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Started by Søren, January 16, 2015, 02:50:24 AM

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Hickory

That's right, little USAF man, use your Sidewinders to blow up a Star Detroyer! *cackles evilly* Maw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!!!!!
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Banya

*smacks Soren liberally with a random DDB's tail*
   

Delthion

*Engages Overlord self. Presses button. Sage's fleet explodes.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 25, 2015, 06:40:45 PM
Let me dazzle you with non-canon Star Wars references.

A fleet of Star Destroyers, Tartan Patrol cruisers, and Interdictor cruisers exit's hyperspace, headed by none other then Darth Vader, in his personal flagship the Super Star Detroyer Executor. Each Star Detoryer has 6 turbolasers and 2 ion cannons trained of the guest ships, while the Interdictors activate missile jamming fields and gravity well generators (which stop hyperspace jumps), which ensures no escape for the guests! Meanwhile, several thousand TIE class fighters (including interceptor, bomber, defender, and advanced) are launched from the bellies of the several hundred capital ships present. THese fighters are more than capable of taking down your puny guest-class fighters.

But, alas, that is not all. From hyperspace comes the Death Star (II, which, let me tell you, has a more advanced superlaser targeting system), escorted by 40 Imperator-class Star Destroyers, and one hundred Victory-class frigates. Supplementing the whole force is tens of Carrack-class light anti-fighter cruisers, along with several Interceptor-class frigates.

As you see, Soren, it is good to have the Empire on your side.

As Sage's fleet (which somehow survived Delthion's attack) approaches the thread, ten score legions of Ruin-class battleships and Chaos-class corvettes open fire, literally tearing most of the enemy ships to pieces. The few stragglers are picked up by transports and sentenced for a life of servitude to the glorious emperor. Yet another statue is erected in my honor, and the usual rations are increased twofold.

As you see, Sage, it is good to have overly-powerful technology on your side.

James Gryphon

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But then the statues all fall over, crushing everyone beneath them, and every single one of the aforementioned ships' reactors explode, destroying the entire fleet. All of the rations are moldy and infested with mites, so the unhappy population revolt and overthrow everyone attempting to claim the title of "Emperor". And the staff laugh and smile to see the death and destruction.
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LT Sandpaw


*Flies back in F-22 Raptor* Does a few fancy loops* Flies away*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

*Flies in with a wing of Spitfire MK I's. Shoots the mods.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Banya

*Banya crouches behind a vibranium shield, unsure of who her allies are*
   

Izeroth

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Quote from: James Gryphon on March 25, 2015, 09:12:11 PM
But then the statues all fall over, crushing everyone beneath them, and every single one of the aforementioned ships' reactors explode, destroying the entire fleet. All of the rations are moldy and infested with mites, so the unhappy population revolt and overthrow everyone attempting to claim the title of "Emperor". And the staff laugh and smile to see the death and destruction.

Uh... nonsense! Nothing but propaganda!

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Banya on March 25, 2015, 09:58:24 PM
*Banya crouches behind a vibranium shield, unsure of who her allies are*

Join the Death Defying Beavers today!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Banya

   

Lady Ashenwyte

MWAHAHAHA JHSNmajgnfg qhan!  (We will rule the forum! Attack!) *Attacks Ize with flying bulldozer*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 26, 2015, 02:09:50 AM
MWAHAHAHA JHSNmajgnfg qhan!  (We will rule the forum! Attack!) *Attacks Ize with flying bulldozer*


*Melts flying bulldozer and throws Ashenwyte into a pit*

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Banya

*tunnels down and rescues Ash from pit*

What's our plan of attack?