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[One-Eye the wildcat]

First, I will shove a chainsaw up your nose. Then I will systematically dismember you piece by piece, until you beg to die. Then I will rip off chunks of your flesh, and feed them to you, and after you can take no more, I will do the cycle again, until you are mercifully killed by an ice pick to the back of the head. Comprendè?

[The Skarzs]

[Tungro]

You will never know!

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh, I think we will. *Holds up a duster in my other hand*

[The Skarzs]

O_O

[Tungro]

0.0

[The Skarzs]

You have no choice but to talk, now. She's brought out the duster.

[Tungro]

*wavers*

[The Skarzs]

Speak.

[Tungro]

Speak.

Hi, please let me go

[The Skarzs]

@Russa Nodrey

[Tungro]

Fine!

[Cornflower MM]

*Holds frying pan menacingly and waits*

[The Skarzs]

Now you've done it. Corn's involved.

[Tungro]

*gulp*
Please, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural...