FREE ICE CREAM!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oice kreem.

[James Gryphon]

Ice cream is nutritionally completely worthless.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oice kreem.

You're arguing with yourself here James

[James Gryphon]

That's simply incorrect. My argument has been consistent every step of the way, with no hint of internal discord. What's more accurate is to say that the forces of decadence are too afraid of the truth to dare oppose me, and I have been proclaiming the invalidity of a diet with ice cream unchallenged.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oice kreem.

[James Gryphon]

Ice cream contains dangerous artificial hormones.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oice kreem.

[James Gryphon]

There's a strong correlation between ice cream and depression.

[Hickory]

According to what? You're shooting in the dark without any sources.

[James Gryphon]

You don't need polls, or for that matter sources to back up something that's common knowledge.

[Hickory]

Really. I suggest we poll the forums for the amount of people who knew that supposedly true tidbit of information, then return to the argument.

[James Gryphon]

I think it's obvious that the forum members you would be polling are strongly biased, and would not be representative of the general population.

[Hickory]

I don't see how repeating "oice kreem" over and over makes them biased.

[James Gryphon]

I rest my case.

[Hickory]

Good.