like the girly thread.....but for boys.
That doesn't work. Guys don't usually talk about stuff like girls do.
Aye, we uzually juzt get intae pointlezz fightz...
*Draws sword* Totally.
*sets up heavy machine gun* lets"talk!"
Wish I didn't have to do this...
*Sets up nuclear frog cannon*
oh well *earth explodes*
HAH!!! I was on a space ship!
This is odd...but I may fit more into this thread then I do the girl's thread.
if you want to do that you will have to dodge my bullets!
Quote from: W0NWILL on October 28, 2012, 02:30:36 AM
This is odd...but I may fit more into this thread then I do the girl's thread.
I think Tiria Widlough would too.
ok boys....and girls would any one like to start a conversation?
Who play sports?
not me!
Guys: What do you like in a girl?
eeeerrrrrrrr
has to like redwall
can change a tyre
loves nature
likes fast rides in fast cars!
^^ hard to say, I know what I don't like about them.....Like when they screem when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that?? But other times I think they can be fun to be with.
ok, do you prefer tough girls or girls who want protection?
Well I would most likely go for those who want portection...but not too sissy.
That's good. I saw a video where a guy touched grabbed this one guy's girlfriend, and her boyfriend defended her.
i would go beserk and tear him limb from limb!
Woo! Boy stuff!....What exactly is classed as boy stuff anyway? I've never the most 'boy-y' if you will, I was in a family full of girls! Girls everywhere, not a boy cousin or brother in sight! :(
Quote from: Skipper on October 28, 2012, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 03:24:29 AM
can change a tyre
You would want her to change a tire???
its just to see if she can do stuff for herself when im not around.she may get a flat tyre!
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 09:11:16 PM
Quote from: Skipper on October 28, 2012, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 03:24:29 AM
can change a tyre
You would want her to change a tire???
its just to see if she can do stuff for herself when im not around.she may get a flat tyre!
Not to be rude but it's spelled tire
no its tyre
Okay
do you like wolves,they are my favorite animal.
Wolves are cool. I went to a wolf sanctuary with my school. I saw grey wolves, timber wolves, and black wolves.
wow that must have been amazing!.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 28, 2012, 09:39:44 PM
Not to be rude but it's spelled tire
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 09:45:56 PM
no its tyre
Actually, you're both right. Tire is the American spelling, but phoenixfoden is from New Zealand, which uses British English, so he spells it tyre.
oh, Ok. Thanks for that fact, I didn't know that. I learned something new :)
me at home...
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my bro...
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Hi-Five to All Men!
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 28, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
Wolves are cool. I went to a wolf sanctuary with my school. I saw grey wolves, timber wolves, and black wolves.
Aren't Black wolves just Timber wolves or Grey wolves.
I just find it hilarious, the fact that in the Girly Thread, we're talking about makeup and what you like about guys. In the Guys Thread, you guys are talking about wolves. If only the Girly Thread talked about stuff like that!
Quote from: Skipper on October 29, 2012, 01:46:46 PM
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 28, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
Wolves are cool. I went to a wolf sanctuary with my school. I saw grey wolves, timber wolves, and black wolves.
Aren't Black wolves just Timber wolves or Grey wolves.
I don't know. Maybe.,
I'm more of a tomboy, so if you don't mind I'll just shuffle in here.
So, does anyone here like pokemon?
I don't....i'm not into video games, not my thing really.
Pokemon. No. Gotta destroy 'em all. All record that it ever existed, that is.
any one like robin hood?
YES I read the book by Roger Lancelyn Green......good book ......and I have watch some of the Feacher length films about the subject.
I used to watch the Disney version all the time.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 28, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
Wolves are cool. I went to a wolf sanctuary with my school. I saw grey wolves, timber wolves, and black wolves.
Was that in Boston (or at least nearby)? My brother went to a wolf sanctuary in Boston when he was in the US.
Wow..... Someone actually made this thread! :D
UH-OH! UNKNOWN'S gone Rambo on us!
*ducks*
Zwanz!
whats you favorite car?
Is it just me or are there more girl users than guys ??? As for cars, I don't know.
The new Ford Mustang, in navy with a white stripe.
What do I like best in a girl? She has to be a good friend to me because I don't date women XD
I do like wolves, I recently was about a foot away from a Mexican grey wolf at the Cleveland Zoo. Was amazing. My favorite animals are rats though.
I like the pokemon games, but never got into the TCG. I do play Magic: The Gathering and am working my way up to competing in tournament play for it.
Who here has long hair (meaning grown over your ears)? I can't stand it on myself, it's weird having it on my neck. I get a clean 4 on the sides and back and then have them cut the top with scissors. Kinda the classic "guy" cut I suppose.
lol i had my hair so long i had to hold it out of my eyes when i was reading and got 10 detentions in a row until they gave up giving them to me for not having it cut!
as for my favorite car nothing beats a classic dodge.if i could have one it would be a 1969 challenger hemi!
Zpiderman.
How about sword play?
Aye aye. *throwz a sword at him*
Ninatos and broadswords and sabres and rapiers and estocs and katana and wakizashi and foils and epees and short swords and...
Catz!
What are you doing here? You girls get all mad when we post on your topic, but it's fine for you to interrupt ours?
Yep. And zombie and son o psyco were here.
Stray cats. Ugh.
Dogs win!!!
Dogs are the best!
Big dogs that can rip people to shreds! ;D
And cats.
Quote from: AxeHound on November 03, 2012, 08:06:16 PM
Big dogs that can rip people to shreds! ;D
i like dobermanns and terriers!
Otters are better!
Otters are awesome!
Otters are unbeatable
Wolves beat all!!!!
Otters beat wolves!
Why does it matter?
Why does it matter?wolves are awesom thats why
!!!!(otters are too)
Hmmm, wolves would pwn otters.
Exactly :P
Not in Redwall.
The closest thing to a wolf in redwall is a wolf fox. A real one would clean up!!!!
Wolves are epic and so are otters!
Otters in real life are awesomely deadly. Are there any other wolves in the series?
Only the dead one mentioned in the bellmaker.
I think wolves would be awesome good guys like the badgers in redwall.
Otters are also referred to as "River Dogs" so I guess they are a two in one.
Anyone a warriors fan? I just got in to the wild!
I am.
I know I'm not a guy, but I heard Warriors and my head just snapped up. It's like: What? Warriors? Did somebody say Warriors?! (You can tell I'm a fan)
whats your favorite book?
Um, probably one of the original series' books. I can't pick an absolute favorite. It's like trying to pick a favorite food (lasagna if it's food, ice cream if it's dessert) or a favorite animal (owls, cats, wolves, dragons, and horses).
whos your favorite cat?
From the first series (Warriors): Firepaw. Second (The New Prophecy): Squirrelpaw and Crowpaw. Third (The Power of Three): Jaypaw and Falling Leaves. Fourth (Omen of the Stars): Dovepaw and Ivypaw.
Read All Series Before Reading This (Even Though You're Probably Going to Read This Already)
Fireheart/star, Squirrelflight, Crowfeather, Jayfeather, Dovewing and Ivypool.
they look like cool books.im just finishing midnights sun:a story of wolves by garry kilworth.it looks alot like the wariors series.
Warriors was awesome! Survivors looks horrible.
Quote from: Flandor on November 01, 2012, 08:19:11 PM
Who here has long hair (meaning grown over your ears)? I can't stand it on myself, it's weird having it on my neck. I get a clean 4 on the sides and back and then have them cut the top with scissors. Kinda the classic "guy" cut I suppose.
I did. Got my first hair cut for aaages yesterday though. It feels weird. :D
I hate long hair, I'm going to get a haircut at the weekend.
Girls,do you like guys with long or short hair?
It depends. Do they look good with long hair? Do they look good with short hair? Though, if they look good with both, I kinda prefer hair that's between long and short. Maybe hair that comes down their forehead sort of length. No, not Justin Bieber hair. His hairdo doesn't look bad, but still... I mean, it's Justin Bieber... That would be weird...
I had hair so long i could make it touch my chin
Whoa. I can't even do that, and I'm a girl! (My hair is really short lol)
My hair is finally chin length. it used to be like a crew cut. I liked it better that way
Lol this is the boys thread and were talking about haircuts!
Yup.
My hair is long. I want it short though.
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 08, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
Lol this is the boys thread and were talking about haircuts!
Ha ha! I need my hair trimmed again. I'm thinking of taking a risk cutting it short in summer 2013.
Im going to get one soon
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on November 08, 2012, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 08, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
Lol this is the boys thread and were talking about haircuts!
Ha ha! I need my hair trimmed again. I'm thinking of taking a risk cutting it short in summer 2013.
Do it! Get short hair! I love my short hair, and it feels great in the summer.
Quote from: Rainshadow on November 10, 2012, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on November 08, 2012, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 08, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
Lol this is the boys thread and were talking about haircuts!
Ha ha! I need my hair trimmed again. I'm thinking of taking a risk cutting it short in summer 2013.
Do it! Get short hair! I love my short hair, and it feels great in the summer.
I think I will, I just won't get it like a Miley Cyrus haircut... Lol
(http://frontrowmonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/liptt2.jpeg)
You should get that one! Lol, unless you don't want to be called a guy. In that case, don't get that haircut! I have it and I'm called: Sir, señor, dude, etc.
Oh NO this becoming a Girl thread! Who here has ridden a 4 weeler?
Me!
Oyzterz!
^have feet.
Sheesh! Any time a dude posted in the girls thread they flipped out at us!
:P
Lolz,theres about one whole page about haircuts on this thread!
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 11, 2012, 02:39:54 AM
Lolz,theres about one whole page about haircuts on this thread!
Then someone should make a thread for haircuts!
Well, technically you started it, Phoenix. I just continued it. And Redwallfan7 helped!
I might buy an antique saber. It was made in 1871!
Wow, cool. How much does it cost?
My german Grandfather gave me two swords.
its $65. Arnt you glad I insisted we go there, brother dear?
* whispers* ...i think we stole enough girls from the girls forum...
Sad thing is, I fit in more on the Boys' Thread than I do on the Girls' Thread. Eh, I guess it's 'cause I'm a tomboy. Oh well.
The sword is $65.00. I think I can buy it.
oh, you think you can...
Don't be sarcastic and leave our topic.
Were out numbered by the girls!
Oh no.
What will we do?
why are you worrying? were not attaking!
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Hold that thought.
The title should be changed to:
Boys thread -WARNING! Girls are taking over-
^^^ haha nice
Very true.
Hey guys! What say we go trash THEIR topic! :P
That would be mean. we're not trashing your topic, and thiers only 2 of us on here.
Not trashing our topic? NOT TRASHING OUR TOPIC!? You gals come in here talking about hair, and things of that sort and you don't call that trashing our topic!?!?!
Technically, it was Flandor who started talking about hair. We just continued it. And I only posted here because in the Girls' Thread, they only talk about clothes and makeup and stuff.
Well thats what most girls talk about.....Who here shots bow and arrows?
ME!
The sheriff does,im nearly as good as robin hood
(flandor started it)
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on November 13, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
Well thats what most girls talk about.....Who here shots bow and arrows?
I take offense at that post! :P I hate makeup! And pink! Also, I like archery, and own a (rather simple) bow and a few arrows. They're purple though... Ah well, I just steal my brother's and use his (they work better than mine do!).
Hey! My sheriff uniform is pink and purple!
Paradox!
Quote from: Rainshadow on November 14, 2012, 01:10:58 AM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on November 13, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
Well thats what most girls talk about.....Who here shots bow and arrows?
I take offense at that post! :P I hate makeup! And pink! Also, I like archery, and own a (rather simple) bow and a few arrows. They're purple though... Ah well, I just steal my brother's and use his (they work better than mine do!).
I have one swiss wooden bow and I half own a German wooden bow.....my sister owns othe other half....we shared the coast.
Cool!
Zwizz cheeze!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 15, 2012, 08:07:36 PM
Zwizz cheeze!
NO, smoked gouda! i am a cheese fanatic! NYGHAHGHAGHAGHA! >:D
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on November 16, 2012, 02:50:15 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 15, 2012, 08:07:36 PM
Zwizz cheeze!
NO, smoked gouda! i am a cheese fanatic! NYGHAHGHAGHAGHA! >:D
Nae, blue cheeze! Ah like CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Anyone whant to talk about non cheese related stuff?
No one eats more cheese than me! I wont be outstripped! -Om nom nom nom nom-
. . . . .Cheeeeeeese. . . .
I like to draw. :P
Cheez is great!
Here is something actually boyish. Anyone still have a collection of stuffed animals? I used to, but my mother donated them aaaaaaallllll. I am still scarred by that day. I had tons. I loved them all. I miss them so bad. . . . . . .I love stuffed animals. It really brings my fantasy imagination to life. But not anymore. . . . .-Whispers- Curses to my donating mom . . . .
-Goes in corner and reveries of good times with little pets-
I have tons of hotweels cars.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on November 17, 2012, 10:04:30 PM
Here is something actually boyish. Anyone still have a collection of stuffed animals? I used to, but my mother donated them aaaaaaallllll. I am still scarred by that day. I had tons. I loved them all. I miss them so bad. . . . . . .I love stuffed animals. It really brings my fantasy imagination to life. But not anymore. . . . .-Whispers- Curses to my donating mom . . . .
-Goes in corner and reveries of good times with little pets-
I had stuffed animals bu t when I turned eleven-twelve, I dropped that habit.
I have legos.
I have some legos.....look at my youtube channel www.youtube.com/user/hansofredwall (http://www.youtube.com/user/hansofredwall)
But I have way more of The awesome Playmobil!!!!!! I think I have around, 250/300 men!!
Blue
. . .is my favorite color. ;D
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on November 18, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
I have some legos.....look at my youtube channel www.youtube.com/user/hansofredwall (http://www.youtube.com/user/hansofredwall)
But I have way more of The awesome Playmobil!!!!!! I think I have around, 250/300 men!!
Playmobil! Yay!
Does anybody have a mustache? I'm beginning to have one(You can see it well)! 8)
Even though I'm in seventh grade, I'm growing a few hairs above my mouth. Its weird being a man.
Im gonna have a waxed mustache to go with my monocule and tophat!
I've had a mustache for a few years now. I just started shaving recently though.
*its the beards!*
Uea, he refused to admit it for so lond...
What is 'Uea'?
I think she meant Yea...
I know this has nothing to do with this discussion you guys are having, (dont take this seriously) but I could see Redwaller and Redwallfan7 both under a tree. Haha, if you want I can draw whats in my head.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on November 23, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
I know this has nothing to do with this discussion you guys are having, (dont take this seriously) but I could see Redwaller and Redwallfan7 both under a tree. Haha, if you want I can draw whats in my head.
Dude, what the heck? Lol. You can if you want.. It sounds hilarious ;D
What kind of tree?palm,deciduos,cactus,evergreen?
Quote from: MatthiasMan on November 23, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
I know this has nothing to do with this discussion you guys are having, (dont take this seriously) but I could see Redwaller and Redwallfan7 both under a tree. Haha, if you want I can draw whats in my head.
Lol! you can draw it if you want. What a weird thought, me and redwallfan7 together... :-X
Quote from: Redwaller on November 24, 2012, 01:05:28 AM
Quote from: MatthiasMan on November 23, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
I know this has nothing to do with this discussion you guys are having, (dont take this seriously) but I could see Redwaller and Redwallfan7 both under a tree. Haha, if you want I can draw whats in my head.
Lol! you can draw it if you want. What a weird thought, me and redwallfan7 together... :-X
Plus, given the fact that we don't know each other outside of the interent...
No, not relationship wise. Just whenever I see Redwaller or Redwallfan7 I see them under some oak tree in the fall, when the leaves turn gold and the sky turns orange at sunset. I dont know, buts its a really cool picture in my head. I'll draw and try to get it on here soon.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on November 24, 2012, 03:33:15 AM
No, not relationship wise. Just whenever I see Redwaller or Redwallfan7 I see them under some oak tree in the fall, when the leaves turn gold and the sky turns orange at sunset. I dont know, buts its a really cool picture in my head. I'll draw and try to get it on here soon.
Ok, as long as you clarified that! Lol. Can I make a request on something?
Yeah, but first off though. Why are you posting in the "Boys" topic?
Lol... I don't know :D. I'll stop.
Ok Redwaller. Ready to see it?
I would too like to see it....only how did you know how to draw them when you don't know what they look like?
Lol i see redwaller as a badger and redwallfan as an otter!
Lol where is this picture?
What do you think of me as, pheonix?
In what way
i dont know mutch about sword fighting!
Oh thats ok I will fight for you.
Lol the sheriff is good with a bow but a sword?.......
He uses a sword in one scene.
against friar tuck.
And Little John.
what part,i forgot?
After the archery contest.
oh.do you have a favorite charicter? mines the sheriff!
Robin, of course!
hes cool
Yup. I think he'll be my next avy.
awesome!
Actually, I found a better one.
Dragons are cool!
I like dragons!
Three words: DRAGONS ARE AWESOME!!!
One Dragon to rule them all, One Dragon to find them,
One Dragon to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Lol!
Lolz!
Do any of you guys like coyotes?
Coyotes are cool.
Has anyone heard of a coywolf?
Is that half wolf half coyote?
Is the sky blue in Wisconisn? Is it grey in London? ;D (smog joke)
any one tree climbing?
No id rather look at the tree.
I did climb trees a lot before. But the nwe moved and now we're in a sort of plateau surrounded with mountains. And the woods are in the mountains. So I don't go that much.
Been gone for a while. Anyways. . .
Today we got out Christmas Tree and I was pulling a cart to carry it. My mind drifted off and then I fell into the world of Redwall.
For some reason I ended up being Constance in the TV show when shes pulling all the mice to Redwall. It was so weird. Then I stumbled on a rock and came back to reality.
So my Dad and brother got way up ahead and I had to dash really fast with almost like a thousand-pound cart behind me.
LOLZ!
Quote from: MatthiasMan on December 09, 2012, 02:20:27 AM
Been gone for a while. Anyways. . .
Today we got out Christmas Tree and I was pulling a cart to carry it. My mind drifted off and then I fell into the world of Redwall.
For some reason I ended up being Constance in the TV show when shes pulling all the mice to Redwall. It was so weird. Then I stumbled on a rock and came back to reality.
So my Dad and brother got way up ahead and I had to dash really fast with almost like a thousand-pound cart behind me.
Wait you haven't posted the drawing of redwaller and redwallfan7 under the tree.
Yeah!?
Haha, sorry. I'll try to now. I'm pretty sure I did. . .Maybe it didn't show up. Ill try again.
yes try again.
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 30, 2012, 01:17:35 AM
oh.do you have a favorite charicter? mines the sheriff!
On the subject of Disney's Robin Hood; I was once on a Disney Roleplaying site some of you may have heard me talk about; I was Prince John on there, he's my favourite easily. I dont know what it is though, perhaps its because he's so babyish and humorus, or mabye its because I played as him for ages. :P Either way he's my definite favourite. Friar Tuck, the Churchmice, Sir Hiss, Otto, and Alan-a-dale are my other favourites.
Prince john was lol!
Quote from: phoenixfoden on December 11, 2012, 08:55:03 PM
Prince john was lol!
LOL: Lying on Loaves, espesially italian!
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 28, 2012, 09:39:44 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 09:11:16 PM
Quote from: Skipper on October 28, 2012, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 03:24:29 AM
can change a tyre
You would want her to change a tire???
its just to see if she can do stuff for herself when im not around.she may get a flat tyre!
Not to be rude but it's spelled tire
Lol, I know this hasn't been posted in for like forever, but I just wanted to say that you both are correct. In the USA it's spelled tire, and in places like the UK, Australia and New Zealand, it's spelled tyre. ;D
EDIT: Oh, someone already explained that. :P
I like writing thing the british way, like colour.
Hmmm, looks like an intresting thread!
Well, what shouldwe do?
Let the girls take over! >:D Let's see, some pink curtains would look good over there...
NEVAH! You guys have your own thread! *Tears down pink curtain*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2013, 07:46:23 PM
NEVAH! You guys have your own thread! *Tears down pink curtain*
Don't you mean "
girls" ;)
Quote from: Redwaller on December 06, 2013, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2013, 07:46:23 PM
NEVAH! You guys have your own thread! *Tears down pink curtain*
Don't you mean "girls" ;)
More than one girl
can be refered to as "Guys". Strange, I know. :P
Quote from: The Shade on December 06, 2013, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on December 06, 2013, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2013, 07:46:23 PM
NEVAH! You guys have your own thread! *Tears down pink curtain*
Don't you mean "girls" ;)
More than one girl can be refered to as "Guys". Strange, I know. :P
I know, I was just being sarcastic. ::)
Quote from: Redwaller on December 06, 2013, 11:17:49 PM
Quote from: The Shade on December 06, 2013, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on December 06, 2013, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2013, 07:46:23 PM
NEVAH! You guys have your own thread! *Tears down pink curtain*
Don't you mean "girls" ;)
More than one girl can be refered to as "Guys". Strange, I know. :P
I know, I was just being sarcastic. ::)
:o :o :o
How many people like legos?
I do. I mostly am put in charge by my little brother to build them so he can play with them. He tells me too :P
*Wanders in* Whoops, don't think anyone HERE asked for ballet lessons....Did you?
I LOVE BALLET!!!!
JK. I would never do that :P :P :P
Begone girl. ;D
Let's talk about boy stuff....who here likes war? >:D
I repeat, does anyone else like legos?
Quote from: Gnoflet on January 14, 2014, 02:10:42 AM
I repeat, does anyone else like legos?
I do!
LOL this is my first post in this topic.
Legos r awesome
Ungatt, did you mean: who here likes war?
And another strange topic: Had anyone here ever actually gone berserk?
Skarz: Eh, yes. Little misspelling. :P
War is not so cool in the more critical sense, but it would be thrilling to be in one. But wait; do you mean war as in modern, or medieval? (Note: the cynical person typing is insane, and should be treated as such. Please help him stop the voices in his head)
WE DA BOYZ IN DA SINK! Ahem, please excuse my outburst... :P
FIGERO!
Beg pardon? Rrraaaaahhhh!!!
*Goes berserk*
What is going on?
I'm going berserk!!
Gotta kiiilll!!!!
Gotta calm down. Calmed. What were we saying now?
*Bumps topic*
...Whyyy..?
'Cause the girly thread'll probably be overrun by guys unless they have this topic instead.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 14, 2014, 03:51:32 AM
Legos r awesome
Ungatt, did you mean: who here likes war?
And another strange topic: Had anyone here ever actually gone berserk?
Vell ah did zat vonce at zvim practice vhen ah vaz daein' indoor zvimmin'. Ah didnae loike zat ze coach made me let anozer beazt gae a'ead o' me, zae ah kicked mezelf av ze vay up tae zem, pazt zem, an' zen up tae ze finizh!
Ah never much loiked zat coach...
#berserkstrength
*Doez an 'appy Weasel Dance for nay reazon*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 17, 2014, 07:46:22 PM
'Cause the girly thread'll probably be overrun by guys unless they have this topic instead.
This won't do anything. It's much more fun to invade the girl's thread and annoy them... >:D
Hi, how're ya do'in, I'm just here taking over your thread! *Takes over thread* >:D
*Takes over thread again* :D ;D
*That doesn't even make sense* :P And the guy's presence is still too strong, we're just invasion oriented. ;D
225lbs.
50lbs.
120lbs.
180lbs.
Guys are pretty annoying, but girls worse...
Consider this thread... taken over. C'mon girls! We're the occupiers of the boys thread! Let's see now... this place needs some serious changes.
*Paints the walls pink* *Puts up lacy curtains* *Puts fluffy stuffed animals everywhere*
That oughtta do it.
GLITTER!
Good idea! *Throws glitter over everything, including Dan*
Flowers too!
(I'd suggest Justin Bieber, but that would be bad for us girls too. Blech.)
*Gets a flamethrower*
^ _
O .
______
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*Incinerates everything and everybody*
There; the girlish blight has been eradicated.
*Inexplicably reappears*
Lol, Blue, in my original post up there I'd nearly put Justin Bieber posters up, but decided against it. ::)
*Puts flowers everywhere*
Good for you. I'd have had to eradicate them.
*Starts baking pastries in a kitchen that appears along with the rest of the girly stuff*
*Burns all that exists*
*whacks Skarzs for burning the chocolate*
*everything reappears*
*Burns all things affiliated with Justin Bieber*
*Burns the wallpaper*
Burns the Girly Thread*
I heard somewhere that we have nuclear warheads, I was wanting to try one out.. *Presses buton* We've got about two seconds.
*everything reappears, minus the Justin Bieber that wasn't even there in the first place*
*Burns only the wallpaper and Girly Thread*
*everything reappears again*
*Burns only the wallpaper*
*wallpaper reappears and multiplies*
*Nuclear warhead destroys wallpaper, and everything else*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 20, 2014, 04:59:31 PM
*Burns all things affiliated with Justin Bieber*
*Burns the wallpaper*
Burns the Girly Thread*
*cheers*
DOWN WITH JUSTIN BIEBER! BURN IT ALL! BURN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
. . .
:(
???
::)
>:D
*Burns Rose's hair*
(I loath Justin Bieber. The best thing that ever happened to him, was being sent to prison! >:D)
Now, who wants to borrow one of my metal swords, and who wants to then sword fight. (I do actually have metal swords, my brother made me some. Their blunt so don't worry ::))
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 20, 2014, 05:18:51 AM
225lbs.
50lbs.
120lbs.
180lbs.
^In an attempt to make this topic more boyish.
*glomps Skarzs* THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't think of anything that would fix my hair! My head feels so much lighter! <3
Does anyone want to play swords?!?
*stops glomping Skarzs*
Sure! I only know Asian swordfighting though.
Um............does it involve swinging a sword at the opponents head?
I can fence. Kind of.
o.o
Erm. . . you're welcome, Rose?
SWORDS!
/
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:o
LETS FIGHT!
*swings sword at Skarzs' head*
Well... Not exactly? But the general idea is to make to opponent die....
*Only succeeds in half-blocking Rachel's blow, but her sword ends up breaking upon impact anyway*
What can I say? Stone skin comes in useful.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Quote from: From RachyDOWN WITH JUSTIN BIEBER! BURN IT ALL! BURN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEES! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...What? Who's afraid their face would get damaged? By what? What kind of game? CONTEXT!
Indeed swords!
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Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...What? Who's afraid their face would get damaged? By what? What kind of game? CONTEXT!
'
@Rus: The answer to your question is....The stupid, brainless girls who like covering their face with make-up, curling irons, and they're afraid of face damage by a ball. Playing whatever game's popular at the moment.
So yeah, Roses invasion failed, as expected.
....
....
So.... Explosions.... Who here likes explosions? ;D
Gerroff my back!
No thanks! I'll stay right here. Who knows, I might even take a nap!
AS EXPECTED???
Wah....
*ghost fires*
I think I'll take a nap as well.
*Lays down and squishes Corn*
Ooh, soft!
*ghost fire*
Gah! *Starts kicking strone body on top of me* Get! Off! Now!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:36:07 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...What? Who's afraid their face would get damaged? By what? What kind of game? CONTEXT!
'
@Rus: The answer to your question is....The stupid, brainless girls who like covering their face with make-up, curling irons, and they're afraid of face damage by a ball. Playing whatever game's popular at the moment.
...What's wrong with fear of a 90-pound steel ball crashing into your face?
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 20, 2014, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:36:07 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...What? Who's afraid their face would get damaged? By what? What kind of game? CONTEXT!
'
@Rus: The answer to your question is....The stupid, brainless girls who like covering their face with make-up, curling irons, and they're afraid of face damage by a ball. Playing whatever game's popular at the moment.
...What's wrong with fear of a 90-pound steel ball crashing into your face?
Nothing. But a one-and-a-half-pound ball coming to "Damage your face"? Get real.
Nope; I'm not moving. ;D
What kind of sport uses a one-and-a-half pound ball? Oh, well, Pyramentae does, but... Do you mean eighteen one-and-a-half pound holographic spheres traveling at one hundred and ninety three miles an hour, that are also on fire? That would make sense.
Video games are losing their importance to me as well.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:36:07 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 20, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 28, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
they scream when the ball comes to them in a game, whats with that??
Uh, duh! The ninnies are afraid that their face will get damaged, or something. POINTLESS! Humph! I have no use for those of my sex who are like that. They shouldn't be playing sports.
Anywho, *Jumps on Skarzs's back* I help you, Rachy! *Grabs rock and starts pounding Skarzs's head with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...What? Who's afraid their face would get damaged? By what? What kind of game? CONTEXT!
'
@Rus: The answer to your question is....The stupid, brainless girls who like covering their face with make-up, curling irons, and they're afraid of face damage by a ball. Playing whatever game's popular at the moment.
yep...
I've never really liked video games, or computer games. The only computer games I like, are the total war ones. (I won Rome Total War on my first ever profile. Booya! ::))
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
You asked for it, Skarzs!! *Draws back and punches Skarzs as hard as possible* YEEEEEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: rachel25 on May 21, 2014, 06:30:20 PM
I've never really liked video games, or computer games. The only computer games I like, are the total war ones. (I won Rome Total War on my first ever profile. Booya! ::))
Some computer games I like, like Tropix 2, and such. But, honestly? I get tired of them really quickly. I'm surprised I'm still here, actually.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 21, 2014, 10:45:34 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
Headdy!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 21, 2014, 11:01:36 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 21, 2014, 10:45:34 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
Vot?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 21, 2014, 10:56:58 PM
You asked for it, Skarzs!! *Draws back and punches Skarzs as hard as possible* YEEEEEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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___
\__/
Great, now I have a broken hand! Get OFF, you big bully!
You started it. Hmmf. I refuse to get off until you apologize.
Alright, I'm sorry! Would you get off now?!?!?
Yup; sorry if your legs are now rendered useless. :D
Thank you! *Gets up, and brushes self off* Hmm, nope, still got control of my legs!
Hmm? What was that? Oh, you can still walk.
(Mission objective failed)
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 21, 2014, 11:35:42 PM
Hmm? What was that? Oh, you can still walk.
(Mission objective failed)
Excuse me?!?!?!?!?! Mission objective FAILED!?!?!?!!??!!??!
No, nope! You heard nothing!
(Abort, abort! Get out of there!)
Ah'll 'elp! *Ztartz zin'in' Ze Antz Zon'*
Oh Ve're ze antz vho ruin ye're dinner! Ve're alvayz 'ere, tae mezz up any day! Vhen ve're around every camper getz zinner. 'Cauze if ve get ze chaunce ve vill taake yer food ava!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
*shrugs, and sits down, and begins eating cake*
Let them eat cake!
*Promptly gets beheaded*
This is a fun thread ;D
Gah! Another girl!
Well, you posted in the girly thread :D
. . .
Okay, you got me there. Have a knife. *Hands Sky a knife*
*receives knife* Thank you very much, buddy! ;)
I want a knife too! *says while sharpening my Swiss army knife (of which I do own)*
Okay! Here, hold this one, please. *Skewers Rachel with a knife* Thank you!
Thankee very much. *smiles, and sharpens that knife too*
Quote from: rachel25 on May 23, 2014, 05:34:53 PM
I want a knife too! *says while sharpening my swish army knife (of which I do own)*
Swish?
Yeah, the Swish Army. They're really cool guys.
. . .
I don't know about you, but I have a Swiss army knife. . .
(stupid auto-corrector one day, one day I'll kill you! With my Swiss army knife in fact!)
Sooo... you type 'Swish' more than you type 'Swiss?' What exactly does that entail?
Swwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssshhhhhhhhhhh.
::)
*Takes over thread*
By handing out knives, we are making this thread more boyish, so you can do nothing! NOTHING!
Forget knives!
*Draws paladin's sword*
In the name of the Order of the North Star, I command you to yield or die!
*ties a ribbon on paladin's sword* Aww, how cute!
*Inspects sword* What a low quality blade for a paladin. It's a chronically unstable palladium alloy! Why do people make sword like that! Gah! Here, have this sword. It's called Ashbringer, and it's a 7/3, if I'm not mistaken.
Paladinium. ;D
Pfft whatever. It's still unstable. And the Ashbringer is still better. I mean, whatsisface, Tirion Fordring, he has it as his deathrattle. And he's a divine shield taunt!
No, I just made up a new metal specifically for paladins: Paladinium.
Noo. Palladium is an actual metal. It's a transition metal on the Periodic Table, marked as 'Pd,' and with an atomic number of 46.
I know that. Look at the two words: Palladium | Paladinium.
I made up the second one. ::)
Yes, yes, minor differences. Irrelevant ones. Relevancy is irrelevant. Now let me go ponder the irrelevancy of this post.
One word: Irrelevant.
Well, whatever weapon you're using, surely it's no match for THIS!
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120229014132/elderscrolls/images/2/24/StaffWabbajack.png)
The Wabbajack! Huh? Huh? Didn't see that coming, did you?
Or I could just kill you with cuteness/funniness.
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(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1c7ebb4f15a2cf4daca2f9c8de67f1f8/tumblr_mu3q0dIMYt1r4bkcso1_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5253dd219a14e921d8ea594c3b204b88/tumblr_n1ggwebavb1sote07o2_500.jpg)
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Did you die yet? If so, then I think the Wabbajack worked. I used it and it spewed out cats.
