Redwall Abbey Community Farm

[Ashleg]

Amber and Russa have both been sentenced to death by wildebeest stampede.

[The Skarzs]

This is just.

[Lady Amber]

[The Skarzs]

Yep!

[Ashleg]

You will!

[The Skarzs]

Prepare!

[Lady Amber]

Nay!

[Ashleg]

*ties @Lady Amber to the stake, to be burned*

[Krantor the Brutal]

*Krantor stabs Ashleg through the back and saves the day*

[Ashleg]

*Screams and realizes that the knife went into the area between my arm and my back, making me unharmed*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Puts down pitchfork*

I do all the actual work around here, by right of each according to his work I demand 90% of all the profits!

[The Skarzs]

WRONG. This is communal, not individual! Are those free enterprise thoughts going through your mind?

[LT Sandpaw]

No of course not I am of the proletariat. Actually I think I'm the only proletariat here, which means I have suffered more and therefore deserve more as according to my need.

[Delthion]

You are thinking of yourself as an individual you filthy capitalist. All proceeds go to the good of the state, then the rest is distributed EVENLY, with every person receiving the exact same amount. Ashleg, we have another with thoughts of individualism!

[Ashleg]

My own VP! How could he do this?!

I say he does not get those discounts he wanted in the other thread!