BONJOUR! WEE WEE!
Welcome to France.
Would you like to buy a baigette or a croissant? Ho-ho-ho!
/me facepalms over the utter lack of correct spellng. ;D
WOULD YOU?
Bonjour! Je m'apelle Rosie!
Bonjour, Madame Rosie!
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Bonjour!
We are ze French Peas!
No.
Jean-Claude! Pierre! ;D
We hop to ze left, and do ze Hopperena. Hop to ze right, I love ze Hopperena. Hope to ze left, and do it once again-a! Hey Hopperena!
Jean-Pants, Pierre!
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Hopperena!
Do not convert this thread into your Fruity Veggies Trash.
HOW DARE YOU SAH?! TRASH! You insult my honor and I demand satisfaction! Either apologize in this thread to the Veggies and I, or we shall duel!
IT'S CALLED VEGGIE TALES
NO, IT'S CALLED VEGGIETALES!!!
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 04:51:00 AM
HOW DARE YOU SAH?! TRASH! You insult my honor and I demand satisfaction! Either apologize in this thread to the Veggies and I, or we shall duel!
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We need seconds who will survey the appointed ground and the like.
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See the name? It is one word, not two! ;D
IT'S CALLED A FLYIN' FIST, NOW SHADDAP!
THAT'S NOT HOW WE ARE TO DUEL!!!
I for one choose Skarzs to be my second.
I choose Rosie to be my minute.
Will you not take this seriously sah?!
@The Skarzs I roped you in to be second at the duel between Ash and myself.
*Sits next to Ash*
You can do it!
I choose you, Pikachu!
-Kaiiiieeeeeeeeeeyah!
Good boy!
(You all don't understand dueling much do you? ;D)
Get out your Pokémon, you son of filth!
That is also not dueling! ;D
IT'S A POKÉMON DUEL!
NEVAH!!! OUR SECONDS ARE TOLD BY US WHAT THE TERMS OF THE DUEL WILL BE AND THEY CONFER AND TELL US WHAT HAS BEEN AGREED UPON!!!
*Hands ash a pistol* It just like Hamilton. Just don't die.
/me shoots Delthion 'till he's dead.
/me is impervious to godmodding in the current situation.
That too is not how dueling works!!!
But what you just did is godmodding.
In real life, if someone shot the other before the duel technically began, the shot person would be dead.
HAVE YOU SEEN HAMILTON?
And the shooter would instantly be imprisoned and hanged and his honor would no longer exist. Everyone would hate him and nothing would be achieved.
NO ONE HAS SEEN HAMILTON!!!
Lol. I don't care about honor. Being hanged is less humiliating.
No, being hanged is much more humiliating...I don't think you know your facts very well sir!
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:04:05 AM
And the shooter would instantly be imprisoned and hanged and his honor would no longer exist. Everyone would hate him and nothing would be achieved.
NO ONE HAS SEEN HAMILTON!!!
TELL THAT TO THE MILLIONS OF SUPER FANS
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:05:35 AM
No, being hanged is much more humiliating...I don't think you know your facts very well sir!
To some, yes.
To me, no. It means I might have been a scumbag, but didn't
lose.
FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD HAMILTON IS THE WORST PIECE OF PROPAGANDA TO EVER RUIN THE REPUTATION OF BROADWAY!!!
Technically Ash, you did worse than losing, now everyone reviles you, even your own family. You will be hated and spat upon as you proceed to the execution and basically ridiculed and beaten. ;D
It's about time that happened.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HAMILTON?!
FROM EVERYTHING THAT I'VE HEARD IT'S MORONIC!!
HOW. DARE. YOU.
But the music's pretty decent.
THANK YOU
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD THE MUSIC SO ALL OF MY OPINIONS ARE FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD. BUT WHAT IS THE MUSIC?
In what way is it moronic?
Don't just insult one of the most recent successful Broadway shows without further backing your claim as to why it's bad.
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:14:12 AM
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD THE MUSIC SO ALL OF MY OPINIONS ARE FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD. BUT WHAT IS THE MUSIC?
GOOD MUSIC
A BIT OF SWEARING THOUGH
I DON'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW!!! I'M KIND OF SLEEPY AND LOOPY SO I AM NOT IN FULL CONTROL OF MY FINGERS!!! ;D
WHAT STYLE OF MUSIC?!!!
SAME BRO
IT HIPHOP
BUT GOOD HIPHOP
Wow. *facepaw*
Rap. Hip hop. And normal musical songs.
The first two of those ruin everything. Any chance it had of being good is now squashed. Ruining history with that drivel? Abominable!
Whatcha facepawing at?
I've only heard some of the musics so idk man.
I imagine it's the politics + historical portrayal that some people dislike.
Del's toxicity.
Show him some Hamilton.
TOXICITY?! HOW IS THAT TOXICITY?! ;D
Anything anti-Hamilton is toxic.
Your face is toxic.
THERE IS A SONG SUNG BY KING GEORGE THE THIRD DEL. HOW CAN IT NOT BE GOOD
Maudie, you are my face.
