Bob and I are getting married.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/255875162862256128/358629054389288960/image.jpg?width=300&height=300)
Don't ask, this was Ash's idea.
Bob: "Hi, I'm Bob."
Rosie is married to four things now?
You're kids are going to be sooo cute!
Quote from: Delthion on September 16, 2017, 04:22:09 PM
Rosie is married to four things now?
Nah, Ash and I got a divorce.
She's lying, we're still getting married, she's just also getting married to Bob.
NO.
YOU MURDERED MY FRIENDS, I AM NOT MARRYING YOU.
...so now you're marrying someone based on the advice of someone that was to be your husband but murdered all of your friends? That makes LOTS of sense! ;D
YOU ARE MARRYING ME AND THAT'S FINAL.
NO
*SLAPS*
*murders more friends*
I don't care about un-named friends.
OH, I can name them.
Their names?
Gonff.
He looks like one of my ghosties.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Ghosties_zpstazl1oko.jpeg)
I keep them in a jar.
@Rosie Willowwater Del literally ATE you and many of your friends, but you were still okay with marrying him. ;D
Yes, but eating isn't murdering.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 16, 2017, 05:15:03 PM
OH, I can name them.
Their names?
Gonff.
HOW. DARE. YOU. *Stabs Ash in the stomach*
Who's Bob?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 16, 2017, 06:06:08 PM
Yes, but eating isn't murdering.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 16, 2017, 05:15:03 PM
OH, I can name them.
Their names?
Gonff.
HOW. DARE. YOU. *Stabs Ash in the stomach*
In what world is eating not murdering? ;D
In every world!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2017, 05:32:33 PM
He looks like one of my ghosties.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Ghosties_zpstazl1oko.jpeg)
I keep them in a jar.
Your fursona is strange.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 16, 2017, 08:58:58 PM
In every world!
WRONG.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 16, 2017, 04:19:38 PM
Bob and I are getting married.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/255875162862256128/358629054389288960/image.jpg?width=300&height=300)
Don't ask, this was Ash's idea.
This is Bob.
*has already seen that pic but is still confused*
Quote from: Ashleg on September 16, 2017, 09:06:07 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2017, 05:32:33 PM
He looks like one of my ghosties.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Ghosties_zpstazl1oko.jpeg)
I keep them in a jar.
Your fursona is strange.
Would you prefer the mountain lion?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 16, 2017, 11:23:39 PM
*has already seen that pic but is still confused*
The ghost is Bob. Ash got him on sale at Kohl's.
Wow, they think of everything these days. Now there are even mail order grooms! ;D
Better than microwave families.
(http://www.keeline.com/Bobbsey/G%26D1940sDJ.jpg)
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2017, 09:42:33 PM
Wow, they think of everything these days. Now there are even mail order grooms! ;D
He was the only one and was 50% off.
Discount husband. Fantastic.
discount husband is best husband for rosie
:'(
This confuses me greatly.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 21, 2017, 05:38:53 PM
discount husband is best husband for rosie
Too much, man.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 21, 2017, 05:38:53 PM
discount husband is best husband for rosie
Which is why you married her right?
Ohh!
Y'all need to be nicer to Rosie.
*Pats Maudie on the head*
Thanks friend.
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2017, 07:52:57 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on September 21, 2017, 05:38:53 PM
discount husband is best husband for rosie
Which is why you married her right?
We're getting married in December. You, Gonff, and Bob already married her.
Don't you dare speak badly about Gonff.
...
;D
What?
He mentioned Gonff, Bob, and me. You only said don't you dare speak badly about Gonff. ;D
Good observation. ;)
DELTHION IS WEIRD AND I'M SPEAKING BADLY ABOUT HIM
WHAT IS HE, EVEN?
A GRIM REAPER LION?
OH MY GOSH.
Delthion.
Dethlion.
Death lion.
THREE CHANGES MAKE HIM "DEATH LION".
THREE SIDES AND CORNERS OF A TRIANGLE.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
DELTHION IS THE GRIM REAPER LION OF THE ILLUMINATI.
SPREAD THE WORD.
HE MUST BE STOPPED.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
OH MY GOSH SEE??
DELTHION HAS TWO EYES.
I USED TWO QUESTION MARKS.
TWO MINUS ONE IS ONE.
IF I TAKE AWAY ONE OF DELTHION'S EYES AND PUT IT IN A TRIANGLE, IT'S ILLUMINATI!
HOW DID WE NOT REALIZE THIS BEFORE?!
Well well well. They have finally discovered our plot. For how obvious we were making it, they were very slow. But now that we are finally found out how shall we eradicate them?
D:
The melting point for these pitiful creatures is still inconsistent. They seem to show great duress under our experimentation, but how indeed shall we eradicate them?
*Floats around some more*
Luckily you can't kill what's already dead.
But we have indeed proven through extensive experimentation that we can kill what is UNdead.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/7Nqg9hGNUvmSI/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2017, 03:24:10 AM
But we have indeed proven through extensive experimentation that we can kill what is UNdead.
I'm not undead though.
Oh do not fear little creatures. The process is relatively painless and quick.
But Rosie, all ghosts are undead, if you are not a ghost then you are dead since you have already been killed.
I am neither.
Then you are alive and your life force will be extinguished. As we have already said, it is a relatively painless and short process.
I am not alive either.
You are living in denial. As most human creatures, you are pitifully frightened of death. You are alive and simply denying the truth of that fact. As such you will be the first test subject.
*Steps forward* I am by no means afraid of death. I fear for the death of others yes, but my own life can be taken without protest.
Very well, then we will have no problem with our experimentation.
Qwut
I know, Del got creepy.
Del thinks that using big words will make us disregard his constant rephrasing of the same content.
Not workin'.
Heh.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 05:17:45 AM
Del thinks that using big words will make us disregard his constant rephrasing of the same content.
Not workin'.
No, we are merely trying to drive this matter into your heads. We have frequently encountered creatures such as yourselves incapable of retaining knowledge unless we repeated it to them several times. That is our reason for repeating the same "content" as you put it.
Are You (capitalized because it's the royal 'you') willing to stand in front of the Schternian Council, ye barbarians?
*revives* Hmm, top marks, Wot! Wot!
The first thing that comes to mind when I read the topic title
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HnmDtgRoEec/Tt5FlrvyQPI/AAAAAAAABC0/bEpQeXi6QnU/s1600/10-+The+Bobbsey+Twins.JPG)
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2017, 05:32:33 PM
He looks like one of my ghosties.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Ghosties_zpstazl1oko.jpeg)
I keep them in a jar.
That...looks like something I would draw...
How imteresting. I couldn't see the image until on the reply page thing in the topic summary.
Edit: but I can see it now.
*looks closely at drawing*
*Reads topic* :o Imteresting...
Aye...indeed..
Very, very imteresting.
I wish Delthion was still around. He sounded pretty cool.
He was last on in January. Perhaps he'll return.
When I guested the forums the other day, and saw this with eighteen replies on it and at the top of the Cellars, I thought Rosie just made it.
Hah.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2020, 08:50:53 AM
He was last on in January. Perhaps he'll return.
Maybe.
Eh, probably not.