Redwall Abbey

  This is pretty much the same as Corny's topic, only instead of getting dresses and/or suits, you get pets!  Just tell me what animal you'd like (and breed, if you wanna be specific), and I'll find you a cute little friend!  (The animals can be as exotic as you want.  You could ask for a pet shark, for all I care!  ::))  Once you get a pet, please rate it from 1 (agh!) to 5 (woohoo!).

Catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat

Yorkshire chocolate, maine coon, tonkinese, russian blue, persian longhair

Anything except hairless breeds (such as sphynxes)

Uhmmm... I want a very small and cute shadowy void dragon.

This sounds cool!

Could I have a fluffy, brown-and-white rabbit?

I would like a guinea pig, please.

I'd like a chipmunk pwees!

Ooh, ooh, can I have a pet otter?

Jet

  I didn't know how many to get you, so I just got you a whole litter.

(http://www.all-about-cute-kittens.com/images/minkitty-tonkinese-cat-breeders-21531321.jpg)

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Rus

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/150/e/4/Void_dragon_by_child_dragon.jpg)

  Cute enough for ya?

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Jukka

  They were so adorable, I just HAD to get you two!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Gv4_9EAH1j0/US13JR8NV0I/AAAAAAAAANc/7xiy9Mu-BWo/s1600/tumblr_mb4t48RVXC1rdvzeho1_1280.jpg)

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Amy

(http://bonds-gallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/guinea-pigcute-little-animals-01.jpg)

  It comes with the flower crown.

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Russa

  This 'un looks excited to see its new owner.

(http://photographylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cute-Chipmunk.jpg)

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Amber

(http://cutepics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/otter-cute.jpg)

  Shh, gotta be quiet, he's sleeping.

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  Anyone care to adopt any more pets?  My pet shelter is bursting at the seams with loving creatures!

They're not as cute as possible so 3.5

Welsh Polecat

Jet

  Careful, he's very bitey.

(http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/share/30/300/061/3006153_370.jpg)

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Definitely a 5 for that li'l guy, he's adorable

Glaucus Atlanticus

  Tiny little fella, eh?  Lemme see what I can do...

Jet

(http://impressivemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/glaucus-atlanticus-hand.jpg)

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Void dragon. It's kinda cute. Also kinda terrifying.


Can I have the smallest Chihuahua you have? Preferably a cuddly one, and not a demonic one.

Oh, very sneaky Rain! :P I'd like a baby deer, please. A whitetail fawn, preferably. (I want to feel homesick right now...I dunno why)

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 01, 2014, 03:29:23 PM
  Tiny little fella, eh?  Lemme see what I can do...

Jet

(http://impressivemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/glaucus-atlanticus-hand.jpg)

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Since all of them look almost exactly the same its hard to deduct any points on one of those guys so again 5

Gizka (from Star Wars)

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I have a baby hare, and a mouse babe?

Can I have some baby otters, and weasels?

Rus

  Say hello to my likkle friend:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GEpMUtzi8Ts/UKWYgdGwJaI/AAAAAAAADRc/jGLPdvTqjeE/s1600/Teacup+Chihuahua.jpg)

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Corny

  Yes, I'm so sneaky, aren't I?  ;D

(http://www.wpclipart.com/animals/D/deer/deer_2/white_tailed_fawn.png)

  Might wanna give this little guy a blanket; he looks a wee bit cold.

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Jet

  My, we're going for the exotic pets, aren't we?  Lucky for you, I still have a couple of them in the back.

(http://swtor.crystal-dreams.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/green-spottedgizka.png)

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Thom

  A hare and a mouse, comin' right up!

(http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cute-fluffy-white-baby-rabbit-400x417.jpg)

(http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cute-animals-baby-mouse-sleeping-hand-pics.jpg)

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Rach

  Here they are!

(http://litbloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/zoo_baby_otters1.jpg)

(http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/adorable-baby-weasels.jpg)

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  So nice to see so many animal-loving members.  ^-^  Any other applicants?  So many animals need a good home, and I won't judge you for taking home as many as you want.  ;)

So cute! 5

Roc bird, spectacled owl and a lammergeier?

Rainy.....That's a definite 5...*Sniffs, then bursts out bawling* I-I-I'm sooooorrry! Oh, he's just perfect....*Gets tissue and blows nose and wipes eyes* H-H-How about a blue Betta? (Aka Siamese fighting fish) and a bear cub? And some squirrels and chipmunks?

How about a ferret with reddish fur? And a monitor lizard? And a stoat? ;D

Jet

  I'm afraid the Roc bird is a bit, ah... feisty.  Couldn't get a good picture of her.  But here she is!

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTUt_T3tln-3eQCNBUglYxOouT_pj7hkesANYTMepWNRjY_pKV)

  The spectacled owl was much easier to take a picture of.

(http://elizabethjblog.edublogs.org/files/2012/09/spectacled_owl-Pulsatrix_perspicillata-2d3imvk.jpg)

  And this guy was practically jumping for joy when I came to his cell- er, habitat.

