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Title: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 01:47:51 AM
I'm calling it now.

Melanda is either

a) not a real member, she's a very realistic multi created by one of the Administrators.

or

b) is a real member, but joined at the right time, so she's in on the staff's little prank.

I was suspicious enough when she got the Abbey Recorder award despite having less than 20 posts, whereas the other winners are all long standing members of the forum, but this talk of being made Administrator a day after joining? Hmm. (Joining on April 1st doesn't help either).
Title: Re: Re: Announcement Response Topic
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on April 02, 2017, 01:49:05 AM
Sierra has confirmed it's real. And he was very serious about it.
Title: Re: Re: Announcement Response Topic
Post by: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 01:50:36 AM
Why are we taking Sierra's word for this? Unless he created the account. Seems plausible.

I'll be creating a formal case in the cellars later.
Title: Re: Re: Announcement Response Topic
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 02, 2017, 01:54:48 AM
Quote from: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 01:50:36 AM
Why are we taking Sierra's word for this? Unless he created the account. Seems plausible.

I'll be creating a formal case in the cellars later.

(https://destransfer.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/conspiracynut.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: Announcement Response Topic
Post by: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 01:57:47 AM
The court is now in session. Get over there.
Title: Re: Re: Announcement Response Topic
Post by: James Gryphon on April 02, 2017, 02:03:07 AM
Mod: Silly off-topic conversations should remain in the Cellars, not in Suggestions & Concerns. This is a serious thread.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 02:06:02 AM
It's not off-topic, thank you very much.

It is a serious accusation related to the very real crimes that have been committed here today.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Lady Amber on April 02, 2017, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 02:06:02 AM
It's not off-topic, thank you very much.

It is a serious accusation related to the very real crimes that have been committed here today.
::)
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2017, 05:17:39 PM
I believe we have gone on for long enough with this corrupt administrator and moderator hierarchy! I bet you that all Melanda did to get on the staff was pay them a substantial sum of money! The staff was probably bought off! They're not fit to run this forum!

You all may remember that glorious Ungattist Communism revolution that I staged a little while ago. I wasn't fighting for personal gain, or even simply to overthrow the staff team hierarchy - it was about you guys. Each and every one of you. You all deserve the best forum life possible! This means having freedom and security knowing that your staff team hasn't been bought off and now gives out admin to the highest bidder. But alas, that is the exact problem we are facing now!

I think it is time for a new revolution to happen. Something must be done about this staff team! We must banish them, and replace them with upstanding citizens who truly care about the social state of this forum, not about money, fame and power! People like myself and Groddil are the ones who really care about each and every one of your lives! We can help you rise up from the ashes of the staff team's oppressive tyranny over you! All we need is your vote! Your voice! Each and every one of you can help us achieve a safe and integrity-filled forum! It is time for the current staff team to go! Let justice ring! Let freedom cry out! Overthrow the corrupt bourgeois!
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Ashleg on April 02, 2017, 07:43:42 PM
She must be fake.
I'll admit I was kind of peeved that someone just popped in here and became a mod despite people like @Skyblade never getting any kind of promotion.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Groddil on April 02, 2017, 10:04:09 PM
I KNEW IT! SHE IS FAKE! "SHE" LEFT THE FORUM. NOW, WHO MADE THAT CRIME AGAINST NATURE? WAS KT YOU SIERRA?
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Matthias720 on April 02, 2017, 10:29:16 PM
Dude. Slow down. You're exuberance is causing typos.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Cornflower MM on April 02, 2017, 11:04:41 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on April 02, 2017, 07:43:42 PM
She must be fake.
I'll admit I was kind of peeved that someone just popped in here and became a mod despite people like @Skyblade never getting any kind of promotion.

Right? It's not fair. Plus you don't know anything at all about them. . . . Or how long they'll stay.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: The Skarzs on April 02, 2017, 11:20:31 PM
QuoteIt's been a lovely time being here with all of you and getting to know you better! My heart hurts to say that I'm going to have to go away already. :(

It's hard to explain but I just got the equivalent of an offer for an internship at the hospital. It will take up my spare time, and I won't have that to do much online any more. I'm sorry to have to leave so soon, just right after I got here, but I know you're a fantastic forum and you'll get along lovely. :)

If you're ever in bonny Scotland, look up Anne-Marie Susanna Jade Fontaine at the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital. Just ask for Mary Sue when you're there. :) Goodbye!

~ * Melanda MacBurl * ~
QuoteIf you're ever in bonny Scotland, look up Anne-Marie Susanna Jade Fontaine at the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital. Just ask for Mary Sue when you're there. :) Goodbye!
QuoteJust ask for Mary Sue when you're there.

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Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DanielofRedwall on April 03, 2017, 02:20:26 PM
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 03, 2017, 03:23:11 PM
Nice prank staff.
http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Melanda_MacBurl
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2017, 10:17:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on April 03, 2017, 03:23:11 PM
Nice prank staff.
http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Melanda_MacBurl

Ach...
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Hickory on April 03, 2017, 10:24:51 PM
There actually is a hospital with that name, in Glasgow: Click here (http://www.nhsggc.org.uk).

Can't seem to find a roster, though.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2017, 10:39:20 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234356-161335F5000005DC-481_1024x615_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: The Skarzs on April 04, 2017, 01:52:34 AM
Ach.
Title: Re: Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 04, 2017, 02:19:00 AM
Ach, indeed...