Here's a fun game I picked up on another forum. The game goes like this:
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It is like an RPG through text. The character, who will be named Sir Bob, starts off with $100 and 3 hearts, any form of damage taking up 1/4 to 2 1/2 hearts. Anyone can choose what will happen to him. In the town , there are many different buildings, such as a Library, Burger Restaurant, Hotel, Armor Store, Clothes Store, and Weapons store. You can make up your own building. Oh yeah, and there's a beach.
Just post what you want Sir Bob to do with each reply, and don't forget to have a little fun with him. >:D
Sir Bob walks down Main St. He goes into the Burger Restaurant to purchase some food.
He can buy:
-a burger (restores 3 hearts) for $2
-fries (restores 1 1/2 hearts) for $1
-a drink (restores 1 heart) for $0.75
He'll buy the burger for 2$
He walks out and meets a stranger, who asks for his help. He replies...
"I'll help you if can help me find an adventure. And there can be no greater adventure than finding the lost treasure of..."
the holy grail!" The stranger says "fine", and directs him to a bar. As he walks in, he smells the strong smell of whisky. As he sits down at a table and orders a drink, somone taps him on the shoulder. Turning around he sees...
A giant cat with a gun. BOOM and Sir Bob got shot in the face. Then the stranger called the hospital.
((So how much damage was that?))
After recovering in the hospital, the stranger met him again. "This was neccessary," he said. "Before you could meet my lord you needed the protection of...
a suit of armour!"
So he walks to the armour Store to purchase some armour and other items.
He can buy:
-A basic sword for $5
-A basic suit of armour for $10
-A basic shield for $3
-A knapsack for $2
-A baby Dragon Egg for $50
-The Legendary Sword of Hoocares for all of his money (which at the moment is $98)
(He can buy az much az he wantz to az long az he can afford it)
He buys a basic sword, suit of armor, shield, knapsack, and a baby Dragon Egg and has $28 left.
He has the choice of:
-An orange dragon egg
-A blue dragon egg
-A green dragon egg
-A mystery dragon egg
And he chooses...
A green Dragon Egg.
He puts on his armour, puts the baby dragon egg in his knapsack, straps his sword to his side, holds his shield, and walks out.
He meets the stranger again, who tells him to follow him. He takes him into the same bar as before, and they both sit down at a table. "My master will see you now." he says, and walks off.
After several minutes pass by, Sir Bob is getting annoyed and is about to leave when suddenly a cloaked stranger sits down in the seat across from him. He starts to speak. "Greetings, Sir Bob. My name is...
...Mugworm Griblick!'
(I got that from a book)
'Are you questing for treasure? If so, follow me and I'll...
...tell you where where you can find the holy grail. He leads Sir Bob into a small building. "You must first find 5 worthy companions." he says. "And then go inside a a great castle. You must then go through the cave of darkness, which is guarded by a terrible creature. After getting out of there, you must then cross the bridge of eternal peril. On the other side you will find the great Holy Grail!"
He claps his hands and Sir Bob is at the edge of town. He walks into the woods, where he sees two knights fighting. He watches as one slays the other. He walks up and says...
"Howdy. Would you like to join my quest for the holy grail? I'll give you $5 if you do."
The knight says...
...absolutely nothing and just stares coldly back at him. Sir bob tries again. "I'm questing for the holy grail. Your skills have shown that you are worthy to join me. How about it?" The knights still says nothing. Sir Bob says "You make me very depressed. But so be it!" And starts to walk past him. Suddenly the knight says "None shall Pass." Sir Bob says "But I must pass through here." The knight responds "Then you shall die."
Sir Bob says...
"Than I will Fight you."The battel took all day but in the end he won. He meets up with 5 knights which he goes on the adventure with .After the adventure He gives the holy grail to the king.The King gives him...
... a worthless piece of rubbish.
"What is this, your Highness?," asked Sir Bob, indignantly.
The King chuckled. "You thought you were on a brave quest, did you? It was neither brave nor a worthwhile quest... and for that matter, I am not even the King!"