(http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/FC/FC16FC09-747F-4423-9F5E-BB61BD0C108F/Presentation.Large/Lammergeier-walking-in-snow.jpg)

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Corny

  Oh dear, a large collection this time, eh?  Lemme see what I can find...

(http://petpalacez.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/red-and-blue-betta-fishknow-your-aquarium-rnhwlle7.jpg)

(http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201110/bear-cub-playing-with-teddy-bear-big.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJSVLKjPe80jiGvfWVKohEVXLUClWVy1nfRn8ODc-ehUWZdcmL)

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/Chipmunks-alvin-and-the-chipmunks-1671075-565-306.jpg)

  Ah!  No!  Wrong cage, wrong cage!

(http://images.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/21224/chipmunk_1-jpg.jpg)

  There, much better!  These don't sing.

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Romsca

  Here ya are!

(http://www.ferretcentral.org/jpegs/rusty-baby.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4efe11508cb8828262fd9efc6730778e/tumblr_mqg9fte8JD1rdag7yo1_500.jpg)

  Er, that was Fred.  He's... special.  This is your monitor lizard:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m0z0g3M61qh5yaz.jpg)

(http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/little-stoat-cute-animal-pictures.jpg)

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3 3 and 3.5

How about a marbled polecat?

Awww! Do we have to rate them?

Baby mountain lion. Or a full grown one.

Quote from: Romsca on June 02, 2014, 12:54:56 AM
Awww! Do we have to rate them?

  That would be very nice, yes.  1-5, 1 being lame and 5 being absoballylutely terrific.  ;)

Jet

  I think you may want to put a bell on this little dude.  He likes to wander off and disappear, y'know.

(http://www.arkive.org/media/28/28E495A1-770A-4238-92CF-C272F989FEC7/Presentation.Large/photo.jpg)

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Skarzsy

  These two like hanging out together.

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7212/7320579784_6acdb04479_z.jpg)

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Yay!
3.5

Awww.

A pet Tardis, MAKE IT FLUFFY OR ELSE!!

5s, all of them! *Sniffs again, then gets self under control* Hmm...How about a half grown male bear eating a peach? (Don't ask....Fond memories...I wonder how Mr. Peaches is doing now? And, no, I did NOT have a pet bear. He simply invirted himself to my house a number of times. And ate our peaches.)

Masky

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5262734/il_fullxfull.185626109.jpg)

  Close enough?

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Corny

(http://zapatopi.net/blog/stamp.mongolia790-panda.jpg)

  Eheheheheh...

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I rate me chipy monk a 4!

Triads.

4.5. Rainy! How about....A turtle?

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 02, 2014, 05:43:44 PM
Triads.

  Hrm?

Corny

  This turtle was a wee bit cold, so I knitted him a sweater.  Hope you don't mind.  :)

(http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/wp-content/2013/08/Taco-suit-2.jpg)

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Aw that fella gets a five from me

Atzerrian meek? (I think that's what it's called anyway)

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 02, 2014, 06:32:59 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 02, 2014, 05:43:44 PM
Triads.

Hrm?

Look 'em up.

  @Skarzs:  I tried, and the almighty Google gave me a grand staff with triads on it, as well as some sort of pill that I think is used for exercise or something.

Jet

  We only have one in stock, so I hope you like him!

(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060716204014/starwars/images/b/bc/Atzerrian_Meek.jpg)

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Huh, they're not as cute as I remember, 3.5

Macra?

I rate my bunnies a five. ;D THEY'RE ADORABLE!!!

  Oof, you have a very unique choice in pets, Jet!  Lemme go see if I have any Macra left...

Jet

  Ah, we have two, so you can take your pick!

(http://www.daryljoyce.co.uk/media/25395/doctor-who-the-macra-terror-1.jpg)

  Slightly terrifying fellas, if you ask me.

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Horeshoe crab.

Skarzsy

  I got you a baby so you can watch it grow up.  :)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8ormEKry1qmpf13o1_500.jpg)

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  I've actually seen wild horseshoe crabs.  Kinda scary when they're big!

I rate my otter a 5! He's so cute! :D
Could I have a baby fox, a baby badger, and a baby weasel?

He's a six!

How about a chicken? Am Americana one?

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 02, 2014, 10:04:19 PM

Skarzsy

  I got you a baby so you can watch it grow up.  :)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8ormEKry1qmpf13o1_500.jpg)

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  I've actually seen wild horseshoe crabs.  Kinda scary when they're big!

Can't see it, so I can't rate it.

Did you know that they bleed blue because of the presence of copper in their blood? (Iron in our blood is what makes our blood red)

3
Not fluffly enough but the mouse-thing was a nice bonus.

Could I have a pet Tanuki?

  @Skarzs:  Not sure if I find that creepy or cool...  :P  So, you want another horseshoe crab?  One you can see?

