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Bananas are terrible and foul and vile, not to mention disgusting and slimy and have a weird texture.

Organic bananas are awesome.

Quote from: The Witessss on February 06, 2019, 10:17:59 PM
Bananas are terrible and foul and vile, not to mention disgusting and slimy and have a weird texture.

not to forget that they also are mushy. it is the only fruit that is mushy. wwwhhhyyyyy,hhy,yyyyyy!!!!!! why must I have a potassium defficieny?? why has God forsken me?! 

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I am allergic ;D

I  only wish I was!

I mean I ate a banana a couple hours ago. And it was ok, but every time I eat a banana I always have banana breath. >8(

traitor!! how could you eat the enemy? you must puncture them and make their insides outsides!! BBbbwwhhaahhaahhhaaa!!

I've had two today.

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 06, 2019, 11:07:50 PM
I am allergic ;D

HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 06, 2019, 11:07:50 PM
I am allergic ;D

Allergy buddies!!! I can eat them cooked, but not raw. :)

But they're gross too, so.

What is wrong with you guys.

nothing is wrong with them, what is wrong with you??

Bananas are good. The are probably the most popular fruit in America. They're easy to eat, they have a subtle flavor, and clean up is easy. What's not to like?

the texture and the 'subtile flavor' that is exactly what.

Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2019, 11:42:43 PM
Bananas are good. The are probably the most popular fruit in America. They're easy to eat, they have a subtle flavor, and clean up is easy. What's not to like?

Bananas are wrong, Skarzsles. Like, they were totally different in the 40's? But then there was a disease that killed them all, and science screwed up the recreation.
Bananas ought to still taste like banana laffy Taffy.

*waves hand in front of Blue's face back and forth* banana laffy-taffy? that is disgusting!!!!!! BBbbllleecccckkkk!!!!

FALSEHOOD!

Banana Laffy-Taffy is excellent.

TREASON!!!! banana laffy-taffy is rejected in my house, very unpopular and icky gross. the only suitable laffy-taffy are grape and strawberry.

Strawberry Laffy Taffy is the only other valid flavor.

Quote from: BlueRose on February 06, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
Bananas are wrong, Skarzsles. Like, they were totally different in the 40's? But then there was a disease that killed them all, and science screwed up the recreation.
Bananas ought to still taste like banana laffy Taffy.

Well, from what I heard it was a completely different breed of bananas.

Also, you anti-banana people might get your wish. There is a disease destroying the common banana too.

I compete on bananas. They are my fuel.

Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2019, 04:21:58 AM
Well, from what I heard it was a completely different breed of bananas.

Also, you anti-banana people might get your wish. There is a disease destroying the common banana too.

Idunno, tbh, I don't like bananas enough to look up banana history. (and isn't that a sentence I've never thought I'd say?)

I don't want bananas to vanish! Banana bread is too good for that!

Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2019, 11:35:51 PM
HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.

Ask that to my immune system ;D

And teeeechnically it isn't a full allergy, but a weird feeling I get when eating it in my throat because it is somehow related to a kind of pollen I am really allergic to.

I am also "allergic" to kiwi, cantelope, avocado, some other stuff I don't remember, and cucumbers bother my throat a little bit.

Good heavens.

kiwi and pineapple and unripe wild raspberries make my tongue itch like crazy and by the time i'm done scratching it with my teeth, I've sanded down more than a couple of my taste buds, and this lasts for hours. but they are worth it. I  suffer for you, kiwi, pineapple, and unripe raspberries!!

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 07, 2019, 02:44:22 PM
Ask that to my immune system ;D

And teeeechnically it isn't a full allergy, but a weird feeling I get when eating it in my throat because it is somehow related to a kind of pollen I am really allergic to.

I am also "allergic" to kiwi, cantelope, avocado, some other stuff I don't remember, and cucumbers bother my throat a little bit.

Time to make @Rosie Willowwater some scrambled eggs with kiwi, cantaloupe, avocado, cucumber, and banana.  ;D ;D ;D

that sounds like it will have a interesting result... Don't ever go to Ash's house for a meal, Rosie.

