We are in a gigantic blanket fortress surrounded by a moat of pillow stuffing. A booming voice echoes around the fortress. "Let the Pillow Fight Games begin!" Pillows fall everywhere around us. IT IS NOW A PILLOW FIGHT FREE-FOR-ALL!!!!
*Picks up a pillow and clobbers Morg*
Yay!!! *Throws pillows at Morgy*
*Whack Amber with a pillow* Pillow fight!!!! *Whacks Amber* Pillow fight!!!! *Whacks Amber* PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!
The word 'pillow' no longer sounds like a word.
PILLOW FIIIIIIGGHHT!!! *Clobbers Russa out of the blanket fort.*
*Grabs a couple of pillows and clobbers Oracle's head between them*
*Pulls down Blanket fort on Amber.*
*Whacks Deli over the head with a pillow*
Quote from: Delthion on January 17, 2015, 01:48:19 AM
*Pulls down Blanket fort on Amber.*
*Blanket fort falls down on Oracle as well* >:D
Why am I the only one being targeted?!
BIC: *Tosses Russa under pile of blankets with Amber. And dodges Blanket fort.*
Because. *Crawls out from under blankets* *Tackles Deli*
*Flips Russa over shoulders and pounds with pillow.*
ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR! *throws several pillows at Morg in succession*
<3
Morgazath, we must unite against the girls! *Blocks pillows thrown at Morgazath and knocks Blue off of her feet with a pillow to the face.* ;D
*Uses a slingshot to fire a bunch of small pillows at Deli*
*Dodges in slow motion and snaps slingshot with a sharp pillow.* ;D
Quote from: Delthion on January 17, 2015, 02:03:53 AM
Morgazath, we must unite against the girls! *Blocks pillows thrown at Morgazath and knocks Blue off of her feet with a pillow to the face.* ;D
I agree. CHAAAARGE!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 02:06:17 AM
*Uses a slingshot to fire a bunch of small pillows at Deli*
Oh-ho! So that's how you want to play it, eh? How about this? *Rolls out giant pillow cannon.* KABOOM BABY!!! *Starts to shoot pillows with pillow cannon.*
Thank you my good sir! *Configures a pillow Trebuchet and clobbers Russa with handheld pillow while a Trebuchet launches pillows at Russa and knocks her to the floor.*
Raaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! *Charges Morg and Deli with as many pillows as I can carry*
*Weight of pillows makes Amber trip over Russa and I pound her with two pillows simultaneously.*
Quote from: BlueRose on January 17, 2015, 02:02:41 AM
ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR! *throws several pillows at Morg in succession*
<3
Oh wait, I forgot about those. Cr- *Gets piled with pillows.*
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 17, 2015, 02:11:44 AM
Raaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! *Charges Morg and Deli with as many pillows as I can carry*
*Hurriedly starts to throw pillows at Lady Amber.*
Quote from: Delthion on January 17, 2015, 02:03:53 AM
Morgazath, we must unite against the girls! *Blocks pillows thrown at Morgazath and knocks Blue off of her feet with a pillow to the face.* ;D
Quote from: Delthion on January 17, 2015, 02:12:48 AM
*Weight of pillows makes Amber trip over Russa and I pound her with two pillows simultaneously.*
*Morg does not succeed because I dodge him, run behind him, and clobber him with pillows, knocking him over* Yeeehaaawww!
*Whacks Amber over the head with a pillow then pushes her to the wall of the blanket fort and cocoons her in the blanket fort.*
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 17, 2015, 02:24:19 AM
*Morg does not succeed because I dodge him, run behind him, and clobber him with pillows, knocking him over* Yeeehaaawww!
*Falls into a pile of pillows. But at the last second I sneeze and pillows fly everywhere. I myself fly 100 feet into the air with a cascade of pillows.*
*Constructs a quick cushion of pillows for Morgazath. While doing this a throw a pillow behind me knocking Amber to her back.*
*Crashes into the pillow cushion, sending pillows flying everywhere again. I land face-first, leaving a body shaped crater on the blanket floor.*
*dumps a load of hotel pillows on Morg* MWAHAHAHAHA!