Corny

  Here's a fluffy likkle chick.  :)

(http://www.queenofdiy.com/files/2010/04/getting-baby-chicks-06.jpg)

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Masky

  You can take your choice of these cuties, or have them all!  (If I were you, I'd choose the latter.  ;))

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-InyHlqANZPQ/UP9wTzZ2E7I/AAAAAAAABzw/5DdsRI2oWS4/s1600/tumblr_ln93xdkeXZ1qlze3zo1_1280.jpg)

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  GAH!  MASKY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE ME TO THOSE LITTLE BUNDLES OF FLUFF AND CUTENESS?!  NOW I'M GONNA BE OBSESSED WITH TANUKIS!

REminds me of Sweetie when she was that big....And actually sweet. Now, she's a tad bit of a grump-rump........ Hmm, how about a.....Carolina Wren?

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 03, 2014, 05:14:38 PM
  @Skarzs:  Not sure if I find that creepy or cool...  :P  So, you want another horseshoe crab?  One you can see?

Nah. How about a hellgrammite?

Corny

  This guy likes making weird poses, so you should probably get him a mirror.

(http://tharunaya.co.uk/mx0125/wallpaper/image_wallpaper/2010-09-13-19.jpg)

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Skarzsy

  I know the shelter policy is to not ask questions about the choice in pets, but... WHY?!?  WHY DO WE EVEN CARRY HELLGRAMMITES?!?!  THOSE THINGS ARE FREAKY!!!!

(http://www.fly-fishing-discounters.com/images/hellgrammite-1.jpg)

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Oh, that's a ten for the reaction. ;D
They make great bait, though.

  B-bait?  Wh-what are you planning to catch with those disgusting things?

Catfish. Bluegill. Bass love them.

5!!!! Carolina blackbird?

Can I have a tribble?

Corny

  So THAT'S what those birds are!  They hang out in parking lots near where I live, and I think them to be so pretty, but I never knew what kind of bird they were.  :P

(http://www.utahbirds.org/birdsofutah/BirdsA-C_2/BrewersBlackbirdWR1.jpg)

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Rus

(http://www.roddenberry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/T/O/TOY009med_grey.png)

  TRIBBLE.

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What is that last one?

It's a tribble.

Please expand your explanation. What is a tribble?

A tribble is a terrifying creature of legend.


Rainy, can I have a baby dolphin, a baby possum, and a baby tapir?

5/5! Hmm......Rhode Island Red Rooster? With big feet, please.

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2014, 12:04:34 AM
Please expand your explanation. What is a tribble?

Tiny adorable balls of fluff, they reproduce rapidly and are born pregnant. Oh, and they're from Star Trek.

Born....Pregnant? Ooookaaay....

It's sketchy, Corny. (But they are sooo fluffy!)

They can fill up a starship. They're bad.

Blue

  This dolphin has a buddy named Joe, so you might want to consider adopting him, too.

(http://media.carbonated.tv/76127_story__seal%20and%20dolphin.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjychwFPp1qi4ucgo1_500.jpg)

  Just as a warning, this little tapir's kinda sassy.

(http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/l-Baby-Tapir.jpg)

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Corny

  We recently got chicks, so you can have one of those.

(http://growandresist.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/img_0451.jpg)

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Looks like a stunted ostrich.

Yiss Yiss, Tanuki's be very cute. If ye like them watch a movie called 'Pom Poko'. One of Miyazaki's finest. Too Yeh So!

Fantastic! 5, 5, 5, and 10!

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2014, 04:56:08 AM
Looks like a stunted ostrich.

HEY! Don't be mean! *Cuddles Roo* Don't listen to him - He's just a big mean troll! Oh, Roo's a 6!
Now, how 'bouts a white-laced Wyandotte chick?

chicken-of-the-rock?

Corny

  They were so cute I got you three.

(http://www.esteshatchery.com/images/gallery/silver-laced-wyandotte-chicks.jpg)

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Jet

(http://ajaytao2010.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/chicken-of-the-rock-bird-glenn-bartley.jpg?w=660&h=440)

  It looks like a freaky bird-whale.

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Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 04, 2014, 06:42:16 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2014, 04:56:08 AM
Looks like a stunted ostrich.

HEY! Don't be mean! *Cuddles Roo* Don't listen to him - He's just a big mean troll! Oh, Roo's a 6!

Just stating the obvious. . .

Ooh, can I have Terezi's lusus? Oh, and you have to make sure it's Terezi's, because the other lusi kinda creep me out..

