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Title: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on October 04, 2016, 04:27:54 AM
Arrr, matey!
This be the most stereotypical crew in all o' th' Seven Seas!

Grab yer parrot and yer booty and come aboard me ship!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Kitsune on October 04, 2016, 04:37:09 AM
/me points a gun at Ashleg.

This be a mutiny! Surrender ye control a' da ship, or I'll send yer scurvy hide to see ol' Davy Jones.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on October 04, 2016, 04:41:58 AM
/me swings from the mast.

Haharr, just try it!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 04, 2016, 09:50:27 PM
*Mops the deck*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: The Skarzs on October 30, 2016, 03:08:13 PM
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 30, 2016, 05:36:51 PM
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Post by: Ashleg on October 30, 2016, 07:57:37 PM
WhY XD
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 30, 2016, 08:29:09 PM
Why not? ;D
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2016, 09:16:12 PM
Ze majorezt perfect mood fer ziz topic-
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 09, 2017, 05:28:54 AM
Arr! I think this deserves a revive, me motley crew!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Banya on August 09, 2017, 05:39:32 AM
*sells bootleg copies of all the blockbuster films of 2017*  Catch me if u can
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 09, 2017, 05:41:00 AM
YARR, Banya be sellin' some booty!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 09, 2017, 06:56:08 AM
*Slides Banya a 20* I'll take two Dunkirks, and add ten for Spider-Man
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Banya on August 09, 2017, 07:40:12 AM
Dunkirk's new and a hot commodity. That'll be 20 each.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: The Skarzs on August 09, 2017, 07:43:37 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 30, 2016, 03:08:13 PM

Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: MeadowR on August 09, 2017, 06:41:46 PM
Yo ho ho ho...

Avast, yer scurvy sea dawgs! I be a-willin' ter join yer crew!

Arrrrr (etc.)
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 09, 2017, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 07:40:12 AM
Dunkirk's new and a hot commodity. That'll be 20 each.

Should have known *reaches in pocket and fishes another 10 out*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 10, 2017, 02:03:05 AM
Quote from: MeadowRabbit on August 09, 2017, 06:41:46 PM
Yo ho ho ho...

Avast, yer scurvy sea dawgs! I be a-willin' ter join yer crew!

Arrrrr (etc.)

Yarr! Welcome, ye dirty scallawag! Yarrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Banya on August 10, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 09, 2017, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 07:40:12 AM
Dunkirk's new and a hot commodity. That'll be 20 each.

Should have known *reaches in pocket and fishes another 10 out*

You're still 10 short if yew want Spiderman. Trying to be cheap with me?
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2017, 04:23:39 AM
Quote from: Banya on August 10, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 09, 2017, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Banya on August 09, 2017, 07:40:12 AM
Dunkirk's new and a hot commodity. That'll be 20 each.

Should have known *reaches in pocket and fishes another 10 out*

You're still 10 short if yew want Spiderman. Trying to be cheap with me?

*Looks around frantically before darting away with the movies* Is stealing all that cheap?
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Banya on August 10, 2017, 04:38:28 AM
*nods* Comes at a hefty price, to... someone.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:14:36 PM
Arr me harteys... I... uh.. I've come to steall y'all's ship. So... yeah... fear me and all that.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 04:32:33 PM
/me points a sword at Rosie's neck.

Argh, really, Lass? And where's th' crew ye'ave t' back ye up? I see none...
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:44:55 PM
Just cause ye can't see 'em doesn't mean they're not 'ere.

/me eyes the sword nervously
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 04:46:11 PM
/me digs the sword in.

Really...I don't hear 'em either!
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:54:11 PM
/me gulps

D'ya think I'd 'ave 'em shouting from th' rooftops?

/me slowly grabs the hilt of her sword
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 05:01:09 PM
/me beheads Rosie before she can make her move.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 05:10:54 PM
/me grows back her head

I never told you my little secret did I?

/me morphs into a starfish

Hah, you're intimidated right?
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 05:15:15 PM
/me picks Rosie up and throws her back into the ocean.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 05:44:04 PM
Thanks bro
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Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 06:12:07 PM
No problem.
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Post by: MeadowR on August 14, 2017, 06:30:26 PM
Arrr, trouble thur be already and the ship ain't even barely left port.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 06:32:19 PM
Tell th' slaves t' hurry it up, then!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 14, 2017, 10:20:12 PM
*Is the only slave* *Is in a beach chair relaxing on deck* *Sips lemonade*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 11:30:59 PM
/me runs over and grabs Russa by the wrist.