Didn't die; it was no match for my trollness. ;D
The cat with the different colored eyes is really pretty!
Does it bother you that I didn't even smile while looking at those pictures?
Anyway, let's get back on topic.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 23, 2014, 06:59:00 PM
By handing out knives, we are making this thread more boyish, so you can do nothing! NOTHING!
If anyone posts any pictures here, they should be with knives ;)
Aww! Those pictures/short videos were so darn CUTE!!!! Hang on, I found a really cute on the other day!!
(http://www.51allout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Watermelon-hat-cat.jpg)
To me that cat looks angry, but that's just me
Hmm, true.
Heheheheheh, like, 'GET THIS VEGETABLE OFF MY HEAD!'
Veggie? what veggie?
Actually, I think it's a lime, not a vegetable
Limes are veggies too. Kind of.
(Robots are people too. Kind of.)
rusvulthesaber and Rainshadow are normal. Kind of.
lol
Great. Just great.
Skarzs is great. Kind of.
. . .
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 05, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
Anyone a warriors fan? I just got in to the wild!
I am. im in the third series, though I stopped reading them for a while when I got into the Redwall Series
Anyone here seen the game Overgrowth, I assure you that as soon as you see it you will think Redwall
Eh, they're OK..I'd just rather read Redwall, even though I'm taking a break from the Redwall books. Reading them all right after the other kinda burns you out after a while.
pointless fight begin.... Now!
I get Firestar to rake out someones eyes.
What's Firestar?
*throws grenade at Skarzs*
WHO DARES ENT-
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RIM2MAMg-DQ/TNo64TbzhjI/AAAAAAAAA4k/pgZE55QISuE/s1600/11trhpz.gif) It was, so, so.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc0582e03bde522cdd26d8d83ba25dd5/tumblr_mm8yheZUVt1s8dwazo1_500.gif)
(http://www.mindjunker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lra5zd9YVl1qdippyo1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f369544d3ae21a39a45565f62561101a/tumblr_n18sv5U9VN1rwnxnho1_400.gif)
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(http://kittybloger.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/10-great-cats-gifs.gif)
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(http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/funny-gif-cat-cable-door-lick1.gif)
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Ooh, shoft little kitteesh.
Nice kitty. nice kitty, come here little kitty...
OW!!! MY EYES!!!
You guys are too easy. ::)
(http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/11/amazed_cat_6-1322675664.gif)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOV3rI5ZdUnkJDxTLz0Sl89uO2wF1UVb5k1IjlPjWvK-hXrun6)
(http://viralgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cat_real_puss_n_boots.gif)
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eQCnzXW4H6A/UIaPadfk_6I/AAAAAAAAZVc/EEFvzpkwZmI/s1600/001-funny-animal-gifs-dog-giving-cat-a-drive-by-smooching.gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnToj0aSTIU/UzKhLwVtvVI/AAAAAAAAPSo/rdaXcgiJwU8/s1600/funny-fox-gif.gif)
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I'm confused...
??? ??? ???
The last ones are actually pretty good... especially the one where the cat in the couch is trying to scratch that lady's hand
Those are good.
Like I said. Too easy. ;D
Hmmm... somehow these cats seem really familiar... almost as if I've seen them all before... ;)
Probably have considering it's Rachel. ;D
Quote from: The Shade on May 31, 2014, 07:09:56 PM
Hmmm... somehow these cats seem really familiar... almost as if I've seen them all before... ;)
Well it might be because you, and your older brother were behind me commenting on all of them when I posted them. ::)
Quote from: rachel25 on May 29, 2014, 04:19:08 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RIM2MAMg-DQ/TNo64TbzhjI/AAAAAAAAA4k/pgZE55QISuE/s1600/11trhpz.gif) It was, so, so.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc0582e03bde522cdd26d8d83ba25dd5/tumblr_mm8yheZUVt1s8dwazo1_500.gif)
(http://www.mindjunker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lra5zd9YVl1qdippyo1_500.gif)
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1. ok
2. meh
3. meh
4. LOL
5. SEEN IT
6. lol
7. lol
8. meh
9. meh
10. LOL
11. lol
12. ok
13.meh
14.meh
Avvv!!!
Quote from: CpnRake335 on June 01, 2014, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on May 29, 2014, 04:19:08 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RIM2MAMg-DQ/TNo64TbzhjI/AAAAAAAAA4k/pgZE55QISuE/s1600/11trhpz.gif) It was, so, so.
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1. ok
2. meh
3. meh
4. LOL
5. SEEN IT
6. lol
7. lol
8. meh
9. meh
10. LOL
11. lol
12. ok
13.meh
14.meh
::)
Cats? Why cats?
I like cats, but it's kinda random...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQidXgPlt1xa9sG0m_RK2gUI32JVXPvEBhE02yymwXxsuW4gjt41w) ;D
;D
Found a squirrel, put it in a box.
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba.
Forgot about it, for a month and a half.
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba.
Opened the box and started to laugh.
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba.
I'm a happy boy!
Happy boy!
I'm a happy boy!
Happy boy!
Ain't it great when things are going your way,
Heh hey hey!
What's that?
Something I heard from my mom. ;D
Ach...
WHO LIKES FROG LEGS??!!??!!
Quote from: rachel25 on May 21, 2014, 06:30:20 PM
I've never really liked video games, or computer games. The only computer games I like, are the total war ones. (I won Rome Total War on my first ever profile. Booya! ::))
But have you conquered all but two settlements in Rome Total War: Barbarian Invasion using the Western Roman Empire, with admittedly some cheats?
KIIIIIITTTTTTTTTIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!
Gar spearing.
What?
I love it.
Okay.
Any fellow Redneck BOYS around here?
Red-faced. Hello.
ARE YOU! TELL ME!
Do you know where the term 'redneck' came from? I'll tell you: they wore baseball caps, and were out in the sun all day. A baseball cap only covers the front of your face, so the back of the neck was always red. The rest is self-explanatory.
Now, my face is always red, but not my neck, so I'm not a redneck. ;D
But I like rednecky stuff.
I am not talking about the original meaning of Redneck ::)
;D ;D ;D
I'm getting paid for making a knife for someone.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 05, 2014, 11:35:59 PM
Any fellow Redneck BOYS around here?
And just what is wrong with redneck girls, may I ask? Just because I don't live in a swampy area doesn't mean I ain't a redneck. So, shut up.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 09:01:33 PM
;D ;D ;D
I'm getting paid for making a knife for someone.
Cool!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2014, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 05, 2014, 11:35:59 PM
Any fellow Redneck BOYS around here?
And just what is wrong with redneck girls, may I ask? Just because I don't live in a swampy area doesn't mean I ain't a redneck. So, shut up.
Nothing but I already know several Redneck girls in RL and you as a redneck here but I don't know any boys. Just wondering. There is nothing wrong with Redneck girls. You do not need to live in a swamp to be a redneck either.
I guess I'm a hillbilly then. 8)
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 07, 2014, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2014, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 05, 2014, 11:35:59 PM
Any fellow Redneck BOYS around here?
And just what is wrong with redneck girls, may I ask? Just because I don't live in a swampy area doesn't mean I ain't a redneck. So, shut up.
Nothing but I already know several Redneck girls in RL and you as a redneck here but I don't know any boys. Just wondering. There is nothing wrong with Redneck girls. You do not need to live in a swamp to be a redneck either.
Hmph.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2014, 07:45:10 PM
I guess I'm a hillbilly then. 8)
Hillbilly's better than a yuppy.
AMEN!
HIGHFIVE! *Holds paw up for a highfive*
So we's gotta ourselves 4 rednecks.
REVIVE!
I thought about crashing the girley thread, but decided to revive this instead. COMMENCE TALK/EPIC BATTLE/MUTTERING!!
Just the other day I shot down a squirrel that was bothering my grandmother's bird feeder with my bb gun. I kept the tail as a trophy.
MMMM, THAT THOUNDS DELICIOUTH.
I didn't eat it, though.
THPOOKY.
Yeah, I've killed couple of squirrels before, though one dropped into sticker bushes and I couldn't get it and the other froze before I could skin it.
Just recently I went deer hunting, I didn't shoot/see anything though!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2014, 07:32:45 PM
THPOOKY.
Yeah, I've killed couple of squirrels before, though one dropped into sticker bushes and I couldn't get it and the other froze before I could skin it.
Hmm, that's to bad.
This closest thing I've done to hunting is fishing and all we caught was this:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXYkP6WAKeI2YLshHzE9l3ldxmFIjpCQvKuxEWe5XkpRTP7XTlIw)
So yeah. So manly.
What is that, a trunk fish? :D
I've caught a steelhead before; that was fun.
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608039564152802297&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160)
I caught a couple of fish, and I help my uncle shoot a wild boar. And of corse squirrel BB gun battles.
I made a mask from a blue jay my dog caught.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/053/9/5/the_bluejay_by_leatho_shellhound-d77l9pp.jpg)
Oh, yeah, I've seen that on your dA. Very cool.
Jukka , what are you doing here?
Not sure, actually...
It's a Toadfish Skarz, They're poisonous to eat. Also massive pests.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on December 05, 2014, 11:38:50 PM
I made a mask from a blue jay my dog caught.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/053/9/5/the_bluejay_by_leatho_shellhound-d77l9pp.jpg)
Is that it's real beak?
Is that your real head, Leatho? (Wow. That's a question I never though I would ask. . .)
Quote from: The Mask on December 06, 2014, 01:13:57 AM
It's a Toadfish Skarz, They're poisonous to eat. Also massive pests.
Mm, lovely.
Quote from: The Mask on December 06, 2014, 01:13:57 AM
Is that it's real beak?
Part of it, yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 06, 2014, 04:23:51 AM
Is that your real head, Leatho? (Wow. That's a question I never though I would ask. . .)
Yes, with my old hair style.
This is my real head too...
(http://leathoshellhound.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/img_6530.jpg)
(http://leathoshellhound.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/hedgehog5.jpg)
What kind of camera did you use to take those pictures?
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on December 06, 2014, 07:13:22 PM
Quote from: The Mask on December 06, 2014, 01:13:57 AM
Is that it's real beak?
Part of it, yes.
Feathers I can handle. But the beak...*Vomits* Erk, not much of a man am I? Or not much of a boy rather.
Quote from: The Mask on December 06, 2014, 09:44:57 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on December 06, 2014, 07:13:22 PM
Quote from: The Mask on December 06, 2014, 01:13:57 AM
Is that it's real beak?
Part of it, yes.
Feathers I can handle. But the beak...*Vomits* Erk, not much of a man am I? Or not much of a boy rather.
That's alright bro. :)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 06, 2014, 09:01:09 PM
What kind of camera did you use to take those pictures?
My parents really (really!) nice canon camera.
For some reason people expect males to be less squeamish than females. I'm a male. I still don't want to gut a fish or touch dead things.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 07, 2014, 01:13:50 AM
For some reason people expect males to be less squeamish than females. I'm a male. I still don't want to gut a fish or touch dead things.
I know what you mean mah friend.
Meh. Blood and guts are overrated. When you see your hand cut open to drip blood upon the ground enough times, you'll get used to it. When pain is part of your every day, your body hardens to it. When cold envelops you enough, you find it as a friend. Hunger becomes a source of self-discipline. Work becomes a part of instinct. Soreness is merely the muscles becoming stronger.
Jeez, I sound like a Spartan. :P
(But when fiberglass is involved, I curse it as the most despicable substance to exist. Seriously, does anyone else share this with me?!)
Heheehe.
DEad things. >:D
Yup. Lovely, squishy little things, aren't they? Especially when they're smushed by your own hand.
(That mouse was so. . . SOFT! And. . . SQUISHY. . .)
But in all seriousness, I don't find dead things as something to shrink away from. It's not like death isn't a part of nature; it happens.
I've also seen someone die by splitting their skull open on the ground right in front of me, so that has hardened my mind substantially.
Fiberglass gives you a myriad of tiny invisible splinters when you work with it, no? I've not worked with fiberglass, but I have done some stuff with a certain type of bamboo... Covers your hand in tiny, painful, gossamer- thin splinters that you don't notice until after you're done with the bamboo.
Yup. It's little bits of glass. :P
Ugh, fiberglass! *shudders*. My brother told me a story of a guy who karate chopped a fiberglass bow staff and ended up with a hand full of glass splinters. Ugh.
Mhm. Thankfully the body can reject it, so it's better than other stuff.
I remember crashing a waver-runner, which are made of fiberglass. I think I cracked it... :-\
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2014, 01:53:23 AM
I've also seen someone die by splitting their skull open on the ground right in front of me, so that has hardened my mind substantially.
Oh my goodness, how did that happen?
They fell down stairs headfirst onto a stone floor.
Was it someone you knew?
I used to be really shy and stuff, Then after a year of pain (Two eye surgeries, One concussion, One broken arm, Becoming blind for a week, And lots more :P)
I grew a lot tougher :P.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on December 07, 2014, 02:32:24 PM
I used to be really shy and stuff, Then after a year of pain (Two eye surgeries, One concussion, One broken arm, Becoming blind for a week, And lots more :P)
I grew a lot tougher :P.
Wow, how did that happen?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 07, 2014, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on December 07, 2014, 02:32:24 PM
I used to be really shy and stuff, Then after a year of pain (Two eye surgeries, One concussion, One broken arm, Becoming blind for a week, And lots more :P)
I grew a lot tougher :P.
Wow, how did that happen?
Which one?
I also forgot to mention that I almost got my leg cut off :P.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on December 07, 2014, 02:51:34 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 07, 2014, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on December 07, 2014, 02:32:24 PM
I used to be really shy and stuff, Then after a year of pain (Two eye surgeries, One concussion, One broken arm, Becoming blind for a week, And lots more :P)
I grew a lot tougher :P.
Wow, how did that happen?
Which one?
I also forgot to mention that I almost got my leg cut off :P.
Lovely. How did you almost get your leg cut off and become blind for a week?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 07, 2014, 02:20:14 PM
Was it someone you knew?
No, thankfully.
Well the blindness was an effect from the surger. Then when I was sitting down on the couch a picture frame fell on me, It broke, then big shard of glass tore out a huge chunk of skin; If it would have gone a little deeper it would have taken my muscle out and I could have possibly lost my leg :P
Mm, lovely.
Wow.
Indeed...
Yeah...
Wow, the most that's happened to me is breaking my wrist! Maybe some people are just accident prone...
I have nearly died by crashing my bike and then nearly being run over by a car. I have seen somebody's finger get cut off. But that is not the grossest thing I have seen. I feel kinda weird posting it though. It's not inappropriate, just really gross... PM me if you really want to know... :P
I nearly died by falling down a thirty-foot deep ravine. :P
On a more boyish note (rather than morbid) I'm nearly done with the kukri for my brother.
Well that's nice. (What's a kukri?)
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608050292987069808&pid=15.1&H=204&W=160) (http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607988956561736777&pid=15.1&H=104&W=160) (http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608006054824445895&pid=15.1&H=106&W=160)
It's the traditional war knife of the Nepalese warriors, the Gurkhas. It is a fearsome fighting knife, and is known to be able to cut off an arm with one swing.
Wow, cool.
I've never really liked the shape of a kukri blade, it always seemed a little akward to handle.
That's what I thought too, but if they're made right then they feel wonderful. They also are great at chopping and splitting wood.
Really! Wow, okay I would not have guessed that.
Yeah; if ever you have a chance to hold one, you should try it. ;)
Lol, seems like Tiria got a Santa hat. ;D
Hehe, Leatho, I always thought for some reason that your profile pic is of Learho Shellhound, not Tiria. It occurred to me after I read the little message below your name.
Worst thing that has happened to me injury-wise is... Uhhh... Acid reflux? Putting my hand on a hot piece of metal when I was two? Falling occasionally? I'm an extraordinarily cautious person... I could never do something like skydiving, and as a general rule, anything considered physically daring would terrify me. So I almost never get hurt. Ha-ha!
I suppose I've caused a bad injury, though. When I was much younger, my family went bowling. Now, there was a light blue ball and a heavy blue ball. I was young, I got them mixed up. I dropped the heavy one. On my mom's foot. Her toe was broken. It healed fine, but it was bad. Not horrifying or abnormal (for a broken toe) anything, but bad.
Lovely.
Tearing a ligament would be the worst injury I've had. Not the most painful but the most annoying because I couldn't run around. :O
I've never been to a hospital or a doctor's office for an injury or sickness, I suppose it's b/c I think before I do... even when I was a little kid.
Revive, from like a week ago.
So has anybody been voted in the new reset SFC? So far I'm clean.
I have. Jet has, apparently.
I think I'm free of votes; last round I held a prank vote, and that was all.
Nope. :P
?
I was answering this question:
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 20, 2014, 05:15:44 AMSo has anybody been voted in the new reset SFC? So far I'm clean.
Man, I remember this topic... memories...
Wait, we're STILL talking about the SFC poll??? ;D
No. I'm talking about how I made a nice oak front to replace the old one on our cutting board.
Revive.
We are men. Hear us type.
So... what do we talk about?
Who likes to watch soccer? (Man, I hate that name).
Not I.
I don't like to watch football (or fútbol).
Not really into Fùtbol. I did kinda enjoy the recent FIFA World Cup. At least the excitement around me over it was fun.
I prefer American Football.
GO PATS!
Wow. Manly.
I got a chunk out of my foot yesterday. . . it was bleeding.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 27, 2015, 01:53:05 PM
I got a chunk out of my foot yesterday. . . it was bleeding.
Ow dude. How did that happen?
Ouch.
Quote from: Banya on March 27, 2015, 06:45:16 AM
Wow. Manly.
I knew that you were going to say that, I freaking knew it :P Come on guys, the most girly of the girls is making fun of us.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 27, 2015, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 27, 2015, 01:53:05 PM
I got a chunk out of my foot yesterday. . . it was bleeding.
Ow dude. How did that happen?
Piece of plexiglass that had sharp edges didn't care if it was in the way of my foot.
Zomevot loike me infected toe last year aboot roight afore ze end o' Novembre. Tvaz fun, aye. Major fun!
Noice.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 27, 2015, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 27, 2015, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 27, 2015, 01:53:05 PM
I got a chunk out of my foot yesterday. . . it was bleeding.
Ow dude. How did that happen?
Piece of plexiglass that had sharp edges didn't care if it was in the way of my foot.
Had that happen to me once, Except it was above my muscle in my leg, You could actually see the muscle.
Did yours hurt much? Mine didn't hurt at all.
I've seen my finger bone.
And it doesn't hurt much; just when I bend my pinky toe or have it crush by my sister. HEAR THAT? STOP SETTING YOUR STUPIDLY HEAVY BACKPACK ON MY FOOT!
He he, I have a broken wrist and when my 6 year old neighbor comes and hangs on it with all his weight.....
The only major injury I have had is a dislocated toe, but that happened in such a hilarious way it wasn't too terrible. ::)
Do tell.
Thankfully, I haven't gotten any major injuries. I would say the worst is just when my friend accidentally closed a door on my fingers. I only cried for 20 minutes :P
Does anyone here like martial arts?
I've broken my arm twice, both arms at different times.
Quote from: Skyblade on March 28, 2015, 03:26:48 AM
Does anyone here like martial arts?
Well...Skarzs sits on people.
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on March 26, 2015, 04:27:45 PM
So... what do we talk about?
Who likes to watch soccer? (Man, I hate that name).
Bro I would play Fußball every day if I could! 8)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 28, 2015, 03:51:28 AM
I've broken my arm twice, both arms at different times.
Quote from: Skyblade on March 28, 2015, 03:26:48 AM
Does anyone here like martial arts?
Well...Skarzs sits on people.
He he, I've broken my same arm twice.
I do martial arts!, Tae kwon doe to be exact. I'm sadly only a high green belt.
*Bump.* I feel like trying to make the boards more active, so I'm getting older topics up.
Knives! Hunting! Stereotypical boy stuff: Yeah!
I woke up super late for my woodworking class, but still got there on time...some how. I wasn't able to change my shirt, brush my hair or put deodorant on. But no one noticed, hopefully.
I honestly can't think of any stereotypical boy stuff right now.
I'm going to be doing a blacksmith demonstration for the school my siblings go to next year. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2015, 05:16:50 AM
I'm going to be doing a blacksmith demonstration for the school my siblings go to next year. ;D
Awesome!
Taw kwon do, cool! :)
Hey, does anyone here like yugioh? My friend just got me into it again.
Or Pokémon?
I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! I haven't done it in ages, though (I wonder if I would remember how to play it if I picked it up today).
My love for Pokèmon will live as long as I do :)
Which Pokémon do you like?? :)
My favorites are Lucario, Garchomp, Hawlucha, Ninetales, and all the Eeveelutions.
Vulpix, Lucario, Koffing, Snivy, Umbreon (I freaking LOVE Umbreon), Skarmory and Charmeleon (I'm probably missing two or three dozens of my favorites, though XD!).
I used to love Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon, especially Yu-Gi-Oh. I know I have my old decks back home.
Girls in the boy thread.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/MsZ7S2k8UVLr2/giphy.gif)
*Leaps gracefully into the room* Helllloooo! *Paints the walls pink* *Paints a mural of a happy, pink bunny*
*Skins bunny.*
Shame on you Skarzs! *Paints a mural of a happy turtle making breakfast*
A happy turtle! Now that's just going too far! *Serves everyone turtle soup*
Anyone a member of Civil Air Patrol, Scouts, or JROTC? Or something similar?
I finished my cop career in NFS Rivals, if that counts. :P
I don't know exactly what that is. What do you do?
It's this:
(http://www.kitguru.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/need-for-speed-rivals.jpg)
-_- ......
I am one of the not so boyish guys in my class, according to some.
What is that suppose to mean?
(http://azmoderaterants.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/semper_fidelis_by_semperfi1775.jpg)
All I have to say.
I am a boyish boy, just not Ito any particular military or law enforcement endeavors.
(http://www.oxfumc.org/clientimages/43583/shipleysimagefolder/boy_scouts_of_america/boy-scouts-of-america.jpg)
All this military patriotism is making me feel odd...
Anyway, I took up whittling recently. Only made a spear so far, but it was made of incredibly hard wood.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 30, 2015, 03:16:48 PM
I am one of the not so boyish guys in my class.
My playing of sports. (Or the lack thereof)
Bumpity bump.
It seems this thread is more about the Boy Scouts then anything else. ::)
Let's talk about Rambo, cars, and shooty things.
Cars and shooty things you say?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/JRYF5wOhg1xK0/giphy.gif)
D:
;D
Lets talk about.. Pain...
;D
I can take it.
Pain... one time I almost lost my toe when my brother accidentally slammed it in a door hinge.
GG. :P
Heck yes I'm going to crash this thread because I don't give two hoots about whatever they're talking about in the girly thread. (And no, I don't know. I haven't looked.)
Pain? I just did assorted crunches for. . . . . . Twenty minutes, maybe? And other core stuff before that. Do that, and then we can talk about pain.
Slam your toe in a door hinge then have the doctors hold you down as they sew it back up, then let's talk about pain :P or maybe, instead of crunches, you could get up at 5:30 in the morning, then run through a sprinkler system on your way to jogging up a mountain.
Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you do the things I do regularly. Do fifty releves! The proper way! Chop chop, get to it!
Stab your palm with a kitchen knife...
Smash your toe in the hinge of an elliptical trainer, have your sister rip off the toenail that you were losing from that incident by dragging her shoe across it. ;D ;D
QuoteSoren the Warrior 12:10:30 AM Viewing the topic The Girly Thread.
*Screenshot.* ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2015, 04:39:59 AM
Stab your palm with a kitchen knife...
Smash your toe in the hinge of an elliptical trainer, have your sister rip off the toenail that you were losing from that incident by dragging her shoe across it. ;D ;D
Why would she do that? Did you punch her in the jaw for that?
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 22, 2015, 01:48:55 AM
Slam your toe in a door hinge then have the doctors hold you down as they sew it back up, then let's talk about pain :P or maybe, instead of crunches, you could get up at 5:30 in the morning, then run through a sprinkler system on your way to jogging up a mountain.
Pneumatic spatle through your index finger.... having a wart frozen off (that hurts a lot more than it sounds), having a bump (a fatty sist, (spelling?) if I'm not mistaken) removed from my head.... good 'ol times.
._.
I look at all your painful experiences and realise all my painful experiences were tame.
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2015, 05:11:02 AM
QuoteSoren the Warrior 12:10:30 AM Viewing the topic The Girly Thread.
*Screenshot.* ;D ;D
Pssh, better then sitting around here talking about stubbing your toe.
OOOHHHHH! OHHHHH!!! *Horns blare.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DALry0ezdHh4I/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 22, 2015, 12:52:49 PM
._.
I look at all your painful experiences and realise all my painful experiences were tame.
IKR?
@Skar: *Bursts out laughing*
Three painful experiences.
1. In our fridge we had a drawer full of plastic water bottles, the drawer had a thing that curled over so you could grab it and pull it open, I wasn't paying attention, I kicked the drawer closed, and got a big cut, which was partly under my toe nail, that really hurt for some reason. Plus I stubbed the toe.
2. We had a really big paper cuter that I had been using to cut leather. I had to push it down fast so it would cut through the leather, I was also being careless since I had been doing it for a couple weeks. My finger was in the way and I almost chopped off the tip so I had to get stitches.
3. (This was when I was five so I was short and could do this.) I was running around a glass table chasing my little sister and rammed my forehead into the corner. My dad took me to the ER and I got stitches. The doctor said it was deep and my dad said I was looking up at the needle watching it go in and out.
So I saw the girly thread...and I'm not sure if we already have a thread like this but...I was thinking...If the girls have a thread...why can't we?! So here it is, the thread to talk about all things manly and awesome! Welcome to all men and boys here to talk about the manly concerns of the world!!!
Need to talk about bugs? We got you!
Need to talk about the manliest meal you've eaten today? Look no further!
Need to hear some manly advice about manly issues? We've got open ears!
Need to borrow some ones toenail clippers?.......well go away then cause that's gross.
Mmk lets do this! I love the Double Cheese Burger from Dennys! It's just like, so delicious with all that meat and manly unhealthiness!
Yeah, I need to talk about bugs, I have a story about bugs.
I was at my friend's party (I was the only guy there) and we went into the basement to find a large spider on the wall.
I had everyone freaking out because I got really close and threatened to touch the spider. >: )
I've been asked by some women when I was painting a toilet with them to kill a spider but I like spiders, so I drowned it in paint because that was the only method I had available to me at the moment. I still become sad about it sometimes. :((((
*Walks in wearing a tutu*
*Slowly walks out*
i enjoy double cheeseburgers and hate killing spiders........
I usually try to let insects live if I can help it. I have arachnophobia, but I figured that it's just better for the both of us to just to get out of each other's way.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 16, 2017, 04:15:09 PM
i enjoy double cheeseburgers and hate killing spiders........
I once smashed a spider with my bare fist. ;D
I think that's an hourly occurrence in Australia. ;)
Anyway I have a story that involves insects. We were attending this fairly large picnic and we brought those fold-up camping chairs to sit in, we hadn't used them in awhile so they'd been sitting in our barn but we didn't think anything of it.
So when we opened up one of the chairs, at least ten cockroaches spill out and scurry off in every direction, and then the screaming began. And I remember looking in the chair's carrier bag and seeing just an absolute mass of insects still inside, and thinking to myself, good lord I gotta get this out of here.
I sprinted off about a half mile away and dumped them all in the river, and you wouldn't believe the amount of insects and spiders I dumped out of that bag. It was absurd.
So yeah, that's my insect story.
(https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.H5MFlbmnXVJ6aHn8mJ_35QEsCo&pid=15.1&P=0&w=285&h=161)
Quote from: Delthion on May 16, 2017, 08:49:17 PM
(https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.H5MFlbmnXVJ6aHn8mJ_35QEsCo&pid=15.1&P=0&w=285&h=161)
I love that site.
Hmm funny bug story...
Well I lived at this old house (built around 1900) with my mom and dad. My dad was at work and it was just me and my mom chilling at home. Well this old house we lived in had a lot of cracks in the foundation on the porch right outside...so for some odd reason my mom was like "I'm gonna spray bug spray into a crack on the porch!" Thus began the cockroach apocalypse.
Well first nothing happened when she sprayed but then one came running out. She sprayed it and stood there victorious with her can of raid...and then another one came out. And another...and another...and another...for the next 15 minutes it was a cockroach every 10 seconds.
So the best part of the story? Well it was lunch time and my dad decided to call...xD! So I answered the phone and he was like "Hey. What's going...on?" And all he could hear was my mom screaming "DIE!" in the background and the sound of foot stomps and aerosol bug spray sounds. I looked over at my mom and observed that she had a can of raid in her right hand and a broom in her left hand. She was doing some odd dance as if trying to keep both of her feet off of the ground at the same time. Needless to say my mom was eventually victorious and they stopped emerging from the cracks. I still "lol" so hard every time I think of this story xD
Heh.
MAN MAN MANLY MAN. TESTOSTERONE. M-A-N MAAAAAN.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY MANLY BODY ODOR AND THE CARESS OF MY GLORIOUS MANLY FACE BEARD.
*Bursts out laughing*
I MUST NOW FLEX MY MUSCLES IN FRONT OF THE FEMALE AND TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OVER THE LESS MANLY.
*Flexes muscles.*
*runs away*
On a different note I did the Murphy workout today, complete with both mile runs. I did not however wear the Kevlar vest, I'm still working towards that.
Nice.
I'ma go to the gym. Upper body today. Tomorrow is beard day.
WHERE'S MY PROTIEN SHAKE?
I have protein bars for breakfast every day and earlier I mowed the lawn with a push mower in 86° weather while wearing all black.
That's one way to overheat.
Got to exercise more.
MUSCLE POWER
Quote from: Ashleg on May 17, 2017, 04:53:01 AM
That's one way to overheat.
I've done the same in 90°+ weather before. Lawn needs tending and I don't own any other color. As always, I was fine.
Tomorrow I'll go on a 2 hour walk in the same conditions, then I'll come home and work out.
SWEAT. MANLY.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 17, 2017, 05:55:27 AM
Got to exercise more.
MUSCLE POWER
BULGING BICEPS.
@Aimless Gallivanter I can't believe I never realised this before. Skarzs is actually Equius.
minus the awkward horse fetish, yeah absolutely
Wot.
Wat.
Beard day, hahaha.
I'm a little jealous cause I have to stay clean shaven, no facial hair for me. :'(
I kinda have to as well. I barely get any grow in in the first place and it's very uneven. I'm not much of a beard guy anyway, but it is annoying that I have to get rid of it every so often. Would be nice to just let it alone every now and then.
My dad has a goatee if that counts.
I'm too young to grow a beard.
Then you don't belong here! Is for manly man men with hair only.
(But I actually don't keep my facial hair either. I know it's a style, but it isn't very professional looking.)
BUT I WILL GET OLDER ONE DAY!
I've got fuzz on my face
I'm forced to shave after every three day weekend. Need to keep the professional look for work or I'll get written up >.<
*Eats peanut butter and chocolate chips.*
I'm bulking.
what's chocolate chips gonna do..... it's just sugar and fat. peanut butter is mostly fat too, you want something with more protein if you want to bulk up. At least eat regular peanuts...
protein shake
chug chug chug
Ashe has the right idea.
(I know. I was joking.)
oh good im relieved.
Go hunt a fish and eat it raw.
Sounds manly.
Now cut it up and add rice.
SUSHI!
I have very fine soft hair on my face, mostly on my cheeks. I suppose it's an exaggeration to call it fuzz.
I have to shave daily. Be glad you don't have to Galli :P
i am glad!
Lies.
So you're saying that Galli has to shave every day?
I don't know what Galli has to do. ;)
for the record, no i dont have to shave everyday. ive never had to shave my face
hey dudes
MANLY MEN.
MANLY MANLINESS OF MANY MANLY MEN OF MANLINESS!
*crushes can on head*
Amusing thread :D... not that manliness is a laughing matter. :o
You said it
@MeadowRabbit *crushes another can on head*
*Bends metal bar over shoulders.*
*spits on the ground*
. . .
*cuts of shirt sleeves*
It amuses me that in the girly thread people actually talk about their interests, whereas this one seems to have just turned into a comedy thread.
COMEDY IS MANLY
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 25, 2017, 11:59:29 PM
It amuses me that in the girly thread people actually talk about their interests, whereas this one seems to have just turned into a comedy thread.
Men are much simpler, I suppose. :P They have ego and testosterone, and we don't talk. :P :P
Quote from: Tam and Martin on May 25, 2017, 10:56:04 PM
*cuts of shirt sleeves*
What are you going to do with those pieces of shirt sleeves?
muskles
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 01:23:28 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 25, 2017, 11:59:29 PM
It amuses me that in the girly thread people actually talk about their interests, whereas this one seems to have just turned into a comedy thread.
