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[Vilu Daskar]

A hundred and fifty soldiers... Not very impressive.

You don't no anything.

How long has Sage been in captivity?

Several real life days.

[The Skarzs]

First you must not be blinded by Skarzs lies, he'll try to persuade you not to join I'm sure.

What? I haven't said anything about it. Frankly, I find the whole thing rather underwhelming.

[Søren]

And since when has Rachel been an enemy, I thought we were trackin down who the DDB is?

[Vilu Daskar]

First you must not be blinded by Skarzs lies, he'll try to persuade you not to join I'm sure.

What? I haven't said anything about it. Frankly, I find the whole thing rather underwhelming.

I assumed you'd try to protect her from me for no reason.

And since when has Rachel been an enemy, I thought we were trackin down who the DDB is?

We're tracking down DDB in the Death Defying Beaver Invasion topic. She's been an enemy since she sided with Ash and the lifesight beavers.

[Søren]

And who are the lifesight beavers?

[Vilu Daskar]

I don't know. Ash said something in some topic about killing the DDBs and using Lifesight Beavers.

[The Skarzs]

First you must not be blinded by Skarzs lies, he'll try to persuade you not to join I'm sure.

What? I haven't said anything about it. Frankly, I find the whole thing rather underwhelming.

I assumed you'd try to protect her from me for no reason.

-_-

[James Gryphon]

Today, we found my old phone (the one that I lost over a year ago).

How long has Sage been in captivity?

Several real life days.

No need to bother trying to save him now; he'll die of old age before too long.

[LT Sandpaw]

That moment when your walking around saying "Where in the world are my sunglasses?" Then you reach up to scratch your head and you find them.

[The Skarzs]

Today, we found my old phone (the one that I lost over a year ago).

You mean those ones that have no battery life, can't do anything, but will never break?

[James Gryphon]

No, my 3GS.

[rachel25]

First you must not be blinded by Skarzs lies, he'll try to persuade you not to join I'm sure.

Members: Soren the Warrior. Soren has not done much and has said he will leave is OPed war breaks out.
The Dakarian Imperium. The Imperium, under the command of Lord Daskar, constructed the Stronghold and is currently defending it against the evil Lord Ashenwyte and Rachel25.

Since the member DDB has joined the threat of beaver invasion has been near. The Beavers kidnapped Sagetip, the Hare and he is believed to still be imprisoned. Once that happened Lord Daskar formed the coalition. The Coalition is not widely supported and is seeking members to help against the immanent danger.

Rachel25 lead her Silver Slayers and Nightmare bunnies against the Stronghold. She was unable to defeat the Coalition and called upon her ally Ashenwyte. His Lifesight Beavers have joined the battle and he believes he is winning, his overconfidence will be his undoing. Now the Daskarian Imperium has sent out one hundred and fifty soldiers who are steadily marching for the enemy command post. They seem unaffected by the battle raging around them.

one hundred and fifty? Ha! I have thousands under my command, this will be a slaughter!
Peri, can I call you Peri? Anyway, Peri.. Ash, Izeroth and I would gladly call you our alley if you choose to side with us. We are fairly sharing out the spoils and you would be a commander over thousands. Not one hundred and fifties. We are all equal and help each other out. If you don't have an army that's fine. I would be willing to lend you some Nightmare Bunnies and Silver Slayers if you want.

[Søren]

[Cornflower MM]

More iPhone sentences. This is my favorite one:

"I love you so much for the first half of the day, but the best thing ever is when you are not in my life."

What a way to break up with someone, huh?

That's awesome.

And that's even better.

[Hickory]

Today, we found my old phone (the one that I lost over a year ago).

How long has Sage been in captivity?

Several real life days.

No need to bother trying to save him now; he'll die of old age before too long.

Oh, the Imperial Fleet broke me out a bit ago. You "rescuers" must be blind, because you obviously didn't see the ten-foot in diameter escape hole I blew in the wall.