Sounds delightful!

Quote from: Ashleg on February 07, 2019, 11:36:14 PM
Time to make @Rosie Willowwater some scrambled eggs with kiwi, cantaloupe, avocado, cucumber, and banana.  ;D ;D ;D

Don't forget nuts and milk.

by the time Rosie is finished, she want to give Ash and Skarz some skarz themselves!!

hey, I changed the poll so you can all vote again.

Rosie won't even think about giving me skarz.
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I bet as soon as she sees our posts she will immediately think it.

Quote from: The Witessss on February 08, 2019, 12:36:49 AM
by the time Rosie is finished, she want to give Ash and Skarz some skarz themselves!!

hey, I changed the poll so you can all vote again.

*scars

Wait wait wait. @The Witessss Why would you eat unripe raspberries? They're amazing ripe!

Right? We have them growing wild at our house, and they are just about the tastiest things in the world.

Know what is good unripe?


Bananas.

No joke.

Quite true.

Quote from: The Skarzs on February 08, 2019, 03:48:49 AM
Right? We have them growing wild at our house, and they are just about the tastiest things in the world.

we have a 15 acre property and they grow like crazy at our house (they are always better if they are homegrown), and I do like them ripe better, but sometimes I can't wait for them to get into season, or my brothers get a handful of ripe ones but have unripe ones in it, and if I eat them, it itches like crazy. the dark red-purply ones are the very best of the best, though.

Ah okay, that's fair.

i really like bananas tbh what's the problem wit them

       Banana's are the best, they keep your muscles working nicely (crucial for lifeguards, so I may be biased). Not to mention, they're one of the few fruits you can use with icecream/custard in order to improve flavor.

Indeed.

well, now i know not to be a lifeguard. Bananas! Bleck!! and though caramel improves anything's flavor, that's just because it is caramel.

Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on February 24, 2019, 04:28:28 AM
i really like bananas tbh what's the problem wit them

Nothing. These people have mutated taste buds.

Quote from: The Witessss on February 24, 2019, 07:36:52 PM
Bananas! Bleck!! and though caramel improves anything's flavor, that's just because it is caramel.

never mind about that. i take it back. Caramel doesn't improve the taste of the banana, it just worsens the taste of the caramel.

Bananas are good.

Quote from: Ashleg on February 08, 2019, 03:51:27 AM
Know what is good unripe?


Bananas.

No joke.

Unripe bananas are kinda gross. They're too hard.

they're better than the ripe ones. they have less flavor and less texture. there are only three foods i cant stand:

-bananas. (shocker)
-oatmeal. (disgusting)
-raw carrots.

the ironic thing is that i like fried bananas, oatmeal raisin cookies, and cooked carrots. every other food i like or at least don't hate.

Amazing foods in every sense of the word:

-Bananas (Absolutely amazing)
-Raw Carrots (Also amazing)

-bananas. (Not a favorite)
-oatmeal. (love)
-raw carrots (love)

bah humbug.

what exactly is a humbug??

To be exact,
hum·bug
/ˈhəmˌbəɡ/
noun
1.
deceptive or false talk or behavior.
"his comments are sheer humbug"
synonyms:   hypocrisy, hypocritical talk/behavior, sanctimoniousness, posturing, cant, empty talk; More
2.
BRITISH
a hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint.
verb
verb: humbug; 3rd person present: humbugs; past tense: humbugged; past participle: humbugged; gerund or present participle: humbugging
1.
deceive; trick.
"to humbug his humble neighbors was not difficult"
synonyms:   deceive, trick, delude, mislead, fool, hoodwink, dupe, hoax, take in, beguile, bamboozle, gull, cheat;

I think i'm goin' for the first definition.
BAH HUMBUG!!

oatmeal, bananas, carrots, why do poeple have to like them?? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!!??

don't worry, I'l eat all the bananas so you don't have to...(once I ate 25 bananas in three days...)

Wow.

I would have eaten them all but Dad wanted a banana cake...

At least you didn't fall out of a tree after eating them all.

*blinks* I wasn't in a tree...