Men are much simpler, I suppose. :P They have ego and testosterone, and we don't talk. :P :P
Quote from: Tam and Martin on May 25, 2017, 10:56:04 PM
*cuts of shirt sleeves*
What are you going to do with those pieces of shirt sleeves?
Eat them for dinner along with a rack of ribs
Eat them, blindfolded and hands tied behind your back while juggling working chainsaws with your kneepads.
Sooo. . . at work today I was picking at a piece of welding wire on a gate I was making, and it turned out to be very hot still. So hot, in fact, it burned straight through my glove and INTO my thumb, cauterizing the wound on its way in, and then the tip broke off inside.
Feels fantastic.
*Hugs Skarzs* I hope you're okay! :-\
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 06:11:15 AM
Sooo. . . at work today I was picking at a piece of welding wire on a gate I was making, and it turned out to be very hot still. So hot, in fact, it burned straight through my glove and INTO my thumb, cauterizing the wound on its way in, and then the tip broke off inside.
Feels fantastic.
The extraction must have been painful. At least it didn't get infected, though.
Yeah. :P
YIKES
*shudders* That sounds horrible.
My thumb aches. *Lifts up band aid."._. And it was apparently bleeding and is swollen.
An excellent descent into manliness! ;D If it leaves a scar then you will be the manliest man on this thread! ;D
Scars on the inside of my fingers tend to disappear after a year or two. :P
But if the tip of your thumb broke off there's no inside for anything to disappear into.
*Hands Ash a pair of glasses.*
I already have glasses. What am I going to do with these?
They're glasses for your glasses. That's how bad your sight is.
Go scrub out your mouth with a scorpion's tail.
Well, maybe I will.
Good.
Because I know you're not man enough to.
Take that back.
Go scrub your mouth with a scorpion tail first.
I am a Scorpio, thus I am one with the scorpion.
You're a ballista?
;D ;D ;D ;D
No, I am a barista.
/me pours beer.
/me chugs beer
*Lord Ashenwyte gets arrested for underage drinking.* :P
Not underage.
Are you twenty-one or older?
Not American but old enough.
no
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on June 01, 2017, 05:56:37 AM
Not American but old enough.
Correct: old enough to go to jail.
I'm only eighteen and I've drunk alcohol several times throughout my life, sometimes before I was this age.
Legal drinking age here is technically sixteen, but you can only buy alcohol at eighteen.
Frankly I don't see what the big deal is. Most alcohol is disgusting.
It used to be eighteen in the US. It was changed because there was apparently what was referred to a "Drunk driving epidemic" prior to the 1980's.
Not like it's stopped drunk driving altogether, though. . .
You must be 18 to buy alcohol or drink in public in Queensland.
However, in a private residence, you are allowed to drink at any age provided your parent/legal guardian has given you permission (otherwise the person giving you alcohol can technically be charged).
It's that in most places.
Kewl.
/me cracks open another cold one.
I had some Irish Death. It's not a stout. And it's not a porter. It's Irish Death.
*Shaves off a millimeter of callous off my big toes with a knife.* The pumice stone wasn't getting the job done.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 15, 2017, 02:18:53 AM
*Shaves off a millimeter of callous off my big toes with a knife.* The pumice stone wasn't getting the job done.
Mmm, crispy...
I have a very large callous on my left big toe, but I don't remove it because it actually helps with the constant rubbing of it against my shoe in fencing! ;D
Mine were actually causing me pain from wearing my work boots all day, so that's why I removed them. :P
Quote from: Groddil on June 15, 2017, 02:51:49 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 15, 2017, 02:18:53 AM
*Shaves off a millimeter of callous off my big toes with a knife.* The pumice stone wasn't getting the job done.
Mmm, crispy...
Yez.
Behold my manly work-stained hands. *Presents hands with black stuck into all the cracks and crevices that will never come out no matter how many times they are washed.*
pics or it didn't happen.
Hold on.
It didn't happen.
Pointlezz Irritatin' Calluz.
I may not have manly work-stained hands, but I do need a new razor... I ground down the steel edge with my face.
...Joking aside, I really don't fit the manly man stereotype. Slender frame, no facial hair, not particularly tall, don't much like physical labour... I don't even eat meat. (I do have a deep singing voice, though, as well as an axe - and I think I get bonus points for having made it.) People don't mistake me for a girl anymore, though, and that's really all I care about. :P
Quote from: Rusvul on June 19, 2017, 02:52:16 AM
(I do have a deep singing voice, though, as well as an axe - and I think I get bonus points for having made it.)
Yehhhh.
You get way more bonus points, of course, for actually being a competent smith. I've just had opportunities to mess around with metal :P
Yah. :P You still need a beard, though.
True ztory, vone toime vhen Ah vaz in 'oigh Zchool ah 'adnae 'ad me 'air cut in o'er at leazt a year (i.e. tvaz quoite lang) und ah vaz 'oidin' oot underneaz ze bleacherz afore P.E. (ah loike 'oidin') talkin' viz me friend vho vaz ztandin' by ze bleacherz, und ziz teacher came by und azked 'er (referrin' tae me) "Is she all right?". Ah 'ave kept me 'air zhort zince.
._.
Sucks. :P
I would never have imagined HIAG as having long hair. . .
I actually imagined him with (sort of) long brown hair. :P
I always imagined him as a weasel.
^^ ;D
Weasels can have hair.
Yes, but they don't just have long hairs springing from their head. I imagined HIAG as a two legged weasel, with fur everywhere. ;D
Danke schoen. :P
Bitte!
:P
*Flexes Muscles*
Forget chest hair, lets talk back hair!
I have little fuzzies on my back.
I don't have back hair, and very little chest hair. However, I do have lots of leg hair.
These are manly tears.
Quote from: Andy on August 17, 2017, 04:27:46 PM
I don't have back hair, and very little chest hair. However, I do have lots of leg hair.
You don't know the meaning of the word.
My dad doesn't know the meaning of the word "hair" either.
He is one with Mr.Clean.
Lol!
I want to meet your dad now.
Just ask every bald white man you see if he's my dad, and if he says yes, proceed to meet him.
I don't think it works like that.
You'll eventually find him.
Only zummat-billion o' zem on ziz planet. Zhouldnae take taae lang........
Revive!
Yaya someone get me an f250 that we can chill in the bed of while downing cans of dr pepper and mtn dew while jamming to the songs on the country station (Just no Luke okay hes fake)
No
You know whos fake
blake
hawhawhaw
Blake is just as fake as luke is ver ytrue
we nead Merle, and Lynyrd, and Ford, and Jackson and THE LACS TOO
Don't forget Willie!
^ _
O.o
I is confused.
Country music singers.
Bunch of straw eaters.
I do hate country music. Not the old kind more along the lines of Johnny Cash, but these nasal wails...quite aggravating. ;D
*Ducks for cover.*
Get out from behind me, I'm not a bunker.
Sorry! I was not aware that you were named "Cover". ;D
I'm not.
Well then why, when I wrote "Ducks behind COVER", did you think that I was ducking behind you?
Because you did.
Just go along with it you silly hedgehog.
on the topic of country singers, troy gentry died a couple days ago :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 19, 2017, 03:53:48 AM
Because you did.
Just go along with it you silly hedgehog.
VERY WELL MY GOOD SLAB OF STONE!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2017, 04:15:25 AM
on the topic of country singers, troy gentry died a couple days ago :'( :'( :'(
Awwwww. :(
I'm going to see that creepy clown movie now. It's my first R movie. I'm a real man now.
Bad Ash. No scawwy stuff.
IT is going to be your first R rated movie?
I watched my first R rated movie at 12. ;D
Red Cliff: Theatrical Version. ;D
*wraps a blanket around myself*
I don't plan to see an R rated movie until at least 18. I don't do well with scary things.
R rated sometimes just means realistic violence. R doesn't always mean scary. ;D
But... violence is scawwy.
Some violence is scary. "Saving Private Ryan", and "Hacksaw Ridge" constitute scary violence. Red Cliff's isn't really. ;D
Still, I don't trust the judgement of a cannibal on what is scary or not. ;D
You may have a point.... ;D
;D
Quote from: Ashleg on September 23, 2017, 10:18:27 PM
I'm going to see that creepy clown movie now. It's my first R movie. I'm a real man now.
When you have, watch the original movie. Then read the book and realise that the fact that there are no age restrictions on most books but there are on movies is ridiculously contradictory because the
It book is horrifying, much more so than the movie.
Am I a man or not? Because I haven't seen horror movies.
I hate horror movies. Would never watch one on purpose. I just don't see the appeal.
It only makes you scream like A LITTLE GIRL.
I've never actually seen a horror movie.
Good.
What are good, though, are Alfred Hitchcock suspense movies.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 24, 2017, 01:02:30 AM
Am I a man or not? Because I haven't seen horror movies.
Good Skarzs. *Hands Skarzs a bar of chocolate*
I've seen loads of horror movies. Never screamed or anything like that either. Horror is the best genre. Especially if you're viewing it with someone who scares easily.
I wouldn't scream. Just get sick as I try to rationalize and normalize the obviously unrationalizable and unnormalizable events going on onscreen. Also feel my mind wither in moral protest.
So yeah, I don't like horror. I'm not going to scream, but I probably will throw up. Maybe for some people, that's a compelling feeling, but if you ask me nausea isn't particularly entertaining.
I never felt nausea from any form of media, no matter the genre. Nausea is definitely not appealing, but I honestly don't see how horror films (aside from slashers that are overly gory) would generate nausea, in the first place. I actually prefer psychological horror to other kinds, and despite loving the genre I do know a lot of horror movies are of poor quality and that's unfortunate.
The appeal is the rush of adrenaline, among other things I'm much too tired to try and get into. Obviously it's not everyone's thing. My best friend actually hates horror.
That's what I like about suspense. Gets the adrenaline without stuff that is messed up.
It was good. It wasn't scary. Just too loud. Pennywise was a good actor, too.
ALSO, READING FICTIONAL SCARY STORIES DOESN'T SCARE ME. But I don't have patience for a 1000+ page book.
. . . Those are the best, though. . . .
Quote from: Ashleg on September 24, 2017, 02:13:10 AM
It was good. It wasn't scary. Just too loud. Pennywise was a good actor, too.
ALSO, READING FICTIONAL SCARY STORIES DOESN'T SCARE ME. But I don't have patience for a 1000+ page book.
I didn't say it was scary, I said it was horrifying. Like it's sickening and difficult to read. Like the club scene in
The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic, or
Half Bad by Sally Green.
That's a point.
@Cornflower MM Did you ever find it hard to read the first
Half Bad book. Like I don't mean you had to put it down, because I was enthralled, but like, because its so horrific what Nathan goes through you feel kinda ill?
Definitely.
EDIT: It also made me feel like a wimp, because there's no way I would have been able to do that.
Quote from: Andy on September 24, 2017, 01:35:34 AM
I never felt nausea from any form of media, no matter the genre. Nausea is definitely not appealing, but I honestly don't see how horror films (aside from slashers that are overly gory) would generate nausea, in the first place. I actually prefer psychological horror to other kinds, and despite loving the genre I do know a lot of horror movies are of poor quality and that's unfortunate.
The appeal is the rush of adrenaline, among other things I'm much too tired to try and get into. Obviously it's not everyone's thing. My best friend actually hates horror.
Like I said earlier, the nausea is actually mostly psychological for me. As far as I understand it, it comes from things that oppose the very nature of my worldview. Normally, if I meet something I am confused or don't understand, I can alter my perception of the way the world works to account for that fact. Horror movies present events and circumstances so extremely at odds to what I consider the fundamental nature of reality that I simply reject the premise of the entire thing, which somehow makes me sick. I don't understand it entirely; it is some form of cognitive dissonance, I think. That's why I can watch and analyze small pieces of horror, but as soon as I get drawn into the actual narrative, I have to stop. It also explains why some types of horror simply don't provoke any sort of reaction from me (mostly overly-corporeal type horror), because I simply reject the premise from the beginning.
I think, in no small part, my overly analytical and overtly moralist nature make any enjoyment of horror an impossibility.
(Also the fact that Mormons really aren't supposed to watch R-rated films. That cuts out pretty much all of the genre)
Bah. Trying to find logic in fantasy just ruins the fun.
That's not the issue, it opposes my foundational ideas about reality. It's not something I do on purpose, like I choose what meal I eat, it's just the way I comprehend things. Try changing your basic cognitive processes, and tell me how it works ::)
Wylder Treejumper, everyone.
Quote from: Maudie on September 24, 2017, 01:15:24 AM
I've never actually seen a horror movie.
I was going to say same...but I actually remember having watched several episodes of Dark Shadows. Really old horror series focusing on a really old vampire for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about. ;D
You know, there are some really disturbing horror books out there. I had no idea just how bad it was until I read an article about Stephan King's books. They are beyond disturbing, but not in a jump-scare way. And not exclusively a violent way.
I really hate the hype It has garnered, despite the wretched atrocity of a novel that it's based on.
Hmph. Just because I have a T in the middle of my personality type, doesn't make me an attraction. There are lots of other logically thinking people.
Very true. Now I wanna know what your full personality type is... (I'm sorry, I'm a Myers Briggs fanatic and I think these things are fascinating)
Just because Stephen King is good at writing horror doesn't make him disturbed. We all love to horrify our readers, whether we do it with gore, psychological horror, or just killing off beloved characters. He's just really good at it. Besides, it's not like he only writes horror. I mean, it's his speciality but he wrote other stuff too.
It's not because of what he writes. It is just what I have heard about him.
...this website is honestly scary sometimes.
Yyyyyes it is.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 24, 2017, 03:03:10 AM
(Also the fact that Mormons really aren't supposed to watch R-rated films. That cuts out pretty much all of the genre)
It's not, like, a blanket ban on all R-rated movies, right? I mean, some R-rated things aren't exactly inappropriate, just violent. Like the
Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition. It's a case-by-case basis.
Also, from what I've heard, the
It book is not only extremely horrifying but also inappropriate in other ways.
As was the movie from my reading of Plugged In. ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 24, 2017, 07:17:34 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 24, 2017, 03:03:10 AM
(Also the fact that Mormons really aren't supposed to watch R-rated films. That cuts out pretty much all of the genre)
It's not, like, a blanket ban on all R-rated movies, right? I mean, some R-rated things aren't exactly inappropriate, just violent. Like the Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition. It's a case-by-case basis.
No, not really. Indeed, if anything, it's more strict than that, including many PG-13 movies as well. The standards we use to evaluate media are in the 13th article of faith: "If there is anything virtuous, lovely, of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." Furthermore, the LDS youth standards guide lists the following types of media as those which should be avoided: anything vulgar, immoral, graphically violent, or pornographic. The combination of these two standards eliminates essentially every R-rated movie, and every horror movie, ever. A very few R-rated movies might slip through the cracks, but few enough that it is considered a general rule in LDS culture.
As for LOTR? I myself probably would stick with the original cut. There is a finite number of times I can watch Legolas shoot orcs through the head before I get sick of it (see the Hobbit #2). Indeed, minimizing violence is more faithful to the books; Tolkien was never graphic in his depictions of it. The story really isn't about war.
Yeah, most rated R movies are no goes for Mormons. It's kind of up to individual discretion.
I, for one, would apply the same rule to horror movies as well. Some of them I can't even watch the trailer without thinking "Nope nope nope". xD
I classed horror and R-rated movies together there, although they overlap enough that it should be pretty obvious.
Quote from: Delthion on September 24, 2017, 08:19:18 PM
As was the movie from my reading of Plugged In. ;D
Aye.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2017, 12:30:00 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 24, 2017, 07:17:34 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 24, 2017, 03:03:10 AM
(Also the fact that Mormons really aren't supposed to watch R-rated films. That cuts out pretty much all of the genre)
It's not, like, a blanket ban on all R-rated movies, right? I mean, some R-rated things aren't exactly inappropriate, just violent. Like the Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition. It's a case-by-case basis.
No, not really. Indeed, if anything, it's more strict than that, including many PG-13 movies as well. The standards we use to evaluate media are in the 13th article of faith: "If there is anything virtuous, lovely, of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." Furthermore, the LDS youth standards guide lists the following types of media as those which should be avoided: anything vulgar, immoral, graphically violent, or pornographic. The combination of these two standards eliminates essentially every R-rated movie, and every horror movie, ever. A very few R-rated movies might slip through the cracks, but few enough that it is considered a general rule in LDS culture.
As for LOTR? I myself probably would stick with the original cut. There is a finite number of times I can watch Legolas shoot orcs through the head before I get sick of it (see the Hobbit #2). Indeed, minimizing violence is more faithful to the books; Tolkien was never graphic in his depictions of it. The story really isn't about war.
Mm. Those standards are good ones. I've never seen a horror movie either, and I don't think I'd enjoy it. I sympathize too much with onscreen characters, and a bunch of gruesome deaths would be rather upsetting for me.
Not all horror involves gruesome death, for the record. Other things can be horrifying too.
I'm more wary of supernatural/paranormal horror movies. It's not just the violence that disturbs me, it's...well, I don't even know the right word for it. It's the distortion of the world.
I don't know... :P
@Maudie: Would you call it a contradiction in the fundamental nature of reality?
See, Skarzs? I'm not the only one! ;D
I guess so... ;D
Maudie, everyone!
I see I got an exclamation point. Thank you. ;D
Ta da.
Te de.
^pronounce that in German
It's also ta da
Da.
I watch a horror film, and then afterwards I think: why did I watch that? Why do I keep putting myself through these things? :D The ghosty ones make me the most wary. I am curious to see IT, and whenever I do I will again be thinking: why did I put myself through that? Yet I will keep being curious.
If you want to remove that curiosity without being put through the horror I highly recommend reading the reviews. Especially those of Plugged In. ;D
Yeah, just read the plot from the Wikipedia page. ;D
I saw the ending.
IT is very good. WATCH IT. No pun intended.
I'm good, thanks.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 25, 2017, 05:21:09 PM
IT is very good. WATCH IT. No pun intended.
IT is quite demonic actually.
Yeah because he's a heckin' evil spirit thing an' they have to defeat him.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 24, 2017, 01:52:47 PM
Very true. Now I wanna know what your full personality type is... (I'm sorry, I'm a Myers Briggs fanatic and I think these things are fascinating)
I(N/S)TP.
I split iNtuitive and Sensing right down the middle. My I and T are extreme values (as in, about 90-95% dominant) and my P is highly dominant (75%)
INT(P/J). ;D
INFP.
I feel like that might not be a surprise to those who know a lot about Myers Briggs :P
INTP for myself. ;D
Yay, introverts! (Even though technically I am an extrovert but still)
Since we're saying them, I'm INFJ.
I've gotten a few different results, but looking back I'm probably ENFP.
When I'm with close friends, I'm the loudest most obnoxious hecker in the world.
When I'm at school, people ask me if I'm mute. No joke.
Being an introvert kind of stinks.
ESFJ :)
ABCD
*Looks up all of the personality types so I can be a creepy personality stalker*
Quote from: Ashleg on September 26, 2017, 05:18:24 AM
When I'm with close friends, I'm the loudest most obnoxious hecker in the world.
When I'm at school, people ask me if I'm mute. No joke.
Being an introvert kind of stinks.
When they do that just start screaming in their face.
Then they'll ask if you're a mule... ;D
. . .
Ha. Hah. Haha. Hahah. Hahaha.
Haven't done that test in years. I'm probably under the most introverted options possible.
Anyone ever used a knife to shave? ;D
Not my face (yet).
I have gotten my knives to razor sharp, however. There is a bald spot near my wrist where I was testing it.
Yes.
It didn't work very well.
I hope it only failed to shave the hair. . . and did not succeed in cutting into your skin.
^ I second that.
I have once done this, and it went fine. Will probably do it again at some point.
It shaved very unevenly, and gave me a paper cut. Well, technically not a paper cut, but about that type.
You mean a knife cut? ;D
That generally implies something a bit more severe.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Shaving. Shaving is one of my all time favorite things to do.
I've not used a knife, but I really want to try a straight edge razor. It'd be so cool. Has anyone ever been to an Art of Shaving store? They have one here, I got an awesome shaving kit as a gift. Gillette Fusion ProShield with a vibrating grip, shaving creams and pre shave oil, as well as post shave lotion and a beaver hair brush to apply the cream. With hot water, it makes you feel like a new man. Especially since Inhave to shave everyday to keep this look, or else I like stupid.
You must have a lot more time than I do.
I once threw a grenade that killed fifty men. Then the explosion killed ten. ;D
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 30, 2017, 04:45:04 AM
You must have a lot more time than I do.
I did it for fun. And refreshment. I have stubble.
*Le gasp.* Søren posted without color!
Also, I am sat here looking at this thread without my shirt on. You're lucky there is a screen between yourself and my muscles.
Unfortunately I am still blinded by thy abs. ;D
And my pectorals.
...
*Throws up*
Apparently you are so muscular you made Rosie nauseous in the face of such greatness. ;D
*Throws up again*
I enjoy this. :P
You enjoy seeing vomit? Does the act of seeing women vomit upon the site of your chiseled abs bring you enjoyment?
HMM?!
The pain.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 06:28:00 AM
*Le gasp.* Søren posted without color!
Also, I am sat here looking at this thread without my shirt on. You're lucky there is a screen between yourself and my muscles.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DIDN'T WANT THAT MENTAL IMAGE. *Throws shirt at Skar*
Does Skarzs even have abs?
No.
HOW DARE YOU.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 01, 2017, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 06:28:00 AM
*Le gasp.* Søren posted without color!
Also, I am sat here looking at this thread without my shirt on. You're lucky there is a screen between yourself and my muscles.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DIDN'T WANT THAT MENTAL IMAGE. *Throws shirt at Skar*
I have two shirts on now. You're safe. ;D :P
*Poztz a Hammerfall muzic video tae change ze zubject*
I... do not like shaving. If I could grow a cool beard, that'd be sick. If my face would just stay smooth all the time, that'd be sick too. This garbage in-between-land where my face gets scratchy and scruffy-looking but doesn't ever get the the point of a cool beard is the worst.
Doesn't help that I have a fish-like razor and acne, of course.
On a different topic, I bruised my foot because I kicked a guy in the elbow. Note to self (and you guys). Don't do that.
Fun!
I don't think anyone likes shaving except for the results. . .
...I like shaving except that it means that I won't grow a beard... ;D
I hate shaving, but a beard would look wrong on me (plus I couldn't even grow one for now if I wanted to). So too does being totally clean shaven look wrong on me, though.
Get yourself a Jafar beard.
I'm trying to grow mine out, it'll eventually...
Heh. I'm not allowed to have a beard, even if I wanted one. As it is, though, I hate facial hair. Still, I need it, because once I'm old I'm going to grow a Gandalf beard. Just because I can.
Yes. ;D
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 06, 2017, 06:34:44 AM
Heh. I'm not allowed to have a beard, even if I wanted one. As it is, though, I hate facial hair. Still, I need it, because once I'm old I'm going to grow a Gandalf beard. Just because I can.
What about his eyebrows though? Will you attempt to imitate them as well? ;D
"Extending out past the edge of his wide-brimmed hat."
At least you have a gauge to go by with your own cowboy hat. ;D
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Campaign hats are not cowboy hats. ;D
Whatever.
Quote from: Delthion on October 06, 2017, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 06, 2017, 06:34:44 AM
Heh. I'm not allowed to have a beard, even if I wanted one. As it is, though, I hate facial hair. Still, I need it, because once I'm old I'm going to grow a Gandalf beard. Just because I can.
What about his eyebrows though? Will you attempt to imitate them as well? ;D
That would take some doing, I think.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 06, 2017, 05:41:03 PM
"Extending out past the edge of his wide-brimmed hat."
At least you have a gauge to go by with your own cowboy hat. ;D
That quote from the book was always strange, 'cause like, if the hat is wide-brimmed his eyebrows must be super long, which totally doesn't make sense.
That's from the Hobbit, and the Hobbit was originally just a story he told his children from what I've heard.
Goatee vhy vill ye nae grov properly??? Ach!
Eeeg. Improper goatees are . . . Gross.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 06, 2017, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 06, 2017, 05:41:03 PM
"Extending out past the edge of his wide-brimmed hat."
At least you have a gauge to go by with your own cowboy hat. ;D
That quote from the book was always strange, 'cause like, if the hat is wide-brimmed his eyebrows must be super long, which totally doesn't make sense.
Yes indeed. ;D
;D
Quote from: Delthion on October 06, 2017, 11:27:11 PM
That's from the Hobbit, and the Hobbit was originally just a story he told his children from what I've heard.
Yeah I know, but still.
My friends were telling me that if I shave, they can't take me seriously... ::)
Would you take agent 47 seriously?
No.
How dare you.
I prefer Sean Connery.
Ah.
As Ash would say, "Do we have an accord?"
NEVAH. BALD IS BEAUTIFUL AND MANLY.
Alright, like this?
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSX1zxwekjSdJ1ndUNVId33143R0IM0t-ritpSq7e2N0Fmdy64) ;D
Quite! ;D
Jawol, Herr commandant!
Nice save.
You saw that, did you?
It didn't work very well, to say the least.
Heh.
I know a man's man, and he doesn't need facial hair for it.
gonna
I have yet to see that.
Ve 'ave a record...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Lilli_Marlene_1939.jpg/1200px-Lilli_Marlene_1939.jpg)
C'MON. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT DO YOU STALL FOR?
WE WON THE WAR-WHAT WAS IT ALL FOR?
IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, BURR, WHAT DO YOU FALL FOR?
TUNA FISHES!
Quote from: Ashleg on November 06, 2017, 11:30:34 PM
WHAT DO YOU STALL FOR?
WE WON THE WAR-WHAT WAS IT ALL FOR?
IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, BURR, WHAT DO YOU FALL FOR?
A duel...
(http://rs794.pbsrc.com/albums/yy228/jade95_2010/GIFS-ANIMATIONS/fish-keep-swimming-nemo-Favimcom-231777.gif?w=280&h=210&fit=crop)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2017, 11:40:59 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 06, 2017, 11:30:34 PM
WHAT DO YOU STALL FOR?
WE WON THE WAR-WHAT WAS IT ALL FOR?
IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, BURR, WHAT DO YOU FALL FOR?
A duel...
To the pain.
A man will sacrifice for his family to make for them the life they deserve.
A male will make his family suffer to make the life he wants.
A man stands for what is right.
A male does what feels right.
A boy does a mix of both. ;D
You're missing the point. . .
Intentional.
Do you guys not know me by now? Come on.
. . . Okee.
Manliness is not about being macho. It's not about how big your muscles are or how good your beard looks. It's the principles you stand for and the strength with which you keep them.
Strictly speaking, a man is an adult human male.
By definition, yes. But by nature, no.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 19, 2017, 09:02:12 PM
. . . Okee.
Manliness is not about being macho. It's not about how big your muscles are or how good your beard looks. It's the principles you stand for and the strength with which you keep them.
Y'mean, being a gentleman?
Nah. Being gentlemanly is not necessary. I know several people who are about as far from gentlemanly as possible, but I'd definitely consider them "real men."
You don't have to be a gentleman to stand by your principles or be strong in your convictions.
And yet, I would argue that one of those principles for which a real man ought to stand for most stridently is civility- the decent respect between human beings.
Aye.
I guess my mom is a real man...
. . .
Isn't it obvious what a real man is?
As long as he's a male, adult, and real he qualifies as a real man (Sorry dwayne jognso n)
*Squishes Ash.*
dwayne johnson
...Yeah. I'm with Ash on this one. "Man" is a status that any boy can achieve by living long enough. Ideas of hard work, sacrifice, standing by one's principles, doing what's right... Not only are these traits far from ubiquitous among men, they're also (as Corn pointed out) in no way exclusive to men. Arbitrarily defining a "real man" as someone who meets a certain set of moral standards is... well, arbitrary, kind of strange, and potentially harmful.
Great let's start a debate about our personal definitions of what we imagine who or what men should become or represent. ::)
Quote from: Rusvul on December 22, 2017, 06:34:50 PM
...Yeah. I'm with Ash on this one. "Man" is a status that any boy can achieve by living long enough. Ideas of hard work, sacrifice, standing by one's principles, doing what's right... Not only are these traits far from ubiquitous among men, they're also (as Corn pointed out) in no way exclusive to men. Arbitrarily defining a "real man" as someone who meets a certain set of moral standards is... well, arbitrary, kind of strange, and potentially harmful.
*Internal screaming.* ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 23, 2017, 12:13:19 AM
Great let's start a debate about our personal definitions of what we imagine who or what men should become or represent. ::)
You say that like debates are a bad thing. This is a nice, friendly debate. No one's being mean, no one really seems to be getting huffy. . . Is there a problem with this sort of debate?
I'm just a little burnt out about them right now. . . Also my headache is affecting my mood. . .
I see. Headaches suck.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 23, 2017, 03:12:44 AM
I'm just a little burnt out about them right now. . . Also my headache is affecting my mood. . .
Awww. *Hugs* Yeah pain's hard to deal with. You should see me when I'm in pain. I become irritable
real fast. I really should work on that... :P
We don't have to debate (though I will if you'd like to). I'm happy to agree to disagree. However, if it's alright for you and Wylder to discuss your your views on manhood and the meaning thereof in The Manly Thread--and I absolutely think it is, that seems like exactly what this thread is for--then it follows that it's alright for me to disagree, and put forth my own ideas.
You're right.
orc
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on December 23, 2017, 04:46:14 AM
orc
Those aren't men! Well, depending on who you ask. Tolkein's orcs aren't men because orcs are orcs and men are men. Warhammer orks aren't men because they're boyz (and fungi). You could probably call a Warcraft or D&D orc a man, though.
Quote from: Rusvul on December 23, 2017, 05:33:56 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on December 23, 2017, 04:46:14 AM
orc
Those aren't men! Well, depending on who you ask. Tolkein's orcs aren't men because orcs are orcs and men are men. Warhammer orks aren't men because they're boyz (and fungi). You could probably call a Warcraft or D&D orc a man, though.
well akchyuall y tolkien orcs are elves so oooooooo
also warcraft bahahaha
Here's a question for y'all: What's the difference between a "man" and a "dude"?
Wut.
Choice of language? Same thing with "guy" or "guys."
I was just playing
Okee dokee.
Quote from: Søren on December 26, 2017, 08:52:36 PM
Here's a question for y'all: What's the difference between a "man" and a "dude"?
Man's a male, dude is gender neutral.
Technically, "dude" is male. "Dudette/dudess" is the female equivalent .
Dude is about the most informal word you can address people with, technicalities don't really matter with it.
No, no; THIS is a "dude".
He sounds like Crush from Nemo.
SURFER STERYOTYPES RING TRUE
Wapahh!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/3/30/Crush-FN.png/revision/latest?cb=20131111065956)
Crush?
Dude!
Don't you know your Finding Nemo turtles? Honestly.
I have a Crush puppet that is very old and floppy and sad.
Just like you Ash! ;D
Did someone steal your comma again, Del?
Yes... :'(
*Hoards the commas.* I love commas.
The why, pray tell, did you not write a sentence that was long enough to warrant a comma?
Because, sir, I will use them sparingly, and only when necessary and proper.
Bald and handsome.
(https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/legacy_thumbnail/1200x630/format/jpg/quality/85/http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F3757106%2Fimages%2Fn-CAILLOU-628x314.jpg)
I said handsome. Not infantile.
(https://weta.org/sites/default/files/styles/highlight_20-80/public/Arthur_640x360.jpg?itok=KD1Ke-g3&c=820d37597210616e93617c8da4288446)
Stop.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iyCUYsPn_sk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Never stop, Russa, NEVER.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NO!
This is hilarious. ;D
You are awful.
Awfully awesome! ;D
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/462229452479401984/hu7HTUH7_400x400.jpeg)
Better.
Plot twist: Skarzs is actually Mr. Clean.
(https://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/tim-lockwood-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-2-28.2.jpg)
Without the earring, almost no eyebrows,and I'm not smiling.
(https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/scale_crop_768_433/2018/04/infinitywar5a4bb0cd79630-h_2018.jpg)
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I wish I had the thanking feature just for these posts. XD
You can just thank your sisters in person. ;)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rq9yFpPt1reugqko1_500.png)
If this isn't manly, I don't know what is.
This.
(https://verkoren.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/carrying-in-groceries-always-all-in-one-trip.png)
Bringing all the groceries into the house in one trip.
I feels this is manly...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/00/32/bf0032da9ee2d5e1e4ff17d3e6d54ebd.gif)
Eh.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/k3kqJ2d8cUvSM/giphy.gif)
;D
revive
Hmmm...
MAN
MEN?
MENLINESS.
And, for some strange reason, capital letters.
MANLY MAN.
MENLY MEN.
ALL CAPS.
TWO-TO-FIVE WORD SENTENCES.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2019, 12:19:03 AM
TWO-TO-FIVE WORD SENTENCES.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 11, 2019, 11:19:51 PM
And, for some strange reason, capital letters.
^^^ I COUNT SEVEN... :P
MANLY MANLINESS.
Most of the posts on previous pages are much longer. Mine is in keeping with the apparent comedy this thread has devolved to.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2019, 01:16:33 AM
with the apparent comedy this thread has devolved to.
Restore it then
*Steps on soapbox behind podium*
Friends! Forum members! Fans of Redwall! Lend me your eyes! For too long have we allowed these topics to spiral into pointlessness! The inherent cause is the members themselves! I admit that I too, have fallen into this trap! This is because we let ourselves be reminded of something witty, cheesy or otherwise humorous. This cannot be avoided; nay: should we constrain our sense of humor? Would that not dull our imagination? 'Tis a fact! Let us mention our 'references', our 'witticisms', and our 'jokes'. However! Let us also exercise restraint! Though we may laugh, and though we come here to converse, let us converse on the afore mentioned topic! Do you also vow?
Hear, hear!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2019, 01:40:27 AM
*Steps on soapbox behind podium*
Friends! Forum members! Fans of Redwall! Lend me your eyes! For too long have we allowed these topics to spiral into pointlessness! The inherent cause is the members themselves! I admit that I too, have fallen into this trap! This is because we let ourselves be reminded of something witty, cheesy or otherwise humorous. This cannot be avoided; nay: should we constrain our sense of humor? Would that not dull our imagination? 'Tis a fact! Let us mention our 'references', our 'witticisms', and our 'jokes'. However! Let us also exercise restraint! Though we may laugh, and though we come here to converse, let us converse on the afore mentioned topic! Do you also vow?
Avroight, reztraint, toime fer zome excercize! Firzt 20 Puzh-upz, zen ten 10-Mile lapz, folloved by 80 intenze Pull-upz, und zen 50 Crunchez!
*Flexes muscles.* *Rubs beard.* *Steps out of my truck onto the back of a wild bison.* No. MAN.
*Stokes mustache *Cracks knuckles
Not a problem.
*Gets off motorcycle
Let do this!
*Mounts alligator
*pulls out an AK*
I don't need an AK. I am already a weapon of mass destruction.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2019, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 12, 2019, 02:24:52 PM
*pulls out an AK*
Nice peashooter.
*pulls out AR-15*
this is a peashooter. That is an assault rifle.
*Pulls out M-1 Garand*
This is a battle rifle.
*Pulls out M-82 A1*
This is
SHEER DOOM!!!
Do you think I'm stupid enough to use a Normal AK?!?!
*pats ak* This baby s a modified AK! Converted to anti tank rounds, an ACOG scope, and a flash hider. It can also go semi-auto if needed, rather than being full auto allte time.
One-Eye, do you realize the girth of antitank cartridges? Their operating pressures? Their power? Their length? You don't have a modified AK; you have a custom-built Dragunov.
Yes.
*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*
You're an orangutan.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2019, 06:30:47 PM
*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*
*Rubs chin*
I shaved today, too...
@Tungro is that him?
Ah've ne'er zhaved in me loife!
It daez get trimmed zomevot at ze 'aircutter zough.
*Narrows eyes*
Y'all, my sinew is shrinking. I need to build up my much needed muscle tone.
...Theeeeeeennnn..... wooorrrkk oouutt?
On an unrelated niote, I haven't shaved in three weeks.
*coughs up fluids* (You grow da face hairs) *Begins to wish I had that ability* I fail at those cheeky pushups, Verdauga.
Growing the face hairs is simple.
Not if you are a lad.
Mm.
If I hadn't just shaved, I'd be be stroking my nice, thick "beard" like the wise wizard I am.
Quote from: UNKN0WN on December 01, 2012, 10:20:00 PM
One Dragon to rule them all, One Dragon to find them,
One Dragon to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
in the land of Dragons, were the Dragons lie.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 04, 2020, 11:37:26 PM
If I hadn't just shaved, I'd be be stroking my nice, thick "beard" like the wise wizard I am.
So, like one or two hairs?
Wow.
How rude, Kade. I trust Sebias has a beard that will thrill you and chill you. :)
:)
Can anyone here lift more than nine pounds?
yes.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
Can anyone here lift more than nine pounds?
I believe most people can. Not all, but most.
do you like toads more or frogs?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
Can anyone here lift more than nine pounds?
I believe most people can. Not all, but most.
Thank you. I probably needed to know that.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2020, 03:01:17 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
Can anyone here lift more than nine pounds?
I believe most people can. Not all, but most.
Thank you. I probably needed to know that.
T'is good information to have.
Better information to have is the fact that taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
tis is fun...
Indeed.
Lass, do you want to grow a beard?
hmm, that would be cool...(I have been called "a fine young man" :laugh:)
You've come to the right place, then. We will surely make you "a fine young man" with a marvelous beard.
if only I could skip the itchy part...
It isn't that bad, honestly.
for you maybe, but I have very long and sharp nails...
And who's fault is that?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
Can anyone here lift more than nine pounds?
Multiply that by 36.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:28:41 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 04, 2020, 11:37:26 PM
If I hadn't just shaved, I'd be be stroking my nice, thick "beard" like the wise wizard I am.
So, like one or two hairs?
Maybe... *Punches Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 03:22:15 PM
You've come to the right place, then. We will surely make you "a fine young man" with a marvelous beard.
Mr. I'll make a man out of youuuuuuuuuuuu!
^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 04:10:26 PM
And who's fault is that?
I don't know, but if I clip them, it'll be very painful...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 06:16:35 PM
You've come to the right place, then. We will surely make you "a fine young man" with a marvelous beard.
Mr. I'll make a man out of youuuuuuuuuuuu!
[/quote]
I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Edit: Agh what did I do? The quote went wrong.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 06, 2020, 06:54:51 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 06:16:35 PM
You've come to the right place, then. We will surely make you "a fine young man" with a marvelous beard.
Mr. I'll make a man out of youuuuuuuuuuuu!
I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Edit: Agh what did I do? The quote went wrong.
*Puts a fake mustache on Eb and Lass* Ok, well, this is a start at least.
*cuts heir short*
Not as short as mine.
I never said it was.
?
*Does manly things.*
I have a car mouse
*eats things*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:35:21 PM
*cuts heir short*
I was going to say something, but Kade beat me to it. You misspelt 'hair' (I assume that's what you intended to do).
yes that.
Quote from: Booklover on February 06, 2020, 05:56:06 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:35:21 PM
*cuts heir short*
I was going to say something, but Kade beat me to it. You misspelt 'hair' (I assume that's what you intended to do).
You feel the need to correct her eight posts later?
*Does manliest things possible*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 06, 2020, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 06, 2020, 05:56:06 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:35:21 PM
*cuts heir short*
I was going to say something, but Kade beat me to it. You misspelt 'hair' (I assume that's what you intended to do).
You feel the need to correct her eight posts later?
It was the first time I'd seen her post.
*grins*
*Doesn't grin, 'cause that isn't a manly thing to do.*
Says who? *Grins in a manly way*
Look, a small childling has taken the place of Seb. How quaint.
-.-
He got "muscles" and it went to his head.
Having head muscles is a good thing.
That's true. I hear having a head at all is also a good thing.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 05:41:52 PM
Having head muscles is a good thing.
Especially between the ears.
Indeed. And brains. Though, not as much as muscles.
*Howls in the manliest of ways*
Hey, bud, are ya tryin' t' pick a fight? *Flexes*
*Watches in horror as Seb's muscles deflate*
*Performs an Otterbadger OVERFLEX, the most powerful flex of all.*
*ingests a powerful manly drink*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 07, 2020, 07:04:35 PM
*ingests a powerful manly drink*
*Squints suspiciously* And what kind of a drink is that? Blood?
You have odd ideas.
Yes, Seb has odd ideas.
No, he said you. ;D
What colour are the inner depths of your soul?
Colors unbeknownst to humankind.
Ultra violent? Infra dead? Mauve?
*draws in a very manly way*
I would like to see that, actually.
okay, come over then you can ;D
Not today, sorry. ^-^
(https://i.ibb.co/yh2JDQb/WIN-20200208-15-49-00-Pro.jpg)
how O,o
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 08, 2020, 03:37:05 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 02:34:55 AM
I would like to see that, actually.
*Points to my art thread.*
Ah, true. But I was meaning more the fact that Lass is a female who says she is drawing in a very manly way.
Emulating me, obviously.
*grins*
Revive! I brought this thread back from page three! You're welcome, Lass.
Should I ask what you meant from bringing it back from page three, or should I just talk about my 'stache?
Manstache.
And Zat is Zee best kind!
Agreed.
*grones*
Do you not like the 'stache?
aye.
Hmph
*Chops tree down, 'cus that's totally many.*
:'(
*A moment of silence is held for the tree.*
you do know that ents are dudes, right? ;D
Not all.
yes all.
What about the Ent-wives?
they all died...
All of them?
Ent-wives: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7075516/1/The-Fate-of-the-Ents
yup, every one.
Yeah, I suppose they did.
That or left.
deid
*not living
*without life
Treebeard said that the Ent-wives hadn't died, they'd just lost them.
In any case, ents are ents and ent-wives are ent-wives, thus, all ents are male.
*Falls asleep, but in an erupting volcano which stops erupting for fear of what the Otterbadger will do to it if woken.*
Your fur is now burnt. Haha.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 12:17:45 AM
Treebeard said that the Ent-wives hadn't died, they'd just lost them.
nope, treebeard is rong, they all burnt to death..
'Matilda, Who Told Lies and Burned to Death' by Hilaire Belloc.
:o
Look it up. It's amusing.
oh.................................oh my...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:04:12 AM
Your fur is now burnt. Haha.
*Is still asleep with a full, luxuriously soft and shiny coat of fur.*
*Lifts weights.*
Protein shake!
*Shakes proteins ro their core.*
why did I read that as "Snake"
*Facepalms.*
Doesn't help that I misspelled "to"
>_>
<_<
>_<
<_<
What?
*blinks*
*Does MENLY things.*
. . . .
*Mows the lawn.*
::)
*throws stuff*
*Watches it crash and break into pieces.*
See, this is why we can't have nice things.
*as the "stuff" is a spunge, does not understand*
*As you didn't specify, I decided that it was fragile.*
*And Expensive.*
*And you're grounded.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:41:36 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:04:12 AM
Your fur is now burnt. Haha.
*Is still asleep with a full, luxuriously soft and shiny coat of fur.*
*feels very tempted to stroke Kade's fur*
Ha.
I resisted the temptation.
Fair enough.
It was hard.
His fur is soft.
Mm. *is watching Kade's fur moves as he breaths*
That's a very weird thing to do.
IT'S FLUFFY.
*Slaps Kade's belly.*
*gasps* You flattened the fluffyness!
Yeh, that's why I did it.
:'(
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 25, 2020, 01:52:29 AM
*Slaps Kade's diamond hard abs.*
*Snuffles and rolls over, remaining asleep and apparently unaffected. And since all of this is done with a gorgeous coat of the fluffiest fur inside of a volcano, it is clearly manly.*
Yeah right.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 11:00:30 PM
*And you're grounded.*
but? how? what!?
NNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stretches out luxuriously, remaining asleep. So manly.*
*Bites a diamond in half.*
*looks at diamond, then at Skarz* my I?
Go ahead.
thankee *puts the two halfs of the diamond away in a box* there, now no one will cut them self on it.
*Cuts self on cardboard box.*
*Decides to unground Lass.*
(Those two things don't seem all that related ;D)
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 02:06:03 PM
*Cuts self on cardboard box.*
*Decides to unground Lass.*
It might not have been a cardboard box. Diamonds are rarely kept in cardboard boxes, although if they were it's probably less likely for them to get stolen, since burglars probably try to look for the expensive things, and therefore not the cardboard boxes.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 03:03:05 PM
(Those two things don't seem all that related ;D)
(They weren't. I have odd attention spans.)
(http://img.ent.com.pk/MArbhFpwG6k.jpg)
That guy has no abs.
Indeed.
HE! NEEDS! A! SHERT!!!!
(Shirts aren't manly.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 05:30:34 AM
HE! NEEDS! A! SHERT!!!!
*takes off shirt*
I'm not sure what a "shert" is. Perhaps an animal similar to an alpaca?
please put that back on, I still want my eyes.
-_-
die in a hole.
*is completely unaffected by half naked people just to spite Lass*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 05:35:33 AM
*is completely unaffected by half naked people just to spite Lass*
(Are you sure that's a wise decision?)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hahahaha
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:36:56 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 05:35:33 AM
*is completely unaffected by half naked people just to spite Lass*
(Are you sure that's a wise decision?)
(No, not at all. ^-^)
Why? I said shirt not armor.
IT'S NOT JUST YOU!
*Rolls over with a yawn, disturbed by the yelling, but doesn't wake up. Marvelously soft fur glistens in a very manly way.*
*grones*
*Stretches luxuriously.* (Note: this is in a volcano, making all actions manly by default.)
*face plants on the ground*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 05:55:48 AM
*face plants on the ground*
(Which is manly, given that it occurs in a volcano.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:55:35 AM
*Stretches luxuriously.* (Note: this is in a volcano, making all actions manly by default.)
How come?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 05:57:50 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:55:35 AM
*Stretches luxuriously.* (Note: this is in a volcano, making all actions manly by default.)
How come?
("How come?" to which part?)
Volcano is manly.
*hids in tree*
*flexes*
But what makes a volcano manly? (or doing anything in a volcano manly?)
('Cause volcanoes represent unrestrained power, which is something that appeals to men. Thus, it is manly.)
*Rolls belly up, snuffling in his sleep.*
Uh huh. Well, this particular volcano looks pretty dormant to me. Perhaps you should find one with lava in it.
*vomits*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 06:54:40 AM
*Falls asleep, but in an erupting volcano which stops erupting for fear of what the Otterbadger will do to it if woken.*
(Not dormant. Held back by my sleeping manliness.)
Okaaaaaaaay...
*Continues sleeping, soft fur shining in a manly way.*
(Speaking of sleeping, I'm heading to sleep. Catch you all later ^-^)
Sleep well!
Real men don't sleep. The only rest we need is cardio.
What.
Heh, I geuss Kade is a boy then. . .
Watching this conversation spiral was entertaining :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 06:57:31 AM
Real men don't sleep. The only rest we need is cardio.
Can't build muscle without sleep. Sleeping is the manliest thing one can do, really, 'cause it shows that you aren't scared of anything that could happen
while you're sleeping.
I sleep more than Lass.
You're so manly.
*sits on Kade*
*Is still technically sleeping belly up. Does not awake.*
*hurriedly stands up*
*...on Kade*
Wrong.
:P
This is an odd thread.
yeah...
Yup.
And to think, this is the thread where I made my declaration (which I promptly broke.)
*splats*
(Declaration?)
*Curls up into a ball, but in a very manly way.*
Uh huh....
;D
"declaration"
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2019, 01:40:27 AM
*Steps on soapbox behind podium*
Friends! Forum members! Fans of Redwall! Lend me your eyes! For too long have we allowed these topics to spiral into pointlessness! The inherent cause is the members themselves! I admit that I too, have fallen into this trap! This is because we let ourselves be reminded of something witty, cheesy or otherwise humorous. This cannot be avoided; nay: should we constrain our sense of humor? Would that not dull our imagination? 'Tis a fact! Let us mention our 'references', our 'witticisms', and our 'jokes'. However! Let us also exercise restraint! Though we may laugh, and though we come here to converse, let us converse on the afore mentioned topic! Do you also vow?
(Ah, well I'm keeping the topic on pointe at least.)
*Manly furball cuteness intensifies.*
(Sorta.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 08:30:06 PM
*Manly furball cuteness.*
That should be your new nickname.
I wouldn't be against it, it'd be pretty funny ;D
Well, don't expect me to use it. Too much to type, when I could just type "Kade".
(Just leave it copied to your clipboard for easy use ;D)
(Foiled again! AHH!)
Hehehe
*Manly furball cuteness intensifies even more.*
*looks at the small lump of fluff* Aw!
::)
no, small, not large!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 09:21:38 PM
::)
Yes, large, not small!
(Otterbadgers are anything but small ^-^)
I'm not refuring to you.
(Then who?)
zip.
Manly and cuteness are not words that work well together.
(Men can be cute, and in a good way to. Take this fluffy Otterbadger for example ;D.)
you are so vane.
In a really funny way.
Close your eyes, Lass. I'm about to be manly.
-_-
O_o
Teer, please don't take your top off.
Seriously! Why not? The guys are allowed to do it! It's not fair. I want to be able to run around half naked too!
Help.
*takes shirt off and flexes muscles*
*hides*
Scary thing is, depending on how much physical work she does, Teer may have more muscles than I.
Yeah, nudity is overrated. *puts shirt back on* But seriously, check out mah muscles. *flexes*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:07:24 PM
Scary thing is, depending on how much physical work she does, Teer may have more muscles than I.
'Tis quite possible.
Wow... musselsmuscles...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:07:24 PM
Scary thing is, depending on how much physical work she does, Teer may have more muscles than I.
I doubt it. My physical fitness is currently rather terrible. I can barely do fifteen push ups.
I got tired out from swinging chopping at a pine tree earlier today. I can't be much better.
I suppose a beast doesn't need to be awfully strong when he can just teleport something to where he wants it.
*vomits*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:14:32 PM
I suppose a beast doesn't need to be awfully strong when he can just teleport something to where he wants it.
I agree. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 11:21:16 PM
*vomits*You okay there, Lass?
*vomits again* nooo
What ails you?
Teer. she sat on meee-*vomits again*
good thing she has scails
>.<
please stop!
This should be interesting.
well, it's not.
It's not like that affects me.
lies!
I...
Well, what do I do now? I'm not looking in Teer's direction.
*sort of gentleman intensifies*
Well, she's re-clothed herself since then. Luckily I'm still technically asleep, being all manly and fluffy and what have you.
. . .
Teer just took her shirt off. We need to call this in, all the way up the chain. I say we contact the news station immediately.
nope.
*laughter*
Why?
I laugh randomly.
okay :P
I have returned my shirt to its former position on my body. Partial nudity is overrated...
Besides, I don't look that bad, do I?
7/10
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 03:09:24 AM
I have returned my shirt to its former position on my body. Partial nudity is overrated...
Besides, I don't look that bad, do I?
I am not authorized to answer this question.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:12:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 03:09:24 AM
I have returned my shirt to its former position on my body. Partial nudity is overrated...
Besides, I don't look that bad, do I?
I am not authorized to answer this question.
XD
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 03:09:24 AM
I have returned my shirt to its former position on my body. Partial nudity is overrated...
Besides, I don't look that bad, do I?
when you have your shirt on, you look good.
I'm going to just leave that alone. . .
Goos idea. . .
GOOSE?
No, g.o.o.s
Two pages, guys. Two. Pages.
Yeah, well things happened.
No kidding!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 03, 2020, 01:50:07 PM
Two pages, guys. Two. Pages.
Nine, for me. Although I missed yesterday's, so might be slightly less.
Oh wow. I just read all the pages I missed. For me, around seven of them are yesterday's, and that's just this thread. I probably have another 50 unread topics or something still to go.
Never take a day off around here ;D
2020-03-01 0 269 0 24 10037
2020-03-02 3 953 0 31 13624
2020-03-03 0 254 1 58 6284
Also, for today it's more like 271 or 272 for posts, by now.
:P
This is an odd world. But the world is quiet here.
*starts reading Sixclaw*
*Is still sleeping, curled up in a fluffy ball that radiates masculinity.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 08:35:26 PM
*starts reading Sixclaw*
I've heard good things about that; tell me what you think of it... I suppose.
It's a great fic, you should read it!
So I hear.
there are guns too!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 03, 2020, 03:11:49 AM
7/10
*nods appreciatively* That's a pretty good score, actually. I think I'll still stick to wearing my clothes though. I can flex just as well fully clad.
*Le sigh.*
The abilities Kade has to express his feelings while he's asleep never ceases to amaze me.
Hah.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 09:11:26 PM
The abilities Kade has to express his feelings while he's asleep never ceases to amaze me.
(Sorry, sorry, let me rephrase that.)
(*Le sigh.*)
*sighs*
*flexes*
*Flexes in his sleep, still ultra fluffy.*
*is ultra-scaly*
Errr...*backs away*
*Fluffing intensifies.*
Awwww! a ball of FLUFE!
*tentatively strokes Kade's fluff*
*It is extremely soft and comfortable to the touch.*
He would make a nice rug.
Don't you dare! I still have control in this thread.
At the moment...
Teer, please.
I'm doing my best, Lass. Nobeast will turn Kade into a rug while I'm alive, even if she does get control.
*Is still sleeping soundly.*
He is oblivious to the danger he's in.
At the moment, he's not in danger. I have control, remember?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 10:38:07 PM
*Is still sleeping soundly.*
*trys to drag Kade to safety*
He isn't in danger, Lass.
*slowly strokes Kade's fluffyness*
*lies down and goes to sleep*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 03, 2020, 10:59:18 PM
*slowly strokes Kade's fluffyness*
*It is soft and warm, and feels quite pleasent beneath your paw. You can tell, however, that it exudes a manly presence.*
Kade is a very manly otterbadger.
(Obviously ;D)
*flexes*
You need to stop doing that. It can't be good for you.
Since when did you ever care about my health?
... Good point.
O.O
Three.
I still have to live in this body so I'd appreciate it if you didn't break it.
Maybe I should break it.
I have the power to cause your friend a lot of pain.
Yes, yes, I'll behave myself.
*flexes again*
Ugh!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 12:58:06 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 12:39:06 AM
Three.
thee whats?
(Pages, probably)
*Remains sleeping. Manly, yet soft and cuddly. The juxtaposition of the two conflicting concepts only enhancing both.*
Juxtaposition. I appreciate that word.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 03, 2020, 10:59:18 PM
*slowly strokes Kade's fluffyness*
*It is soft and warm, and feels quite pleasent beneath your paw. You can tell, however, that it exudes a manly presence.*
Oh I can, can I? *continues stroking*
*drops Kade on a Huge pillow*
*comes back to save every beast else*
(Hai?)
would you rether fall into a river?
(Wrong thread Lass :laugh:)
nope, she is in here to.
(I'm not rolling down a hill towards a river in this thread.)
The river, however, is not in this thread.
Tis.
(Currently, I'm sleeping in a volcano that has been made dormant by my mere presence. I assume the rest of the gang has been congregating nearby as well. No icy rivers here, sorry!)
Cool! I didn't know that.
*War Boy.exe intensifies*
*flexing also intensifies*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 01:54:09 AM
Cool! I didn't know that.
Yar indeed. See below...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 06:54:40 AM
*Falls asleep, but in an erupting volcano which stops erupting for fear of what the Otterbadger will do to it if woken.*
Show off.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 01:27:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 03, 2020, 10:59:18 PM
*slowly strokes Kade's fluffyness*
*It is soft and warm, and feels quite pleasent beneath your paw. You can tell, however, that it exudes a manly presence.*
Oh I can, can I? *continues stroking*
*You
totally feel the juxtaposition between cute and cuddly, and strong and manly as you stroke the Otterbadger fur. Your paw sinks into the warm fluff.*
Mm. *doesn't stop*
and yet they say I'm Mad?
^-^
*Stretches out luxuriously, remaining asleep. The volcano doesn't dare move for fear of waking him.*
*vomits*
You have been asleep for ages.
(I'm making up for the sleep I miss IRL :laugh: I'll probably wake up soon though.)
*waves*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:16:17 AM
and yet they say I'm Mad?
There's nothing mad about stroking that fluff, Lass. It feels seriously amazing. (And super manly)
>_>
*Is currently planning the fastest escape route out of the Cellars.*
(The only escape is death.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:16:17 AM
and yet they say I'm Mad?
Their madness does not in any way lessen yours. In fact, your association with these mad creatures only enhances yours in comparison to the rest of the world.
*is thinking about deleting forum account*
Noooooooo! Don't you even consider it! How dare you even mention such a terrible thing!
I already considered it.
(But why? We certainly don't want to see you go.)
take a guess.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 06:11:42 PM
*is thinking about deleting forum account*
Why would you do that!?!?
The people on here?
The low supply of shirts.
(We are not changing that. It's difficult to be manly with a shirt on.)
Na, I'm fine now.
fell free to be shirtles
I'll pass, thanks.
(By the way, if you leave I'll never speak to you again. On the forum.)
:laugh:
I know. :laugh:
Lass... I need you. Nerek is getting stronger and, without you, I will get weaker. She will succeed in taking over and I'll be banished into the recesses of my own brain forever.
I'll just sit here quietly and hope she ignores you.
H-how? dude, you need to like, chill.
*raises eyebrow* I'm not the one stuttering.
you like have, two people like in you, you know that?
Like, yes. Not exactly what's going on but I suppose that's a good way to explain it.
Yeah, so like, stop.
I am trying to. Nerek has other ideas, which is annoying me somewhat.
just whack it with your axe!
She's inside my head, Lass.
*Almost woke up, but didn't. Rolls on to his back, showing off his ultra manly abs covered in layers of fluffy fluff.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 04:23:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 09:04:42 AM
She's inside my head, Lass.
then whack your head!
Teer is also inside her head. You'd probably need to get some Nac Mac Feegle in there. Any hags who used to be Kelda here?
you have been reading to manny books ::)
You can never read too many books.
only true with good books.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 02:31:24 PM
*Almost woke up, but didn't. Rolls on to his back, showing off his ultra manly abs covered in layers of fluffy fluff.*
*retreats hurriedly as he rolls to avoid being squashed*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 02:31:24 PM
*Almost woke up, but didn't. Rolls on to his back, showing off his ultra manly abs covered in layers of fluffy fluff.*
So fluffy! *strokes Kade's tummy* I think my favourite species is Otterbadger. They have some amazing abilities.
And they'd make amazing rugs for my mansion.Nerek, drop that line of thought. I'm not the only beast with unpleasant memories.
Otterbadgers are too manly to make good rugs.
Beasts with bad grammar make perfect rugs though.
Nerek, I warned you. *plays memory of Nerek being killed*
Ouch.
O.O
*Replaces the alternator on the car.*
*wacks stuff*
*Would mutter about the softness of my fur, but is too manly to care.*
*Hopes everybody thought that post was as funny as I thought it was.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:28:32 AM
*Replaces the alternator on the car.*
*finishes programing a prox to another car* Why did you have it out of the car?
These things give out from time to time. One's likely to sell the vehicle before anything like it happening, but it can happen.
*Smiles in a manly way in his sleep as his tummy is rubbed. His fur felt marvelous underpaw; it was a silky fluff that only Otterbadgers could have. Dreams of body building and putting together a new deck for the back yard danced in his sleeping mind.*
*moves back and tentatively touches Kade's fur again*
(The last two or three pages are of Ebantu stroking Kade's fur. I'm laughing over here.)
*continues stroking Kade's fur* It's fair enough. His fur is delightfully, fluffily manly.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:44:40 AM
(The last two or three pages are of Ebantu stroking Kade's fur. I'm laughing over here.)
Not just me!
Only mostly me.
Don't worry, Eb. The only reason you were doing it more than the rest of us is because we were trying to be manly at the same time. *flexes*
Stop flexing you imbecile! You're a lady, not a man, so you don't have huge muscles and nobeast wants to look at them! Get over yourself, for goodness sake!
*chuckles* I may be female but I've still got significantly bigger muscles than most beasts in this world. Even the Lady Taniwha are hugely strong. *flexes again*
*Mutters about how soft my fur is*
*strokes Verdauga's fur with my paw that isn't currently stroking Kade's*
*stops stroking Kade's fur and starts stroking Verdauga's fur instead* It's so soft!
*stops stroking Verdauga so that Teer has more space*
( you weirdos)
*closes eyes with pleasure at the soft and manly feeling of Verdauga's fur*
(You're right, Lass.)
*vomits*
*Eyes flicker open as the Otterbadger finally begins to regain consciousness, much to the volcano's relief. Becoming aware of his surrounding, he notices Eb stroking the fluffy fur on his stomach.*
Uh... hi?
*hurriedly stops stroking Kade's tummy with the tip of tail* I trust you slept well, Kade?
>.>
*stands up and flexes* Anybeast want a bear? I mean, a beer? I've got some Tui in the fridge.
Poor Tui!
*lets tuis out of fridge*
Tui beer, Lass. Pictures of awesome birds on the side of glass bottles filled with extremely manly, and disgusting, liquid that, if you want to be cheap, you can use to christen boats instead of actually having to drink it. That kind of Tui.
*Leaves thread at the mention of alcohol.*
(And not for any other reason, of course :laugh:)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
*hurriedly stops stroking Kade's tummy with the tip of tail* I trust you slept well, Kade?
*Notices the above.* I... uh, I guess?
XD
*strokes my own fur, which may or may not exist (I have absolutely no idea)*
Did you ever decide on your forum persona?
No.
Ya probably should. It makes things a little bit more fun.
Well then, any ideas on what I should be?
I mean, you would probably know better than me what kind of creature you would like to be portrayed as. Doesn't have to be something from Redwall, after all. Any animals or creatures that you think are pretty cool or neat?
Quote from: Booklover on March 06, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
Well then, any ideas on what I should be?
a mouse, they are (most of the time) are the smartest in the books, and you are on here, and I think most of them are nerds... ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 06:44:14 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 06, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
Well then, any ideas on what I should be?
a mouse, they are (most of the time) are the smartest in the books, and you are on here, and I think most of them are nerds... ;D
The nerdiest is probably Egburt, the mole in The Bellmaker (have I got his name right?), though.
I don't think you are a mole though...and as I said, most of the time.
I made a poll.
were?
The new Cellars topic that I made today.
cool, you forgot about mink.
Some of these posts make me cringe.
that's what Kade's post do.
'Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Does finger guns.*
how do you not cringe at your posts?
Nobeast wants some beer, then? Fair enough. It's disgusting stuff, after all. *begins building pirate ships*
Yeah... so, I guess I'll just pretend I didn't notice this...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
*hurriedly stops stroking Kade's tummy with the tip of tail*
...happen, because that's the manly thing to do!
just...Gaaah!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 04:40:36 AM
*Eyes flicker open as the Otterbadger finally begins to regain consciousness, much to the volcano's relief. Becoming aware of his surrounding, he notices Eb stroking the fluffy fur on his stomach.*
Uh... hi?
Oh, hi...*runs away*
::)
how did I know this would happen..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 03:52:42 AM
Yeah... so, I guess I'll just pretend I didn't notice this...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
*hurriedly stops stroking Kade's tummy with the tip of tail*
...happen, because that's the manly thing to do!
Ah... yeah, that would be appreciated.
*starts throwing driftwood around the place*
(sorry, I don't know how to be manly)
I don't know how to be a stereotypical girl either.
*Uses the alcohol to fill my lantern reservoir.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 09:10:58 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 03:52:42 AM
Yeah... so, I guess I'll just pretend I didn't notice this...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
*hurriedly stops stroking Kade's tummy with the tip of tail*
...happen, because that's the manly thing to do!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 07, 2020, 04:34:50 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 04:40:36 AM
*Eyes flicker open as the Otterbadger finally begins to regain consciousness, much to the volcano's relief. Becoming aware of his surrounding, he notices Eb stroking the fluffy fur on his stomach.*
Uh... hi?
Ya'll are weird :laugh:
*Goes outside and starts flipping tractor tires.*
Oh, so you're an elephant?
No, I'm a beast *Flexes.*
Ah, okay.
*Lights lantern.*
Finally, a useful purpose for that beer.
*Walks off.
*Makes a friendship bracelet*
*makes a double helix out of paracord*
*Sets some paracord on fire and watches it melt*
So manly!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 07, 2020, 04:57:09 PM
*Sets some paracord on fire and watches it melt*
That's bad for the environment.
And manly!
Quote from: Booklover on March 07, 2020, 10:11:32 AM
I don't know how to be a stereotypical girl either.
yeah, I'm both a girly girl and a tom boy...
That seems to happen a lot with tomboys.
h XZZEEEEEEEGEEVI
*Works a 9-5 job.*
*blinks IV*
*Chops down another tree,*
Nooo! NOT FREAD!
It had to be done. We will treasure his sacrifice.
*plants some trees* What? Someone has to.
Revenge! I SHELL HAVE MY REVENGE!
You shall have your revenge on a beach.
(Especially since I don't ;D)
Among other reasons. . .
Skarx? were you a mod?
*adds finishing touches to Pirate ship and floats it in bath* I christen this ship Bloodboiler! *breaks bottle of Tui over ship*
Ew! you got beer in the bath!
Nah, that's pretty manly. Good on ya, Teer.
Define manly.
doing or acting in a way that is generaly deemed as man-like?
*Is thusly manly.*
Sweet!🐱👤🧝♂️🧙♂️🧜♂️🏋️♂️
it's just, all the old mods are called respected elders, so I thought you were fired..
In Mother Russia, we use vodka for bathwater.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2020, 01:38:05 AM
it's just, all the old mods are called respected elders, so I thought you were fired..
I have Redwall Elder as my rank because I reached 10,000 posts.
oh...that makes sens...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 09, 2020, 02:26:52 AM
In Mother Russia, we use vodka for bathwater.
Ew! why would you do such a thing!?
Self preservation.
Harhar.
There's this really cool machine that makes tea taste like bath water. You should try it out.
It's called the bathroom faucet.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 09, 2020, 09:23:44 AM
There's this really cool machine that makes tea taste like bath water. You should try it out.
I'm scared to ask.