Now Maudie is defending me...yay... ;D
OH really sah?
Music is like candy, to be enjoyed, first you must remove the rappers!
BECAUSE IT IS NOT ACTUALLY KING GEORGE III AND MOST LIKELY THEY HAVE WARPED WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
Ash take back what you have said about Maudie! Insulting Maudie so harshly!
ASH SHOW THIS MAN SOME HAMILTON
How he could insult you so is very alarming. He couldn't blame any other creature for his face. ;D
They did twist history, just as I expected!
Blame for?
That would be my mother and father.
Accuse of being?
That would be Maudie.
You're makin' no mcsense.
Of course I'm not making mcsense! But what is confusing to you?
Everything
Your grammar.
...okay... ;D
Not my grandma!
Nevah! Maudie, thy grammar is faultless! It falls upon the written word as dew upon a leaf on a summer morning! ;D
Lol
*High-Fives Maudie*
Why are people High-fiving now?
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:30:54 AM
Nevah! Maudie, thy grammar is faultless! It falls upon the written word as dew upon a leaf on a summer morning! ;D
*Swoons.*
Because you are being drafted into war.
Excellent! Which war?
Civil War.
YOU ARE BEING FORCED TO JOIN THE UNION.
Go march around the block and report back to me when you're done.
/me marches around a Duplo that is lying on the floor. Reports back.
Good. Welcome to the army, Private.
Quote from: Maudie on August 17, 2017, 05:32:17 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:30:54 AM
Nevah! Maudie, thy grammar is faultless! It falls upon the written word as dew upon a leaf on a summer morning! ;D
*Swoons.*
SHIP SHIP SHIP
Boat boat boat...
raft raft raft...
Canoe, canoe, canoe!
Kayak, kayak, kayak!
FRIGATE, FRIGATE, FRIGATE!
You silly little pickle. You silly little peas. You think that working round will bring this city to its knees? The awesome powers of this wall, we've clearly demonstrated, ach! Out there in the hot, hot sun, perhaps you're dehydrated?
Was really confused about what you were saying, Teer, but now I'm thinking it's probably from Veggietales?
Aye ;D
Yep.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:44:07 AM
BONJOUR! WEE WEE!
Welcome to France.
Would you like to buy a baigette or a croissant? Ho-ho-ho!
Isn't it baguette? I've already had a couple of croissants today.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Booklover on May 10, 2020, 11:44:00 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:44:07 AM
BONJOUR! WEE WEE!
Welcome to France.
Would you like to buy a baigette or a croissant? Ho-ho-ho!
Isn't it baguette? I've already had a couple of croissants today.
It is, just like it's "oui oui" and I'm fairly sure Ashleg knew that ;)
Who knows?
Oui.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 03:34:25 PM
Spoiler
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Ouch...Why'd you have to do this to me...
Don't get so cut up about it,
Wee wee.
Spoiler
Yes, I know that's not how ya spell it. :laugh:
...yeah...that's what my littlest brother says when he needs to go to the toilet.
'Ello my Frenchies. Come to the Eiffel Tower. Wee Wee...
'Kay. *Comes to the Eiffel tower*
Legend has it that Russa is still at the Eiffel Tower.
This topic is a gem. I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. ;D
oi oi baguette monsuier
Wee wee. Monsiour baguette.
hon hon hon crossoint
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 19, 2020, 09:10:41 PM
Wee wee. Spoiler
Yes, I know that's not how ya spell it. :laugh:
Bon jaw. Jer my apple Lee aim. Jay cans ons.
Wee wee, mademoiselle. *le burns down le Eiffel Tower*
Non, non! *le burnés down l'Eiffel Tower*
*Dances on the ashes*
baget
Quote from: Verdauga on May 25, 2021, 12:24:13 PM
Legend has it that Russa is still at the Eiffel Tower.
*Pokes my head out of a cardboard box underneath the Eiffel Tower that I've been living in since July 20, 2020* The legend is true.
OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Yes! Bring on the guillotine!
YER FAAAACE
BECAUSE SEB'S FAAAACE
*Seb's face does the wiggle*
*Yeets guillotine over*
*yeets Sebias into the burning Eiffel Tower*
It's burning?!
*Picks up my cardboard box and runs away*
*l'Eiffel Tower runs away from the burning cardboard box*
*Clings to it* MOMMYYYYYY!
*le Eiffel Tower is in Persia because it is sick and tired of Paris*
>.>
<.<
I want my money back. I didn't pack sunscreen.
Keep your money if you want to use it for sunscreen, then.
decapitation my dudes
Perhaps not.
No, we'll decapitate his dudes
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baguette?
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cwasson?
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I feel like I've missed something here.
I guess I'll just sit back and enjoy the chaos.
My, how cosmopolitan of you. ::)
Le oh, le pardon le moi, le did I not le mention I am le enjoying le view from le top of le Eiffel Tower, le monsieur banana le duck? It's a le tres bien le view.
My, how stereotypical.
It's not being stereotypical. It's being sarcastic in French.