Sir Bob gasped.
"I am really the traitor who set all of this up in the first place, to trick the "king" and his pitiful friends. And now you know too much. You will DIE!"
Before Bob could react, the Imposter-King drew a sword that looked very much like the legendary sword Excelsior. The blade went snicker-snack as it pierced through Bob's armor and ran all the way through him.
As the fake king laughed, Bob fell to the ground, dying. He knew he didn't have much more than a minute to live. Gasping for breath, Bob...
(2 1/2 hearts damage.)
...did nothing. Suddenly the baby dragon hatched from its egg. It looked at Sir Bob, and then bites the fake king in the neck, killing him.
Bob eats his burger. (Heal -> 3 hearts)
"Good thing I gave him the fake grail, eh mate?" he said, standing up. "On to the Cave of Darkness everybody!" They all take a long and perilous journey to the cave of darkness.
On the way they meet a daft old man who tells them that the monster lurked in the cave entrance. They huddled behind some nearby rocks as a rabbit hopped out of the cave. "There's the monster!" cried the old man. "You daft old man, that's just a rabbit!" cried Sir Bob.
"Sir William," he said to one of his companions. "Go deal with the 'monster', if you'll please." "Yes sir!" said Sir William. "One 'monster' coming right up!" He walked over to the rabbit. Suddenly it...
Exploded in Sir Bob's face. He takes 1 1/2 hearts of damage.
Sir William says...
... "Well, 'tis only a flesh wound."
"Right, nothing to worry about," said Sir Bob, staggering along. As the group of knights came closer to the cave entrance, however, they heard a roar and a thunder, like the screaming sound of a big warbird, up in the sky above them. Sir Bob looked up to see...
A giant UFO. The UFO lands in front of the adventurers, and a hatch opens on the side. Out of the UFO steps 2 red...
aliens. They both say at the same time. "You are an idiot." And then they go back inside and fly away. Sir Bob. his companions, and the baby dragon make their way through the cave and come out at the bridge of eternal peril, where they see a strange old man.
He says that he will ask them each three questions that they have to answer correctly to cross the bridge, or they'd be flung into the gorge below.
Sir William steps forward. "Ask me the questions bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid."
The old man ask's him "What is your name?"
"Sir William."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the holy grail!"
"What is your favourite colour?"
"Blue!"
"Ok, you may pass." Says the old man.
Sir william crosses the bridge and dissapears.
Another one of Sir Bob's companions steps forward...
The old man ponders for a moment, and then says, "What have I got in my pocket?"
Sir John replies...
"Nothing."
As luck would have it, he's right! He crosses the bridge.
The old man then asks Sir Bob...
""Which creature in the morning goes on four legs, at mid-day on two, and in the evening upon three, and the more legs it has, the weaker it be?"
The old man sits back with a sadistic grin on his face, as Sir Bob wracks his mind for an answer. Finally he says...
...A ping-pong ball?' XD
The old man jumps up. 'Wrong! You have to go!'
*throws a knife at Sir Bob, who loses 1 1/2 hearts.
Than Bob kicks the old brigekeeper over the side of the cliff sir Bob eats a cheese berger and gets his healed and he gets up and...
Cluny The Scourge pops out of nowhere, patting him on the back.
"You'd be great for my army Rob"
"My name is Bob! Sir Bob!"
Then Cluny....
Get's crushed by a gigantic spaceship. An alien walks out. "Whoops, sorry! he says, and then turns around and flies off. Sir Bob and the others keep walking, and soon get to a great majestic castle. "This is where the Holy Grail is!" shouts Sir Bob. He shouts up to the walltop "HALLO! IS ANYBODY UP THERE?"
Suddenly a frenchman sticks his head over the battlements and starts insulting him with things like..."
"Your mama is a potato!"
Then Sir Bob get so angry, he bursts through the door, and comes face to face with...
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Ok, since nobody has played this for ages, I'll finish it.
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A giant evil bunny who takes away all three hearts in one hit. Ouch.