VT
Erm.... You realise how many words can make that acronym?
nope ;D
Tons--or should I say tonnes. Boatloads.
Haha...
So, if it is not the bathroom faucet, what is the name of the thing?
the thing! not the thing!!!
Got it.
Victory Toilet.
*deadpan stare*
Violent Taniwha.
Violins'n'Tubas
*leves topic*
Vanilla Tacos?
No, Villainous Teddybears.
Ah, of course.
Mm.
Violent tabby cat.
(*grones*)
Are... you admitting to being a tabby?
Look at my profile picture.
Yeah, but I thought your forum persona was a wildcat. Was... that a lie? Lying isn't very manly.
(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/scottish-wildcat-close-up-picture-id1028085018?s=612x612)
Wildcat. Basically a large tabby.
Mmm, I guess when I think of a wildcat, I usually think of a lynx or other types of cats that have the ear tufts going on.
Ah, I see. I was going for Scottish wildcat with my forum persona.
VeggieTales.
Yeeees!
*flips pancakes* Food, anyone?
food is good..
Always.
Mmmm!🥞
Well, it's number of words beginning with V multiplied by the number of words beginning with T. If you include names as well, it's even higher.
*Wonders if the pancakes are done.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 12:20:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 09:38:01 AM
*flips pancakes* Food, anyone?
A man can always eat pancakes.
Sweet. *sets plate of pancakes on the table amongst the toppings already prepared* Help yourself.
Thanks darling!.
Anytime!
Blaaaaaa! sop!
Lass, I'd call you darling if you made me pancakes.
Sop! ;D ;D
You're blushing.
am I? well, ya learn a new thing everyday!
Oftentimes.
*Chops down a tree.*
Bad Verdie! no choping trees!
It's going to fall anyway, it's nearly dead, and we need the firewood.
*salks*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 08:22:24 PM
Oftentimes.
*Chops down a tree.*
Bad husband! Chop it back up.
*Chops on the tree some more.*
*chops tree up*
*Falls asleep standing upright.*
And he didn't even have any pancakes.
Really?
(It's true.)
Nobeast appreciates my efforts.
*Begins zombie walking towards the pancakes in his sleep.*
can oi 'eve zome?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 08:39:42 PM
Nobeast appreciates my efforts.
*Muffled by the pancakes in my mouth.*
Wha? I appreshia' yo effor's!
>:(
*Gulps.*
Mmm
Good flapjacks.
*Looks over to Lass.*
What?
YOU WERE SPEEKING WELL EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Begins zombie eating the remaining pancakes while still asleep.*
>:(
Stop sulking Lass. If you are freaking out because of eating sounds you can borrow my headphones. *eats a pancake with blueberries and yogurt on it*
I was in a hurry.
you guys are gross.
*Finishes the pancakes. Zombie wanders off, in search of more.*
>_>
*hides behind an armchair*
(Y tho)
(Zombies scary)
(Not actually a zombie, but stylized sleepwalking.)
(still scary)
(I sleep walk..)
*Wanders in Eb's direction.*
*squeaks and hides under the armchair*
*Trips over the armchair and crashes to the ground. Remains asleep.*
*slowly emerges from under the armchair*
*grabs Ebby and flys away*
*is not grabbed*
*puts another plate of pancakes on table* My, you're hungry beasts.
*Lies unmoving.*
Yay! for once he sleeps!
For once?
yes, most of the time he's runing around or skwishing people...or sometimes throwing things...or eating, or talking in his sleep!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2020, 10:25:35 PM
yes, most of the time he's runing around or skwishing people...or sometimes throwing things...or eating, or talking in his sleep!
(I don't squish people, just Eb, and even them I'm not really
squishing her, I just happen to fall and she happens to be there :laugh:
Also, I sleep
all the time on this forum ;D)
(-_-)
/l l\
I don't appreciate that person's ear-muffs. Take them off.
no, I like them!
They're not manly.
not true! *wacks Teer*
Ooo, attacking a Taniwha even though you know that all that awaits is death! That's pretty manly.
Also pretty stupid.
Except men aren't pretty (stereotypically, anyway. They can be, I suppose).
Heh.
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:44:17 PM
Also pretty stupid.
Except men aren't pretty (stereotypically, anyway. They can be, I suppose).
I am ruggedly pretty, thank you.
Pfff
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2020, 06:47:42 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:44:17 PM
Also pretty stupid.
Except men aren't pretty (stereotypically, anyway. They can be, I suppose).
I am ruggedly pretty, thank you.
In a manly way?
>_>
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2020, 06:47:42 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:44:17 PM
Also pretty stupid.
Except men aren't pretty (stereotypically, anyway. They can be, I suppose).
I am ruggedly pretty, thank you.
In a manly way?
In a
very manly way.
I don't think any of the boys on this forum are really manly, because if you go on a forum to chat about a book, your a nerd.
Nerds can be manly, and people that are manly can be nerds. The two aren't mutually exclusive, ya know.
I don't really know... how or what being manly is..
It means crushing garlic with your bare hands.
Among other things. *Is busy fluffing his fur.*
take that to the girly thread!
Men fluff their fur. At least, this manly man does.
This thread is highly amusing.
And manly. *Continues fluffing fur.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 02:34:42 AM
Men fluff their fur. At least, this manly man does.
*vomits on Kads fur*
Hey! No more vomiting, Lass! (or I will refuse to come to your house tomorrow.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 13, 2020, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 02:34:42 AM
Men fluff their fur. At least, this manly man does.
*vomits on Kads fur*
*The hair dryer Kade was using to fluff his fur blows the vomit back into Lass' face.*
Gross.
*is still vomiting*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 03:27:16 AM
Hey! No more vomiting, Lass! (or I will refuse to come to your house tomorrow.)
(your loss.)
True.
You give in too easily. That isn't very manly!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 03:27:16 AM
Hey! No more vomiting, Lass! (or I will refuse to come to your house tomorrow.)
and yet here you are...
*burps and shines scales*
*grins*
Kade.
It could be a nev member. Vatch zomebeazt create an account viz ze name 'Kad'. Ach..
...no...
Who knows?
Frank!
Unlikely. I don't trust this frank.
you should, he's really cool.
Hmm...very suspicious.
if ya say so :laugh:
His name isn't actually Frank, Lass.
he will always be Frank! nomatter what! ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 11:31:28 PM
You give in too easily. That isn't very manly!
Are you surprised? I'm not a man! I'm a queen.
this is the manly thread you dingo -_-
Exactly!
*Begins putting Eb through a manly man training regime.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2020, 12:46:37 AM
Hmm...very suspicious.
I might have to investigate him.
*Does
MANLY things.*
Frank is the nickname Lass made us for our pet German tourist. (See Kwiet Kreative Konstruction, not that you can at the moment but yeah)
Pet?
Also, is Frank still around?
Yeah, pet. We only refer to him as that behind his back. *grins broadly*
Frank's gone to the South Island, but he's coming back in... May, I think. He's got our motorbike so he can't leave without us knowing, which is awesome.
I kinda miss 'im
I miss him too. He was a nice person.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 01:47:31 PM
Exactly!
*Begins putting Eb through a manly man training regime.*
*sits on the ground and watches Kade's antics* Mmm...no thanks. I'm fine.
*Visibly deflates.* Oh, ok....
Sorry, it's very impressive and great if that's your thing, but I'd rather not. Is that alright?
Bu- but... manly thread!
Heh
that's what dude watch right? ;D ;D ;D ;D
I don't know.
Oops. I just played it really loudly.
Honestly, no, as a "dude" it is not what I watch.
Oh...oeidoki
*resumes doing manly things.*
*Goes back to fluffing his manly fur.*
*was doing manly things the entire time*
Of course you were ;D
Aside from the fact that I'm female, I am the very embodiment of manlyness.
I agree part-heartedly!
Humph! *picks Kade up as if he weighs no more than a feather and uses him as a hammer*
*Is kind of having fun.*
*finishes putting nails in and throws the hammer*
Weeeeeeee! *Lands neatly on his head.* I hope that didn't mess up my fur.
*keeps building whatever I was building a few pages ago*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:38:21 AM
*finishes putting nails in and throws the hammer*
Teer! don't throw hammers! you might hit somebeast!
Too late. Besides, my aim isn't that bad.
Tis! you know not your own skill!
*does whatever manly stuff men do*
that is not the point...
Isn't it? After all, this is the manly thread.
it's ment for GUYS to chat about GUY stuff!
Is it. Maybe we should be quiet and let them chat in peace then.
*Snores loudly, like a man.*
*takes the opportunity of Kade being asleep to stroke his fur* So soft!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:07:22 PM
Is it. Maybe we should be quiet and let them chat in peace then.
yes, and yes, we should.
*Does more manly things.*
*is stroking Kade's fur*
*Eyes open.*
I knew it.
*sighs* It's so fluffy though! How can you expect a beast not to stroke it?
Quote from: phoenixfoden on October 28, 2012, 01:25:42 AM
like the girly thread.....but for boys.
This is what it actually says. As the boys often post in the girly thread, we can post in here as well.
Indeed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 08:05:55 PM
*sighs* It's so fluffy though! How can you expect a beast not to stroke it?
Well, I do maintain it pretty well after all. *Also sighs.* I suppose it's fine, so there's no need to be all secretive about it in the future. I'm generous like that, 'cause I'm
manly.
*hugs Kade* Thanks.
*Tries not to smile.* Yes, yes, now get back to being manly.
Ah yes, of course. (though I was stroking your fur in a very manly way) *flexes*
It's..... kinda.... odd... that you post here more often than I do.
That made me laugh.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 10:49:32 PM
It's..... kinda.... odd... that you post here more often than I do.
I... wouldn't think about that too hard if I were you ;D
As I said,
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:09:05 AM
Aside from the fact that I'm female, I am the very embodiment of manlyness.
Uh...huh.
o_o
I smile every time I look at your profile picture. :laugh:
Thanks. :D Yours has such a look of disdain, though, it's perfect for the posts you write. :laugh:
Oi! :laugh: (seriously though, I found that really funny)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 10:49:32 PM
It's..... kinda.... odd... that you post here more often than I do.
she post more then you in general...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2020, 12:48:16 AM
Thanks. :D Yours has such a look of disdain, though, it's perfect for the posts you write. :laugh:
So, what do you think of mine?
It's cute, though every time I look at it I think it's a drummer mouse, which throws me off a little.
I think it's just a mouse in a hat eating cheese.
It is, but what things are and what I see are not always the same.
How many fingers am I holding up?
You aren't. You are typing. Your fingers are on the keyboard.
Twelve factorial? That's rather a lot.
Yay! ^_^
*Eats half of cookie then gets full*
*wanders back into topic* man when you guys change your pics new member looking threw will have no idea XD
Ach, zat may be ze point.
Who would change their pic?
*'auldz a mirror up in front o' Kade*
Mmm, yeah, looking good.
Yeah, I don't understand who would change their profile picture.
I never! ;D
Quote from: Kreg on March 19, 2020, 10:01:17 PM
Yeah, I don't understand who would change their profile picture.
YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES ME HAPPY
Dah, it's flowers.
But it's a liddle pug being all happy in flowers! And I'm happy 'cause it's happy!
if ya say so :laugh:
THE WORLD HAS SO MUCH DETAIL!
bro!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 12:19:39 AM
THE WORLD HAS SO MUCH DETAIL!
Did you get glasses or something?
kinda...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 11:23:03 PM
But it's a liddle pug being all happy in flowers! And I'm happy 'cause it's happy!
Uh huh. That's
so manly.
Men can show emotion.
^
In fact, I'm showing just how manly I am by being brave and confident enough to say something like that so seriously.
I know. Good on you guys. A real man isn't ashamed to appreciate flowers and pugs.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 12:46:45 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 12:19:39 AM
THE WORLD HAS SO MUCH DETAIL!
Did you get glasses or something?
No. I've worn my new contacts two nights in a row and the change is amazing!
That's cool. ;)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:02:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 12:46:45 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 12:19:39 AM
THE WORLD HAS SO MUCH DETAIL!
Did you get glasses or something?
No. I've worn my new contacts two nights in a row and the change is amazing!
Really? Awesome!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 01:02:31 AM
I know. Good on you guys. A real man isn't ashamed to appreciate flowers and pugs.
You know it!
*Sheev is in shape*
*Round is a shape.*
:laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 01:05:37 AM
*Round is a shape.*
I was prepared for the haters. *Guns down Verdauga*
'Twas a statement of fact, friend.
You talk well for a dead beast.
Sheev edited his post before I replied.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 01:08:06 AM
'Twas a statement of fact, friend.
You haven't even cast your vision-spheres on my figure.
I mean, TECHNICALLY you don't know that ^-^
Did I declare you were round?
Perhaps.
You inferred what I did not imply.
I implied what I declared. Round (spherical, circular, elliptical) is, indeed a shape.
I am not.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 01:26:32 AM
I implied what I declared. Round (spherical, circular, elliptical) is, indeed a shape.
Why would you say that if you had no meaning for it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 01:08:25 AM
You talk well for a dead beast.
oh that's good, very good!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 20, 2020, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 01:26:32 AM
I implied what I declared. Round (spherical, circular, elliptical) is, indeed a shape.
Why would you say that if you had no meaning for it?
Because he's Verdauga.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 20, 2020, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 01:26:32 AM
I implied what I declared. Round (spherical, circular, elliptical) is, indeed a shape.
Why would you say that if you had no meaning for it?
You search for meaning in the Cellars?
Quite.
:'(
You are all weird irregular 3D shapes.
I happen to be Kade-shaped.
But an irregular 3D shape.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 11:58:13 AM
You are all weird irregular 3D shapes.
Are you not included?
*Le sigh.*
*Begins bench-pressing BL.*
*proceeds to vomit*
Learned that from Lass, did ya? *Vomit flies away from the Otterbadger, thank goodness.*
*begins maintenance on my arsenal of weapons.*
*Hands One-eye some Hoppe's.*
Thank you!
No problem.
*Continues bench-pressing BL.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 02:40:50 PM
*Le sigh.*
*Begins bench-pressing BL.*
What are you doing?
Lifting weights I presume.
But Booklover's reaction was to vomit...
being turned onto your side and pushed/pulled through the air can have that effect on a person.
Ah, right. Well, better her than me.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 02:45:18 PM
*proceeds to vomit*
Oi! tha- oh, whatever you're fine...
*Sets Booklover down.*
*Begins bench-pressing Lass.*
darn it! *vomits on Kades footpaws*
That is highly gross. *Continues bench-pressing Lass.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 04:22:34 PM
*Hands One-eye some Hoppe's.*
What are Hoppe's? *is totally asking for Lass' benefit*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:21:28 AM
That is highly gross. *Continues bench-pressing Lass.*
Ahhhhh! *digs claws into Kades paw* I get enogh of this from my brother! (he does really do this -_-)
Oh fine, be that way. *Sets Lass down. Looks about.*
You.
*Begins bench-pressing Teer.*
O_O
how?
This is kinda fun. *enjoys the nice, up down movement*
ragdoll.
So you say.
Yes, that's what I just said.
*goes to clean myself off*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 09:21:40 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 04:22:34 PM
*Hands One-eye some Hoppe's.*
What are Hoppe's? *is totally asking for Lass' benefit*
Hoppe's is a solvent used to clean firearms. The most common is Hoppe's no.9, but I'm sure there are others.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 09:58:06 AM
This is kinda fun. *enjoys the nice, up down movement*
Mm, and I've never bench-pressed a Taniwha before. Good workout. *Continues.*
*retreats into a corner* Don't you dare do that to me, Kade Rivok.
see, now you're just asking for it.
No, I actually mean it.
yeah, na.
*growls softly at Lass*
*grins Evily at Ebby*
I'm serious, don't touch me.
*Stands between Eb and Kade.*
Ya'll are so overdramatic.
*Continues bench-pressing the Taniwha.*
*Tapez Napoleon tae ze vall*
Und zen zere iz French-Prezzin' taae.
*Begins combing fur.*
*Flexes* (Thinks: So manly.)
Real life:
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/young-boy-flexes-his-muscles-10219298.jpg)
To save Lass the effort, get a shirt on!
How'd you get ahold of a pic of me?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 04:48:54 PM
How'd you get ahold of a pic of me?
I live, like, two blocks from your house. You left your window open, so... ;)
Peeping Seb.
>:D
I understand. My muscles can be terrifying up close.
*Rolls over the ground laughing*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 04:46:20 PM
*Flexes* (Thinks: So manly.)
Real life:
**REDACTED IMAGE**
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 04:48:54 PM
How'd you get ahold of a pic of me?
Don't let Teer see.
lol. Why not? Shouldn't she know what her husband looks like?
Oh it was years ago, when I was fighting the bubonic plague
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 05:01:18 PM
lol. Why not? Shouldn't she know what her husband looks like?
Without a shirt? How scandalous!
Teer took off her shirt on this thread. I don't quite think she would go ballistic.
Wait... What? :o
Yeah, that was... weird. Nice muscle definition though.
This is different though, as pictures are involved!
Back during my youth.
They were hard to come by in Old England.
That's not true an excuse!
Why would I need an excuse?
HAH
*Rolls up sleeves.*
Seriously though. Look!
What am I looking for, exactly?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NXw928SlYcI/U3U5oe3uOyI/AAAAAAAACXA/PhP4DBDYsPw/s1600/mushu+dishonor.gif)
*gasps*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:03:25 PM
What am I looking for, exactly?
Not you; Lass.
*Gestures to muscles.*
who said anything about me!? I'm nothing to do with this!
Sure.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 04:46:20 PM
*Flexes* (Thinks: So manly.)
Real life:
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/young-boy-flexes-his-muscles-10219298.jpg)
Wow, you're handsome, Verdauga.
(Actually, me, but Verdauga is trying to hog all my glory...)
why did you have to duote that Teer! >_<
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SVq6ZeV4q2A/maxresdefault.jpg)
w-why?
Why not? :P
What are they even doing?
Moving a rock, I believe. *Shrugs*
Overturning a rock, it seems.
Edit: ninja'd.
I don't even know anymore
(Psst, why are there so many girls in the Manly thread? :laugh:)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 10:32:00 PM
(Psst, why are there so many girls in the Manly thread? :laugh:)
*evil grin*
Me.
(Kade)
Uh... *flexes again*
And you, dear. And you.
What are you talking about?
I don't understand.
I was under the impression you were flexing to give Sebias an answer to the number of girls of this thread.
I'm with Teer on this.
What?
as am I...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 10:48:54 PM
I was under the impression you were flexing to give Sebias an answer to the number of girls of this thread.
I still don't understand.
I think Verdie is alone on that 'un
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 10:32:00 PM
(Psst, why are there so many girls in the Manly thread? :laugh:)
Why are there so many guys on the girly thread? :laugh:
Touché.
*Posts, but doesn't flex.*
*does not post, but flexes*
*Bench presses the forum*
*Watches Kade.*
You're gonna get flattened.
I'm a strong chook. *Continues.*
It's like lifting an apartment complex.
My feets are tote swol, y'all.
*Falls out of chair.*
Art thou okay, bruh?
:-X*tries to contain laughter*
I was inexplicably tickled when I read your reply
;D
My feet really are swollen after a fourteen hour flight. -_-
Ooooff. I empathize, as that's really all I can do from here.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2020, 05:45:24 PM
;D
My feet really are swollen after a fourteen hour flight. -_-
O.O
Fight? with who? what happened?! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Flight, Lass.
FLight.
I mean, a 14 hour fight
would be pretty intense though.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2020, 05:31:28 PM
My feets are tote swol, y'all.
So manly, much swol. Wow.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 05:57:32 PM
Flight, Lass.
FLight.
XD
my brain had a typo.. :laugh:
It happens :D
*Still doesn't flex.*
*Finishes a set and puts the forum down.*
Good workout.
that's just silly.
No, it's manly, silly goose.
so now killing ya self is MANLY?!?!
I'm perfectly fine. What are you referring to?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 09:20:17 PM
*Finishes a set and puts the forum down.*
Good workout.
Yeah. I was bench pressing the forum. It was a good workout.
Szark is on the forum!!!
Mmhmm.
-_-
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2020, 05:45:24 PM
;D
My feet really are swollen after a fourteen hour flight. -_-
Wait, you're in New Zealand now, right? You should totally come visit! (after all the isolation process and such, that is. *sighs*)
Yes! please do!!!
This is when we get overrun by kiwis.
wait, you've seen a kiwi!? :o (bird)
Fruit, animal, or NZer?
first off, who calls kiwi fruit a kiwi?
Me.
that's dumb.
Why?
Exactly. *passes Kade a kiwi (fruit)*
*Eats the kiwi (person)*
Which one?
That's up to them to decide.
I mean, it could be any New Zealander. Could be a mass murderer, instead of one of the forumers.
Could be indeed. I'm sure we'll find out eventually though.
When we hear about a random person disappearing from New Zealand.
Although it might be a NZer who doesn't live in New Zealand.
it's also dumb to call NZers kiwis, because it's like if we called....*can't remember what I'm tryin' to think of...*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 12:11:08 PM
that's dumb.
It's literally called a kiwi.
No, its called a kiwi fruit! it's like if you called a dragon fruit, a dragon!
She actually has a point, though not because of the dragonfruit. After all, we call strawberries strawberries despite the fact that it's a berry is obvious.
That said, I shall continue to call kiwi fruit simply kiwi.
You actual bean.
Aww, Thanks.
well said Ebby, well said..
*...*
*Is now reconsidering what I remember of the meanings of the word 'bean'.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 27, 2020, 08:24:04 PM
She actually has a point, though not because of the dragonfruit. After all, we call strawberries strawberries despite the fact that it's a berry is obvious.
That said, I shall continue to call kiwi fruit simply kiwi.
Apple, banana, orange, cherry, etc....
Strawberries are called strawberries, and kiwis are called kiwis. That's just their names, ya know? You can add fruit as a descriptor if you want, but that isn't intrinsically a part of it's name.
GUYS!!!! HOIHO JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORDS!!!!
AWW! What did he say?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 09:34:41 PM
GUYS!!!! HOIHO JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORDS!!!!
Only took him six years.
HE IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD!!!!
Pretty birb.
Wrong. He probably sang 'I'm a little fire engine, Flick is my name'
No, that's actually what he said. -_-
How do you know?
EDIT: I found out. Nevermind.
*Bench presses Eb.*
This is what you get for not believing me.
*shrieks*
Calm thyself. I'm only pushing you up and down multiple times. Your fiiiiiiiine.
I'm getting motion sickness! *continues shrieking*
You're such a lightweight. *Sets Eb down.*
*stumbles dizzily*
*Pointedly doesn't flex.*
*Flexes is Verdauga's stead.* This is for you, brooooooo.
*falls over* Oohh, head rush.
-_-
I do have that affect on people sometimes.
Right. *leaves*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2020, 05:45:24 PM
;D
My feet really are swollen after a fourteen hour flight. -_-
Wait, you're in New Zealand now, right? You should totally come visit! (after all the isolation process and such, that is. *sighs*)
That would be fun. Everything is still locked down right now, though. :-\
and? ya think that'll stop us? ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 28, 2020, 05:28:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2020, 05:45:24 PM
;D
My feet really are swollen after a fourteen hour flight. -_-
Wait, you're in New Zealand now, right? You should totally come visit! (after all the isolation process and such, that is. *sighs*)
That would be fun. Everything is still locked down right now, though. :-\
After lockdown, maybe? Officially, it's only supposed to last four weeks.
Yeah, it will stop us.
Lass, we're law abiding citizens. Stop pretending otherwise.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 05:40:09 AM
well...okay then, o' ye of little faith!
*Sheev begins to dial the needed authorities*
Haha :laugh:
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 28, 2020, 05:43:22 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 05:40:09 AM
well...okay then, o' ye of little faith!
*Sheev begins to dial the needed authorities*
*removes phone from Sheev* That will not be necessary, O Prince.
Aw, give it back to 'im!!!
*flexes*
ya know dudes do other things then just THAT! ::)
I have filled this thread with the countless other things that men do, but apparently flexing is what first comes to mind here.
I mean, there are so many manly things Teer does, and yet she does this?!
Eh, if you think you have enough muscles to show them off, there's really nothing wrong with it
well, if she ha-*stops*
*Waits for Lass to continue.*
*doesn't*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 06:27:27 PM
*Waits for Lass to continue.*
.......
........
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Yes? If she has..?
*shakes head* :-X
Come on Lassie, you can tell me. :)
nope, I can't...
And why not? Or is this a case of "Can, but won't"?
*fades into the shadows* you saw nothing...
You literally described what I saw for me. And besides, *teleports the shadows out.* why can't you tell me? Or can you, but you won't?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 07:25:20 PM
And why not? Or is this a case of "Can, but won't"?
If you remove the ', but won'. Can't, but won.
Imteresting.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 07:30:26 PM
*teleports the shadows out.*
Nooooooooo! my shadows!!!!
It had to be done. Now, won't you tell me, or can't you tell me?
m-my Shadowwwwwwws!!!!!!!!
She won't and she can't, Verdauga.
*Nods.*
Probably isn't worth my time anyway.
I can almost guarantee it isn't.
I would rather make the decision myself, but alas, Lass desires to string me along. I need no guarantees.
'"Alas! Alas!" cried Legolas.'
:laugh:
*Does manly things.*
Good for you.
*looks for more shadows*
*grabs my shadow and puts it in my pocket* There are no shadows around here.
Oh, here. *Teleports the shadows back into the thread.*
*takes my shadow out of my pocket again*
*hugs shadow*
Verdauga, she was going to say something along the lines of 'Teer doesn't have the muscles' but she decided not to, for fairly obvious reasons.
Ah. Should I punish her or do you want to deal with the slander?
*watchis from the shadows*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 09:20:32 PM
Ah. Should I punish her or do you want to deal with the slander?
Neither. She didn't actually say anything and what she was going to say is so obviously a lie that nobeast worth considering would believe it anyway.
How kind of you. I'm not entirely sure I would've reacted that way.
It's not manly to harm a beast for the pure fun of it.
*fades deeper into the shadows*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:28:06 PM
It's not manly to harm a beast for the pure fun of it.
Heh, I feel as if there is a deeper meaning even than this thread in that post.
Yeah, it probably does have meaning outside of this thread.
I hope the other forumers take it to heart then.
If they did, the forum would be a better place. (Though probably a bit boring too)
*laughs*
Well, I put kind of a jagged edge on my post. I don't try to harm the other forumers, so I suppose you'd have to decide whether I'm boring and apply that forum wide.
*Shrugs and continues doing manly things.* Or, y'know, just have fun.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 09:42:22 PM
Well, I put kind of a jagged edge on my post. I don't try to harm the other forumers, so I suppose you'd have to decide whether I'm boring and apply that forum wide.
*Shrugs and continues doing manly things.* Or, y'know, just have fun.
One beast being nice all the time is good. Everybeast doing it would turn the forum into a giant tea party.
Imagine the forum with everyone always being nice... imagine the world...
I feel like it would take some of the fun out of the forum, though the world would be a much better place.
*Hides teacup and saucer.*
In-indeed. Indeed it would.
I mean, I don't object to tea parties but having them all the time could get boring. I suppose we could build stuff too.
*builds a house*
*builds a bigger house*
*builds a smaller house*
*Just plain builds.*
Yes, Lass. Very funny. ^-^
*winks at Ebby*
*builds a talan*
why? for what? you've gone off the rails..
It's for Eb.
Ahhhh...
Ah-huh!
I'm bored.
Aw, you built a talan for me? *hugs Teer* Kade isn't good at climbing trees; is there a staircase leading up to it?
*hands Kade a tree*
*Is handed a tree.*
Thanks! I think!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 10:01:53 PM
Spoiler
*flexes*
*Pokes Teer.* Hmmm, have you been slacking off on your muscle training?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 29, 2020, 06:00:33 AM
Aw, you built a talan for me? *hugs Teer* Kade isn't good at climbing trees; is there a staircase leading up to it?
Mm, I would certainly appreciate such a thing.
Huuuuuuh?!?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:38:22 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 10:01:53 PM
Spoiler
*flexes*
*Pokes Teer.* Hmmm, have you been slacking off on your muscle training?
How dare you suggest such a thing! I most certainly have NOT been slacking in my muscle training, thank you very much! The reason it feels softer than it should be is because I'm not flexing anymore. That was posted several hours ago.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 29, 2020, 06:00:33 AM
Aw, you built a talan for me? *hugs Teer* Kade isn't good at climbing trees; is there a staircase leading up to it?
Of course there's a staircase, silly goose! *hugs Eb*
*EDITED OUT*
Why has it been edited?
*Belches*
*flexes*
I am exceedingly curious.
oh well, ask an admin or something...
*starts building a... motorbike*
O_O
what do ya think?
I think: impossible.
smarty pants!
How dare you.
the power of CHEESE
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 04:49:17 AM
I think: impossible.
I suppose building isn't quite the right word. I had to modify it to my height, so basically make a new frame and such, plus change a few things to my liking. It wasn't
quite building an entire motorbike, 'cause I already had the engine.
*sharpens sword*
*oils motorbike chain*
*sheevs sword, then gets up and wanders over to Teer and starts chatting away about motors and witch is the best*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 04:49:17 AM
I think: impossible.
I think that thinking is a dangerous pastime.
GVG? or CUMP?
Either or both.
alrighty..
The irony... posting about Girls vs Guys on the manly thread when we're girls...
(I was trying to make it sound like some sort of car...)
I don't think that would work.
it did 'till you said their real names.. :P
*puts gear on and rides away*
*points foil at Bookie* to the death!
*Waves at Teer as she rides by.*
(If you want to see my motorbike, you can click on This Link, then use your imagination to think of the most awesome motorbike ever and imagine me riding it)
*half fell for it*
*Is fixing a lawnmower.*
Welcome back, dude!!!
Hallo. I see you guys were productive while I was away.
Were did you go?
I had promises to keep.
Basically, I was busy for most of the days I was away, and by the time I was free, the internet access was shut off so I couldn't be on here. I'm planning on being away for most of today as well, but I wanted to catch up and post my third chapter of MDG, at least.
Teer will be sad that she missed you...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 10:33:46 PM
*points foil at Bookie* to the death!
Prepare to die. (why are you holding some tin foil?)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 01:34:31 PM
Teer will be sad that she missed you...
I'll probably be on later today, if things work out. It might be my post time.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 11:00:34 AM
(If you want to see my motorbike, you can click on This Link, then use your imagination to think of the most awesome motorbike ever and imagine me riding it)
*Begins fighting Teer.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 31, 2020, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 10:33:46 PM
*points foil at Bookie* to the death!
Prepare to die. (why are you holding some tin foil?)
No! to the pain!!!!! Gaaaaaaah!!!! *runs into another room. screams. comes back*
you did it wrong.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 09:40:11 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 11:00:34 AM
(If you want to see my motorbike, you can click on This Link, then use your imagination to think of the most awesome motorbike ever and imagine me riding it)
*Begins fighting Teer.*
*is far, far away, riding motorbike*
Nuh uh. *Said while dashing along beside said motorbike, fighting Teer.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:45:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 31, 2020, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 10:33:46 PM
*points foil at Bookie* to the death!
Prepare to die. (why are you holding some tin foil?)
No! to the pain!!!!! Gaaaaaaah!!!! *runs into another room. screams. comes back*
you did it wrong.
Prepare to die is another quote.
YOU DID IT WRONG
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 10:24:38 PM
Nuh uh. *Said while dashing along beside said motorbike, fighting Teer.*
*changes down a gear and puts a bit more throttle on* Bye bye, brother. *zooms away*
*Grabs on to the back of the motorbike and starts skating along, being pulled by it.* I don't know why you do these things to me.
that's what siblings are for.
I'm quickly realizing that :laugh:
*Is lucky my sibling on here isn't on at the moment.*
how many are on here?
One
ahh, yup...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 11:56:57 PM
*Grabs on to the back of the motorbike and starts skating along, being pulled by it.* I don't know why you do these things to me.
*reaches behind and hauls Kade onto the pillion seat* Technically, I'm not supposed to take passengers on road yet, so hold on. *turns quickly and then puts a bit more speed on to get up the stop bank* There now, perfectly legal again. What is it you wanted?
Szark, are you ghosting us? o.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 01:06:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 11:56:57 PM
*Grabs on to the back of the motorbike and starts skating along, being pulled by it.* I don't know why you do these things to me.
*reaches behind and hauls Kade onto the pillion seat* Technically, I'm not supposed to take passengers on road yet, so hold on. *turns quickly and then puts a bit more speed on to get up the stop bank* There now, perfectly legal again. What is it you wanted?
*Is enjoying the wind in his fur.* I wanted to see your motorbike, of course! Your fake out perturbed me, after all.
check discord.
Teer is by far the coolest of us.
yeah, she's a bit hot right now though..
Uh... huh....
What?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 05:30:31 AM
Teer is by far the coolest of us.
It's a pretty awesome motorbike.
It really is.
*smiles*
This conversation is making me happy.
and then you end it...-_-
I didn't end it.
it did though...
But...did it? Did it really?
no, it just changed...
