Redwall Abbey

General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: SilentSam on January 11, 2015, 04:14:55 PM

Title: *hides in a box*
Post by: SilentSam on January 11, 2015, 04:14:55 PM
*hides in a box* Sh... the tomatoes will eat us.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Søren on January 11, 2015, 04:24:25 PM
*whisper voice* ok.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: SilentSam on January 11, 2015, 04:27:32 PM
Sh... the tomatoes are doing guard duty around here, so stay in your boxes.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Delthion on January 11, 2015, 06:22:50 PM
*Gets out of box and slays all tomatoes.*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Hickory on January 11, 2015, 07:54:40 PM
*shrugs* see Sam? Tomatoes just need some splatting.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 12, 2015, 05:42:45 PM

*Makes famous tomato soup* Well that killed this topic fast :P
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 12, 2015, 06:21:47 PM
Hmm, the tomato soup is missing something....it needs..............BROCCOLI!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 12, 2015, 06:24:00 PM

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :o
Broccoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o


Almost as bad as cherries!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 12, 2015, 06:25:57 PM
*Puts broccoli and cherries in the soup*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 12, 2015, 06:28:23 PM

:o :o :o :o >:( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :( It's ruined *mopes*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 12, 2015, 06:37:44 PM
*Tosses a stick of butter, two large crow eggs, a toothbrush, a skillet, Isengard, a pillow, a stuffed bear, a blueberry, Thor, and five pickles, into the soup* This is going to be DELICIOUS!!! (I'm not kidding, this would actually taste awesome.)
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Hickory on January 12, 2015, 07:13:32 PM
*pukes*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Søren on January 12, 2015, 07:14:17 PM
*writes 5-star review*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 12, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
*Sniffs soup* Mmmm, this smells awesome! But it's still missing something.....*Tosses an earthworm, and a quail, into the soup* *Stirs*

Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Hickory on January 12, 2015, 08:00:40 PM
*faints*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 12, 2015, 08:30:28 PM
Oh, come on! It tastes great, here, try some. *Fills a bowl with the soup and gives it to Sage*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Hickory on January 12, 2015, 09:34:42 PM
*shivers and walks away*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Delthion on January 13, 2015, 02:37:49 AM
May I have some of this delightful brew?
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2015, 03:54:37 AM
Sure. *Gives Deli Sage's unwanted soup*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 13, 2015, 02:31:43 PM
Why would you ruin my soup like this? I was just trying to make my world famous tomato soup, it would have tasted fine without Thor and worms and Isenguard and whatever else you put in. *Continues complaining as he secretly creates a fresh vat of world famous tomato soup*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 01:48:29 AM
*Notices Sage secretly making tomato soup* Here, I'll help you. *Throws a lamp, a turtle, a random three year old, a large pig, the One Direction guys, and a pineapple, into the soup* Mmm, this will be AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
*Rescues the 3-year-old*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: SilentSam on January 14, 2015, 03:07:03 AM
*drowns one direction* No more dancing all night.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 14, 2015, 08:40:43 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
*Rescues the 3-year-old*

*Grabs three year old and eats him* Thissa one baea vary tasti!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 14, 2015, 02:57:26 PM

*Gasps in total shock* Agggh, *Pulls pineapple from the broth* We can't let good things like this go to waste. *One direction screams pointlessly for help*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 14, 2015, 03:02:56 PM
One  direction?

Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 06:49:50 PM
You know, that band of freaky lookin' dudes.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Søren on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Mhera on January 14, 2015, 06:53:12 PM
^^^^^
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 06:53:37 PM
What!?!?! No way!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.

Huh?
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Jukka the Sling on January 15, 2015, 01:15:53 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.

Huh?
These guys.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9YJIsGhALSit7Y91TybesXBDjIevIBk2BSwJcf3EMy_s-jZak9zcA1KhN)
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2015, 01:36:39 AM
Aaag! Burn it!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on January 15, 2015, 01:42:07 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 15, 2015, 01:15:53 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.

Huh?
These guys.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9YJIsGhALSit7Y91TybesXBDjIevIBk2BSwJcf3EMy_s-jZak9zcA1KhN)

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not them!!!!

THEY CRACKED MY SCREEN!!!!!!!! GOSH DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Maudie on January 15, 2015, 01:46:06 AM
Eeeewww....
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Søren on January 15, 2015, 01:56:28 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2015, 01:36:39 AM
Aaag! Burn it!!!
Yup. She's smitten.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on January 15, 2015, 02:00:33 AM
Eww, it's burning my eyes!!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: SilentSam on January 15, 2015, 02:00:38 AM
*shoots the image* There will be no one direction here.
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on January 15, 2015, 02:02:19 AM
THANK YOU!!! IT PAINS ME TO LOOK AT IT ANY FURTHER!!!   :'(
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2015, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 15, 2015, 01:56:28 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2015, 01:36:39 AM
Aaag! Burn it!!!
Yup. She's smitten.
No, no, no!!!
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Søren on January 15, 2015, 06:54:36 AM
Yes, yes, yes you are!!!
Also, I'm fairly certain she would love it if Justin Beiber stopped by for a day. ;D
*hides in box from One Direction pictures*
Title: Re: *hides in a box*
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2015, 07:44:02 PM
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!