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General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 04:39:18 PM

Title: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
I am giving out a German gift!!!!! Who wants it?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: MeadowR on November 21, 2017, 07:18:14 PM
Was ist das? :o
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on November 21, 2017, 08:18:05 PM
IT'S POISON!

Gift. Translation=poison.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on November 21, 2017, 08:24:45 PM
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 09:31:45 PM
You should definitely not listen to Delthion and you should definitely try my German Gift. :)
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2017, 04:50:53 PM
I am both curious and afraid for my life.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on November 23, 2017, 04:54:47 PM
It's just poison... ;D
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2017, 04:58:23 PM
Wait, really? I'm confused.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on November 23, 2017, 04:59:34 PM
Gift in German means poison. So all that Ash would be giving you is poison.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2017, 05:12:22 PM
Ah, okay. *Runs*
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 23, 2017, 05:34:34 PM
*Grabs the German gift*

*Chases after Russa*
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: MeadowR on November 23, 2017, 10:56:27 PM
Quote from: Delthion on November 23, 2017, 04:59:34 PM
Gift in German means poison. So all that Ash would be giving you is poison.

Oh yeah! I was told that recently and then completely forgot. What a funny difference. I certainly don't want the gift!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 24, 2017, 04:06:41 AM
:(
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on November 24, 2017, 04:12:41 AM
How about an Italian gift?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 24, 2017, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2017, 04:12:41 AM
How about an Italian gift?

Ok.

Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on November 24, 2017, 03:20:50 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
I am giving out a German gift!!!!! Who wants it?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Ich fastden kien duetch.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 24, 2017, 04:43:59 PM
Du bist SCHLECHT!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 25, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
What the heck?
*looks to see who stared this thread*
Oh.
I'll take your gift!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on November 25, 2017, 04:24:01 PM
No, don't take the gift! 'Gift' in German means poison. He's trying to poison us!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on November 25, 2017, 05:07:20 PM
IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME?!!!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on November 25, 2017, 05:08:42 PM
Hmm?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on November 25, 2017, 05:30:13 PM
...
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on November 25, 2017, 06:23:28 PM
Ah'm confused.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Scott McLamok on November 25, 2017, 08:19:44 PM
Poison???
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on November 26, 2017, 03:25:31 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 04:59:20 AM
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on November 25, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
What the heck?
*looks to see who stared this thread*
Oh.
I'll take your gift!

Someone smart!
Here!
*Gives Delena the gift*

Swallow it. It's a tasty treat.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 27, 2017, 05:25:38 PM
*drinks it and dies*
NOW I'M IMMORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKERS!!!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 05:27:27 PM
No. It is a special poison that also kills your soul. You have five minutes.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 27, 2017, 05:30:03 PM
*regains soul by becoming one with the Force*

Ha.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 05:30:47 PM
Force stands for

Fake
Obviously
and other things that don't matter
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 27, 2017, 09:55:02 PM
YOU MONSTER.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on November 30, 2017, 08:13:08 PM
Who, me? :D
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2017, 02:12:16 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 23, 2017, 05:34:34 PM
*Grabs the German gift*

*Chases after Russa*
Aaah! *Rides off into the sunset on a large chicken*
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on December 04, 2017, 02:15:59 AM
/me comes riding past Russa on a large cow. Eats the chikin.

(http://media-cdn.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2017/07/03/1499129469_chik-fil-a-cows-s6-c30_t1070_h42f578760587a27445dcf9aa6b5b0148c8b93d05.jpg)
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2017, 02:21:16 AM
*Whimpers* You killed Bartholomew! I shall have revenge! *Mounts a large goose and charges at Del*
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Delthion on December 04, 2017, 02:29:29 AM
Eat mor ges!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2017, 09:23:04 PM
. . .
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on December 05, 2017, 12:11:18 AM
 ???
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on December 05, 2017, 01:00:05 AM
*Throws poison on the ges*
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on December 05, 2017, 01:53:27 AM
Geese?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on December 05, 2017, 04:43:35 PM
Ges.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on December 05, 2017, 05:49:37 PM
Jeez.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on December 06, 2017, 01:36:35 PM
Peez.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on December 06, 2017, 02:19:36 PM
Oh pleez.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on December 06, 2017, 05:18:41 PM
Pez dispenser.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 07, 2017, 12:04:56 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/dd/3f/afdd3f96a321ddcb49b39209277a2202--pez-candy-candy-dispenser.jpg)
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 02:23:56 AM
Looks like Skarzs!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:29:23 AM
How. . . DARE you, sir!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 10:10:57 PM
I just dare. THAT is how!
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Martin23 on January 15, 2018, 07:11:12 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:29:23 AM
How. . . DARE you, sir!
please!,stop the fit of yours
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on January 15, 2018, 08:18:34 PM
Eh?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on January 17, 2018, 07:06:36 PM
?He
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on January 17, 2018, 08:15:03 PM
Que?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 02:11:12 AM
Who?
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:08:13 AM
No. Ĵose.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:05:31 PM
Miguel.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Jorge.
Title: Re: German Gift
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:58:04 PM
Ernesto de la Cruz.