How did the topic change from motorbikes to 'its'? Seriously, I'm disappointed in you guys.
It's an awesome motorbike.
Yep! One of the best aspects of it is that I can almost reach the ground on it, which is rather rare and hard to come across.
*cartoon spray water out gif*
Hold thy mouth open wide, li'l gerl! *Grabs water hose.*
Ah'll be spewing water in it soon!
I am a necromancer.
*brings back the ghosts of dead memes*
Send thos' goasts awee! Ah donnae loike th' taste!
You don't have to eat then, you know.
*Bad luck brian attacks verdauga*
Ah've no' ea'en for ages! Yew fo'ks 'r lookin' loike some tastey snacks right aboot now, actyally
*Good Luck Grace attacks Verdauga*
*Slices them into pieces and cooks them.*
Ye've aev'r tasted ectoplasm raw?
One of the marbles in Marblelympics is called Ecto because of ectoplasm, as is a moshling.
No, I have not.
*Harambe attacks*
*Ah'll joost reapeat me treatment.*
You cannot disrespect the great harambe!
Och, Ah'm respectin' 'im! It's mah cleaver yew'd worry 'bout!
*flexes*
Look a' tha' muscle! Muscle tastes good.... Bookie, woul' ye no' min' coomin' o'er here?
Yes.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 02:56:51 PM
Look a' tha' muscle! Muscle tastes good.... Bookie, woul' ye no' min' coomin' o'er here?
Double standards, much?
Ye c'n coom o'er tew, if ye wan'!
Too? But I'm not going over.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 03:19:56 PM
Ye c'n coom o'er tew, if ye wan'!
*Laughs.* I think I'm a bit large for ya, buddy.
Och, Ah donnae eat ye whole! Wot d'ye think the cleavers foe?
To trim your hair.
It can also be used as a back scratcher.
Hah! Ye 're hilarioos! Ah migh' hold off fer a while!
How about 15 hours or so?
A beet too hungry fer tha', act'ally.
Then why don't you have some kumara/sweet potatoes?
Ah thank Ah tol' ye tha' in ano'er thread, m'gerl!
Honestly, what a faker. His accent changes. Earlier, when intending to say 'think', he said 'thenk'. This time, he said 'thank'. What a faker. *shakes head in disgust*
Why would you expect a crazy beast to be consistent?
Et's calle' vari'ty! Ah donnae need to u'e th' sam' wor's!
No, you don't. However, you should.
Ye think ye knoow wot's bes' fer me?
Ah'll teell ye wot's best fer mae: food!
Ye.
Yes, food. Such as sweet potatoes.
Why don' ye coom o'er ta me cauldron, hmm?
*Grabs the cauldron and runs away with it, cackling all the while.*
Because it isn't thick enough to be safe.
*Passes Verdauga a stale pretzel*
*Passes Verdauga the one year old burrito he threw at Booklover.*
Oh, I'm fine now, but thanks.
*Eats the pretzel.*
Kinda chewy.
*Reads my previous posts.*
So cringe. -_-
You don't get to say that over something that you did earlier in the same day :laugh:
*draws sword*
Mah bonny hoosband kin doo wa'e'er 'e wants!
*also draws sword* nut un m' watch lassie! back t' were ye' cam' from!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 01:32:55 PM
Hold thy mouth open wide, li'l gerl! *Grabs water hose.*
Ah'll be spewing water in it soon!
n-no p-please don't...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 01:49:23 AM
*draws sword*
Mah bonny hoosband kin doo wa'e'er 'e wants!
You know he called Booklover (and me) cute, and threatened to kill you, right?
wait...what?
All three things did, in fact, happen earlier in the day. Not all at once, mind you, but they did happen.
Kade Rivok
03:04:13 AM
Viewing Ebantu the Kararehe's profile. >_>
...
HAH
Am I not allowed to view my wife's profile?
it's just weird...
Why? I was curious as to if she had made any changes to her bio. Somebeasts on this forum have a habit of doing that, you know.
>_>
I really don't see the issue ^-^
There is no issue, Lass just likes a drama.
Duh! drama is my life!!!!
You should get into acting then, silly!
She does. She was in a local play recently.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 03:53:22 AM
You should get into acting then, silly!
I am, though I don't do main parts.
That's still cool though! What was the play?
jack and the bean stork, panto
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 03:22:54 AM
Why? I was curious as to if she had made any changes to her bio. Somebeasts on this forum have a habit of doing that, you know.
I do that regularly. It's quite fun but I don't think anybeast notices.
Duh.
Out of curiosity, which thread did Verdauga threaten my life on?
He does have a first name, you know.
Alrighty then.
@Kade Rivok Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 04:06:58 AM
Out of curiosity, which thread did Verdauga threaten my life on?
Yes I do, mulch.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 04:11:19 AM
Alrighty then.
@Kade Rivok
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 04:06:58 AM
Out of curiosity, which thread did Verdauga threaten my life on?
I re-read it and realized that I might have exaggerated a bit, but this is what was said. (Referring to versions of you and me)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 07:40:09 PM
I-- or should I say-- Ah'll-- be happy to stop them, if you want, Lass.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 07:48:09 PM
in...what way...?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 07:49:54 PM
Well, on the forums, I could go crazy and attack them. IRL, I could just ask them to stop.
So, not completely a death threat, but the intent was there!
Which thread was that in?
Click the quote thingy and it will take you there.
^^^^ the smart cookie
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 04:02:36 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 03:22:54 AM
Why? I was curious as to if she had made any changes to her bio. Somebeasts on this forum have a habit of doing that, you know.
I do that regularly. It's quite fun but I don't think anybeast notices.
I read your bio pretty often. Especially now that I know how often you change it.
:laugh:
I only look new members or at old members (that I think might be new) or I probably was trying to click on a thread or something..
*Does menly things.*
deploy.
Not in the military.
*Also does menly things.*
::)
Can you not handle my menliness?
yeah, riiiiiight.
*Flaxes in a very menly way.*
Heh...
*Doesn't flex.*
thank you.
I'm buying a lawnmower this afternoon. Does that count as manly?
it's...just a lawnmower...
Which is attributed to men, generally, as men are usually the ones using them, also generally. ^-^
we have sheep for that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 07:47:45 PM
Which is attributed to men, generally, as men are usually the ones using them, also generally. ^-^
I think my mum is generally the one who uses the lawnmower.
HAH
Hence "generally" which means "usually, but not always" -_-
we know. ;D
*Leans over Teer's shoulder.* Whatcha makin'?
*Fixes more things
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 01:24:16 AM
*Leans over Teer's shoulder.* Whatcha makin'?
A basket for Moa to pick blackberries with.
Noice.
Do you have any more flax, Teer? We could make a whole load of kete if you do.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 07:48:45 PM
we have sheep for that.
You guys are lucky enough to have the most adorable fluffy lawnmowers ever. Eric is just the cutest lamb in the world. ^-^
yeah, he got his head stuck in a fence :P
Oh no! :laugh:
Lopey got stuck in a gate once.
Dad saved him though, so he's fiiiiiine
She. (Unless you're talking about Eric.)
I was talking about Eric
Ah. ^-^
he ran up to me, it was so cute!!!!!
(Audience coos)
(Audience claps)
*falls asleep*
(Audience cheers (quietly, so as not to wake Lass up))
(thanks)
(Blue pigs fly.) That's alright.
*laughs* ya did it again, Bookie!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 07:49:07 AM
Do you have any more flax, Teer? We could make a whole load of kete if you do.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 07:48:45 PM
we have sheep for that.
You guys are lucky enough to have the most adorable fluffy lawnmowers ever. Eric is just the cutest lamb in the world. ^-^
*gestures behind back* Yep, there's an entire bush of it right over there.
He is adorable! Dopey and Wooley are pretty cute too but they don't really compare to Eric. He's got such a fluffy head! Like Kade!
made me laugh so hard that I fell off my seat...
Bu saying that's all right, instead of you're welcome...?
Always read the small print, Verdauga. Useful life skill.
Yes ;D
Nevah.
that's...okay, whatever...
I have acquired a "new" riding mower, with a little trailer and a grass sweeper.. Exciting.
I'm currently in the process of troubleshooting (... or simply shooting...) one myself.
What's the issue?
It won't start.
A troublesome issue indeed. Have you tried putting gas in it?
Yep. I originally thought it was the starter, and then the solenoid, but I'm wondering if it's the switch...
Is the engine turning over when you try and crank it?
Nope. Not even trying.
Hah :laugh:
Is the battery good?
Yep. I'm gonna try connecting the solenoid to the rest of it and keep checking.
The joys of a five+ year old mower.
Yeah, we have a ride-on lawnmower and it regularly dies.
Sadly, it's too much fun when it works just to leave it that way.
Also, the mower I was working on earlier is actually from the nineties at earliest. So there's that.
Wowsers. That's quite an old lawnmower.
We got it after my grandmother died. I think it's late nineties. Oldish, but rather lightly used.
That's good. ^-^
I got a couple of new spade drill bits, which is pretty cool. 22mm and 24mm. They'll be useful for most situations, though I might need a 25mm one too.
really? cool! now I know what to give you for your birthday...
Heh. If you're going to go there, I also need a couple of hole saws and a good chisel.
*takes notes*
On another thread, Dad and I were working on my motorbike today. (Well, technically Dad was working on my motorbike while I did the stuff he told me to do so that he could see what needed doing) Anyway, both the side stand and the main stand have been adapted so that I can actually use them. (Kinda, in the case of the main stand)
*Is drawing.
*Is drawing a sword.*
*The design is coming together nicely.*
*Finishes drawing sword from its sheath.*
*Draws the internal mechanisms.*
*Begins swinging the sword about randomly.*
*Blocks the sword swing with my alarm clock.*
That was a timely deflection.
I hadn't even thought of that, goodness. Another minute and I'd have died.
I read a book that had the hands of a clock be used as weapons.
That's alarming.
Oh. Why?
Oh, I was just continuing with the puns.
I know. Good work.
Quote from: danflorreguba on November 11, 2012, 02:29:27 AM
Sheesh! Any time a dude posted in the girls thread they flipped out at us!
:P
what?! no! that's not true!!!!
Lass, you're replying to something that happened about eight years ago.
yes, I know.
They can't stop us posting here, especially since it's the Cellars.
Exactly. *climbs a tree*
*begins building a waka*
Well, we got our riding mower to work.
Touch the tree, or use it?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 09, 2020, 03:28:16 PM
Well, we got our riding mower to work.
Yay! wich one?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 01:05:28 AM
Touch the tree, or use it?
Both, depending on her intention. If she harms it in any way, e.g. makes a waka with it, she will be in for it.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 10, 2020, 01:06:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 09, 2020, 03:28:16 PM
Well, we got our riding mower to work.
Yay! which one?
Our "new" one-- that I complained didn't work-- with a part from our old one.
*Herman walks in wearing manly threads* Oh yeah! *Herman lifts weights* :D
If they're yoga pants, get out.
Better: They're Yoga Shorts.™ :D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 09, 2020, 10:52:54 AM
*begins building a waka*
If you touch my tree...
*gestures to partially hollowed totara trunk* Don't worry, Eb, I've already got a tree to work on.
Spoiler
(https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1466108859i/19441042.jpg)
Sorry. I put a totara seed in the hole it came out of so it will be all grown back in a couple' hundred years.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 01:33:56 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 10, 2020, 01:06:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 09, 2020, 03:28:16 PM
Well, we got our riding mower to work.
Yay! which one?
Our "new" one-- that I complained didn't work-- with a part from our old one.
Heh, I zoned out in that conversation... :P
That's okay.
*Begins fluffing his beautiful coat of manly fur once more.*
Dude. You're shedding.
Well yeah, gotta get rid of my winter coat, after all. Don't worry though, I set up a tarp to catch everything.
Er, that's a t-shirt.
It's a tarp, silly. A t-shirt wouldn't be nearly large enough ^-^
. . . . It's a large t-shirt, but.....
I don't have any t-shirts made of canvas coated in polyurethane, I don't think... *Goes to check closet real quick.*
*Switches out tarp with a large t-shirt while Kade's away.*
*Comes back.* Ok, so I didn't have any t-shirts like that, but I did find another tarp in there that I'd tried to use as a cape at some point. Kinda forgot that was in there, to be honest. *Throws said tarp down and begins fluffing his manly fur once more.*
Also, you seem to have some of my excess fur on you Verdauga. How'd that get there?
:laugh: You guys are funny.
We try to be ^-^
*Begins brushing fur.* What's always the hardest part about this is getting the fur on my back. Can never quite reach everything, you know?
Is that a request?
Hmm? I mean, it wasn't intended to be, but if you wanted to help then I won't stop you :laugh:
I'm good. ^-^
*Herman lifts some weights* :D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 09:44:37 PM
I'm good. ^-^
*Shrugs.* Ok. *Goes about brushing his manly fur.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 09:53:35 PM
*Herman lifts some weights* :D
*Shrugs.* Ok. *Goes about brushing his manly fur.*
Has this turned into a fur-brushing session? *pulls a hairbrush out if my pocket*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 09:25:46 PM
Also, you seem to have some of my excess fur on you Verdauga. How'd that get there?
That would be mine.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:02:32 PM
Has this turned into a fur-brushing session? *pulls a hairbrush out if my pocket*
:laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:02:32 PM
Has this turned into a fur-brushing session? *pulls a hairbrush out if my pocket*
I'm self grooming, dear. Wanting to look ones best is very manly.
Mm. *returns hairbrush to pocket and begins practicing archery*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:08:51 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:02:32 PM
Has this turned into a fur-brushing session? *pulls a hairbrush out if my pocket*
I'm self grooming, dear. Wanting to look ones best is very manly.
*Imitates a very gruff voice.*
Real men don't care about how they look!
*Normal voice.*
That said...
*Straightens tie and dons suitcoat and hat.*
*begins polishing scales*
Oooh! Shiny.
Spoiler
(https://i.etsystatic.com/11890732/r/il/e930be/1475156336/il_570xN.1475156336_ekr3.jpg)
I... could do without seeing that...
^-^
;D
That doesn't sound very manly of you Verdauga.
Okay.
Quote from: Kreg on April 12, 2020, 02:14:41 AM
That doesn't sound very manly of you Verdauga.
Who are you to say what's manly and what isn't?
Not the picture of manliness, is he?
Still, everybeast is entitled to have the worng opinion.
*agrees*
You guys are like two peas in a pod. ;D
not really...at all...
Quote from: Kreg on April 12, 2020, 04:28:06 AM
You guys are like two peas in a pod. ;D
Not really. We are very different, we just compliment each other. A more appropriate simile would be like cardamon and boysenberries.
Or cinnamon and hot chocolate.
Or Teer and Verdauga.
That's probably the most accurate.
Mm.
I can understand your envy.
...what?
;D
If you're implying that I am envious of the relationship between you and Teer, you are crazier than I thought. ^-^
Or just having fun.
Or perhaps even more perspicacious than I appeared.
Mmm...*remains suspicious and unconvinced*
I understand. I'm almost always serious.
You're Sirius?
I'll leave that for you to decide. You seem to be convinced that I'm Halt.
(Because you obviously are.)
*Rolls eyes.*
No, I think he's secretly an elf.
Guys, for either of those roles I'd need a bow.
What if he's all of those at once?
Dun dun dun! (Not all elves use bows, just saying)
*Looks at my list of aliases.*
(Maybe he's actually Howl Jenkins! Howl has lots of false names.)
(Maybe!)
(What if I'm Leroy Jenkins?)
(I have no idea who that is, beyond the fact I've heard of him and will most likely remember who he was if someone explains.)
I'm not familiar with him myself, but on some Internet multiplayer game, he was in a party taking on a challenging area, and he ignored the group's plans and charged in yelling Leroy Jenkins.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 10:24:37 PM
*Looks at my list of aliases.*
One of them being namelock, right?
. . . What?
Mmm.
No, seriously, what?
Nevermind.
O. . . kay. . .
*Mows the lawn.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 11:54:11 PM
No, seriously, what?
Do you know the 'what' scene in RA? With Halt and Horace. It's very funny.
*thinks about one of them....
laughs long and hard*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 11:02:35 PM
(What if I'm Leroy Jenkins?)
LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
JEEEENKIIIIINS
I knew you'd get that. ;D
It's a classic, and is also hilarious :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on April 12, 2020, 11:04:24 PM
(I have no idea who that is, beyond the fact I've heard of him and will most likely remember who he was if someone explains.)
*Has already explained.*
Not in detail.
It's an old WoW video
World of Warcraft?
Yar.
I've never even heard of that.
*Le sigh.*
*flexes*
*sighs*
*Fixes car.*
*Flexes car.*
*Glares at Kade.*
I JUST paid that off.
(That made me laugh)
*Le breathing*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 01:34:47 AM
*Glares at Kade.*
I JUST paid that off.
I mean, you've got insurance, right? You kept your comprehensive even after paying it off... right?
probably...
*is laughing*
*is poking Teer*
*flexes*
*is glaring at Lass*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 02:10:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 01:34:47 AM
*Glares at Kade.*
I JUST paid that off.
I mean, you've got insurance, right? You kept your comprehensive even after paying it off... right?
That isn't quite the issue! It's a 1931 Rolls Royce!
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 08:30:36 AM
*flexes*
Oooo, muscles.
*is offended*
Don't be, darling. I plan on saying whenever someone flexes in this thread.
I flexed an you just ignored me, but the moment Booklover flexes you start ooing and ahing over her muscles. They're nowhere near as impressive as mine.
(I was probably focused on fixing my car, but) I'm sorry, dearest. They're very nice muscles. Very well toned. My response to Booklover's flexing was more of an acknowledgement that she did flex. I never mentioned any appreciation.
Alright then. Do you want any help fixing your car. It looks a little bit... out of shape.
Nah, I think I got it. I'll have to remove the body and straighten the frame, and heat treat it to repair the stress, but that's just about it. I'll be fine, thanks.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:17:46 PM
Alright then. Do you want any help fixing your car. It looks a little bit... out of shape.
No, now it's in shape. Hence the flexing. *Flexes.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:17:46 PM
Alright then. Do you want any help fixing your car. It looks a little bit... out of shape.
No, now it's in shape. Hence the flexing. *Flexes.*
See, there's a reason you aren't hired to build these things.... ;D
There is truth in those words :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
*Hoists the body of the car off the frame.*
*Helps Verdauga*
*Don't need no hep fixin' cars.*
*Will likely go correct grammar later, though.*
You, my dear sir, looked like you were struggled quite a bit. So I think you might indeed need a bit of help. After all, with muscles like those -*Gestures at the pair of thin twigs themselves*- it's really no wonder why you do need help. ;D
Those'r th' wrenches I's usin' on this here car.
*Looks at arms with concern.*
*Starts pouring oil onto the engine.* This'll help.
*Drops a lit torch in as well* As will this.
*Places hand(paw[claw{Phalangenal hub}]) over the oil container.* That stuff's 'xpensive! What're y'doin' just pourin' it out?!
Engines need oil, silly!
*Oil is spilt over Verdie's hands/paws/claws and the world watches as the torch falls on it in slow motion*
(British torch?)
*Closes lid on oil container with other hand(paw[claw{Phalangenal hub}]) and takes it away from Kade.*
(Uruk-hai torch)
*Grabs a power drill and begins drilling parts of the car.* Yeah, definitely need a hole here.
*Whacks Kade over the head with a pipe wrench.*
Goodness!
*Begins sanding down the tread on the tires.* Look how bumpy this is! I'm sure it'll be a much smoother ride after I'm through. Verdauga will be so happy.
*Almost whacks Kade again.*
*Stops mid-swing.*
Actually, I was going to replace those anyway. There is one thing you could do for me though.....
Hold on, lemme finish with these tires....
Could you do this, though? It's kinda important.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2020, 12:54:25 AM
*Oil is spilt over Verdie's hands/paws/claws and the world watches as the torch falls on it in slow motion*
BOOOOOM!!!!!
*grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, shaking him thoroughly* You leave my husband and his car alone AND DON'T EVER INSULT HIS MUSCLES AGAIN!!! *looks at Verdauga* Should I give the same treatment to Kade, dearest?
*pokes Teer* ach, let 'im go, he's not worth your time.
I suggest you don't say that again.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 02:30:27 AM
*grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, shaking him thoroughly* You leave my husband and his car alone AND DON'T EVER INSULT HIS MUSCLES AGAIN!!! *looks at Verdauga* Should I give the same treatment to Kade, dearest?
I didn't insult Verdauga. Besides, I'm
helping him.
*growls at Kade* Help him in the way he asks you to help him. Otherwise, leave him alone.
He said what I'm doing is good! *Continues sanding down the tread on the tires.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:58:07 AM
I said what I'm doing is good! *Continues sanding down the tread on the tires.*
*paints Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:58:07 AM
I said what I'm doing is good! *Continues sanding down the tread on the tires.*
I don't care what you said, I care what my husband says.
*Unplugs the sander with my hand(paw[claw{Phalangenal hub}]) that is not on fire.*
Kade, get the fire extinguisher.
*Was doing the sanding the hard way, with sand paper.*
Ok! *Runs off and grabs a gas canister.* Well, this is red, so that means it's a fire extinguisher, right? *Throws it at the fire.* BEGONE!
*Looks at Kade, arm on fire.*
I'm not mad. Just disappointed. And too tired to be mad.
*rolls eyes and extinguishes Verdauga's arm* Should I turn him upside down and shake him?
Yes.
Again, I'm asking my husband, not you.
Then you should have said 'you', and maybe referred to him by name.
Whatever.
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 09:40:01 PM
Then you should have said 'you', and maybe referred to him by name.
Not really. On threads, if you don't specify otherwise, it's generally assumed that you're replying to the person posting directly prior. That isn't always the case, based on context, but can generally be assumed.
*Glances at Kade, then at Shisteer, then at Kade.*
Sure, go ahead, Teer.
YESH! *Waits excitedly*
*grabs Kade and holds him upside down* DON'T MESS WITH MY HUSBAND'S CAR!!! *begins shaking Kade*
*Finishes straightening frame and begins fixing the body.
*continues shaking Kade*
*Hammers away at the frame.*
*is still shaking Kade*
*Is almost finished and sees Kade going limp.*
*Ignores it and get back to work.*
*stops shaking Kade but continues holding him*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:01:32 AM
*Is almost finished and sees Kade going limp.*
*Ignores it and get back to work.*
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 11:03:43 PM
*grabs Kade and holds him upside down* DON'T MESS WITH MY HUSBAND'S CAR!!! *begins shaking Kade*
WEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:24:01 AM
*continues shaking Kade*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 01:57:11 AM
*is still shaking Kade*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 02:13:49 AM
*stops shaking Kade but continues holding him*
EEEEEEEEeeeee- oh, are we done already?
*begins tickling Kade's footpaws*
That's just evil!!!
*Lowers the repaired body onto the frame.*
*continues tickling Kade's footpaws*
*Is shaking with laughter, tears streaming from his eyes.*
O.O
that's not very manly..
It's all that fluff.
*Fastens the body to the frame, connects the electricals, and drives away.*
Aye, it's getting to him..
*Is motoring away.*
:laugh:
*Grabs Kade and runs off with the Otterbadger* Flee!
*Seb's paws are kicking the air as he imagines running away with Kade, who is held well above ground level* Do you want foot tickles too, Seb? *grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, still holding Kade, and begins to tickle both beasts' footpaws*
Put them both down this instant, Shisteer.
*doesn't put either of them down* Or?
*folds arms* Do it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 02:01:01 AM
*Seb's paws are kicking the air as he imagines running away with Kade, who is held well above ground level* Do you want foot tickles too, Seb? *grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, still holding Kade, and begins to tickle both beasts' footpaws*
Do you have enough arms to accomplish this?
She's a taniwha.
Teer, put them down.
Teer let 'em go, or I'll set Hoiho free in your room!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:34:28 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 02:01:01 AM
*Seb's paws are kicking the air as he imagines running away with Kade, who is held well above ground level* Do you want foot tickles too, Seb? *grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, still holding Kade, and begins to tickle both beasts' footpaws*
Do you have enough arms to accomplish this?
Of course! I can tuck you each under one arm and use the other paw to tickle. It's easy. *sets Seb and Kade down gently* Eb and Lass are so boring.
thank you.
Eb intimidated me into doing it by folding her arms.
*Motors back and changes the tires.*
*Runs around making engine sounds with his mouth. Needless to say, it is done in the manliest of ways.*
*watches in amusement*
*flexes*
*Finishes replacing the tires and motions for everyone to get in.*
*Doesn't know what's happening, but gets in*
*refuses* Why?
*gets in, still flexing*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 01:45:40 AM
*refuses* Why?
*Shifts gaze to and from Eb and the car repeatedly.*
I-I-I-I It's- a limo....
*is amused*
*Winks at Teer inside the limo and turns back to the others.*
*Anne of Green Gables comes to mind*
(Why?)
("Just like the man!")
Ooooh. (I should reread Anne of Green Gables at some point, but it's going to be a while before I finish everything else I want to read.)
'S alright.
*Hops into the driver's seat* Everyone ready?
I am. You might need the keys though. ;)
*gives Seb the key*
*Chuckles and reaches into my pocket.* I think not, dear child. You see, right here I have th--
*There is no key in my pocket.*
*dramatic music*
*Enlists the help of Poirot to help find the keys.*
Whoooooooo?
Hercule Poirot.
*grabs the keys from the floor of the limo* Here, darling. You must have dropped them.
*Breathes a huge sigh of relief and takes the keys.*
Thanks, darling. What would I do without you?
*Takes the driver's seat and smilea at those outside.*
Come on, get in!
This driver's seat just got twice as squishy...
Nonono. Ypu're thinking American driver's seat. You're really in the passenger side.
*waits to see where we're going*
We'll see, won''t we? ;)
Indeed. *is excited*
*Waits for the others to get on in.*
*is still splated*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 19, 2020, 12:17:31 AM
Nonono. Ypu're thinking American driver's seat. You're really in the passenger side.
So you're driving on the left, with the driver's seat on the right?
Yes. This was purchased by a Briton before I obtaned it. Lucky for Seb.
Are you sure it wasn't a Kiwi?
O.O
It could've been, but the shipping address was somewhere in Gloucester, Goucestershire.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 19, 2020, 02:02:38 PM
It could've been, but the shipping address was somewhere in Gloucester, Goucestershire.
You mean Gloucestershire, I'm assuming.
Indeed. Slip of the finger.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 19, 2020, 02:02:38 PM
It could've been, but the shipping address was somewhere in Gloucester, Goucestershire.
Do you notice that Gloucestershire is missing the 'L' in the quote? My finger slipped right past it and onto the rest of the word.
:P
I thought...whatever...
Yes, and I wanted you to say it!!!!!
Le oi
They contract it when there's a vowel at the end of one word and the start of the next, usually. So it would actually be l'oi.
Yeah, I know, but I'm obviously not trying to speak french -_-
*pokes Kade* Bad Kade!
*Is poked.* Why so though?
*pokes Lass* Bad Lass!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 20, 2020, 09:46:00 PM
Le oi
You make me smile, Kade. :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 20, 2020, 10:17:00 PM
Yeah, I know, but I'm obviously not trying to speak french -_-
Eeeeeee! Line face!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 20, 2020, 10:27:21 PM
*Is poked.* Why so though?
BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED VERDIE'S CAR!!!!!!!
That's old news! Besides, he fixed it, and I helped!
You didn't.
@#, you should go on here more, it's bean over run by girls...
Shoo go to that silly girly thread go go.
-_-
that's just rude.
You were asking for it.
No, I just said that you should post on here more, because if us girls stopped posting on here, this thread would die, just admit it. ;)
*flexes* Just hurry up and get in already.
get in what?
I guess Kade is a girl now yay!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 10:38:14 AM
No, I just said that you should post on here more, because if us girls stopped posting on here, this thread would die, just admit it. ;)
If not for your family, I'd probably be the only really active girl, and even then it's possible I'd never have found this if not for the RA forum.
that's thanks to Teer...I did nothing...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 21, 2020, 11:49:55 AM
I guess Kade is a girl now yay!
0_0
Umm, that's not how life works...
Teer is part of your family.
Or at least that's the impression I got from being on this forum for the past however long it is.
Quote from: Booklover on April 21, 2020, 12:19:14 PM
Teer is part of your family.
Or at least that's the impression I got from being on this forum for the past however long it is.
Yes, but it all comes down to Seb, he is the one.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 12:37:43 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 11:15:53 AM
get in what?
The car, obviously.
Stranger danger!
It's my car.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 03:29:16 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 21, 2020, 12:19:14 PM
Teer is part of your family.
Or at least that's the impression I got from being on this forum for the past however long it is.
Yes, but it all comes down to Seb, he is the one.
^-^
it's your fault were here, Seb!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 05:27:11 PM
It's my car.
AHHHHHH! a spy's car!
And your brother-in-law's car. Wait. Who's the spy?
Don't look at me.
I wasn't, but okay.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 09:26:30 PM
And your brother-in-law's car. Wait. Who's the spy?
*stops talking to the stranger*
*Eyes dart across the scene in apprehension.*
*Leans close and whispers in Lass' ear.*
You were talking to a stranger? Where is he? Are you in danger? Do I need to shoot him?
*jumps away from the stranger in fright*
Oh, it's that bad?
*Gabs Lass and tosses her into the limo.*
SORRY GUYS BUT IT'S AN EMERGENCY EVAC SITUATION GOTTA GO BYYYEEE!!!
*Roars off.*
*. . . . As much as a 1931 Rolls can, anyway.*
*screams*
*is in the car already* Yeah! About time we actually went somewhere.
*jumps out the window *
*As the windows are not only up, but on a hand-crank, Lass headbutts the window.*
*hugs Lass* It's alright. No need to freak out.
*is struggling madly*
*continues hugging Lass*
*is trying to break free*
*is still hugging Lass, an eyebrow raised at her futile efforts*
*is biting, scratching, and wriggling*
*chuckles* You're feisty today, sister.
*Glances around.*
Where's the stranger, Lass?
I think he got left behind.
*opens the door still trying to escape*
*closes the door, still holding Lass*
Oh, he could open the door to get you!
*Locks the doors.*
*is still struggling*
Seriously, Lass, what has gotten into you? We've never been taught the 'stranger danger' thing. What if he was a customer wanting a key cut?
*Reaches the safe house and drives into the garage.*
Phew. I don't think we were followed. All right Lass, this stranger: what did he look like? Did he look dangerous? Did he look dorky? What was he wearing?
Did he have some keys that he wanted to be copied? Or maybe a broken key or lock that needed dealing with?
*struggles*
Wriggling works for bees, Lass. Not beasts.
*stops and looks at her captors with hatdred in her eyes*
{It's "Captors", and hatred", or "hatedread".}
Man, he really scared you, didn't he? It's okay. You're safe now.
(Gaah!) *is still trying to get away*
*is still hugging Lass*
*breaks free and tries to open the door*
*the door gives way and I tumble out*
*runs off into the thick woodlands*
Wait just a minute. . .
*Walks out and checks he mailbox number.*
Oh, this is the wrong address.
*Grabs Lass and moves to the correct safehouse.*
There! Now you're safe.
*is not grabed*
*Falls from the sky and splats against the windshield.* Well... fancy meeting you all here.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 21, 2020, 11:49:55 AM
I guess Kade is a girl now yay!
Why? And why "yay"??
Because Scott is also secretly a girl and wants you to post on GvsG. That's why.
(No, it's because of the fluff, and how Kade goes on the girly thread.)
Men are allowed to be fluffy! You folks just don't understand.
(Oh?)
What?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 22, 2020, 08:16:55 PM
(No, it's because of the fluff, and how Kade goes on the girly thread.)
We go on the manly thread.
Yes, I know that.
*Pokes Lass's arm where her bicep is supposed to be.* You need to work out more.
(You're a meanie.)
(Would a hug make you feel better?)
(No!)
(What if I said your huge muscles were most impressive?)
(You'd be lying.)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 22, 2020, 08:16:55 PM
(No, it's because of the fluff, and how Kade goes on the girly thread.)
I'll have you know Kade's fluff is very manly! Have you even seen it? It's significantly more manly than you'll ever be!
*Flexes*
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/faec1a5540b59bb79d15b4eb3ba7684a/tumblr_o77796PjK81v1ealpo1_500.gif)
*snorts* You call those muscles?
*Hands Teer a tissue* Got something in your nose, dearie?
>_>
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 23, 2020, 03:20:00 AM
*Hands Teer a tissue* Got something in your nose, dearie?
Ah, yeah. Thanks. *blows nose* Stupid corona virus.
¬_¬
T_T
O_O
Those are some interesting faces.
D-don't...y-y-you see it...?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:20:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 23, 2020, 03:20:00 AM
*Hands Teer a tissue* Got something in your nose, dearie?
Ah, yeah. Thanks. *blows nose* Stupid corona virus.
Having a cold isn't even a common symptom.
O.O
That's a girly thing, Teer.
O0 O0
*Uses Teer as a flail to attack the afro smileys.* Cultural appropriation!!!!