GIT BELOW DECK AN' START ROWIN'!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Lady Amber on August 15, 2017, 03:45:58 AM
*Throws the oars overboard*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 15, 2017, 03:59:33 AM
The oars are below deck, schyoopid.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Lady Amber on August 15, 2017, 04:07:48 AM
Yeah, I pushed them through the holes they poke out of.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 15, 2017, 05:09:23 AM
(Ships in this time of history didn't really have oars...hate to burst your bubbles. ;D)
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 15, 2017, 03:19:56 PM
Really? *Goes back to beach chair*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 15, 2017, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2017, 05:09:23 AM
(Ships in this time of history didn't really have oars...hate to burst your bubbles. ;D)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EBQ4csRZ7NA/VOCKe5DhymI/AAAAAAAApZo/mWG5NaneA8c/s1600/late-12th-century-northern-cog.jpg)

Hate to burst yours.

There's also evidence in "The Legend of Luke" by Vilu having oarslaves.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
(That's a Carrack, a ship from the fifteenth century, before the time period of Pirates in the Caribbean. :))

But honestly I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being silly. ;D
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 15, 2017, 03:41:12 PM
BUT VILU!! Book evidence!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 15, 2017, 03:42:06 PM
REDWALL IS NOT HISTORICAL FICTION!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 15, 2017, 03:42:21 PM
NOR IS THIS!
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 04:25:58 AM
WELL FINE THEN!!! ;D

A frigate appears on the horizon, bearing the Ensign of Great Britain. The pirates recognize it to be the Fortuitous. With it's topgallants spread and a firm westerly breeze blowing, it closes with the pirates at a swift ten knots, firing its long nine bow-chasers as they bear.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 06:27:02 AM
Arrrrr!

No!

*shoots cannons*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 03:45:57 PM
*Throws a mop at the oncoming ship*
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 03:52:15 PM
*Throws a ship at the incoming mop*

I'm thinking Lady Ambop
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 03:52:49 PM
I'm thinking no.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 03:54:22 PM
I'm thinking Wedding Topic once I am elected.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 03:52:49 PM
I'm thinking no.

YES YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR LOVE
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 04:05:37 PM
WHY???
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 04:06:32 PM
BECAUSE YOU AND MOP ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
PRECISELY!!!
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 04:12:17 PM
THANK YOU
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Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 04:19:33 PM
I THREW THE MOP AWAY WHICH PROVES MY ARDENT DISLIKE FOR IT.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 04:24:22 PM
YOUR LOVE IS SECRET THAT'S WHY
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Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 04:26:00 PM
BUT HOW COULD ANYONE BE IN LOVE WITH A MOP.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 04:40:23 PM
YOU TELL ME
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Post by: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 05:23:16 PM
YEAH, AMBER, YOU TELL HER...
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Post by: MeadowR on August 17, 2017, 05:41:11 PM
How're yerr suppose' t' swab the deck now??

*Notices the ship and oncoming cannons*

Arrrr, you lily-livered cowards! Come 'ere an' fight, man t' man!

*Manically waves cutlass about*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 07:39:25 PM
The H.M.S. Fortuitous loads grape shot, and fires across the Pirate's deck.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 08:09:14 PM
CATCH TH' GRAPES AN' MAKE WINE, YE SCURVY SWABS!
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 17, 2017, 08:21:43 PM
*Still in beach chair* No thank you, sir. I'm much too young to drink.
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Post by: Lady Amber on August 17, 2017, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 05:23:16 PM
YEAH, AMBER, YOU TELL HER...
HOW CAN I TELL HER IF I DON'T KNOW MYSELF.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 11:07:21 PM
/me facepalms at Ashleg's lack of understanding what grape shot is. ;D
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 18, 2017, 03:31:16 AM
You always twist things around to make them go in your benefit, so don't facepalm when I do it.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 18, 2017, 04:28:48 AM
Fine! ;D

The gun crews of the Fortuitous load chain shot into the cannons and fire, attempting to bring down the fore and main masts of the pirate's vessel.

(It really needs a name. ;D)
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 18, 2017, 04:31:07 AM
I hereby christen this ship the Pirates' Vessel!

*a giant shark jumps out of the water and is hit by the cannons*
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 18, 2017, 04:32:27 AM
(So how much damage was done to your fore and mainmasts?)
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Post by: Ashleg on August 18, 2017, 04:33:48 AM
A little teeny bit.

But the shark died.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 18, 2017, 04:34:58 AM
(I'm in a forty gun frigate, the shark can't take all twenty shots from the larboard side... ;D)
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Ashleg on August 18, 2017, 04:35:58 AM
It was a HUGE shark.
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: Delthion on August 18, 2017, 04:39:38 AM
...fine... ;D (Is the "Pirates' Vessel a sloop, frigate or a brig?)

The Fortuitous, the broadside of the 18 pound carronades booms out and leaving smoke billowing out in plumes. The shots strike home, splinters from the Pirates' Vessel explode through the air.

(So there was damage, but you choose to what and how much. :))
Title: Re: Pirates
Post by: MeadowR on August 18, 2017, 07:20:10 PM
* Stares at some of the damage and then continues to wave cutlass about *

Lily-livered scoundrels! Where's yer admiral? Face us like a man! Carn't attack us when we ain't even attacked yer first!