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Title: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 05, 2022, 05:49:11 PM
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Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 05, 2022, 05:57:41 PM
*Arrives.*  I am here for the chocolate.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 05, 2022, 06:13:53 PM
Please take a seat and wait for your turn...

Do you have an appointment?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 05, 2022, 06:24:35 PM
I thought I made one, but I may have been going crazy (with power) at the time, so it's hard to say for sure.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 05, 2022, 06:26:49 PM
Are you under:

Rivok, Kade
Psychodynamic Therapy?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 05, 2022, 06:28:18 PM
Well, you got my name backwards as I'm not Japanese, but that does sound like me.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Booklover on January 05, 2022, 10:37:09 PM
Japan isn't the only country with surname first.

Surname, first name is used frequently enough enough anyway (usually when sorting in alphabetical order, I think).


Is this by any chance a place for all the dreaded marriages to be sorted out and for those of us who have a habit of murdering and/or eating each other to get help?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 06, 2022, 04:59:29 PM
I haven't eaten my partner(s), thank you.

QuoteJapan isn't the only country with surname first.

Yup, I'm aware.

QuoteSurname, first name is used frequently enough enough anyway (usually when sorting in alphabetical order, I think).

I'm aware of this as well.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 06, 2022, 09:05:24 PM
*Creeps in*
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 06, 2022, 09:15:07 PM
*Waves.*  What a coincidence running into you here. :giggle:
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 06, 2022, 09:30:52 PM
Ahaha...it's a small world.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 06, 2022, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 05, 2022, 10:37:09 PM
Is this by any chance a place for all the dreaded marriages to be sorted out and for those of us who have a habit of murdering and/or eating each other to get help?
I am pretty sure that is why I set up this business in the first place...

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 06, 2022, 09:05:24 PM
*Creeps in*

@Russa Nodrey Excuse me. Please take a seat and wait for your turn...

Do you have an appointment?

@Kade Rivok
One moment, your appointment will be ready shortly

Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 06, 2022, 10:33:51 PM
Ohkeh ^-^
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 06, 2022, 10:38:37 PM
*door opens*

Kade Rivok. The Doctor is ready to see you.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: lass of something much on January 08, 2022, 03:28:56 PM
Be careful Kade, he might harvest your organs!
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2022, 03:31:41 PM
Well, let's hope not!  *Goes in to see the Doctor.*
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Booklover on January 13, 2022, 04:42:38 PM
As in the Doctor?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 13, 2022, 08:59:12 PM
*is sitting on a seat*

Welcome...

Take a seat.

You can either choose between the reclining couch, wooden chair, or whatever seat of your choice...

Then we shall begin
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2022, 09:18:19 PM
*Chooses the giant bean bag chair.*
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 03:32:21 AM
*folds hands*

So...

How are you?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: lass of something much on January 14, 2022, 06:15:45 PM
Yep, definitely gonna harvest your organs
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: WorshipTiria on January 14, 2022, 07:57:09 PM
I want an appointment.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2022, 06:15:45 PM
Yep, definitely gonna harvest your organs
This is a (semi)professional institution. And we only wish the best for our patients...

Quote from: WorshipTiria on January 14, 2022, 07:57:09 PM
I want an appointment.
Then go to the front desk and apply for one.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: WorshipTiria on January 15, 2022, 07:32:04 PM
Okey

*Goes to the front desk*

Now what?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2022, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 06, 2022, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 06, 2022, 09:05:24 PM
*Creeps in*

@Russa Nodrey Excuse me. Please take a seat and wait for your turn...

Do you have an appointment?

Yes, probably.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 16, 2022, 01:09:54 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on January 15, 2022, 07:32:04 PM
Okey

*Goes to the front desk*

Now what?
Sign all the necessary information: Name, State of Mind, Health Issues, Personal Issues, etc...

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2022, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 06, 2022, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 06, 2022, 09:05:24 PM
*Creeps in*

@Russa Nodrey Excuse me. Please take a seat and wait for your turn...

Do you have an appointment?

Yes, probably.
Then it would probably be best if you wait your turn...
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: lass of something much on January 16, 2022, 03:44:10 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2022, 06:15:45 PM
Yep, definitely gonna harvest your organs
This is a (semi)professional institution. And we only wish the best for our patients...

Great! I'd advise getting better sound proofing though. I can hear muffled screams from the closet
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Booklover on January 16, 2022, 10:31:54 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2022, 03:44:10 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2022, 06:15:45 PM
Yep, definitely gonna harvest your organs
This is a (semi)professional institution. And we only wish the best for our patients...

Great! I'd advise getting better sound proofing though. I can hear muffled screams from the closet
Closet as in actual closet, metaphorical closet, or both?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 17, 2022, 07:40:54 AM
First of all, I don't have a closet on these premises...
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: WorshipTiria on January 17, 2022, 02:30:32 PM
All done!
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Booklover on January 17, 2022, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 17, 2022, 07:40:54 AM
First of all, I don't have a closet on these premises...
Then how come I'm kind of sort of but somewhat really in one?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 19, 2022, 02:41:47 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 03:32:21 AM
*folds hands*

So...

How are you?

I'm making it, ya know?  Could be better, could be worse.  The usual. ^-^
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 19, 2022, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 19, 2022, 02:41:47 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 14, 2022, 03:32:21 AM
*folds hands*

So...

How are you?

I'm making it, ya know?  Could be better, could be worse.  The usual. ^-^

Okay.

So do you have anything on your mind you want out there or talk about?

How are your sleeping habits?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2022, 02:48:33 PM
I sleep enough, but I'm always tired.  It's nuts yo.

And anything to talk about?   I dunno.  The world is large.  Too large, it seems like sometimes.  But even that doesn't feel like enough, ya know?
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: Captain Wortshire on January 20, 2022, 06:19:15 PM
Yes, this worlds vastness still amazes me, and I know the feeling of wanting see more. That is why I took up exploring beyond the extremities of our world into others. Maybe you should try it some time.

Have you considered that your exhaustion due to other factors? Perhaps your species, what activities you do, or how much power you exert may play a part.
Title: Re: Wortshire's Therapeutic Sessions
Post by: lass of something much on January 23, 2022, 10:34:38 AM
Depression can also make you lack energy. So can not enough water