*Clobbers Blue with a pillow that just happens to have a rock in it.* ;D
*Bugs Bunny Voice* Now dis means WAR. *end Bugs Bunny Voice* In which there is no fairness. (At least in love there are fair ladies and even fairer gentlemen)
*Drops exploding pillows from a plane*
*Anti-Pillowcraft guns shoot down Russa's pillowplane.*
*starts throwing spider filled pillows at Del*
*Sprays insecticide on pillows and dives for cover while hurling a pillow at Blue.*
*throws rat filled pillows at Del*
*Throws fire ant filled pillows at Deli*
*Sprays rodent-killer at all of the pillows then throws rocks disguised as pillows at Blue. Gets the fire ants onto my side by feeding them a bird and a caterpillar. Then sends them after Russa.*
*Whacks Deli over the head with a pillow*
*Fire ants eat Russa.*
*throws dragon filled pillows at Del*
*Fire ants devour dragons and build a pillow ant hill around Blue.*
Oooh, ants! *offers the ants tea and crumpets, therefore converting them to vegetarianism*
*But it's all a ruse, they wait until Blue is off guard then the fire ants devour her.* >:D >:D >:D ;D
Nice try. Too bad it didn't work.
Morg, he's bullying me! <3
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
*death glare* You got a problem, buster?
Just go to the balcony! ;D ;D
But soft, what head from yonder window breaks? YOURS.
*All of a sudden anvil falls from sky, hits Blue on head. Breaks out laughing.* ;D ;D ;D ;D
*huge pillows rain down from the sky*
Um, Blue.....save me from the fire ants.
*Clobbers Russa before she can say anything else.*
I wonder what a real life Redwall Forum Pillow fight would be like? ;D
Quote from: Delthion on January 17, 2015, 03:56:34 AM
*All of a sudden anvil falls from sky, hits Blue on head. Breaks out laughing.* ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yet again, a failure. Really, you haven't grasped the concept of doplshlafërin, have you?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 03:57:53 AM
Um, Blue.....save me from the fire ants.
Sorry, no can do. Feed them tea and crumpets? I'm having a hard enough time keeping up a steady flux stream and bantering wittily with the enemy without having to save a teammate.
What pray tell is doplshlafërin?
*whispers* it's a secret.
Quote from: BlueRose on January 17, 2015, 03:38:07 AM
Nice try. Too bad it didn't work.
Morg, he's bullying me! <3
Alright, just let get out of this pile of hotel pillows. And try to avoid the pillows filled strange things.
Stupid fire ants. *Kills all fire ants with molten lead and clears up the mess* PILLOW FREE-FOR-ALL! YEAH! *Throws pillow at Russa and Morg*
Quote from: Morgazath on January 17, 2015, 01:45:21 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on January 17, 2015, 03:38:07 AM
Nice try. Too bad it didn't work.
Morg, he's bullying me! <3
Alright, just let get out of this pile of hotel pillows. And try to avoid the pillows filled strange things.
*
grins evilly smiles sweetly* Thank you.... <3
*Grabs a chainsaw and runs toward Morg*
I threw a pillow at you Russa. :P *Throws pillows at Blue and Del*
*dodges pillow*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 03:28:33 PM
*Grabs a chainsaw and runs toward Morg*
A
chainsaw??!!?? This is a freaking pillow fight!
*Falls to the floor but hurls several pillows at Russa and Blue knocking them both to the ground.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 03:28:33 PM
*Grabs a chainsaw and runs toward Morg*
*Giant hand reaches in, grabs Russa and throws her out of the fortress.* "NO WEAPONS LIKE THAT AROUND!!!"
Quote from: BlueRose on January 17, 2015, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on January 17, 2015, 01:45:21 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on January 17, 2015, 03:38:07 AM
Nice try. Too bad it didn't work.
Morg, he's bullying me! <3
Alright, just let get out of this pile of hotel pillows. And try to avoid the pillows filled strange things.
* grins evilly smiles sweetly* Thank you.... <3
You're
not welcome. <3
Sorry. Pressed wrong button.
