Elderon, home to all of those who wish for peace. Elderon is a mystical and mysterious land full of magic, magical creatures, and adventure. I rule my kingdom kindly and fairly, gaining the love and loyalty of my people in not just king and subjects, but friend and friend.
To all of those who wish to visit Elderon, you may come and go as you please, and enjoy the peace and beauty of my kingdom. All are welcome.
We (the Queen of Hearts) have decided to visit. Tea?
Why yes, thank you. I'll have Earl Gray, if you please. *Troll walks in.*
Me: Bob, what are you doing?
Bob: *Grunt*
Me: What's that?
Bob: *Grunt grunt*
Me: Oh, I forgot to give you your beef. Here you go.
Bob: *Chew chew* Then Bob walks out.
That was Bob the troll. He's friendly despite being one of the most aggressive species of troll.
*gives tea* We are not bothered by trolls. We find them amusing, and have several in Our own court.
*Gladly takes tea and gently sips.* So please tell, what brings the Queens of Hearts to Elderon?
Bob! There you are!
*Various species of circus dragons tumble in, performing a numerous amount of tricks all while carrying pies in their talons*
*Emerges from the crowd of dragons* Welcome to the wonderful neighbourhood of kingdoms, Lord Morgazath! I bring you pies to assure you that my kingdom will not bring you war. Only peace. Now, pie? There's lots of pie.
I do not see why you are trying to one-up yourself every time you bring pies.
'Cause I'm awesome, that's why.
*Glances at Skarz.* Strange, I've never seen that troll here before. I think to myself. When circus dragons with pies pour in, I think to myself. Who in the name of fish-and-patties is this?! Actually speaks this time. "Welcome to Elderon, my friend. Do you happen to have any blueberry pies? They are my favorite."
Quote from: Morgazath on September 09, 2014, 10:31:51 PM
*Gladly takes tea and gently sips.* So please tell, what brings the Queens of Hearts to Elderon?
A need for a change of atmosphere.
*Looks back at Bluerose.* "Oh, how's that?" *Then looks back the circus dragons.* "And madam, please restrain your dragons when near mine, they can sometimes be testy with other dragons they don't know."
*Accidentally turns into Shadowhound, sniffs dragon and then is eaten.*
Quote from: Morgazath on September 09, 2014, 10:45:34 PM
"Welcome to Elderon, my friend. Do you happen to have any blueberry pies? They are my favorite."
*Snaps fingers*
*Scalespinner dragon emerges, balancing a large blueberry pie on her snout* *Croaks* Dis wot ya wanned, Queen Wain?
Ah, yes, thank you, Litran. *Takes pie* *Gives pie to Morgazath* Oh, and don't worry about my dragons, they were just here to show off a bit. Weren't you?
*Dragons make a cheerful ruckus*
That was a yes. Alright, y'all can go home.
*Dragons leave, still making cheerful chitters and chirps*
It's.. Ah.. Really nice that you're like a friend to your subjects, but I don't do that sort of thing. In an empire of my size, only cold enforcement and hard determination make things work. "Nice" policies just don't do it....
Now that I've got that out of the way, want a scone?
*Ghost fire*
Quote from: Izeroth on September 10, 2014, 02:28:34 AM
It's.. Ah.. Really nice that you're like a friend to your subjects, but I don't do that sort of thing. In an empire of my size, only cold enforcement and hard determination make things work. "Nice" policies just don't do it....
Now that I've got that out of the way, want a scone?
Who ARE these people?! *I think to myself. Turns and gratefully takes the pie and scone.* "Welcome to Elderon, Izeroth. And what exactly is that *Ghost fire* over there?"
Quote from: Morgazath on September 09, 2014, 10:50:49 PM
*Looks back at Bluerose.* "Oh, how's that?"
We get tired of being forced to behead Our subjects.
*Ghost fire*
Quote from: BlueRose on September 10, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on September 09, 2014, 10:50:49 PM
*Looks back at Bluerose.* "Oh, how's that?"
We get tired of being forced to behead Our subjects.
*Just looks blankly at Bluerose.* "Why are you being forced to behead your subjects?"
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 10, 2014, 06:22:29 PM
*Ghost fire*
"And what the heck is that Ghost fire?!"
*rides in on Diamond, my broke coloured, winged unicorn* HI!!! Do you want a shiny stone?
Meh...
Del, SHUT UP. *Diamond kicks Del in the stomach* now.....Do you want a shiny stone, Mor?
*Gopher Legions armed with chainsaws saw off Diamond's horn.*
"What? Oh, yes, please. A red one if you have it." *Turns to Delthion.* "Please, no violence here. Or I will be forced to have my dragons disintegrate you."
Hey, she started it. ;D
*Ghost fire*
*horn grows back instantly, and Diamond stabs all the Gopher Legions to death*
Ok Mor, let me see........*digs around in bag full of precious stones*
Um, here have a really big, nice ruby! *gives Mor ruby*
*Takes ruby.* "My precious." (Just kidding. ;D) "Thank you. It's very lovely."
Your welcome. ;D
We have run out of messages. First time We have run into the message limit.
(Hold on, I'm confused. Do you mean PM's, or messages with your kingdom? Sorry if I sound stupid.)
I think she means PMs, but I don't know who she's talking to.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 05:51:48 PM
(Hold on, I'm confused. Do you mean PM's, or messages with your kingdom? Sorry if I sound stupid.)
PM's. Sorry. We should have clarified.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 05:47:53 PM
We have run out of messages. First time We have run into the message limit.
We know how you feel; we don't often run out either. You have something in common with us.
(Talking like Sméagol)
*is confused*
Gollum.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2014, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 05:47:53 PM
We have run out of messages. First time We have run into the message limit.
We know how you feel; we don't often run out either. You have something in common with us.
(Talking like Sméagol)
Aka, nobody talks to us.
???
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 05:56:04 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2014, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 05:47:53 PM
We have run out of messages. First time We have run into the message limit.
We know how you feel; we don't often run out either. You have something in common with us.
(Talking like Sméagol)
Aka, nobody talks to us.
You talk to us.
(Hey, we're confusing Rachy; awesome)
No, Rachy is fine. Its me who's confused.
If you aren't Rachy, who are you??
Rachy. . . umm. . . Oh, never mind.
(We are no longer confused that we are confusing Rach.)
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 05:59:21 PM
If you aren't Rachy, who are you??
I'm Rachel. Rachy is my evil side. >:D
We're all confusing!
I feel dizzy!
My Kingdom's full of NINCOMPOOPS!!
We are not part of your kingdom.
No, no; just a few creatures who have decided to drop in for a visit.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 06:04:28 PM
We are not part of your kingdom.
No comment. Why am I still thinking? "Yes, but like I said: all are welcome."
*eats stones*
We have regained Our messages.
I never lost mine.
Bananas.
*eats Blue*
Please don't.
My PM's don't like me anymore.
Oh?
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 06:15:05 PM
*eats Blue*
*Tries to act brave and tough.* "Let her go, take me instead."
I'm probably really going to regret this.
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 06:15:05 PM
*eats Blue*
*bursts out* OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 06:15:05 PM
*eats Blue*
*Tries to act brave and tough.* "Let her go, take me instead." I'm probably really going to regret this.
Such a dashing and daring hero!
Daring hero indeed. Much appreciated, really. We just have Our own defense system.
Self-sufficient; very good.
It's a necessary virtue, when one is Queen.
Supreme queen.
Very much so.
*Sky lasers*
*eats sky lasers*