4. they're not as cool as I thought they were. Be prepared for a large order

Secretary bird
Crested caracara
Western capercaillie
California quail
Temminck's tragopan
Red jungle-fowl
Limpkin
Common trumpeter
Purple swamphen
Kagu
Houbara bustard
Kori bustard
Wattled jacana
Grey phalarope
Brown skua
Inca tern
Atlantic puffin
Common guillemot
Victoria crowned pigeon
Magnificent fruit pigeon
Rainbow lorikeet
Palm cockatoo
Kea
Eclectus parrot (one of both genders if possible)
Crimson rosella
Swift parrot
Budgerigar
Grey parrot
Kakapo
Masked lovebird
Blue-fronted parrot
Yellow-headed conure
Hyacinth macaw
Spix's macaw
Green-winged macaw
Great spotted cuckoo
Red-crested turaco
Hoatzin
Greater roadrunner
Oilbird
Black swift
Booted racquet-tail
Crimson topaz hummingbird
Sword-billed hummingbird
Andean hillstar
Speckled mousebird
Resplendent quetzal
Violaceous trogon
Pied kingfisher
Blue-crowned motmot
European bee-eater
Jamaican tody
White-fronted bee-eater
Hoopoe
Great Indian hornbill
Green wood hoopoe
Rufous-tailed jacamar
D'arnaud's barbet
Chestnut-eared aracari
Bare-crowned antbird
Chucao tapaculo
Three-wattled bellbird
Lovely cotinga
Amazon umbrellabird
Blue-backed manakin
Scissortail flycatcher
Common sunbird-asity
Superb lyrebird
Yellow-throated minivet
Blue-backed fairy bluebird
White-crested helmet-shrike
Bokmakierie
Fiscal shrike
Hook-billed vanga
Japanese waxwing
Eastern bluebird
American robin
European robin
White-starred robin
Bluethroat
Red-tailed laughing thrush
Pekin robin
Long-billed scimitar babbler
Rufous sibia
Indian verditer flycatcher
Rufous-bellied niltava
Southern emu-wren
Blue wren
Red-backed wren
African paradise flycatcher
Scarlet robin
Golden whistler
Eurasian nuthatch
Orange-bellied flowerpecker
Scarlet-chested sunbird
Variable sunbird
Streaked spiderhunter
Blue-faced honeyeater
Tui
Little friarbird
Yellowhammer
Eastern towhee
Plush-capped finch
Common cardinal
Painted bunting
Magpie tanager
Scarlet tanager
Blue-necked tanager
Swallow tanager
Hooded warbler
Yellow-rumped warbler
Akiapolaau
Irwi
Red-eyed vireo
Crested oropendola
Red-winged blackbird
Northern oriole
Bullfinch
Paradise whydah
Hill mynah
Splendid starling
Metallic starling
Black-headed oriole
Crested drongo
Saddleback
Australian magpie
Satin bowerbird
King bird of paradise
Wilson's bird of paradise
Raggiana bird of paradise
Blue jay
Jackdaw
Eurasian jay
Common raven

*Grumbling noises*
Yes I know, I'm placing the order now
*Grumbling*
I'll do the aquarium next time!
*Grumbling*
Yes yes, the aviary is nearly done
*Grumbling*
Give me a break!

Blue

 Shhh, he's sleeping.

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/181/4/5/terezi__s_lusus_by_wolfsaynora-d55hr47.jpg)

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  @Jet:  O_O  How 'bout you pick your favourites?

i want a panda pleez! :)

5! He's kawaii! Or she is... Y'know, Terezi's lusus is a bit vague...

Can I has a Nepeta?

Nich

  Panda!  :D

(http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cute-panda-cub.jpg)

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Blue

  She so exciiiiteeeeed!

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/057/f/d/nepeta__be_cute_by_littleboyb-d3agrb5.png)

  I can tell SOMEONE'S into Homestuck right now...

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My favorite animal the polar bear?

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 04, 2014, 07:35:43 PM

Blue

 Shhh, he's sleeping.

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/181/4/5/terezi__s_lusus_by_wolfsaynora-d55hr47.jpg)

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  @Jet:  O_O  How 'bout you pick your favourites?

Could you send them to me in groups of five?
*Grumbling*
Sorry but I can't get them all at once!
*Grumbling*
Put down that gun or I'll rip you apart

Blue, you can't keep Nepeta as a pet! She's sentient! That's like keeping a fellow human as a pet! I was going to ask for a Cathar but they're sentient so I decided against it

Pyralspite?

Leatho

  I got you lots of polar bears... and lots of dogs, too.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O34hlv3SHqk/TvSSjDeJeSI/AAAAAAAAAs8/q-wgRvRgiuI/s1600/polar-bear-hugging-dog.jpg)

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/141/cache/10-polar-bear-love_14105_600x450.jpg)

(http://markosun.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/polar-bear-husky-dog-playing-2.jpg)

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  Alrighty, alrighty, I gotta have my day back, so I'm closing the adoption window until I finish all of Jet's requests.  *Glares at Jet*  *Grumbles*  Selfish likkle pet-hoarder...  ;D

KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE NEPETA!!!! 555555555555555555555555555555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now I want a Vriska... (Ha! Challenge, Rain! Cute Vriska is an impossibility!) But you can find that after you finish with Jet's ridiculous request.