*For double posting Morgazath is thrown at the fortress wall which buckles and buries him under six feet of blankets.* ;D ;D ;D
This place and these people just love to bury me for some strange reason. *Gets buried by blankets.*
*twirls pillow and launches it at Del for pestering Morg*
I didn't do anything! That was the security features of the fortress! And anyway, the guys are supposed to be united against the girls so... *Deflects Soren's pillow and it hits Russa, bounces off of her at Blue, then at Amber.*
Oh, WELL I DIDNT GET THE MEMO!
*throws one of those heavy memory foam pillows at Russa*
*Throws a two ton memory foam pillow at Blue.*
Is a giant pillow made of enriched uranium considered a pillow or bomb?
Anything that is not a normal (besides regular pillow material.) Is attacked by the security protocols.
Define "regular". I can add enriched uranium particles to cloth, and make a giant pillow... :3
*throws mattress at Blue*
NOT-A-PILLOW ALERT
(NAP ALERT)
Close enough.
*throws a bunch of pillows everywhere*
*angry vorpal dragon noises* NO MATTRESSES!
*ties Blue up with a pillow case*
*vorps out of the pillowcase* RAR!
*Smacks Blue with a huge fan of pillow*
*Smacks Soren with a pillow*
*throws pillow at random person*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 18, 2015, 01:30:46 AM
*Smacks Soren with a pillow*
*smacks back*
DUDE! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING THE GIRLS!
IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL. *Attacks Blue with a pillow*
*pillow hits Soren*
(guys against girls? no fare!!)
*hits Tiria with pillow*
*grabs another pillow and flings it at Ashenwyte's face!*
*Starts to throw pillows at everyone.*
We're going against the girls! And for some reason, everyone is going after me whenever I post!!! *Hurls several wet pillows at Sunpaw.*
*makes vorpal pillow fort*
*Destroys Blue's pillow fort with pillow bombard cannon, while felling her with endless volleys of pillows.*
*Del fails, because a vorpal pillow fort is technically non-extant and therefore impossible to destroy*
Quote from: Delthion on January 18, 2015, 04:39:31 AM
We're going against the girls! And for some reason, everyone is going after me whenever I post!!! *Hurls several wet pillows at Sunpaw.*
Are you kidding me? I just did my hair!! *screams with furry!!*
*Destroys Sunpaw for her lack of proper spelling with feather pillows.* ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hey, screaming in furry is fun!
Pillow legions, advance! *Pillow warriors pillow Blue and Tiria*
No armies! It's much more fun if we just clobber each other!! *Clobbers Ash in the mouth with a feather pillow, leaving him with a mouth full of feathers!*
*Hits Deli with a feather pillow, making him sneeze* Mmmf!
What was the Mmmf for? *Falls onto floor but heaves seven pillows at Ash's face.*
For my mouth was stuffed with pillows. *Gets knocked down by Deli's pillows but throws ten pillows back at him*
*Makes sword out of Blue's fort and seeks manxome foe*
OI! JET! NOT KIND! *swings at Jet with a goose down pillow*
*Sneaks up on BlueRose and hits her with a feather filled pillow and it explodes into feathers on impact.* SURPRISE!!! ;D
Gah! *grabs a pillow filled with sparkly flower scented puff powder and retaliates* Take that!
*smacks a pillow over Blue's head*
*Walks in, stares at chaos* Welp...
Please tell me at least one person got my joke
No, I didn't...and by the way Soren, since the girls aren't really posting that much since we have obliterated them, free for all? *Throws two pillows at Soren, dashes forward and leaps onto the wall bounces off and whacks Soren's head with another pillow.*
Quote from: Delthion on January 18, 2015, 09:04:51 PM
since the girls aren't really posting that much since we have obliterated them
Hi ;D *smacks Delthion over the head with a pillow*
WE HAVEN'T BEEN OBLITERATED! *attacks Del with vim and pillows*
*Falls over, while doing so flings seventeen pillows each at Blue and Skye, then leaps up and clobbers them over the head with a pillow each.* Feel my wrath!!!