*Frees Teer from Kade's grasp and sets her down.*
*Rubs eyes.*
Should I continue to give this thread some semblance of civility and order, or just leave... ?
Why do you bother in the first place?
Being orderly is a manly thing to do... not like you'd know that, of course.
;D
Uh huh.
So.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:41:14 PM
Should I continue to give this thread some semblance of civility and order, or just leave... ?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:49:27 PM
Being orderly is a manly thing to do...
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ac89499014e408d277f7c29532e9cf59/tumblr_ndnvbhAG031tinz5io3_500.gif)
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! SOCIETY HAS RULES!!
YES!! You got that reference!! :laugh:
It was a fun movie, if a little cliche.
Aye. Twas manly, though. XD
So I'm gonna say you want me to stay. *Scribbles that down.*
*Peeks at paper* My, what an interesting to-do list. I didn't even know Teer had a bank. *Gathp* Is that why you married her?
That's her bank accou-- HEY!
*Pulls piece of paper from Seb's line of sight.* This wasn't on here earlier.
Ach...
*Crumples up the paper and stuffs it in my pocket.*
ANYway...
*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*
Next time you might want to try MY pocket, not yours. Thanks for the revelation though. ;D
Ach again...
*Takes paper out of pocket and lights it aflame.*
*Already has the to-do list that was in Verdauga's pocket* *Watches as Verdauga burns his paycheck* I... I think you grabbed the wrong paper, buddy.
Hah, says the guy rattling off his evil plan.
By "his" evil plan, you mean "yours". Don't deny it. Embrace it.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 01:38:09 AM
*Takes paper out of pocket and lights it aflame.*
*Getz an odd look in 'iz eye* FIRE! *Zetz Verdauga'z eyebrovz on fire*
Wait! Hiag! I need 'im to confess to his crimes first!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:51:39 PM
So.Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:41:14 PM
Should I continue to give this thread some semblance of civility and order, or just leave... ?
Stay!!!!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 02:05:59 AM
Wait! Hiag! I need 'im to confess to his crimes first!
Taae late...
*drinks fire*
(0)_(0)
*a talking watermelon appears*
*Zhakez it'z pav*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*
Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving
my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.
Thats one OP desctiption.
OP?
Overpowered
Teer is like that in real life, too :P
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 24, 2020, 06:01:57 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*
Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.
In short, do not mess with a taniwha. The dangers of messing with multiple don't need to be said.
Verdauga, I think Teer might be a yandere.
A what?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 24, 2020, 06:01:57 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*
Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.
Well, first off, wither or not you love your husband is obviously up to you. However, if he is found guilty of his crimes, he must be taking to justice, blah blah blah. Anyway, how dare you call Mjolnir a mere "fancy hammer"? *Hugs said hammer and pats it comfortingly* I do believe you've hurt its feelings. Ahem, next point, it's my
job to spread chaos in the Cellars. You can't just take the one thing I've gone and stample it into the ground.
Aaaaaaand last, before I saw all of the amazing posts and topics that had evolved from the Shipping topic, I sadly already deleted the poll... :'( Oh well. I guess now, ya'll have to help come up with another one though.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:09:09 PM
Verdauga, I think Teer might be a yandere.
Just a little bit, maybe. I can survive that. Tsundere, not so much. :laugh:
I dunno man, usually yandere is a bit more dangerous than tsundere. Far less annoying, though, as long as you stay on their good side :laugh:
Typically you're right. But we'd be talking about a tsundere Taniwha
(https://media.tenor.com/images/263713fe77bb126ad55dc8408e262cf2/tenor.gif)
Several of them, actually. I'd like to avoid painful encounters with such points if I can.
Holly cow. This topic went from 6 pages to 175...
lol. Yeah. That describes that Cellar Topics pretty well, actually.
Here's the secret, Tungro.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Lb-JzT3_b-qLzWti54Xq3AHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
(*tries to remember which way round the Monty Python spam song goes*)
Is it lovely or wonderful first, and are those even the words?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xdnytp8742kg0/giphy.gif)
Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jpg/220px-Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jp)(https://i.imgflip.com/212fe6.jpg)
There was another picture, but I don't think it's showing.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/y9fIAKIsiNDu8/giphy.gif)
My friend spams me :P
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 07:33:52 PM
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/y9fIAKIsiNDu8/giphy.gif)
That gif never gets old :laugh:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn8w7 (https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn8w7)
Ze full zkit. 'ave yae gaet anyzin' vizoot Zpam in it?
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 07:28:25 PM
(*tries to remember which way round the Monty Python spam song goes*)
We're the knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes
and footwork impeccAble.
We dine while here in Camelot.
We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.
etc....
I have no idea what just happened. Just remember,
Spoiler
VERDAUGA IS MINE!!!
Definitely a yandere.
What is a yandere?
^-^
*begins giggling* I googled it. :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 25, 2020, 05:26:07 AM
What is a yandere?
It's pretty much a beast who Kills other beast who try to talk to their love interest...
And may also kill their love interest if said love interest isn't, well, interested. Or, at the very least, tie them up so that they can't escape.
That's nasty of them.
But, as long as you're nice to them, they can be rather pleasant individuals. You just have to ignore the blood visible on their clothing. Or, in this case, scales and claws.
#the-seed-is-planted-thread
Good to know. You can talk to Verdauga, if you want. Just don't try to ship him with others. HE'S MINE!
"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't return it's not meant to be yours. If it does return keep it close to your heart"
"...unless it's pizza. Never let go of pizza."
Hah!
Pretty sure that's how that quote goes.
I'm sure. ^-^
*Checks quote*
"Ah you are quite right Kade"
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:09:56 AM
"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't return it's not meant to be yours. If it does return keep it close to your heart"
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:10:55 AM
"...unless it's pizza. Never let go of pizza."
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:13:14 AM
Pretty sure that's how that quote goes.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:14:59 AM
*Checks quote*
"Ah you are quite right Kade"
*chokes with laughter*
I have never heard that quote before, so I can't say whether it's correct or not. I'll just assume it is.
*Fixes things.*
I just wrote that off the top of my head. I saw it on an old picture thingy in my house. So I am not sure if I got it correct.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 05:13:05 PM
I just wrote that off the top of my head. I saw it on an old picture thingy in my house. So I am not sure if I got it correct.
Vidnae it 'ave been better tae juzt uze a pen und paper?
Humph.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 05:13:05 PM
I just wrote that off the top of my head. I saw it on an old picture thingy in my house. So I am not sure if I got it correct.
Vidnae it 'ave been better tae juzt uze a pen und paper?
Nah, that's so old-fashioned.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 05:13:05 PM
I just wrote that off the top of my head. I saw it on an old picture thingy in my house. So I am not sure if I got it correct.
Vidnae it 'ave been better tae juzt uze a pen und paper?
*laughs*
*Does stuff. Things.*
Manly things?
Exceedingly so.
*Grunts impressively*
CHAT
*stares at Lass in a very manly and condescending way*
*Gives a menly smile at their antics.*
*begins flexing*
*Serves the Soviet Onion*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 12:59:07 AM
*begins flexing*
*Eyes the Taniwha's flexing form critically before silent shaking his head and walking away.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 28, 2020, 02:11:54 AM
*Serves the Soviet Onion*
Weak.
So...your thoughts on...wolves...?
FLUFFY. I love Moro, the mother wolf in Princess Mononoke.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 04:32:32 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 12:59:07 AM
*begins flexing*
*Eyes the Taniwha's flexing form critically before silent shaking his head and walking away*
You're just jealous. Besides, I'd finished flexing by the time you actually looked at me. It doesn't take that long, you know.
Incorrect; flexing can take however long the one flexing wants it to take. You said "begins flexing" but you never stated that you had stopped, therefore even now you're still flexing (though one wouldn't be able to tell by looking).
*Begins cooking some steak*
Quote from: Kade Havok on April 28, 2020, 06:40:47 PM
Incorrect; flexing can take however long the one flexing wants it to take. You said "begins flexing" but you never stated that you had stopped, therefore even now you're still flexing (though one wouldn't be able to tell by looking because you're so buff that you always look like you're flexing).
*fixes Kade's post*
*rewards Lass by giving her a muffin split* You're a good fish, Lass.
YAY TEER IS THE NEW MR OLYMPIA!!!!!
Thankee, Teer! *eats muffin split*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 30, 2020, 01:02:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Havok on April 28, 2020, 06:40:47 PM
Incorrect; flexing can take however long the one flexing wants it to take. You said "begins flexing" but you never stated that you had stopped, therefore even now you're still flexing (though one wouldn't be able to tell by looking because you're so buff that you always look like you're flexing).
*fixes Kade's post*
*Is very unconvinced.*
(She is actually quite strong, (irl) not as strong as her Forum persona, but still very strong)
Hmmmm....
(brackets! ;D)
I wasn't talking in brackets, so NYEH *Sticks out tongue impudently.*
(I know, I am, though.)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 30, 2020, 07:29:15 PM
YAY TEER IS THE NEW MR OLYMPIA!!!!!
Ah... thanks? I'd probably be very honoured, if I knew who Mr. Olympia was.
Or...not...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 01, 2020, 06:03:43 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 30, 2020, 07:29:15 PM
YAY TEER IS THE NEW MR OLYMPIA!!!!!
Ah... thanks? I'd probably be very honoured, if I knew who Mr. Olympia was.
I mean, you can take a guess based on the context. Olympia could be referring to multiple things, but lets say it's referring to the Olympics. The Olympics is where the best go to compete. So, Mr. Olympia would be a person that is the personification of that. (In reality, Mr. Olympia is the title given to the winner of some international body building competition.)
Yeah, they are buff... Like buff buff.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 03, 2020, 09:51:51 PM
Yeah, they are buff... Like buff buff.
Wait... Are you guys talking about me? ;)
[sarcasm]Yes, Seb. Who else would we be talking about?[/sarcasm]
*Drives limo back to the topic.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:52:30 PM
[sarcasm]Yes, Seb. Who else would we be talking about?[/sarcasm]
I knew it! ;D
Poor Seb, he just wants a big brother...
Big Brother is evil.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 12, 2020, 03:48:06 AM
Poor Seb, he just wants a big brother...
Why would you say that? O0
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o17u9LqsyjM/UBHkpKlk06I/AAAAAAAAAcg/YKqSssJtZ2k/s1600/0225.gif)
Nah Seb you be like dis (https://media.giphy.com/media/j1zhTrBfBbRU7C534D/giphy.gif)
Umm..that guy knows the weights aren't attached, right? :laugh:
Exactly.
O-kay...
*Feels the manliness surging through his body*
I own a car now, men. It's a very manly car. Not as manly as a truck, but I'm too broke to be that manly.
Oo! my sister owns a truck!
Personally, I don't really care what I drive as along as a it gets me where I need to go (preferably without costing me an arm and a leg in gas), but people tell me that trucks are manly. I don't really know why, but I suppose it makes sense. All I really know about the manliness of vehicles is that Priuses are not.
What about LARPing, is that manly?
Most definitely not. Real men either exercise their intellects more, and play Dungeons and Dragons, or they exercise their bodies more, and do martial arts (HEMA).
Hey, I LARP.
As myself, of course.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 15, 2020, 03:55:10 PM
Most definitely not. Real men either exercise their intellects more, and play Dungeons and Dragons, or they exercise their bodies more, and do martial arts (HEMA).
:(
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 15, 2020, 03:44:47 PM
Personally, I don't really care what I drive as along as a it gets me where I need to go (preferably without costing me an arm and a leg in gas), but people tell me that trucks are manly. I don't really know why, but I suppose it makes sense. All I really know about the manliness of vehicles is that Priuses are not.
Same.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 15, 2020, 03:06:51 PM
Nah Seb you be like dis (https://media.giphy.com/media/j1zhTrBfBbRU7C534D/giphy.gif)
Or that, yes. ;D
*Raises eyebrow.*
You... LARP, Teer?
Poor, misguided soul.
No, unfortunately. Well, I haven't in a while, anyway. Everybeast LARPs when they're young. (They just don't always have a word for it)
Well, playing pretend is one thing, and LARPing is another. Playing is perfectly acceptable, in kids and in adults. LARPing, on the other hand, is not.
Why?
Semantics, that's why :D
I'll take your word for it. (Actually, I probably won't, but never mind)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 16, 2020, 03:26:00 AM
You... LARP, Teer?
Poor, misguided soul.
:o
You are going crazy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 03:36:57 AM
I'll take your word for it. (Actually, I probably won't, but never mind)
I wouldn't expect you to.
I actually do believe what I said, and I
could put together a list of reasons and logic for my statement... but I'm too tired and lazy at the moment. Maybe someday not right after I dug out turf, pricker bushes and a tree ;D
I mean, if you can give me a proper, reasoned argument for not liking LARPing, I may convert to your point of view. In the meantime, I'll just live in blissful ignorance of its horrors. (And long for the opportunity to join in)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/28/15/enhanced/webdr01/anigif_enhanced-19680-1443467469-8.gif)
They don't explain the brute squad in as much detail in the film as they do in the book.
I need to read the book.
You do.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 02:22:46 AM
Yes, child. I have been training him.
*Eyebrow rises above my hair.*
On LARPing:
When kids are playing, they aren't specifically dressing up as a specific character and acting as they would; they're just being pirates (Or U.S. and Taliban, but that's a different story.) But in it's defense, where do we draw the line on what is Larping?
I'm not sure about you but, when I was a small child playing a game, I would always dress up. Dressing up as pirates and losing mum's kitchen knives were the best things about it.
Yeah. . . Nah. . .
*Flexes the forum in half.*
*The forum flexes Kade back.*
*Falls to the ground.*
You ok there?
Yeah, I think so. Minor earthquake over here.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 19, 2020, 02:44:53 PM
Yeah. . . Nah. . .
Are you rejecting my childhood antics?
How dare he.
I thought the same.
I reject both your childhood and current age antics.
Why would you say something controversial, yet so brave?
'Cause I'm manly.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.oN-nnkSk_XBJb6Cnv-bZ-QHaDs?pid=Api&rs=1)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 20, 2020, 04:42:20 PM
I reject both your childhood and current age antics.
That's sad. I suppose you reject me as a person too. *cries*
*Comforts Teer, 'cuz that's the manly thing to do, and because that's what a friend should do*
Kade, tell Teer you don't reject her as a person. Now.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 20, 2020, 11:42:27 PM
Kade, tell Teer you don't reject her as a person. Now.
QuoteThis goes into the chronicles of Awww.
(Hah. I got you back.)
:laugh: so you have :laugh:
???
Wedding of Ebanok. That was his response to one of my posts.
Ah. I see.
*Does manly things*
We're kinda stuck in the menly things, aren't we? :laugh:
Yes. ^-^
*Brushes his fur, flexing all the while.*
*wandered into this thread by accident, and is reading The Silmarillion*
*Is continually amazed over just how manly he is.*
*Notices Kade's amazement.*
Hey there.
Hmmm? Why hello.
You were staring.
At myself, yes. I do that sometimes.
*Looks down at self.*
I'm no mirror. ;D
*walks into a wall and barely notices because The Silmarillion is very interesting*
*Angles Eb away from the wall.*
*looks up briefly* Yes?
*Angels Eb away from the wall.*
The wall.
*Has flown away with Eb.*
...just don't interrupt my reading.
*Is busy flying in an exceedingly manly manner.*
*Watches LOTR, 'cuz that's manly*
*Lifts heavy weights wearing pink yoga pants* 8D
*Lights a dumpster fire*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 07:02:38 PM
*Is busy flying in an exceedingly manly manner.*
Excuse me, I'm trying to read. If you continue being so manly I shall be forced to whack you over the head with my book.
*Manliness intensifies.* I'm sorry dear, but such things can not be stopped.
*whacks Kade over the head with book*
I'm sorry, does my manliness make it hard for you to concentrate?
Yes. *returns to reading*
Manliness.
https://www.artofmanliness.com/ (https://www.artofmanliness.com/)
*raises gaze to look at Wylder* I'm trying to read.
While reading is very manly, you should probably do it in the girly thread. Here we only read manly books, like "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin" and "Pride and Prejudice."
I haven't read Pride and Prejudice yet but I intend to. I was very wicked and watched the TV series before reading the book. Now, stop distracting me. ^-^
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 02, 2020, 06:38:04 AM
Manliness.
https://www.artofmanliness.com/ (https://www.artofmanliness.com/)
I've seen a few of their articles. Good stuff, actually.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 06:35:40 AM
Yes. *returns to reading*
I apologize, dear, but this is just how I am ^-^
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/728308837790253126/unknown.png?width=591&height=407)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 06:35:40 AM
Yes. *returns to reading*
I apologize, dear, but this is just how I am ^-^
I might accept the apology if it were spelt correctly. *smiles sweetly*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 06:59:28 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/728308837790253126/unknown.png?width=591&height=407)
*Runs away screaming*
*The swol doge follows.*
That picture is mentally disturbing.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 06:59:28 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/728308837790253126/unknown.png?width=591&height=407)
Pretty sure this is false advertising...it hasn't worked so far.
Huh. How odd. Did you not put all of your belonging in this jar first? Maybe that's why... ;D
Jar? How might this jar hold all my belongings?
It's a magic jar, of course.
Well where is it?
*Points at jar*
Ah. *Throws all of my belongings into the jar.*
...nope, nothin'...
*The jar vanishes*
Huh. Weird. Maybe the old lady who sold me that meme was just joking.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 01:43:38 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 02, 2020, 06:38:04 AM
Manliness.
https://www.artofmanliness.com/ (https://www.artofmanliness.com/)
I've seen a few of their articles. Good stuff, actually.
Yes, I'm really quite impressed with it. The sheer amount of content is quite astounding.
*Flexes.*
*Belches*
*moves away from Seb* Excuuuuse you.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fcb4a61b1281b42469fc9bf3606fd15c/tenor.gif?itemid=4857406)
Mmmm, I almost said something, but it'd probably make Eb run away, so I'll refrain :laugh:
>.> Now I'm curious...
...me too.
*Builds.*
*Fells a tree*
Whyyyyyyyy? What did the tree ever do to you? *also, was in that tree* *is now falling*
It grew enough that it provides me enough wood to fashion, of course. If you've got a problem, talk to Yavanna.
Who?
Yavanna. Vala of the fruit of the earth, I believe. Wife of...Aule?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 01:21:30 AM
Yavanna. Vala of the fruit of the earth, I believe. Wife of...Aule?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
Forgive us, we are Middle Earth geeks.
Ooooohhh, oh, Tolkienism.
Yar indeed. :laugh: (Okay, that is a Kade thing.)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 02:04:47 AM
Ooooohhh, oh, Tolkienism.
Ehhh, I think that term is used for something else...
Baggins!
*Defenstrates Ebantu* *Waits for Jet(t) to end my existence.*
*catches Eb with tail and takes her to the girly thread*
*has been taken to The Girly Thread and no longer supports Delthion as Master Shipper*
Oh, come now, that's unreasonable. All he did was throw you out the window.
Zigzactly. I do not appreciate this behaviour.
Honestly, I threw you out into a pile of mattresses from a first story window. I just wanted to see what happened if I stole Jet's move again. ;D
But he doesn't support Corndauga. That means he's trustworthy, no matter what or who he throws out the window.
Not only do I not support Corndauga, I am actively opposed to it.
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:51:35 AM
Honestly, I threw you out into a pile of mattresses from a first story window. I just wanted to see what happened if I stole Jet's move again. ;D
Oh, I'm not hurt or anything. I am just affronted. ^-^
I am affrighted that you are affronted.
That's cool.
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:52:34 AM
Not only do I not support Corndauga, I am actively opposed to it.
Exactly.
He's only against it due to ulterior motives, I assure you.
There is actually ample evidence of this.
*builds a body*
test.
Rather curious how you did that... :P
*Thousands of dung beetles pour into the thread in which "The Men" dwell*
*Le gasp* An infestation! *Flexes muscles, and the beetles die from overexposure to pure awesomeness*
*The beetles begin to gnaw and chew on Seb's tiny muscles*
*flexes on the beetles, obliterating them*
*The beetles have been entirely removed from the topic.*
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:51:35 AM
Honestly, I threw you out into a pile of mattresses from a first story window. I just wanted to see what happened if I stole Jet's move again. ;D
*enters thread* Jett is kinda inactive *leaves again*
What Lass said.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 18, 2020, 12:21:20 AM
*The beetles begin to gnaw and chew on Seb's tiny muscles*
>.> How
dare you assume my muscles are tiny, heathen. *Gives Sheev some glasses* I'm sure its only just your eye sight, my friend. :D
*Does a walking handstand.* Weeeeee.
TEACH ME.
Lots of push-ups and pull-ups, for starters.
I can do pull-ups perfectly well, but my push-up posture is teerrible.
Oh, does Teer have bad push-up posture?
No I do...
No, just me. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 09:59:19 PM
Oh, does Teer have bad push-up posture?
*draws self up to full height (which is not very high) and glares at Kade* My push-up posture is perfect, thank you very much!
But she said she had teerrible push-up posture, as apposed to her pull-up ability, so I assumed she was saying that her posture was akin to yours, and that it wasn't that good.
No, if you look, the second 'e' is crossed out.
For one, that more proves my point more than anything, ya goof.
Two, that is next to impossible to see without quoting -_-
Hehe, line face!
I realised that after I posted. :P
-________-
*backs away* Stop it, that's creepy.
Words hurt, Eb.
And normal line faces are fine! *has backed into a wall*
- -
_______________
|_______________|
*closes eyes tightly*
- -
_______________
| |
| |
|_______________|
*presses self harder against the wall and whimpers softly*
- -
_______________
|_______________|
*bares teeth and flattens ears at Kade*
-________-
Whew, that was a good yawn!
*sighs in relief and slides to the floor* It looked as if you were trying to eat me!
What? Why would I do that?
I don't know! It was kind of scary, though.
I'm kind of offended that you think that I would do that to you.
Luckily, I'm too manly to be able to show any sort of outward emotional pain.
There's nothing wrong with showing emotion.
But I'm so manly.
Meh. Manliness is overrated.
*Approaches Eb, flexing.* Take that back.
*ears flatten* No.
*Flexes harder.* Do it please.
*ears flatten harder* No!
*Begins bench pressing Eb.* Dooooo iiiiiiit.
*screams* No, and you can't make me!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 08:36:05 PM
Luckily, I'm too manly to be able to show any sort of outward emotional pain.
Exactly. It's taken me a while, but my face is now frozen in a stoic expression. *Throws anvil at face* See? *Spits out tooth* Nothing.
Going for the Voldemort look, I see. *Continues bench pressing Eb.*
*digs claws into Kade's paw* Let go!
I've turned up my Ebby claw resistance since that face incident awhile back. Kinda tickles though ^-^
But, ya know, I'm just doing like that Josh Groban song says. I'm raising you up. Over and over and over.
*digs teeth into Kade's paw*
So cruel. Much pain. Wow. *Sets Eb down.* Unfortunately, you're much too light to give me any sort of real workout.
Well soh-rry. *shakes self vigourously*
*Poofs Eb away from Kade*
*Steals Seb's skeleton.*
*Teleports Seb's skeleton back into him.*
No, it's mine. Finders keepers.
Sorry, it's proceeds of a crime. Thusly, I returned it to its rightful owner to negate further consequence to you.
He was lending it to me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:05:52 PM
*Steals Seb's skeleton.*
No he wasn't. You said you stole it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 03:00:16 PM
*Does a walking handstand.* Weeeeee.
*Does a handing walkstand.*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 01, 2020, 03:10:09 PM
*Teleports Seb's skeleton back into him.*
Thanks. *Wiggles around, getting the kinks out of said skeleton*
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11737.0
*Teleports the topic url out of here.*
(Seb, where am I?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:30:48 PM
But she said she had teerrible push-up posture, as apposed to her pull-up ability, so I assumed she was saying that her posture was akin to yours, and that it wasn't that good.
*rolls eyes and mutters about crazy Americans and their inability to read* All those movies have fried your brain.
*peeks into thread* Wait, ha had a...Wow...Never would have guessed...I guess you'd only really know if he used it..
Quote from: Delthion on August 01, 2020, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 03:00:16 PM
*Does a walking handstand.* Weeeeee.
*Does a handing walkstand.*
Skiiiiiiiiiiills...
*leaves again*
I bench-pressed a bench today, friends.
Wow, impressive.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 01, 2020, 03:52:16 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:05:52 PM
*Steals Seb's skeleton.*
No he wasn't. You said you stole it.
I didn't "say" anything. I merely performed an action. I can't help that, for some completely unknown reason, you perceived it as me stealing.
You documented the crime, you felon. Consider yourself lucky Seb hasn't pressed charges.
Yer face is a melon.
Tanks!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 03, 2020, 06:16:24 AM
(Seb, where am I?)
(In my palace thread. ;D)
Quote from: Verdauga on August 03, 2020, 04:10:29 PM
You documented the crime, you felon. Consider yourself lucky Seb hasn't pressed charges.
Very lucky, you ducky.
Verdauga is the duck around here.
Well, YOUR FACE is a duck.
I did not make a duck face. My expression in the last pic I posted may have been unsettling or creepy (despite my utmost attempts to make it anything but), HOWEVER, it was most assuredly not a duck face.
Next time you post a picture, please do the line face.
I'm not even sure what that's supposed to look like IRL, honestly :laugh:
Not a smile, not a frown, eyes facing directly at the camera, looking tired.
^ What he said.
😑
So, my basic state of being then? Gotcha.
Yeah, it's most people's resting face, apparently.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 09:29:55 PM
I did not make a duck face. My expression in the last pic I posted may have been unsettling or creepy (despite my utmost attempts to make it anything but), HOWEVER, it was most assuredly not a duck face.
I meant a literal duck. :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on August 04, 2020, 02:35:50 PM
Not a smile, not a frown, eyes facing directly at the camera, looking tired.
I would normally say that the eyes would need to be squinting as well, but I dunno.
I would say eyes almost closed, but that might be what you were meaning. :P
Dang, I forgot to take this picture. Hopefully I'll remember tonight.
Great! Hopefully you do! ^-^
Also, I have an experiment I wanted to try. Everyone step back.
Spoiler
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/83861f8359e9e37ca03f2eb80e3eda50/tumblr_n909q5Zmd71qjja0no1_250.gif)
How interesting... The rock fell first.
*Is unimpressed, but mainly because the gif was invisible.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/4f/64/c14f645af7d45a736b6c48f2821824d4.gif)
Kade, don't forget your line face pic. ;)
We'll see if I remember by the time I've made it home :laugh:
Okay. ^-^
Have you remembered,
@Kade Rivok?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 09:29:55 PM
I did not make a duck face. My expression in the last pic I posted may have been unsettling or creepy (despite my utmost attempts to make it anything but), HOWEVER, it was most assuredly not a duck face.
I meant a literal duck. :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on August 04, 2020, 02:35:50 PM
Not a smile, not a frown, eyes facing directly at the camera, looking tired.
I would normally say that the eyes would need to be squinting as well, but I dunno.
Not squinting, but just mostly closed in unimpressed boredom.
>_>
You didn't remember, did you? :laugh:
<_<
-_-
Ok! So, I took a few different ones since I'm still unsure how it's supposed to
actually look.
#1 Matching the
feel of the line face
Spoiler
-_-
#2 Trying to make the look match the -_- while still capturing the feel
Spoiler
-_-
#3 Look/feel mixture +
BURNING RAGESpoiler
-_-
#4 Purely going for the -_- look
Spoiler
-_-
EDIT: Pics have been moved to YOUR FACE topic and removed from this post ^-^
:laugh: If it weren't for the fact that everyone in my house is asleep, I would be laughing IRL right now. I think the second one is my favourite, and closest to how I imagine -_- looking every time you do it. (Just saying though, this is the Cellars not Secret Hideouts, so you may not want to keep those photos there. Up to you.)
Oh my gosh, great pics! :laugh:
Kade you have nice fluff on your chin!
*claps both paws over my mouth to keep from laughing*
Y?
(Various reasons.)
Oh! I see!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 07, 2020, 08:13:37 PM
Kade you have nice fluff on your chin!
Heh, thanks I think :laugh:
The last one is my face in general.
Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick*
+Is manlier than Seb*
*Hits One-Eye on his head with said stick* ;D
*Laughs in helmet*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:37:44 AM
Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick*
*Reveals my true form.*
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Gn3NN1QlWs83UpfBKBuseQHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
Ew. You're not as handsome as I thought you were.
*Chokes on my oatmeal* Hah!
I would so put this in the Funny Posts Collection but my post is in there.
HAHAHA!!!
*Admires self in mirror.* Dang it, I'm just SO manly.
*Looks at Kade's reflection*
...Meh.
;D
*Does impressive feats*
*Steals Seb's impressive feets.*
Not my feetsies! Not again! *Hops after Kade...
...using my thumb*
Yeah, I suppose this isn't the first time this has occurred, huh? What poor luck you have.
*Continues hopping after Kade...(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1521137419ra/25218741.gif)*
*watches Seb and Kade for 3.7 seconds* Meh. *returns to reading The Silmarillion*
*posts here because Seb said we're not allowed to*
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741548499316899840/747697476428890213/girly_thing.png)
...question. Why is her skin yellow?
It's a girly emoji...
*Hands Eb and Lass a footpaw each.*
Thanks...
^-^
*Crawls after Lass and Eb*
*Carriez zome 'eavy zin'z eazily acrozz ze topic*
Wow! You're, like, so manly! Can you open this jar for me?
Aye, zure. *Zmazhez ze jar againzt ze floor, crackin' it tae zmithereenz* Zere ye gae. Ze jar iz na' open.
Thanks!
Any toime.
Laaaaaame
Literally, though.
*Becomes un-lame by putting my footpaws back on*
*Vonderz vhy Sebias juzt put 'iz footpavz back on 'iz earz*
*Glares at Hiag* 'Cuz I want to, that's why! *Flaps ears and footpaws*
*looks quizzically at Kade, at the footpaw he gave me, and back at Kade* ... *gives the footpaw to Seb*
*Licks footpaws and sticks them back onto my legs. Wiggles them around* Very good. Anywho. *Begins lifting weights*
*Drops weight on Skarzs' big toe*
Vhich vone, zough?
His better one.
'ov much dae zoze veightz veigh?
Shouldn't that be veights veigh?
*Begins benchpressing Skarzs.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 28, 2020, 04:48:50 AM
Shouldn't that be veights veigh?
Edited zummat und accidentally put ze vrong zin'. Ach... *Correctz*
*Sleeps.*
*Flexes muscles*
S T R O N K
*Infant Ebby watches in confusion and says to nobeast in particular* What's ev'rybeast doing?
They're being manly.
Oh. *Infant Ebby breathes steam and then chases it as it floats around*
*Grunts* That isn't manly, Eb.
Meh. Manliness is overrated.*Infant Ebby pokes her tongue out at Seb and continues chasing the steam*
*Flexes at BL.* There ya go.
*Infant Ebby is relived that her previous statement was crossed out*
*Practizez foightin' movez viz an 'eavy metal pole* (Ah've actually done zat- ze neighbour'ood kidz zought tvaz actually zummat loight, vhich it o' courze vaz nae. Ah ztill 'ave it zomevhere. Ah 'ad found it in ze voodz. Vone toime Ah alzae found a zpeed-limit zign taae.)
*Is literally looking at memes about girls taking so long to shop, as I'm standing around, waiting for my sisters to finish shopping*
(Heh.)
You mock my pain!
(Yup.)
Ebony, you failed.
(I'm not pretentious enough to consider myself worthy of posing as The Dread Pirate Roberts.)
That's fair enough.
*Grows more manly floof.*
*Infant Ebby squeaks in delight and hurls herself at Kade*
*Watches as infant Ebby vanishes into his floof.* Have fun now!
*Infant Ebby falls asleep almost instantly*
Mm, makes me feel manly.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/2y6ElJES2O0E0/giphy.gif)
No, you're a buff otter judge who is movie obsessed.
Buff?
You heard me.
What?
*Infant Ebby wakes up and whimpers* Go 'way, Kass!
*Kass didn't hear that very well.*
*Flexes Ebby gently back to sleep.*
*Infant Ebby gradually relaxes and begins purring*
Begone, skinny boi.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:30:37 PM
*Infant Ebby gradually relaxes and begins purring*
*Gentle flexing intensifies.*
*Infant Ebby falls asleep*
So adorbs. Brings a manly tear to my eye.
*Infant Ebby is having a dream which is quickly turning into a nightmare*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 29, 2020, 02:33:10 PM
So adorbs. Brings a manly tear to my eye.
*Slaps* Men can't cry, weakling!
(Seb. Take that back right now.)
*Cries*
(...)
(That was basically me proving that real men can indeed cry. :laugh: 'Cuz, ya know, I'm so manly and all.)
(Of course.)
This topic isn't quite the same without Kade, is it?
(No. Apparently he's on, but we will just have to watch him sink further and further down the Who's Online list until he dies.)
Tch, tch. Naughty chap.
(Isn't he just.)
Well, can't say too much. He is my father after all.
*Flexes muscles*
How can you flex something that isn't there?
#rude
*Flexes lass out of the thread.*
Ewwwwww
*Grunts*
*Infant Ebby wakes up feeling rather hungry*
Real men vear Kilts.