@Jet, I bet I could! She'd probably be totally chill with staying with me if I rped with her and showed her cats on the interwebs.

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 04, 2014, 08:24:48 PM
*Glares at Jet*  *Grumbles*  Selfish likkle pet-hoarder...  ;D

Hey! These aren't for me, I'm building an aviary for an extradimensional being and he can't cross over into our dimension, I however can cross into his. I'm working to a deadline here
*Grumbling*
Oh get over it!

 All 5s! When you've done Jet's, can I have.....A Coocoo Maran chick?

Quote from: Lady Amber on June 02, 2014, 10:07:46 PM
I rate my otter a 5! He's so cute! :D
Could I have a baby fox, a baby badger, and a baby weasel?

Uh, Rainshadow, you did the others' pets but not mine!

She didn't?

EDIT: I don't think she it, Amber...BUt now she will!

Yeah, I thought she may not have seen it.

RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Sorry!  Been a tad bit busy this morning, as I had to help clean out the pantry because there were ants crawling all over it.  (Can't wait for the pest control guy to come!)

Lady Amber

  So sorry for not getting yours!  I completely passed over it without seeing it.  ::)

(http://www.cuteheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fox.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fU7LdRkUMVM/TMxJbCdPNVI/AAAAAAAADBo/sMretMY4cQg/s1600/badgerphoto.jpg)

(http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1397/28/1397281203334.jpg)

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Jet

(http://www.hdbackgroundpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/19/54.jpeg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Crested_Caracara_2.jpg)

(http://www.jaakphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/A-Western-Capercaillie-Singing-a-Love-Song-6299.jpg)

(http://www.utahbirds.org/birdsofutah/BirdsA-C_4/CaliforniaQuailPH2.jpg)

(http://tilgatenaturecentre.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/tragopan.jpg)

(http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/p/pincollector1/559.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fyUpJN0dc2Y/UPpASkSxu4I/AAAAAAAACo8/uuWQp72uAS0/s1600/Limpkin+2.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Grey-winged_Trumpeter_(Psophia_crepitans)_RWD.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Purple_Swamphen_-_Pukeko.jpg)

(http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/Kagu_5481b.jpg)

(http://www.birdfinders.co.uk/images/spain-canaries/houbara-bustard-canaries-2006.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Kori_Bustard_at_Maasai_Mara.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Acana_jacana_-near_Yarina_Lodge,_Napo_Province,_Ecuador_-adult-8_cropped.jpg)

(http://www.stephenburch.com/gallery/Grey%20Phalarope%201%20Farmoor%206%20Sept%2008_900.jpg)

(http://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk/photography/bigs/14374-Brown-Skua.jpg)

(http://api.ning.com/files/FahG5jLcUUQa1PjcFLorbuR2srPm4zmiiNzSiOGOznatT*kE5FBggwOG1q7QbZvxEn7SrHB7qWaq*L3Me6*K4iDsu6BEZ*h*/tern10.jpg)

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/atlantic-puffin_453_600x450.jpg)

(http://www.birdwatch.co.uk/userfiles/news/CommonGuillemotisthes.gif)

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2070/1584434057_406669d36e.jpg)

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/027/d/9/Magnificent_Fruit_Dove_by_Macropus_Rufus.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Rainbow_lorikeet.jpg)

(http://www.avianzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/palm-cockatoo1.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Kea_in_Flight_MC.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Eclectus_roratus-20030511.jpg)

(http://www.birdsinbackyards.net/sites/www.birdsinbackyards.net/files/factsheets/images/hero/Crimson%20Rosella.jpg)

  Ooookay, that's enough birds for today.  25 should be good for a bit, right?

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Blue

  Hrm, cute Vriska you say?

(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/212/b/4/vriska_serket_by_sugar_doodles-d6g1yfd.png)

  Erm, how 'bout pretty Vriska instead?  Or does this count as cute?

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1857b6b81a4f8b4c2c0e11b3aa46206/tumblr_mjvrlgP2oN1ra4yyfo1_500.png)

  Eh, either works.

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Uh, Rainy?

Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 04, 2014, 10:56:29 PM
All 5s! When you've done Jet's, can I have.....A Cuckoo Maran chick?

You missed me.

  Ugh, why do you all have to hide your requests?  I'm starting to think you're just making up these requests and putting them into quotes.  ;)

Corny

(http://www.cacklehatchery.com/Cuckoo_Maran_group.jpg)

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Oh, they're perfect! And, no, Rainy dear, we aren't hiding them.....It was time for a new page. And then Jet came forth with his massive order.

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on June 04, 2014, 01:32:12 AM
Can I have a clockwork dragon?

You forgot me, too! Tsk, tsk, so forgetful, Rain! :P

Can I have a squirrely? And a chipmunk?

OMIGOSH!!!!!!!! 8! 88888888!

<33333333!!!!!!!!!

This shop is unethical, selling trolls is slavery. Blue you should be ashamed of yourself! I thought she was your favourite!