Really? NO ONE got the joke? No one at all?
I didn't read your joke tell it again. *Dodges away from pillow*
I made a sword out of Blue's "Vorpal fort" and went looking for a "manxome foe"
Quote from: BlueRose on January 18, 2015, 03:37:02 PM
Gah! *grabs a pillow filled with sparkly flower scented puff powder and retaliates* Take that!
AAAHHH!!! *Gets covered with sparkly flower scented puff powder.*
Now I'm.........
PINK!!!
Quote from: Delthion on January 18, 2015, 10:25:17 PM
*Falls over, while doing so flings seventeen pillows each at Blue and Skye, then leaps up and clobbers them over the head with a pillow each.* Feel my wrath!!!
*shouts and runs to the side, taking a break from the pandemonium*
I'M PINK!!!
Pink looks good on you. :)
*Smacks Blue with black pillow*
Oooh, so scary.
I look fabulous in black.
Quote from: BlueRose on January 19, 2015, 03:06:54 AM
Pink looks good on you. :)
Thanks I guess.
Quote from: BlueRose on January 19, 2015, 01:14:57 PM
Oooh, so scary.
I look fabulous in black.
Yes it does, actually. ::)
:D
Obviously
*Whacks BlueRose with a pink glitter filled pillow.* Pink and black go really good together in my opinion. :D
Of course they do.
*throws pillow at nearest girl*
*Becomes pillow and launches at Ren-chan*
*Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha*
Of course pink and black go fairly well together, black goes with just about anything. Though I think it goes with red, purple, or dark grey better than it goes with pink. :P
Quote from: BlueRose on January 19, 2015, 03:56:49 PM
*Becomes pillow and launches at Ren-chan*
Didn't see that coming. :o
*Accidentally grabs Blue and starts beating Skye over the head with her.*
*sheds pink stuff all over Del*
*Whacks all pink stuff away and pounds pillows into Blue's skull. Then when the detectives are going around investigating your virtual death, they find a clue about the death of Blue! So it's Blue's Clue!* ;D ;D ;D ;D
*starts singing the Blues Clues song*
This just got weird really fast.
Now it's time for so long! But we'll sing just one more song! Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart! With me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything...
That we wanna do. (Doot doot doot doobeedoo doooo.)
*smacks Blue with large temperpedic memory foam body pillow*
*the pillow retains information and starts singing along*
Revive
So...
*smacks Blue with pillow again*
*Snarls. Smashes Soren with a pillow.*
*smacks Morg with pillow*
*Smacks Soren's head between two pillows.*
*pillow nukes Morg's evil eye*
*Pillow bomb destroys Soren's face.* Hmm, that's a bit of an improvement. ;D
*pillow monster kill Morg and dissects him and eats him*
*Morphs back into one piece and torches my way out with a flame thrower.*
*Charges Soren with pillow* Hurls three pillows in quick succession* Retreats to gather more pillows*
*chases Sand down and smacks him with memory foam body pillow*
*Blocks with mattress shield then attacks with tube pillow*
*eats tube pillow*
*attacks with two seat cushions*
Feather bomb! *Throws down feather pillow* Feathers explode everywhere masking Sandpaw's escape* Attacks Soren from behind with a large pillow*
*blocks with crazy looking feather gun*
*shots Sand in the face*
*Revive*
*Whacks Soren with a pillow*
I forgot about this. *Whacks random person with pillow.* ;D
*Whacks Soren with memory foam pillow.*
What is it with memory foam? *Whacks Soren and Vilu.*
It's harder. *Whacks Morg back.*
Soren and Russa:
(http://gif.co/o7Fu.gif)
Whacks Sage with a rock. It's a troll pillow.
(http://s28.postimg.org/4h9hcnzr1/image.jpg)
Since I can't see that. *Whacks Sage again.*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 29, 2015, 12:05:10 AM
Soren and Russa:
(http://gif.co/o7Fu.gif)
Hahaha! That's funny. ;D (I have red hair in real life, too.)
