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Title: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 16, 2017, 03:42:47 AM
The thread where y'all have a conversation where you all mimic my opinions and mannerisms to create some humor.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 16, 2017, 04:05:12 AM
*Finger guns*
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on November 16, 2017, 05:13:45 AM
Babies are gross.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Maudie on November 16, 2017, 06:16:17 AM
This is one hai censor! awesome thread.

EDIT: Heck. This hecking filter filters everything.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 16, 2017, 05:29:31 PM
Yeah, it is, I know. ;D

Finally someone agrees with me about *spoiler 'cause it's nasty*
Spoiler
babies
[close]
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Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 16, 2017, 10:16:58 PM
*Peeks into spoiler*
ASHLEG!!! How dare you put such a disgusting thing in there! It's off to the Cellar with you!
*looks round*
TO THE ATTIC!!!
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on November 17, 2017, 01:22:46 AM
Why, so he can die and respawn again? Infinite lifespan.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 02:20:37 AM
Why would I die by going in the attic?
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on November 17, 2017, 03:25:36 AM
Because we would leave you there with all the black widows and funnel web spiders and taipans and pit vipers and all manner of deadly things.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 04:14:36 AM
I like spiders! I torture Rosie with them.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 17, 2017, 07:09:00 PM
(http://www.nairnfeis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/accordion.jpg)
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 18, 2017, 07:31:27 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 02:20:37 AM
Why would I die by going in the attic?
Well I couldn't send you to the cellar. You were already there.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 18, 2017, 04:30:33 PM
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!


That was bad.

*Grabs HIAG's accordion and flings it at Delana's head*
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 21, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
You missed.






MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 04:20:19 PM
Your mom.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 25, 2017, 03:03:45 PM
YO MAMA. 8)
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 04:58:15 AM
YO DADA. O0
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on November 27, 2017, 05:20:52 AM
Yo pama.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 05:09:57 PM
Wat.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on November 27, 2017, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 27, 2017, 05:20:52 AM
Yo pama.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on November 30, 2017, 08:14:04 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 05:09:57 PM
Wat.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 01, 2017, 04:01:39 AM
Papa + mama = Pama
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 01, 2017, 05:07:24 AM
Mama MIA.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 01, 2017, 05:11:49 AM
Schmot guy.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 01, 2017, 03:43:34 PM
Plumbers
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2017, 02:05:54 AM
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 06, 2017, 01:36:53 PM
Was a
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 06, 2017, 02:19:53 PM
Plumber.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Lady Amber on December 06, 2017, 07:55:02 PM
Who ate fish.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 02:24:11 AM
He
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:30:11 AM
Was made of
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 07, 2017, 02:40:28 AM
Dust particles and small children's nightmares.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 03:17:55 AM
But he lost all
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 10:09:38 PM
his appendages in a
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 11:08:36 PM
freak muffin accident.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Lady Amber on December 08, 2017, 12:31:24 AM
when he rode his scooter into a bakery.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 05:23:27 AM
His poor grandma said
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 05:33:34 AM
You have ruined it.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 01:15:14 PM
And then she
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 09, 2017, 03:22:54 AM
Began to eat raw onions with a plastic spork.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 09, 2017, 03:57:09 PM
Frosty started crying because he did not like
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2017, 05:02:35 PM
Sporks.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigidea/images/6/69/Sporks.png/revision/latest?cb=20141227164152)
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Lady Amber on December 09, 2017, 05:37:02 PM
His grandma shoved the spork down his throat
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 09, 2017, 06:05:31 PM
Which killed him. The end.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2017, 07:09:42 PM
But the end is only the beginning. For as Frosty promised...he was resurrected on Christmas Day!
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 06:01:49 PM
The mistake that was made was not destroying the hat.

My younger sister is scared of/hates Frosty.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 10:53:29 PM
Your younger sister is not here.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 11:20:16 PM
Just a fun fact.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 14, 2017, 01:14:27 PM
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/christmasspecials/images/f/fb/Frosty-the-snowman-and-hinkle.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20161111194401)

Show it to her.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 14, 2017, 01:50:26 PM
I have.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 14, 2017, 05:20:31 PM
What did she do? Flip?
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 14, 2017, 06:08:43 PM
Just went on about how he's actually an evil dictator.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 15, 2017, 03:32:29 AM
So I am one and the same with him.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 15, 2017, 04:03:27 AM
You're not trying to brainwash little kids.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 15, 2017, 05:45:03 PM
Try telling that to Rosie.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 15, 2017, 06:09:38 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 15, 2017, 06:12:03 PM
._.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 15, 2017, 07:16:35 PM
I've never seen Star Wars and don't really care!
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 15, 2017, 08:30:39 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 19, 2017, 12:00:21 AM
Sturr Werrz.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Delthion on December 19, 2017, 01:37:15 AM
Stare Wars
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Lady Amber on December 19, 2017, 01:38:05 AM
Rare Wars.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 19, 2017, 04:02:59 AM
Pare Wars.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: The Skarzs on December 19, 2017, 05:47:32 AM
Humbug.
Title: Re: If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg
Post by: Ashleg on December 19, 2017, 01:13:09 PM
HAMBURG. Bah!