She is my favorite, Jet. That's why I want her.

And I'm not buying them, as such. I'm completing a transaction with Rain for finding them for me, and then kindly requesting that they come play with me.

Can I have 20 white crested guinea pigs and 20 guineas? And I need to know if you carry supplies.

  Er, guys?  *Points to closed sign over the adoption window*  Gotta wait till Jet's request has been done.  All my little worker bees are still trying to locate the different birds, so it might be a little while.  I'll get to your requests, but it may take a bit.

  @Rus:  I clicked to go to your original post that you quoted, Rus, and may I just say...  How dare you.  ::)

I rate the fox a 5, the badger a 3, and the weasel a 4.

A request for when you've found Jets. And Cornys and Gnoflet.

An Aye-Aye, from Madagascar! They're just so cute and cuddly, aren't they?

Can I have a baby bunny?

RRRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Sorry, sorry, I have about a week or two left of school, then I'm gonna be getting to all these requests!  I've been working on the deck and on my math all weekend long, so I couldn't get on then, and this weekend I'll be busy, BUT I WILL GET THESE DONE!  EVENTUALLY!

Good. I'll keep the topic alive, shall I?

REVIVE,

Could I have a dog that is a border collie/boxer mix?

Nope.

Actually, that is the breed of my real dog.

We got an American bulldog/dingo. :P

I think I have to cancel my order, you're not going to make good business if I'm forcing you to close
*Grumbling noises*
Deal with it
*Grumbling noises*
No I will not help you with your aquarium, I've seen what you use that aquarium for! Using sharks like that is unethical, both to the sharks and the poor saps you feed them
*Grumbling noises*
I don't care if you're not human, ethics transcend humanity, I'm not human either
*Grumbling noises*
I don't care, find someone else
*Quiet, silky, sly talking noises*
Touch him and you die slowly
Oh is he threatening Walker? I used to do that, it was very fun to see your reaction
*Quiet, silky, sly talking noises*
Touch either of them and you die slowly
*Grumbling noises*
I don't care if she hates me, I made a promise and I intend to keep it
*Quiet, silky, sly talking noises*
Your threats mean nothing, you're trapped in this pocket dimension
*Grumbling noises*
Try it and I'll seal UR away from your reality
*Grumbling noises*
I'll ask him to do it then
*Grumbling noises*
I don't want him to obey me, I want him to take my advice into account. I can't force him to do anything but I can try and sway his thoughts
*Grumbling noises*
Try and I swear by all the gods that have ever lived or ever will and all the creatures from the deepest depths of the Abyss that if you try that, it will be the last thing you ever do
*Grumbling noises*
We shall see indeed

  Welcome back to the Pet Adoption Center!  Sorry for such a long hiatus, everyone, my little sla- er, friends were looking for more birds to complete Jet's order.  Unfortunately, *glances at pile of scrap metal that used to be Dwemer constructs* they failed.

Delthion

(http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/9088/200808249088_IMG_1680.JPG_w450.jpg)

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Skarzsy

(http://www.allmutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mutt-american-bulldog-samoyed-mix.jpg)

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Jet

(http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/enough-internet-Dean-Winchester-supernatural.gif)

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What pet do you think would go with me?

Firedrake

  Since your username has badger in it...

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/122/7/9/Baby_Badger_by_KodaSilverwing.jpg)

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Can I have a red-tailed hawk?

Deli

  Ah, red-tailed hawk, eh?  Lots of those 'round these parts.

(http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/Birds/Red-tailed%20Hawk/hkrdtal2.jpg)

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Where is "'round these parts"?

Quote from: Delthion on August 20, 2014, 09:32:08 PM
Where is "'round these parts"?

  Ahahahahahahahahahaha!  >:D  YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

  *Ahem*  Anyway, would anyone else like to adopt a loving pet?

Hello, can I have a Smiley Magical Ferret Dragon? And I will stab anyone who acronymizes that, I swear...

Rus

  One SMFD comin' right up!  ;D

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/007/5/2/weasel_dragon_by_alsaresnolynx-d5qqmf5.jpg)

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That thing is the cutest thing I have ever seen, Rus I'm stealing your pet.... Just kidding

The denizen Echidna?

Quote from: Rainshadow on August 20, 2014, 09:39:18 PM

Quote from: Delthion on August 20, 2014, 09:32:08 PM
Where is "'round these parts"?

  Ahahahahahahahahahaha!  >:D  YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

  *Ahem*  Anyway, would anyone else like to adopt a loving pet?

She actually is near me.
But HOW near, you will never know. It's possible I'm staring at her through her window as I type; it's also possible that we live merely in the same time zone. Or this is all and illusion. . .

May I have a ferret, please?

Can I have a DFMS, or Demonic Furry Monster Salamander?

Skarzsy

  Good job, remaining mysterious.  ;D

(http://mkalty.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ferret1.jpg)

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  @Rus:  Sorry, but it appears we don't carry those here.  :(  I could get you a monkey AND a salamander, if you wish.