*Vearz a kilt*
(Agreed, Hiag. :laugh:)
Makes mooning folks far easier, to be sure.
(Mooning? Maybe I shouldn't have asked.)
(Butt showing.)
(Ew. You're allowed to wear undies underneath kilts, you know.-_-)
That's against the law in multiple countries.
(Oh? Name them.)
(Edit: Yue says "Tell them my father as a kilt and he wears underpants underneath it. Also you have to wear long socks. And a knife.")
I'm calling the NZ police.
(It doesn't have to be a very sharp knife.)
Wearing underpants is against the spirit of the kilt and must be punished.
(Oh. I thought you were worried about the knife.)
Nah, not at all :giggle:
Also, why the parenthesisisisisisis?
(I'm Infant Ebby in this thread. She just woke up in your fluff feeling hungry.)
Note from Lass: Eat his floof.
(O_O Ew no.)
Kilts aren't especially manly; it's just the men wearing them typically are. if my scrawny self were to wear one, it would look weird.
Yet, your manliness levels would rise by at least 15 points!
How many points constitute a level?
Luckily, they work on a 1:1 ratio.
Aaaaaaand how many levels are rquired before one is seen as manly? ::)
Depends on who you talk to, I suppose :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2020, 12:37:23 PM
Kilts aren't especially manly; it's just the men wearing them typically are. if my scrawny self were to wear one, it would look weird.
*Strokes beard wisely* One must realize that being scrawny in itself doesn't stop one from being a man. *Sips tea and taps walking cane*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 09, 2020, 05:20:32 AM
(I'm Infant Ebby in this thread. She just woke up in your fluff feeling hungry.)
Ah, well I'm not aware of that yet, it would seem.
That happened before she woke up feeling hungry though, which I'm still somehow not aware of.
*Infant Ebby screams* I'M HUNGRY!
*Puts some pepper and salt on a fatted calf*
Dinner.
WHERE?!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 13, 2020, 06:12:43 AM
*Infant Ebby screams* I'M HUNGRY!
*Bops Infant Ebby on the nose.* No screaming dear, that's for adults. Now, what kind of protein do you like?
*Infant Ebby flops over backwards* Salmon teriyakiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
*Squints eyes and hides the fatted calf from view* Mine!
*Infant Ebby climbs onto Kade's shoulders and pushes his head back and forth* SALMON TERIYAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
*Reaches up and gives Infant Ebby ear scritches.* Ok, ok, chill chook. I know a Japanese place nearby. *Heads off to O.E.C. Japanese Express with Infant Ebby in tow.*
*Infant Ebby is still on Kade's shoulders* How nearby? Are we nearly there yet?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2020, 04:50:37 PM
*Squints eyes and hides the fatted calf from view* Mine!
*Goes to find an even fatter fatted calf*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 07, 2020, 02:51:36 AM
Real men vear Kilts.
*Vearz a kilt*
I would whole heartedly agree, but I lack a heart.
*Also wears a kilt*
*Struts about, flexing.*
*also wears a kilt*
You're wearing a kilt as well? Good on ya!
I have a kilt IRL, but I don't wear it to ceilidhs because wool is so flippin' hot. I died of heat exhaustion last time I tried it.
My, you seem to be getting along pretty well then, considering you're dead. :laugh:
Well, I was only mostly dead, and mostly dead is slightly alive.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2020, 06:18:35 PM
Well, I was only mostly dead, and mostly dead is slightly alive.
Indeed.
*Chews fingernails*
*Belches*
*Consults my many chin whiskers*
STOP CHEWING YOUR FINGERNAILS!
I don't really think it's a "manly" trait.
Exactly!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 03, 2021, 04:02:22 AM
*Chews fingernails*
*Belches*
*Consults my many chin whiskers*
You're just weird.
^
And kinda gross...
But that's okay.
It is?
Yeah, probably.
*Is unconvinced.*
Sweet mother of bark. . .
The tree just wanted them to leaf him alone.
Hopefully they get board.
Trees.
(https://tenor.com/view/good-job-clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-bravo-great-gif-7248435.gif)
The man is back.
How'd you know my dad got home?
^-^
Mmmmm....nah.
*Waves long hair in the wind*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 23, 2021, 11:03:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 11:02:03 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 22, 2021, 11:56:51 PM
The man is back.
KADE! *goes to find Kade*
Indeed. Let him know that he is no longer the man, for this is another.
Me.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 23, 2021, 01:41:33 AM
How'd you know my dad got home?
Because I am the man.
Yeah, nah.
Your face.
*Claps paws and dances like the man he is*
Ach.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 11:02:03 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 22, 2021, 11:56:51 PM
The man is back.
KADE! *goes to find Kade*
*Watches as Teer walks past him.*
(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/b5c11eb76756a4d6c3f91da7c0eea255.jpg)
Ah. Alrighty.
:(
*Refuses to cry, because he's a man.*
*continues looking for Kade*
*Reflexively karate chops Seb.*
*Arm is chopped* -_-
*Heals Seb*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on January 17, 2019, 04:46:48 PM
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If this isn't manly, I don't know what is.
Glorious first post in the Cellars, dude.
*Quietly floatz in ze air*
*Hops on Hiag's ear*
*hides in Kade's fluff*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 11, 2021, 04:36:30 AM
*Hops on Hiag's ear*
*Airbendz Sebias off vhoilzt ztill quietly floatin' in ze air*
*joins*
So much manliness up in this house.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2022, 02:37:22 PM
So much manliness up in this house.
Just wait.
*Walks back out*
*Comes back in carrying a battleaxe*
Ballteaxes are rather unwieldly.
Eh.
I prefer a spear.
*Grabs a halberd.*
*Grabs enchanted fork.*
*Grabs a lava lamp*
The height of manliness.
I didn't realize which topic I was in until after I'd written that.
Welcome to the swol club, Russa.
Thank you.
Mm.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 01, 2022, 05:30:48 PM
Ballteaxes are rather unwieldly.
Ball tea axes are, I'm sure.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 01, 2022, 05:30:48 PM
Ballteaxes are rather unwieldly.
Not if you know how to use it.
The lurkeritis is spreading beyond Discord.
Except I'm not on Discord.
That's how he knows it's spreading beyond it.
Oh.
*lurks*
Anyone without a beard may feel free to leave.
*Grunts*
I'm always free. I don't need to feel it.
But if you can't feel if you're free or not, how do you know you're free?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 04, 2022, 11:17:28 PM
Anyone without a beard may feel free to leave.
*Grunts*
Beardz are major.
Golly gee I'm so manly.
*Trimmed 'iz facial 'air ze ozer day*
I should shave soon.
*steals Verd's razor*
*Steals Flib*
*Grumblez, zen hovlz*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2022, 08:58:12 PM*steals Verd's razor*
It-
It's disposable...
I have like 12 others. <_<
No no, I already stole you, you can't steal me.
*Everybeazt getz attacked by vild ztubblez*
@Verdauga, now's the time for your razors.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2022, 06:28:03 PMNo no, I already stole you, you can't steal me.
I just did, though. You can't tell someone that they can't do something they just did.
I certainly can.
-_- *throws Kade into a pond*
Nuh uh, 'cause you be stolen
*Ze ztubblez continue tae attack everybeazt vhoilzt av ziz bickerin' iz gaein' on*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2022, 10:03:03 PMNuh uh, 'cause you be stolen
And so be you.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 26, 2022, 12:39:19 AM*Ze ztubblez continue tae attack everybeazt vhoilzt av ziz bickerin' iz gaein' on*
*ignores them ignorantly*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 26, 2022, 12:39:19 AM*Ze ztubblez continue tae attack everybeazt vhoilzt av ziz bickerin' iz gaein' on*
Oh no, what shall we do?
Ignore them ignorantly. That's what I do. ^-^
*Ze ztubblez increaze zeir attackin' o' everybeazt vhoilzt ziz lack o' action by certain memberz continuez*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2022, 07:50:21 PMOh no, what shall we do?
Well, at some point V-dawg is supposed to get in here and handle 'em with his razors. Dunno when that'll be though.
*Finishes shaving with Thomasbane and cuts down the new threat.*
*Ze ztubblez are defeated, buuuuuuut.....Zey
vill return fer vengeance again zometoime zoon*
Zuch iz ze vay o' ztubblez.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 27, 2022, 01:48:29 PM*Finishes shaving with Thomasbane and cuts down the new threat.*
*wonders nervously if I'm a threat*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 27, 2022, 04:41:27 PM*Ze ztubblez are defeated, buuuuuuut.....Zey vill return fer vengeance again zometoime zoon*
Zuch iz ze vay o' ztubblez.
Can't we call time-outs, like in baseball? :(
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2022, 01:28:04 AMQuote from: Verdauga on February 27, 2022, 01:48:29 PM*Finishes shaving with Thomasbane and cuts down the new threat.*
*wonders nervously if I'm a threat*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 27, 2022, 04:41:27 PM*Ze ztubblez are defeated, buuuuuuut.....Zey vill return fer vengeance again zometoime zoon*
Zuch iz ze vay o' ztubblez.
Can't we call time-outs, like in baseball? :(
Daez facial 'air ever cav toime-ootz...?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2022, 03:09:01 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2022, 01:28:04 AMQuote from: Verdauga on February 27, 2022, 01:48:29 PM*Finishes shaving with Thomasbane and cuts down the new threat.*
*wonders nervously if I'm a threat*
:)
o.O
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 28, 2022, 05:08:44 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2022, 01:28:04 AMQuote from: Verdauga on February 27, 2022, 01:48:29 PM*Finishes shaving with Thomasbane and cuts down the new threat.*
*wonders nervously if I'm a threat*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 27, 2022, 04:41:27 PM*Ze ztubblez are defeated, buuuuuuut.....Zey vill return fer vengeance again zometoime zoon*
Zuch iz ze vay o' ztubblez.
Can't we call time-outs, like in baseball? :(
Daez facial 'air ever cav toime-ootz...?
Iunno, that's why I asked you.
Tvaz a rhetorical queztion. O' courze facial 'air daeznae cav toime-ootz. Ach... *Hovlz*
Ach indeed. :( *howls mournfully*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 01, 2022, 01:16:22 AMTvaz a rhetorical queztion. O' courze facial 'air daeznae cav toime-ootz. Ach... *Hovlz*
Not with that attitude it doesn't.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 01, 2022, 02:25:31 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 01, 2022, 01:16:22 AMTvaz a rhetorical queztion. O' courze facial 'air daeznae cav toime-ootz. Ach... *Hovlz*
Not with that attitude it doesn't.
Nay attitude vaz intended.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 01, 2022, 02:25:31 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 01, 2022, 01:16:22 AMTvaz a rhetorical queztion. O' courze facial 'air daeznae cav toime-ootz. Ach... *Hovlz*
Not with that attitude it doesn't.
Or maybe facial hair doesn't play baseball...
Actually, it playz 'ockey. Ah'm nae zure vhy...
Ice hockey or field hockey?
(To cause least confusion, I use ice and field to differentiate them. But confusion is good, so I may as well call both hockey. Or do it correctly and call them hockey and ice hockey.)
Or air hockey.
Or tomato 'ockey.
Hokey pokey.
Hockey pockey.
Poke
Pokemon!
Ach...
Aaach...
Alaz and alack.
Alaz poor Yorkie.
Alaz poor Cheezie...
Alas poor (insert other kind of chocolate bar here).
Hershey?
Quote from: Booklover on March 05, 2022, 09:49:13 PMAlas poor (insert other kind of chocolate bar here).
Alas poor other kind of chocolate bar.
*Manliness intensifies.*
*Flibliness intensifies*
*Pokes the Flib*
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2022, 05:07:07 PM*Pokes the Flib*
Shh, be quiet! I'm concentrating on being a Flib. ;D
*Poking intensifies.*
*Flibbing intensifies*
:)
;D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*sputters*
*Shaves Kade's tail*
:DDD Sharp knifeee! Now your tail is frrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Splutters*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 12, 2022, 09:51:15 AM*Shaves Kade's tail*
:DDD Sharp knifeee! Now your tail is frrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*The fluff is far too powerful and remains unaffected.* Now now, Lass, you should know better. :)
*Pourz orange juice o'er ze floof*
*The orange juice flows off, leaving naught a trace on the floof.*
*...Und inztead landz on Kade'z feet, cauzin' very zeriouz foot-funguz*
*Throws spaghetti at the Kade*
Av o' ze Cellarz topicz zeem tae be overlappin'...
:giggle: That's because there's so much chaos here that everything gives you deja vu after a while.
:giggle: That's because there's so much chaos here that everything gives you deja vu after a while.
<_<
wot
Vhen.
How?
Warum. (German fer 'Vhy')
Where?
Vho? Doctor Vho?
How much?
Huh.
Hah.
>_>
^_^ Hm.
*Pat pat*
Rat Rat.
Cat cat.
Mat Mat.
-_-
*Flexes his fur*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 24, 2022, 01:35:40 PMHow much?
That's not one of the questions...
QuoteThe History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?'
How can a question not be a question?
I dunno?
Maybe you do, but you can't remember.
How do you know, eh? EH?
Bee, sea, dee, ee, eph, gee, aitch, aye, jay, kay, elemenopee, keeyoow, are, ess, tea, you, vee, double you, ex, why, zee.
*Bonk*
*Oh double-you*
*Bonk bonk*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 25, 2022, 07:44:51 PMHow can a question not be a question?
Vhen it'z a jar! HA HA HA!!!
What about when it's a sandwhich?
Zat dependz on ze zandvhich.
*Struts about.*
You look like a chicken. :giggle:
I look like I'm manly.
A rooster, then.
Otterbadger.
A Rootterbadger, zen?
A strutting rootterbadger.
A rutabaga swede?
*Flexes his giant Otterbadger muscles.*
*Flexez larger Wereweasel musclez*
*Cheerz*
*Flexez Wereweasel muzclez*
*Zparklez*
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Keep foolin' yourself chid
I am, it's lots of fun. ^-^
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Impressive mustache, but the fellow needs to put on a shirt or he'll freeze to death among all the sparkliness.
Never.
Never say never. ;)
You just did. Twice.
For shame.
Indeed. *Zparklez*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:11:30 PMYou just did. Twice.
For shame.
I just did what, twice? ;D
*le bumps thread*
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Every man wishes to be like Major Armstrong.
Indeed.
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Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 18, 2022, 07:10:52 PM(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e67323e869db09a7a34a734e0b8d441f/794d76b72c076449-cc/s500x750/a03afaf42d4d0cc3e52baaa28cd2d2d2885f2585.gifv)
Every man wishes to be like Major Armstrong.
'Cept, you know, with more hair.
*throws pinecones at Major Armstrong*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 19, 2022, 02:45:43 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on April 18, 2022, 07:10:52 PM(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e67323e869db09a7a34a734e0b8d441f/794d76b72c076449-cc/s500x750/a03afaf42d4d0cc3e52baaa28cd2d2d2885f2585.gifv)
Every man wishes to be like Major Armstrong.
'Cept, you know, with more hair.
No man's hairstyle can be as perfect as Major Armstrong's.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 19, 2022, 03:48:01 PM*throws pinecones at Major Armstrong*
Rude.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 19, 2022, 03:52:59 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 19, 2022, 02:45:43 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on April 18, 2022, 07:10:52 PM(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e67323e869db09a7a34a734e0b8d441f/794d76b72c076449-cc/s500x750/a03afaf42d4d0cc3e52baaa28cd2d2d2885f2585.gifv)
Every man wishes to be like Major Armstrong.
'Cept, you know, with more hair.
No man's hairstyle can be as perfect as Major Armstrong's.
That's not a hairstyle, it's a last ditch effort.
It's still perfect.
Und remember ze zparklez taae. Zey're very important.
No one can match his sparkle.
Aye!
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Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 19, 2022, 03:52:59 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 19, 2022, 03:48:01 PM*throws pinecones at Major Armstrong*
Rude.
But I'm bored. :( Besides, I don't think pinecones will hurt him, unless they're on fire.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 19, 2022, 03:54:55 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on April 19, 2022, 03:52:59 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 19, 2022, 02:45:43 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on April 18, 2022, 07:10:52 PM(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e67323e869db09a7a34a734e0b8d441f/794d76b72c076449-cc/s500x750/a03afaf42d4d0cc3e52baaa28cd2d2d2885f2585.gifv)
Every man wishes to be like Major Armstrong.
'Cept, you know, with more hair.
No man's hairstyle can be as perfect as Major Armstrong's.
That's not a hairstyle, it's a last ditch effort.
The most pitiful of last-ditch efforts I've ever seen.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 19, 2022, 05:05:08 PMNo one can match his sparkle.
Is he a sparklebender?
Nyet, 'e'z an alchemizt.
*Ze pineconez 'armlezzly bounce off Major Armstrong'z perfectly zculpted muzclez*
Alchemists are boring, if The Canterbury Tales are anything to go by. They just spend all their time sparkling and showing off, when they aren't trying (and failing) to bring the dead back to life.
Nyet, alchemiztz are major- at leazt, ze vonez in Fullmetal Alchemizt are.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 21, 2022, 01:18:01 AMAlchemists are boring, if The Canterbury Tales are anything to go by. They just spend all their time sparkling and showing off, when they aren't trying (and failing) to bring the dead back to life.
Alchemists are fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Unless they're trying to bring their dead mother back to life, create a chimera out of their daughter and family pet, or sacrifice an entire country for immortality.
Fullmetal Alchemizt
Or vhen zey juzt zadiztically vant tae make explozionz und blov people und zin'z up.
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Fullmetal Alchemist? More like Funmetal Alchemist. Yeh.
Zat'z actually a cartoon zomevone drev zomevhere. Fanart.
Maybe Kade drew it.
'e vid 'ave tae 'ave zeen it, zough.
*Wears flannel and jeans, grills a steak for breakfast, pets a german shepherd, and sleeps under the stars*
*Blue-Eyez Toon Dragon appearz und flexez 'iz explodin' muzclez*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 25, 2022, 04:51:55 PM*Wears flannel and jeans, grills a steak for breakfast, pets a german shepherd, and sleeps under the stars*
So friggin' manly
*Spies on the manly thread* ;D
Spoiler
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 25, 2022, 04:51:55 PM*Wears flannel and jeans, grills a steak for breakfast, pets a german shepherd, and sleeps under the stars*
Oh hi how's it going the weather sure is nice today I think I've got stuff to do so I'll be leaving now bye
I'm just bored. *pouts*
"Ah, I see."
*Starts a campfire, chops a few logs for benches, and pulls out a guitar and a few other instruments*
*Silently stares at his arm muscles*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 25, 2022, 11:41:27 PM*Spies on the manly thread* ;D
You manly enough to be 'round 'ere? *Does pushups.*
Maybe.
Maybe? Prove yourself then!
*Lifts Kade on one hand*
Why are you holding my paw up like that?
*Tozzez a caber (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_toss) at Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:08:25 AMWhy are you holding my paw up like that?
Does it hurt? I'll put you down if you want...
*Internally screaming at the strain*
I mean, I'm standing here and you just suddenly grabbed my hand (paw) and held it up. So, no, it doesn't hurt ;D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 26, 2022, 12:09:06 AM*Tozzez a caber (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_toss) at Kade*
*Le dodge* How wude.
Tiz nae rude, tiz competition! *Tozzez anozer caber in Kade'z direction*
I'm not strong enough!!
*Drops Kade's paw and collapses*
Oh dear. *Karate chops the caber in half and gets Rip some water.*
*Jugglez anozer caber, zen tozzez it acrozz ze topic*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:18:54 AMOh dear. *Karate chops the caber in half and gets Rip some water.*
*Revives and starts quoting Shakespeare*
'To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep...'
Sleeping is fine, dying ain't.
*Stops quoting*
R-riight...
*Squints warily at Rip.*
I'm not dangerous, don't worry. :giggle:
I remain unconvinced. *Bench presses Rip.*
*Squirms*
Put me down!!
Nah, I'm getting my reps in. *Continues.*
>:(
^-^
*Tozzez anozer caber, vhich gaez flyin' o'er Kade und Rip*
*Has been bench pressed for a day now, and is getting tired of it*
*Gets a full grown oak and swaps it rip*
*Tozzez a caber o'er Rill taae, zen hovlz*
*Deflects caber with a swift movement of his quarterstaff*
Ah zaid Ah tozzed it o'er ye, nae at ye. *Tozzez anozer o'er 'im tae demonztrate*
*Deflects it nonetheless*
*Tozzez anozer*
*Catches it with his tail and flings it at haig*
*Catchez ze returned caber und zen tozzez it o'er Rill tovardz Kade*
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'cept I look WAY more handsome.
A real man vid 'ave caught it und tozzed it back.
Expect the unexpected.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 06:38:36 PM(https://c.tenor.com/kylqG4U6ndIAAAAC/all-might-boku-no-hero-academia.gif)
Armstrong's better.
Agreed!!! *Zparklez*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 29, 2022, 11:31:02 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 06:38:36 PM(https://c.tenor.com/kylqG4U6ndIAAAAC/all-might-boku-no-hero-academia.gif)
Armstrong's better.
He really isn't.
I haven't watched FMA (or much more than snippets of MHA) but I'd still have to agree with Kade here.
*Putz tva alchemic-gauntleted fiztz togezer und zen zlamz zem doon ontae ze ground, cauzin' countlezz zpikez tae zhoot up und deztroy ze ozer lezz-manly gif*
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Well, he may be less manly, but I don't think Armstrong needs to be destroyed.
Nyet, Armstrong iz ze vone deztroyin' ze ozer gif. Und Major Armstrong iz definitely ze more manly!!!
But what defines manliness? Couldn't anything done by a man be manly by default?
A dictionary, o' courze.
Quote from: Booklover on May 01, 2022, 10:01:47 AMBut what defines manliness? Couldn't anything done by a man be manly by default?
Very true
*Eats a potato, throw's a water balloon at Kade, and pets a happy echidna*
Boys...
Excuse me this is the manly thread lol
Aye! *Ztickz 'iz tongue oot at Rip*
*Flexes menacingly at Rip.*
*Also flexes, but it's slightly less menacing*
*Juzt flexez in general*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 26, 2022, 03:20:53 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:18:54 AMOh dear. *Karate chops the caber in half and gets Rip some water.*
*Revives and starts quoting Shakespeare*
'To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep...'
I have a better quote.
"And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."
~C. S. Lewis
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 26, 2022, 03:24:39 PMI'm not dangerous, don't worry. :giggle:
Liar.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 02:31:39 PM(https://j.gifs.com/KYPGn3.gif)
'cept I look WAY more handsome.
Who are you supposed to be? Gothmog, the flying piece of masonry, or that random troll soldier?
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on May 02, 2022, 03:28:55 PMQuote from: Booklover on May 01, 2022, 10:01:47 AMBut what defines manliness? Couldn't anything done by a man be manly by default?
Very true
*Eats a potato, throw's a water balloon at Kade, and pets a happy echidna*
Why is the echidna happy?
I suppose the echidna is happy because it's being pet by someone as manly as I
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 03, 2022, 07:01:35 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 02:31:39 PM(https://j.gifs.com/KYPGn3.gif)
'cept I look WAY more handsome.
Who are you supposed to be? Gothmog, the flying piece of masonry, or that random troll soldier?
I'm Minas Tirith.
*Tozzez anozer caber o'er Kade und hovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 03, 2022, 07:12:38 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on May 03, 2022, 07:01:35 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 02:31:39 PM(https://j.gifs.com/KYPGn3.gif)
'cept I look WAY more handsome.
Who are you supposed to be? Gothmog, the flying piece of masonry, or that random troll soldier?
I'm Minas Tirith.
Ah.
(By the way, Gothmog in the books was actually the name of the chief of Sauron's Balrogs, but clearly that orc isn't a Balrog.)
Either that, or he rolled a nat 20 on disguise.
-_- LOTR isn't D&D.
There are certainly games of LOTR that have been run in D&D though. ^-^
Oh. I didn't know that.
Oh yeah, most anything that has some semblance of popularity has also had a D&D game run of it.
The D&D rules can be easily adapted to other settings, after all.
oh.
Surprising news, I know.
Indeed. I'm not very up-to-date on D&D things. I've only ever played one D&D game, with Rip, and we were trying and failing to figure everything out. (It was the first game in The Castle of Ravenloft.)
Ah. That one is fun, but not necessarily a module I'd choose for a beginner :giggle:
Makes sense. But it was the only one in the house.
Did y'all have someone to run the game for you?
And DnD isn't even restricted to fantasy. My brother have done:
- Pirates
- Starwars
- Cowboys
- A weird Pokemon campaign
♫♪ Gaetta catch 'em aaav... ♪♫
*A vild verb appearz, und attackz Flib* Roll 8 or 'oigher tae dodge.
A verb?
Aye, a verb.
It's like me if I ever did anything.
Verbauga, if you will.
Ze Verbinator (zat could be a bozz character zat ye 'ave tae foight).
Quote from: Verdauga on May 12, 2022, 04:10:34 PMIt's like me if I ever did anything.
Verbauga, if you will.
Come'ere and lemme whack ya
I would, but that'd be doing something.
Existing is a verb.
Or iz it a Verd...?
*Bounces eyebrows.* Hi there
Real men vear kilts.
Aye, o' courze! Ah dinnae vear it fer everyday zin'z, but Ah dae vear it vhen ve gae tae Celtic und Highland feztivalz und etc. Kilts are major!!!
Oh.
Well, are you sure it counts if you don't wear it every single day?
Aye. Bezoidez, it vid get very ragged und torn if Ah vore it every day fer every activity.
true men wear ShOrTs...
All I wear is shorts.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 16, 2022, 10:32:12 AMtrue men wear Kilts...
Corrected zat fer ye.
*Tozzez a caber*
I dunno, man, Kilts are pretty great
Aye!
Only issue: pockets
not to mention hiag mentioned that they are a little bit fragile...
I mean, that's only if you wear the same one everyday, that happens with pants too
no i can testify...i dont think ive ever lost a pair to damage and i usually only use one pair. Only time i ever change is when i out grow em (which isnt often)
That's... Gross, but okay
cmon i wash it...ITS PURE MURICAN QUALITY
How can you wash it if you're always wearing it?
...guess my grammer ( >:D ) just sucks...
*grammar
;D
... Darnflower, now ya got me grinning XD
Quote from: lass of something much on June 18, 2022, 04:06:08 AMOnly issue: pockets
Zat'z vot ze sporran (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran) iz fer.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 18, 2022, 04:08:20 AMnot to mention hiag mentioned that they are a little bit fragile...
Ah didnae zay zey vere fragile, Ah zaid, loike any ozer piece o' clothing, if ye vore it day-in und day-oot fer everyzin' it vid eventually get ragged viz 'olez und tearz und etc. Alzae, a kilt iz quite a bit more expenzive zan a regular auld pair o' trouzerz.
Eh... Pickets beat belt bag
Picketz?
Ah, please forgive me, that was a typo, I meant pockets
...Or did ye really mean picketz?
O.o
Maybe my hands knew what my brain didn't!
They're growing their own consciousness!
DDD:
Nooo, my worst nightmare, sentient hands!!
...wait, that's your worst nightmare?
Well no, my worst nightmare is that all my friends and family leave me and I'm left behind without a place to call home, or people to call friends until I die alone
*Hugs* That ain't gonna happen.
*Hugs* Thanks, bro. Dreams do often feel awfully outlandish when you come outta them, but sometimes parts hit hard, even when ya know it ain't real
But 'ov dae ye ken zat ye're nae a Butterfly dreamin' o' bein' a perzon...?
When I was four I raised butterflies, and they were my second favourite animals, but then I went to this butterfly museum and there was this massive butterfly room with live butterflies of all different breeds, and a big black one landed on my face, so I was scared of butterflies.. So I doubt it? If I were actually a butterfly, I wouldn't have been so scarred by that
Ah vaz makin' a reference tae ze Butterfly Dream (https://www.philosophy-foundation.org/enquiries/view/the-butterfly-dream) from ze Zhuangzi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhuangzi_(book)) book by ze ancient Chinese philozopher o' ze zame name.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2022, 03:20:29 PMWell no, my worst nightmare is that all my friends and family leave me and I'm left behind without a place to call home, or people to call friends until I die alone
*hugs*
That's my second-worst nightmare.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2022, 06:24:42 PMQuote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2022, 03:20:29 PMWell no, my worst nightmare is that all my friends and family leave me and I'm left behind without a place to call home, or people to call friends until I die alone
*hugs*
That's my second-worst nightmare.
Then what's your worst nightmare?
Horseshoe crabs.
They just want to give you a hug.
... and surely a blob-fish hug would be much worse
Or a telescope fish
Spoiler
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O_O
Definitely not a kiss either
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 27, 2022, 12:00:56 AMOr a telescope fish
Spoiler
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Avvv...
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 27, 2022, 12:00:56 AMOr a telescope fish
Spoiler
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Ally?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2022, 05:37:33 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on August 27, 2022, 12:00:56 AMOr a telescope fish
Spoiler
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Avvv...
It's so cuuuuute!
Aye!
*hides from crazy peoples*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 29, 2022, 02:27:55 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on August 27, 2022, 12:00:56 AMOr a telescope fish
Spoiler
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Ally?
What you sayin'?
;)
You haven't seen an angry Rillbrook yet
If you value your otterhide, I'd advise you to take that back
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on September 01, 2022, 04:25:30 PMYou haven't seen an angry Rillbrook yet
Indeed, which is why I'm excited to see one now! ;D
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on September 01, 2022, 04:25:30 PMYou haven't seen an angry Rillbrook yet
If you value your otterhide, I'd advise you to take that back
Luckily, I'm an Otterbadger. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 01, 2022, 10:22:30 PMQuote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on September 01, 2022, 04:25:30 PMYou haven't seen an angry Rillbrook yet
If you value your otterhide, I'd advise you to take that back
Luckily, I'm an Otterbadger. ^-^
*Is considering separating the otter and the badger*
Not really how that works :giggle:
Ach, firzt ye get a zcapel, zen ye get zome zcizzorz, zeveral ozer cuttin' und zurgery toolz, und a blovtorch...
Add a chainzav und ye've gaet it...
But
I'm using the chainsaw right now. Wait your turn!
Edit:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 21, 2022, 03:22:50 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2022, 06:24:42 PMQuote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2022, 03:20:29 PMWell no, my worst nightmare is that all my friends and family leave me and I'm left behind without a place to call home, or people to call friends until I die alone
*hugs*
That's my second-worst nightmare.
Then what's your worst nightmare?
I can't believe I'm telling you this -_-
Starcatchers series spoiler
Lord Ombra, actually. I hate the idea of an octopus-eating creature who can possess people through their shadows. It creeps me out.
Oddly enough, the Starcatchers series is one of my favorite series.
I'm also afraid of insane people. Not weird people, just people who actually are insane.
*Pat pat* There there. No one here will use this information against you. :)
Except ze inzane vonez- vhich iz pretty much av o' zem. Alzough, zey moight nae. Ve moight 'ave tae vait und zee...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2022, 04:47:22 PM*Pat pat* There there. No one here will use this information against you. :)
*Ow ow* Hear hear. They better not, or else I'll get a dastardly revenge on them. ;D
Goodness, how terrifying ^-^
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 27, 2022, 08:29:23 PMBut I'm using the chainsaw right now. Wait your turn!
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Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 21, 2022, 03:22:50 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2022, 06:24:42 PMQuote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2022, 03:20:29 PMWell no, my worst nightmare is that all my friends and family leave me and I'm left behind without a place to call home, or people to call friends until I die alone
*hugs*
That's my second-worst nightmare.
Then what's your worst nightmare?
I can't believe I'm telling you this -_-
Starcatchers series spoiler
Lord Ombra, actually. I hate the idea of an octopus-eating creature who can possess people through their shadows. It creeps me out.
I'm also afraid of insane people. Not weird people, just people who actually are insane.
If you're scared of insane people then why are you on this forum?
Good question. One that I don't have an answer for. ::)
She is, of course, also insane.
Exactly.
*Continues being manly.*
At least in this thread, it never occurs to you to say "I'm a girl like me." ::)
Well yeah, 'cause I'm not that in this thread, sill goose.
Sill goose? You dare take me for a mere window ornament of fowl descent? I am truly affronted.
*Pat pat* There there.
*Is still affronted, but not a sill goose*
*is vibing*
This is the MANLY thread. Get out of you're not being MANLY.
Hey, I'm manly!
*Tozzez an Atlas ztone tae Skarzs*
How casually he tosses it
*Flexes and screams*
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*feels her manliness being challenged*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 26, 2022, 03:18:01 PMThey just want to give you a hug.
and eat and dismember your body... but thats unimportant
Totally unimportant
*Is the man*
Prove it
Well, I spent the entire day turning wrenches underneath a car to get the rack and pinion out.
I would have made some joke for a response, but I may actually have something legit this time.
I'm the real man, I spent half the day cutting down trees to make a viking tent (the other half was just work sadly)
The one.
But vhich 'ze vone'...?
Me.
Vhich 'me', zough?
Your mom
O:
The horror
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[Man screaming]