Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[shisteer of nothing much]

O_O

Do you need glasses?  Why are you throwing apples at a poor hobbit?

(Well, IRL...yes.)

Okay, for a minute there, I thought you were throwing apples at Hobbits in real life. 

Nah, the closest she gets to that is throwing apples at me.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Picks up the apple to give to Miss Russa*

Finally, a polite student.

Mm, good idea.  *Picks up Keva to give to Miss Russa.*

O_o

*gives Lass to Miss Russa*

o_O

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*A dung beetle lands on Miss Russa and begins devouring her*

[Russa Nodrey]

Aaah! A beetle. *Flicks the beetle out a window*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*a truck arrives and delivers an entire crate of apples onto Miss Russa's desk*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Thousands of dung beetles are being released into the school*  *The beetles know what they must do*

[Russa Nodrey]

*a truck arrives and delivers an entire crate of apples onto Miss Russa's desk*

*Cries happy tears* This is all I ever wanted.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*The beetles devour Miss Russa's apples*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the beetles don't*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*The beetles do*

[Russa Nodrey]

*The beetles don't* *I eat an apple*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Do you like it?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yes, indeed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is happy*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Eats another apple*