FERRET! Thanks, Rain. ;)

Okay, fine. Can I have a DELL Flaming Mechanical Stork, then?

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 21, 2014, 08:14:19 PM
Okay, fine. Can I have a DELL Flaming Mechanical Stork, then?

  *Clucks tongue irately*  Y'know, I've been able to fill out almost all the requests I've gotten here.  And then there's you.  STOP RUININ' MAH REPUTATION, DUDE!  :P

  (This means that no, you may not, as that is yet another creature my shelter does not... er... shelter.)

Could I have the Great Dragon as shown on Merlin?

  Oh, you mean Kilgharrah?

Deli

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25600000/Kilgharrah-kilgharrah-25663673-195-260.jpg)

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Yes, I could never remember his name.

Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2014, 09:24:47 PM
Yes, I could never remember his name.

  Yeah, I can remember Aithusa, but Kilgharrah's a bit harder to remember.  I had to go to the almighty Google for the spelling, lol.  :P

It refuses to load adamantly.

Deli

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100913172623/merlin1/images/0/01/Kilgharrah-19.jpg)

  Sorry, Kilgharrah's being a little touchy today.  All because SOMEONE forgot to feed him!  *Glares at Dwemer construct*  Bob, manure duty for a week.  *Bob hangs head*  NOW, BOB!  *Bob rolls away*

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Can I have an undecided rabbit, please!?!

Rach

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003895239/2158781628_wabbit_season_xlarge_answer_101_xlarge.jpeg)

  ...The duck comes with him.

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Quote from: Rainshadow on August 20, 2014, 09:39:18 PM

Quote from: Delthion on August 20, 2014, 09:32:08 PM
Where is "'round these parts"?

  Ahahahahahahahahahaha!  >:D  YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

  *Ahem*  Anyway, would anyone else like to adopt a loving pet?

I meant what state or country.

Give me something, anything.

Quote from: Rainshadow on August 22, 2014, 06:29:01 PM

Rach

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003895239/2158781628_wabbit_season_xlarge_answer_101_xlarge.jpeg)

  ...The duck comes with him.

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;D

I'd like a baby turtle.

Could I have an Aggedor?

Can you find me a biomechanically modified chinchilla?

Can I have a supper soldier?

Quote from: rachel25 on August 24, 2014, 05:38:28 PM
Can I have a supper soldier?

Yum.

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 24, 2014, 05:45:39 PM

Quote from: rachel25 on August 24, 2014, 05:38:28 PM
Can I have a supper soldier?

Yum.

???

I'd imagine supper soldiers would be delicious.

Russa

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131227135452/caillou/images/2/2c/Barney.jpg)

  PLEASE, JUST TAKE HIM.  HE WON'T STOP SINGING AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE(r)!)

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Drake

(http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201109/happy-baby-turtle-is-happy-big.jpg)

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Jet

  By all means, take him.  He's getting on my nerves.

(http://iaith.tapetrade.net/doctorwho/images/aggedor1.jpg)

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Rus

  Well, I don't have any biomechanically modified chinchillas, but if you'd like, I can give you this 'un and find you a biomechanical modification kit.

(http://granitecitychinchillas.co.uk/Quickstart/ImageLib/Black_velvet_boy_-_best_Adult_mutation_birdwell_dec_07.jpg)

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  @Rach:  Sorry, I don't have any soldiers here, supper or not.  (why would you want to eat a soldier in the first place?)  It's against my beliefs to cage up people and give them to others as pets.  So... only animals here.  Well, and some trolls.  ::)

Quote from: Rainshadow on August 24, 2014, 08:46:30 PM

Jet

  By all means, take him.  He's getting on my nerves.

(http://iaith.tapetrade.net/doctorwho/images/aggedor1.jpg)

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Klokleda partha menin klatch,
haroon haroon haroon,
Klokleda sheenah tierra natch,
haroon haroon haroon,
Haroon haroon haroon

Good boy, come on Aggedor

Thanks, 5 out of 5

I wanna squirrel, and a... Jackalope. WAIT. WAit. I also want a facehugger.

  Comin' right up!  (Oh, but sorry, I only keep... ah, friendly and cute creatures here.  No facehuggers.  Sorry!)

Sammy-chan

(http://i.imgur.com/acvqG.jpg)

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/238/6/1/Jackalope_by_Ishoka.png)

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I'd like an antelope!

It's a jackelope; get your beasts right, Del. ::) ;D ;)

  As Deli-chan asked specifically for an antelope, an antelope I shall give him.

Deli-chan

(http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/share/31/312/232/3123202_370.jpg)

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Oops; I thought he said "Nice antelope." :P

Thank you, but I was after a grey one if that's not to much trouble.

  So... more like this?

Deli-chan

(http://www.buzzle.com/images/animal-kingdom/antelopes/gemsbok-antelope.jpg)

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  By the way, no refunds on your pets.  You must keep every single one that's given to you.

