Sebias' Court House

[The Grey Coincidence]

Thanks you. I try.
Do I still have to lick his boots?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Phew

[Sebias of Redwall]

Actually....well....Since your review was so good I decided to let you go. CASE DISMISSED!!!

What's next on the list? Do you have something, One-Eye?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I want to divorce russa.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Was my review good enough to get me and Keva officially divorced? I mean she *is* getting remarried

[Sebias of Redwall]

Was my review good enough to get me and Keva officially divorced? I mean she *is* getting remarried

Hmm...You might have to do another... I don't take bribes of course though. 

I want to divorce russa.

Hmm... You already reviewed....so....let's see....maybe if you review the next chapter? 

[The Grey Coincidence]

Well I *would* do another but you didn't update again and I've already reviewed your other chapters sooo...
And it's not exactly a bribe your honor.

[Sebias of Redwall]

And it's not exactly a bribe your honor.

Hmm...I guess it's more like I'm rewarding you for doing good. 

Guess you and One-Eye shall have to wait then. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Mumblemumbleangrygrumble* I have to wait for your reviews and my divorce... *mumblemumbleangrygrumble*

[Sebias of Redwall]

 


Any more cases?

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Leaves*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'll take that as a no?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I want to sue grey, keva, you, skarz and delthion for attempting to beat me up in the ships thread.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I want to sue grey, keva, you, skarz and delthion for attempting to beat me up in the ships thread.

Hmm...They make most of the jury so you might have a problem there... Maybe try suing them one at a time?