The Endless Story II

[James Gryphon]

Genghis said, "Hi there, want to join my horde?"

[Delthion]

Ralph, being an angry horseman, gruffly replied "Yes."

[James Gryphon]

Genghis's second in command said, "The first thing that someone who joins the Horde has to do is take a bath and antibiotic."

[Delthion]

So Ralph snatched all of the antibiotics and bath water and threw them into the Pacific Ocean.

[James Gryphon]

And Genghis's second-in-command pushed him in after them.

[Delthion]

Thankfully for the plague, the antibiotics were diluted in the water and served only to make the plague immune to further antibiotics.

[James Gryphon]

Genghis's third-in-command said, "Now that that's done, the second thing you have to undergo the Test of Courage."

[Delthion]

Ralph, thinking the greatest test of courage was to irritate the horde, promptly ate the Third-in-Command.

[James Gryphon]

He was right.

[Delthion]

So Genghis promptly made Ralph Third-in-Command of his entire horde.

[James Gryphon]

But although Ralph was an angry horseman, he wasn't a good horseman, and so one day at war he fell off his horse in the middle of about a hundred hostile peasants.

[Delthion]

But he was so angry that the peasants ran away as soon as he was close to them.

[James Gryphon]

Then he got hit by a rocket.

[Delthion]

Which was actually launched from the Earth, the rocket formed a protective bubble around Ralph and flew him to Mars.

[James Gryphon]

Then he was infected with a Martian brain-eating amoeba!!!