Yes, thank you.

I'll take a Boxer.

Ren-chan

(http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/4214/2008052437459_20080220-RumblesandRaro-23.jpg_w450.jpg)

  Chew toy included!

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Thanks!

I'll take the smallest, cutest, and friendliest mechanical gryphon with blue eyes you can find.

Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2014, 03:34:36 AM
It's a jackelope; get your beasts right, Del. ::) ;D ;)

Actually, Jackalope is spelled J-A-C-K-A-L-O-P-E

Can I have an Irish Wolfhound?

I would like a pet bird spider :)

Ru-chan

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/228/d/d/hatched_cute_gryphon_egg_for_scaleon1_by_starscreamfan10100-d6iehng.png)

  I know what you're thinking: that's not mechanical!  But she is.  Squiggles (you can change her name if you like) is an amazingly lifelike mechanical gryphon, and she's very sweet.  ^-^

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Deli-chan

  Here you are!

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/mack_at_home/Other/112_120423683347_std.jpg)

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Sandy-chan

  Please, just... just take him and leave.  *Backs away from spider cage*

(https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/106030/486600/f/4912700-Bird_Eating_Spider-0.jpg)

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Can I have an-OHGODGETITAWAYFROMME!

*Runs* *Shouts back over shoulder* I WOULD LIKE A TELKHINE!

  *Shouts after Jet-kun*  Is it the spider you're worried about?  'Cause he's in a cage!  Though, my cages have never been all that trustworthy...  But don't worry!  It should be safe!

Jet-kun

  Not a lot of requests for Telekhines nowadays.  Pity; they get so bored in their habitats.  I've tried to get them into Legos and stuff, but they're just so bored all the time.  But anyway, here's the perfect one for you!

(http://fantasy-faction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-OCT-Telkhines-Merwolf-by-LuvlyMystery-225x300.jpg)

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(http://i.imgur.com/QJyA10d.jpg)

3.5/5

Killer shrimp

I meant a rather large one.

  @Jet-kun:  ;D

Sammy-chan

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_mn20mvfXeU/UWOev-MvlFI/AAAAAAAABPo/ErLJx7o9ab0/s1600/KILLER+SHRIMP+IN+BLUE.jpg)

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Deli-chan

  Picky, picky, picky!  ::)  You still get to keep the puppy, though.  No take backs.

(http://petparent.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1395269295855.jpg)

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Aaaaw 5 out of 5, Jet what's wrong their completely harmless, here. *Puts spider on Jets shoulder*

  Sandy-chan, please take that little... creature out of my pet shelter before I accidentally set it on fire.  Several times.  *Sweet smile*

*Faints*

*Mutters in unconsciousness* I want a tiny cute fire elemental

Thank you for the Wolfhound.

Fine then, can I get a pet giant centipede?

*Runs screaming.*

You people have no backbone ;D

Hey, I didn't mind the spider, I just can't stand huge, hairy, many-legged centipedes!

centipedes aren't harry, their exoskeleton has no hairs.

Whatever, I am speaking merely of their appearance.

Any animal with an exoskeleton does not have hairs: They are more of spines.

Wow, thanks for helping with my pathological fear of centipedes! >:( ;D ;D

(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608032559073265399&pid=15.1&H=106&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608019236082942502&pid=15.1&H=109&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608041406705500946&pid=15.1&H=237&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608046908559788566&pid=15.1&H=85&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608048248585192253&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608015959017326396&pid=15.1&H=111&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608016362752116019&pid=15.1&H=149&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608030110947149458&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608055013157179188&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160)(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608056288759516735&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160) You're welcome.

Except the giant ones are two feet long

Now apologize for all the squeamish people who wanted to sleep tonight.

I don't apologize.

YOU JUST SAID IT THOUGH!!!!

::)

  ANYWAY, I have some pets to deliver to their new daddies.

Jet-kun

  Careful, he's hasn't been trained not to set things on fire yet.

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/227/9/2/Cute_fire_elemental__by_tgHermit.jpg)

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Sandy-chan

  Here is your... *shudders* pet.

(http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/giant-centipede.jpg)

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(http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/giant-centipede.jpg)[/spoiler]
DARLING!

Oh It's a little one, no matter 3/5, now I would like a pet Free-tailed bat.

A dead cougar please!

Sandy-chan

  FINALLY!  A CUTE PET!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Mexican_free-tailed_bat_(8006856842).jpg)

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  Ooh, sorry, Deli-chan, but I only have living pets here.

Sweet 5/5 now for the Angler fish if you please.

A giant microbes flesh eating disease, I know where to get one giantmicrobes.com
Also a Miraj and a Wolpertinger and a Water Sprite

Triops, please. (Yes, they are real. Look them up.)

Ysalimari.

A Cold One, Rain-chan!

@Rainshadow

May I apply for a job here? I always wanted to take care of these little... cuties.

May I have a Border Collie puppy please?