*hides in a box* Sh... the tomatoes will eat us.
*whisper voice* ok.
Sh... the tomatoes are doing guard duty around here, so stay in your boxes.
*Gets out of box and slays all tomatoes.*
*shrugs* see Sam? Tomatoes just need some splatting.
*Makes famous tomato soup* Well that killed this topic fast :P
Hmm, the tomato soup is missing something....it needs..............BROCCOLI!!!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :o
Broccoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Almost as bad as cherries!
*Puts broccoli and cherries in the soup*
:o :o :o :o >:( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :( It's ruined *mopes*
*Tosses a stick of butter, two large crow eggs, a toothbrush, a skillet, Isengard, a pillow, a stuffed bear, a blueberry, Thor, and five pickles, into the soup* This is going to be DELICIOUS!!! (I'm not kidding, this would actually taste awesome.)
*pukes*
*writes 5-star review*
*Sniffs soup* Mmmm, this smells awesome! But it's still missing something.....*Tosses an earthworm, and a quail, into the soup* *Stirs*
*faints*
Oh, come on! It tastes great, here, try some. *Fills a bowl with the soup and gives it to Sage*
*shivers and walks away*
May I have some of this delightful brew?
Sure. *Gives Deli Sage's unwanted soup*
Why would you ruin my soup like this? I was just trying to make my world famous tomato soup, it would have tasted fine without Thor and worms and Isenguard and whatever else you put in. *Continues complaining as he secretly creates a fresh vat of world famous tomato soup*
*Notices Sage secretly making tomato soup* Here, I'll help you. *Throws a lamp, a turtle, a random three year old, a large pig, the One Direction guys, and a pineapple, into the soup* Mmm, this will be AWESOME!!!
*Rescues the 3-year-old*
*drowns one direction* No more dancing all night.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
*Rescues the 3-year-old*
*Grabs three year old and eats him*
Thissa one baea vary tasti!
*Gasps in total shock* Agggh, *Pulls pineapple from the broth* We can't let good things like this go to waste. *One direction screams pointlessly for help*
One direction?
You know, that band of freaky lookin' dudes.
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.
^^^^^
What!?!?! No way!!!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.
Huh?
These guys.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9YJIsGhALSit7Y91TybesXBDjIevIBk2BSwJcf3EMy_s-jZak9zcA1KhN)
Aaag! Burn it!!!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 15, 2015, 01:15:53 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
She really means she has 8 posters of them in her room.
Huh?
These guys.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9YJIsGhALSit7Y91TybesXBDjIevIBk2BSwJcf3EMy_s-jZak9zcA1KhN)
Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not them!!!!
THEY CRACKED MY SCREEN!!!!!!!! GOSH DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeewww....
Eww, it's burning my eyes!!!!
*shoots the image* There will be no one direction here.
THANK YOU!!! IT PAINS ME TO LOOK AT IT ANY FURTHER!!! :'(
Yes, yes, yes you are!!!
Also, I'm fairly certain she would love it if Justin Beiber stopped by for a day. ;D
*hides in box from One Direction pictures*
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!