Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Wait, what am I doing here? I'm homeschooled. Help! Who put me here? I must escape! *jumps out window and runs* FREEDOM!!

[Kade Rivok]

No windows, my friend.  I think we're technically still in Hobbiton right now, actually.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.

[Booklover]

No windows, my friend.  I think we're technically still in Hobbiton right now, actually.

There are windows in the school bus. Otherwise how could Verdauga be thrown out of them? (again, sorry)

[Kade Rivok]

Well, she didn't say she was on a bus.  I'm guessing that she assumed she was in a school (the topic would make you think that at least) and so I was simply informing her that she was not.

*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.

Nice combat roles *thumbs up*

[Booklover]

*copies Ebantu, at least as far as jumping out of the door. Continues running instead of going back inside* I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! *then, and only then, runs back inside*

[Verdauga]

An adventure?!? By yourself? It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.

*Hands Booklover a sword.*

[Booklover]

I didn't actually go on one, since I ran back inside.

[Verdauga]

Oh.
*Snatches sword back.*
No stabby for you!

[Booklover]

I'm fine without a sword. How about a good bow, saxe knife, throwing knife and perhaps even a sling?

[Verdauga]

Sorry. Not a ranger.

[Booklover]

You.. you aren't? But I thought...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm fine without a sword. How about a good bow, saxe knife, throwing knife and perhaps even a sling?

No no no no. I would advise taking a Maus tank and an MG42.

[Booklover]

I guess you're not a Ranger then.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.

*Gathp* What?! You've only seen the first disc?! *Puts in The Two Towers* We shall have to fix this right away