:28:25 PM
*Shuffles away from the two weirdos.*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 29, 2021, 10:00:58 PM
Hey, you're as weird as we are, Kade. *Dumps paint all over Kade's head.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2021, 10:12:40 PM
*Dodges.*  Why, because I eat people whole?  What's so weird about that?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:06:35 PM
Well, you think we're weirdos because we don't eat people whole or unwhole.
Spoiler
*Flings paint about*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:09:08 PM
No no, I don't think y'all are weirdos because of that.

I think y'all are weirdos for completely different reasons ;)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:31:18 PM
Because of the lettuce gang? It's still going on, you know.
Spoiler
*Goes to get more paint*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:44:06 PM
Yeah, that's one I really don't get, but that's ok.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:53:38 PM
Spoiler
*Paints Kade's hands orange*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:56:19 PM
*Otterbadger-sense detects unknown danger.  Dodges for some reason.*  I wonder why I felt the need to do that.  How odd.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:58:59 PM
Spoiler
*Kade's hands are now covered in orange*
*Begins to splatter teal paint on top of the orange paint*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 04:10:17 PM
*Eats Flib.*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Booklover on November 30, 2021, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:09:08 PM
No no, I don't think y'all are weirdos because of that.

I think y'all are weirdos for completely different reasons ;)
You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think, but you are correct in that.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 05:31:17 PM
Hm hm hm, we'll see ;)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 01, 2021, 04:37:09 PM
*Enters the thread like an evil chook.*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 04:46:36 PM
*Sees the evil chook.*  What'cha want, eh?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 01, 2021, 05:49:49 PM
Secret
To keep juicy secrets
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 05:57:47 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InbornImmaculateEmperorshrimp-max-1mb.gif)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 01, 2021, 07:48:51 PM
🤨
Kade needs to abide by the laws
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 08:00:18 PM
That emoji face is almost as secret as your last "secret" spoiler post.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2021, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 05:57:47 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InbornImmaculateEmperorshrimp-max-1mb.gif)
Aha!
I'm onto you, Kade!
@Ally046, we have valuable evidence here that Kade is looking in the spoilers!
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 01, 2021, 08:45:17 PM
Hmmmm...
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 08:45:53 PM
Onto me regarding what?  Her spoiler was titled "Secret" and since I'm not allowed to look in the spoiler, I felt my response was perfectly reasonable.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2021, 09:01:29 PM
 ^-^ Nothing, nothing.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 01, 2021, 11:15:29 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2021, 09:01:29 PM
^-^ Nothing, nothing.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2021, 02:00:08 PM
Sus
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 02:44:45 PM
Sus spelled backwards is sus, which makes it even more sus. (I feel like BL's posted that somewhere before...)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2021, 03:05:59 PM
Taco cat
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 05:21:17 PM
tac ocaT
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2021, 05:35:11 PM
Yeah, if you wanna be a heathen about it.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 05:37:04 PM
No, I just wanna be a Flib about it. ^-^
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Booklover on December 02, 2021, 06:05:44 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 02:44:45 PM
Sus spelled backwards is sus, which makes it even more sus. (I feel like BL's posted that somewhere before...)
Not sure I have.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 06:07:19 PM
sus
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 02, 2021, 10:04:53 PM
suS
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2021, 02:11:56 AM
Indeedeth.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 02:43:36 PM
Flib Bigboat spelled backwards is Silly Chook.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2021, 07:02:08 PM
Is not.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 07:19:27 PM
Sure it is.

Forwards = Flib Bigboat
Backwards = Silly Chook

See?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2021, 07:45:31 PM
No, it's Taobgib Bilf. ::)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 07:49:40 PM
Now you're just being crazy.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Verdauga on December 03, 2021, 08:01:51 PM
For a second I read taco in there and was really excited.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 08:06:03 PM
I had the same reaction yesterday, actually. :giggle:
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2021, 10:00:49 PM
The tacos were delicious. ^-^
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 10:03:47 PM
I know.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 03, 2021, 10:30:49 PM
Tacos are often like that.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 10:32:39 PM
You speak wisdom, Russa.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Booklover on December 03, 2021, 10:33:00 PM
That's why she's a teacher.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 10:35:36 PM
Quite so, quite so.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 03, 2021, 10:39:45 PM
Stay in school, kids.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: MeadowR on December 03, 2021, 10:56:18 PM
Kade must not find out what happens to apples once they go past their best. :(
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Booklover on December 03, 2021, 11:24:15 PM
They attract the doctor rather than keeping the doctor away.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2021, 11:53:19 PM
R- really?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: The Skarzs on December 04, 2021, 12:08:57 AM
Don't believe the lies.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 05, 2021, 12:50:52 AM
They're not, actually. If you eat soft apples, you'll get sick, and then the doctor comes.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2021, 01:04:07 AM
And that we certainly can't have.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 05, 2021, 04:47:27 PM
Dont look Kade
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Heh, no looking Kade
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No Kade eyes allowed
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Everyone but Kade
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You still can't look Kade
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2021, 03:06:50 PM
>_>

<_<
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 06, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
HehHeh. :) >:D :)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 02:31:38 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on December 05, 2021, 04:47:27 PM
Don't look Kade
He forgot the >_< face in his last post. :giggle:
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Heh, no looking Kade
If you trap a lady bug in a jar, it will keep crawling to the top of it, even if the jar is upside down.
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No Kade eyes allowed
The clock in my room is twenty minutes back.
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Everyone but Kade
Tacos are delicious. Anyone who disagrees will be fed to the Otterbadger.
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You still can't look Kade
There is such a thing as a fear of ducks.
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*fixed*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 02:50:11 PM
Golly, I wish someone would tell me secrets :(
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 02:52:02 PM
An early Christmas present for Kade
I don't like tacos. ^-^ *Resignes to my fate*
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Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 02:52:59 PM
I'm not allowed to open my present.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 02:56:28 PM
Good, because I won't be eaten until you open your present. ^_^
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 03:01:46 PM
Well, now that you've said that, I could just skip straight to then if you want. ;)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 03:05:23 PM
Nononononono, I want you to open your present first. :)
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 03:09:19 PM
Does that mean I can open it now?
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 03:12:34 PM
yes
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 03:14:50 PM
Now, you know what this means, of course.

BUT

As I've given you a grace period, I shall hold off for the time being.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 03:15:46 PM
Aww, thanks. ^-^
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 03:17:08 PM
You're quite welcome.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 03:19:50 PM
*happy Flib noises*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 03:21:59 PM
 ^-^  *Pat pat*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 10:16:24 PM
*Ow, ow*
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 07, 2021, 10:20:31 PM
They were friendly pats.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 07, 2021, 10:31:50 PM
They still hurt, 'cause you're so stronk.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 08, 2021, 12:52:35 PM
Er ist stark.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 08, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
I am Iron Man.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Ally046 on December 08, 2021, 03:43:17 PM
Sure. :giggle:
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 08, 2021, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 08, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
I am Iron Man.
I know a cocoa man, a snow man, and a dog man, but I have never heard of an Iron Man before.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 08, 2021, 04:22:16 PM
Your loss.
Title: Re: Secrets we must keep from Kade thread
Post by: Flib Bigboat on December 08, 2021, 04:41:08 PM
Well now I have.