Someone posts a petty problem (for example, "My dad got me a white yacht but I wanted a red one,") and the person below them must make it into a real problem ("My dad got me a white yacht but I wanted a red one, so he threw me off it!")
I'll start:
I have too much food. :(
but it's all poisoned and you can not find other food so you will either starve or be poisoned
So dark. 8) You were supposed to post a problem too.
Oh well. I'll do it.
My cable is slow!
That's because you're in a cable car. The cable has snapped, and you are plummeting to your doom.
This is Oban 14, I wanted Oban 21.
Its actually sweet cider from Costco
There are too many drones in the sky!
they're military drones attacking you for no reason
my Christmas tree is to tall
And it's so tall it broke through the roof of your house.
My carpet has a stain on it.
That stain is an impervious flesh-eating bacteria, and you just stepped on the stain...
My computer is too slow.
The computer has important financial information on the screen, and everyone who walks past can see it.
My dog smells bad! :(
Because he has toxic chemicals in a vial in his mouth and now you have been exposed to them and you will die, don't worry your dog is not harmed
You need to post a problem.
I can't think of a new year resolution
The reason you can't think of a New Years' Resolution is because you don't have a brain, and therefore can't think of anything at all!
I got a gift card to a store I don't like.
Ninja'd
The reason that you can't think of a New Years Resolution is that you are undergoing a brain transplant.
I am grossed out by retainers.
The reason you dislike the store is because they are going to sell your body parts.
...Because retainers can control what you say remotely and inhibit freedom of speech.
I don't like broccoli
You don't like broccoli because it causes you physical pain to smell, look at or touch it.
This chair is uncomfortable!
Because it is covered with spikes
I don't like to drink soda
...Because all of the world's soft drink supply was poisoned
My phone ran out of battery.
Actually, you're wrong. The battery ran out of the phone, and is is trying to consume your flesh.
I have to drive for 3 1/2 hours on Saturday.
But you had to because you were being chased by zombified ultramarathon runners and you were in a Prius.
My English class is boring
(Don't want to post anything so just disregard this in the game. ;D)
Wow, just driving a Prius would've been suffering enough... ;D
Your English classroom is boring down on you and it's so heavy you may die. :o
A cat looked at me.
A Cat looked at ye...BECAUZE Ye are a Mouze covered from 'ead-tae-toe in Catnip UND Fizh.
Ah dinane loike ze Yugioh ARC-V openin' 'tune'.
You don't like it because it controls your mind whenever you listen to it and makes you do irrational things.
The voice Recorded Books chose for Silvamord in Bellmaker is high pitched and annoying, and Urgan Nagru's voice is too deep and you don't like it