*Whacks Soren*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 29, 2015, 12:05:10 AM
Soren and Russa:
(http://gif.co/o7Fu.gif)
HAHAHAHA!
*is whacked*
*pushes Russa over*
Whacks Soren with troll pillow.
What's a troll pillow?
*smashes Vilu on the head with a box spring*
A rock.
*Smacks Vilu with pillow*
*Grabs Ash's pillow and rips it apart. Hits Ash.*
Call me humorless. *Smacks Sage with a pillow.*
*Smacks Sage on the other side.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 28, 2015, 02:56:17 PM
Call me humorless. *Smacks Sage with a pillow.*
[rhetorical question]Also, how can you photoshop a video?[/rhetorical question]
*Smacks Sage again.*
Rhetorical Questions aren't allowed.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 30, 2015, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 28, 2015, 02:56:17 PM
Call me humorless. *Smacks Sage with a pillow.*
[rhetorical question]Also, how can you photoshop a video?[/rhetorical question]
You photoshop each frame.
*Smacks Vilu again and again with pillow*
*Smacks Ash 10 times.* Smacking me isn't allowed either.
*shoves empty pillowcase over Vilu's head*
*beats him with memory foam pillow*
*Takes off pillow case. Hangs up Soren somehow. Uses him as a punching bag but instead of using hands I use a pillow.*
*unhooks myslef*
*tackles Vilu into a box spring*
*pushes box spring off cliff*
Isn't that a mattress?
No, it's the hard wood and metal thing below the mattress.
Foul!
*Soren is knocked out of the topic by a giant pillow.*
*let back in by a bouncer named JoJo*
So, why exactly is that a "foul"?
It's not a pillow.
Doesn't matter, it's close enough
It's too late you've already been Fouled for it. *Smacks Soren.*
*smaks Vilu's face into mattress*
*sits on Vilu*
*Calls Foul just to annoy Soren.*
Foul!
*A giant pillow knocks Soren out of topic.*
*let back in riding the backs of winged pegasuses*
*smakes Vilu*
*Kills pegasi with cheri katana*
That's fair.
*Smacks Vilu with pillow* Smacking you is allowed, I say, wot!
Foul! Ash used a katana.
*Ash is knocked out of topic by a giant pillow.*
*uses pillow katana to decapitate Vilu*
Foul! Because I can.
*Sage is knocked out of topic by a massive pillow.*
*catches pillow and throws it back at Vilu, who is crushed*
*Laughs heartlessly as a tiny version of me is crushed.*
*picks a pillow and throws it at Vilu, then smirk*
*Is hit. Grabs a Memory Foam pillow and beats Dotti with it.*
*rises, then loads a cannon with two throw pillows and launch for an attack.*
*Turns Cannon so the pillows hit Sage.*
*Comes in with a large sling, slinging pillows at people*
*aims cannon and fires at Amber*
*Throws pillows at Dotti*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 03, 2015, 02:14:34 PM
*Turns Cannon so the pillows hit Sage.*
*is indestructable*
*Gets two large feather-stuffed pillows and throws at Ash and Sage. Each pillow bursts into a flying mass of feathers at its wake.*
*Bashes Sage repeatedly with a pillow.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 04, 2015, 08:39:51 PM
*Bashes Sage repeatedly with a pillow.*
*stands there as Vilu hits me with a really small pillow*
*A small thin pillow.*
I don't have a pillow but I have feathers!!!!!! I shall throw feathers from now on!
*picks a bow and fires a throw pillow at Tiria.*
*Pulls a catapult into the topic on a little wagon* *Catapults pillows at everyone in the topic*
*Launches a pillow nuke*
(isn't this girls against guys?)
No.
*smacks Wylder*
*uses a catapult to hit pillows at Wylder and Soren*
*Is still hitting Sage in the face with a small thin pillow.*
*throws a pillow bomb at Vilu*
(ohhh okay I thought it was)
*Whams people's heads between pillows*
*Ignores pillow and keeps hitting Sage.*
*loads cannon with another three pillows and fires at each of those present.*
*Steps back so the pillow hits Sage. Goes back to smacking him.*