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Started by Storm, July 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM

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Quote from: sabretache5611 on July 11, 2011, 11:35:28 PM
Gabool + Scorpion = Gabool dead

Yes, I found this was a good solution because everyone wanted to kill Gabool.
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Osu

Right, saved them the possiblilty of duking it out over him. ;)
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Scragg the Weasel

I liked the way the wraith died in Outcast of Redwall. Folrig and Ruddle being chased by Porty in Salamandastron, Porty throws a stone, Sunflash ducks, Folrig and Ruddle duck, Wraith jumps onto windowsill behind the otters... SPLAKK!!! Down goes Wraith, As if falling off a mountain wasnt enough, his poisoned knife or "kisserrrrr" is also impaled in his jaw. then to add insult to injury neither Sunflash, Sandgall or Sabretache realize that he was just slain, and furthermore supposedly his body was never found because he blended so well with the sand.
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Princess Kurda: she was running away from Triss, and she tripped and fell on her broken sabre.

Tiria Wildlough

I love how Bullflay was strangled with his own whiplash. ;D
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Nightfire

Bullfly had the best death as far as I'm concerned. Know why? Because it was Ranguvar Foeseeker that killed him!!!!  ;D
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Coobreedan

Cludd's death was gross. At least he died with his wondrous cape on...lol
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Lutra

Swartt's idea of poisoning the glass and not the drink was creative.  Got to convince those buggers the drink is safe to get them to take the bait.  ;)
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

The geniuz o' tha' iz, iz tha' naeone examinez the glazz fer trasez o' poizon, they alwayz azzume tha' the drink iz poizon. He uzed their own ego'z againzt them, by zayin' tha' he had tae drink out o' the borin' ol bottle while they got tae drink out o' thiz nize fanzy goblet. Thiz iz another reazon why ah alwayz liked Balefur, because he didnae faw fer thiz trick.
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Nightfire

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What?? All I got out of that was: "The...o'...the...fer...they...the...drink...He...their...own...them...by...he...had...drink... out....o'...the...borin'...ol...bottle....while...they...got...drink....out...o'....goblet....another....why....liked.....because.....he.....fer.....trick..."
How does that make sense?
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Dotti

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 21, 2011, 06:04:55 PM
The geniuz o' tha' iz, iz tha' naeone examinez the glazz fer trasez o' poizon, they alwayz azzume tha' the drink iz poizon. He uzed their own ego'z againzt them, by zayin' tha' he had tae drink out o' the borin' ol bottle while they got tae drink out o' thiz nize fanzy goblet. Thiz iz another reazon why ah alwayz liked Balefur, because he didnae faw fer thiz trick.
It says, "The genius of that is, is that no-one examines the glass for traces of poison, they always assume that the drink is poisen.  He used their own egos against them by syaing that he had to drink out of the boring old bottle while they got to drink out of theis nise fancy goblet.  This is another reason why I always like Balefur, because he didn't fall for this trick."  ;)
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Osu

Kurda's death was a great disappointment for me. :c Bladd, on the other hand... XD
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Dotti

Bladd's death was probably the most creative!  I mean, getting killed by a pot of oatmeal???  That takes some imagination!  And I love the poem the vermin wrote about Bladd and Plugg.  It ended with "Oh what a sad tale it makes!  The one killed by breakfast at lunchtime, the other ate up by snakes."  :D :D :D  :D
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Y'all fergot Ublaz Mad Eyes! Killed by his own snake!
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