This is a topic that was inspired by an old thread called "Secrets we must keep from Lass thread."
We are gathered here today to discuss top-secret secrets that we must not let Kade discover.
Hmm, yes, interesting.
*shoves Skarzs out*
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Scry
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Hello friends.
*shoves Kade out with diffculty*
*So great, in fact, that Kade remains.*
One secret I don't want Kade knowing is that there are mushrooms growing under the floor in his bathroom.
*Gasp* Really? We definitely can't let him find out about that.
>_>
Kade is clearly looking away and not reading the secrets. I respect him for that.
...But not enough to tell him that someone stole his garage door opener.
*Didn't know he had a garage, nor a garage door opener*
<_<
Kade, don't look!
Spoiler
Spoiler
Kade, stop peeking!
We must not tell Kade that his coffee had magic dust in it that will make him fly!
Malcolm spiked the coffee?
Hmmmm?
Quote from: Booklover on November 19, 2021, 10:40:38 PM
Malcolm spiked the coffee?
Sssh!
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Kade, stop looking, silly chook!
Yes, he did.
*Gathp*
:)
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The secrets of :)
Indeed
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Indeed.
Hmmm...?
Yes Kade?
Tell me.
Tell you what?
Spoiler
Copper is more dense than iron.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
What? What did he say?
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2021, 02:42:51 PM
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Copper is more dense than iron.
It is? Goodness, what if Kade finds out?
This is so tense.
we must never let him know
that it is!
Another very important secret we must keep from Kade
The sky is blue!
Is it tho....🤔🤨🤔
Is what tho?
💃🕺
Are we to dance?
Very secret
Spoiler
Spoiler
See those bucket of paint in the corner? Let's paint Kade with them while he's not looking!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:53:03 PM
Very secret
Spoiler
Spoiler
See those bucket of paint in the corner? Let's paint Kade with them while he's not looking!
YES. >:D >:D >:D >:D ;D ;D ^-^ ^-^ >:D :)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 06:02:51 AM
Are we to dance?
No looking Kade
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Spoiler
I don't like dancing.
More seeecrets
I like folk dancing. *Dances inconspiciously behind Kade toward the buckets of paint*
*Joins* Hah!
But I thought you said
that you didn't like dancing.
Hah! Plot twist! I'm so evil
*Spills paint on Ally's head*
*Gasp* #Rude ;D
I know I said that
Spoiler
I don't like dancing
But it's acceptable when I
think there are ADVANTAGES. >:D
*Shuffles away from the two weirdos.*
Hey, you're as weird as we are, Kade. *Dumps paint all over Kade's head.
*Dodges.* Why, because I eat people whole? What's so weird about that?
Well, you think we're weirdos because we don't eat people whole or unwhole.
Spoiler
*Flings paint about*
No no, I don't think y'all are weirdos because of that.
I think y'all are weirdos for completely different reasons ;)
Because of the lettuce gang? It's still going on, you know.
Spoiler
*Goes to get more paint*
Yeah, that's one I really don't get, but that's ok.
Spoiler
*Paints Kade's hands orange*
*Otterbadger-sense detects unknown danger. Dodges for some reason.* I wonder why I felt the need to do that. How odd.
Spoiler
*Kade's hands are now covered in orange*
*Begins to splatter teal paint on top of the orange paint*
*Eats Flib.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:09:08 PM
No no, I don't think y'all are weirdos because of that.
I think y'all are weirdos for completely different reasons ;)
You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think, but you are correct in that.
Hm hm hm, we'll see ;)
*Enters the thread like an evil chook.*
*Sees the evil chook.* What'cha want, eh?
Secret
To keep juicy secrets
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🤨
Kade needs to abide by the laws
That emoji face is almost as secret as your last "secret" spoiler post.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 05:57:47 PM
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Aha!
I'm onto you, Kade!
@Ally046, we have valuable evidence here that Kade is looking in the spoilers!
Hmmmm...
Onto me regarding what? Her spoiler was titled "Secret" and since I'm not allowed to look in the spoiler, I felt my response was perfectly reasonable.
^-^ Nothing, nothing.
Sus
Sus spelled backwards is sus, which makes it even more sus. (I feel like BL's posted that somewhere before...)
Taco cat
tac ocaT
Yeah, if you wanna be a heathen about it.
No, I just wanna be a Flib about it. ^-^
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2021, 02:44:45 PM
Sus spelled backwards is sus, which makes it even more sus. (I feel like BL's posted that somewhere before...)
Not sure I have.
sus
suS
Indeedeth.
Flib Bigboat spelled backwards is Silly Chook.
Is not.
Sure it is.
Forwards = Flib Bigboat
Backwards = Silly Chook
See?
No, it's Taobgib Bilf. ::)
Now you're just being crazy.
For a second I read taco in there and was really excited.
I had the same reaction yesterday, actually. :giggle:
The tacos were delicious. ^-^
I know.
Tacos are often like that.
You speak wisdom, Russa.
That's why she's a teacher.
Quite so, quite so.
Stay in school, kids.
Kade must not find out what happens to apples once they go past their best. :(
They attract the doctor rather than keeping the doctor away.
R- really?
Don't believe the lies.
They're not, actually. If you eat soft apples, you'll get sick, and then the doctor comes.
And that we certainly can't have.
Dont look Kade
Heh, no looking Kade
No Kade eyes allowed
Everyone but Kade
You still can't look Kade
>_>
<_<
HehHeh. :) >:D :)
Quote from: Ally046 on December 05, 2021, 04:47:27 PM
Don't look Kade
He forgot the >_< face in his last post. :giggle:
Heh, no looking Kade
If you trap a lady bug in a jar, it will keep crawling to the top of it, even if the jar is upside down.
No Kade eyes allowed
The clock in my room is twenty minutes back.
Everyone but Kade
Tacos are delicious. Anyone who disagrees will be fed to the Otterbadger.
You still can't look Kade
There is such a thing as a fear of ducks.
*fixed*
Golly, I wish someone would tell me secrets :(
An early Christmas present for Kade
I don't like tacos. ^-^ *Resignes to my fate*
I'm not allowed to open my present.
Good, because I won't be eaten until you open your present. ^_^
Well, now that you've said that, I could just skip straight to then if you want. ;)
Nononononono, I want you to open your present first. :)
Does that mean I can open it now?
yes
Now, you know what this means, of course.
BUT
As I've given you a grace period, I shall hold off for the time being.
Aww, thanks. ^-^
You're quite welcome.
*happy Flib noises*
^-^ *Pat pat*
*Ow, ow*
They were friendly pats.
They still hurt, 'cause you're so stronk.
Er ist stark.
I am Iron Man.
Sure. :giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 08, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
I am Iron Man.
I know a cocoa man, a snow man, and a dog man, but I have never heard of an Iron Man before.
Your loss.
Well now I have.