Favorite Quotes

[Hickory]

"Alas! Earwax!"
Dumbledore, after getting an earwax Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean.

[Luftwaffles]

"Common sense is not so common" - Voltaire.

[Banya]

"So take seriously the story that God has given you to live. It's time to read your own life, because your story is the one that could set us all ablaze."
- Dan Allender, To Be Told

[The Mask]

"Alas! Earwax!"
Dumbledore, after getting an earwax Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean.

I've eaten one of those. It was one of the only ones I couldn't swallow. (The others were vomit and earthworm)

[Luftwaffles]

"I take no pleasure from doing this, but you have forced my hand" - Dust, An Elysian Tail (slightly modified, so it is suitable).

[Banya]

I've eaten one of those. It was one of the only ones I couldn't swallow. (The others were vomit and earthworm)

That is disgusting.  I didn't know they made Bertie's Bott's Every Flavour Beans in those flavours.  I don't understand why they would do that, or how they're getting the flavour right.  I guess they're taking this "Every Flavour" thing to heart.

[The Mask]

There's only twelve, and only half are bad.

[SoranMBane]

"If you step out that door, you're an Avenger."
- Hawkeye, Avengers: Age of Ultron

You forgot the best part of that speech:

Age of Ultron late-movie spoilers

"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow; none of this makes any sense." ~ Hawkeye, Avengers: Age of Ultron

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And for a less silly AoU quote:

"A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts." ~ The Vision, Avengers: Age of Ultron

[Banya]

"And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[Luftwaffles]

"Don't envy my progress without knowing my sacrifice".

[Banya]

"I know without a question you love me, and you know I love you, but I am unwilling to let your awkwardness with personal conversations keep us at a distance. Now let's be clear. I'll call when I want to, for as long as I want to, and I will ask anything I want about how you are feeling, what you think of as you face death, what your relationship is with the Lord, and anything else I want to know. You can do as you choose. Hang up on me. Refuse to answer. Refuse to feel. Do what you want, but I will too."
- Dan Allender, Bold Love

[Luftwaffles]

"We may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later, we push up flowers" - Grim Fandango.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Age of Ultron

"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... yay!"
-Iron man

"Thor, report on the Hulk."
"The gates of [Heck] are filled with the screams of his victims!"
-Thor and Blackwidow

"Oh, I'm so sorry... I... I'm sure that'll be ok."
-Ultron

"I'm sorry, we would've called ahead of time but we were too busy not knowing you even existed."
-Iron man

"She's obviously an agent."
*children run into room*
"Those are... smaller agents."
-Iron man

"Fury, you son of a [biscuit]"
"Ooho, you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
-Captain and Nick Fury

"You did not see that coming?"
-Quicksilver

"If you don't leave, you'll die."
"I just did... do you know how it felt?"
*rips out heart*
"It felt like that."
-Scarletwitch and Ultron

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[Wot, wot!]

Those are awesome Eul 

"The sky is not my limit, I am."
~T.F. Hodge

[Luftwaffles]

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty" - Stephen King.