I'm sure everyone here knows about the boasting contests in Redwall (Such as the one between Dotti and Bucko Bigbones).
This is a pretty simple game. You boast that you can do something and then someone else responds to that either with another boast or an insult (not too insultive though; mind each other feelings! ;) ), and someone else responds and then so on and so forth.
If anyone wants to join in, I'll start.
I can drink more October Ale than anybeast here!
O YEA!? My old pa told me when I was not more than a babe, he'd put me in a barrel of October ale in the morning, and I'd drink my way out before dinner! So take that you bubble bellied half wit excuse for a weasel!
Harhar, I could drink mah way right through a tankard o' October Ale at mah grandmother's cottage an' than I'd ask 'er how old she was. Say she was so old that the mountain nearby was a hill when she was a young wee lassie.
'Tober ale? Ye're all nought but a bunch o' wee babes! Ah could drink twenny thousand kegs o' ale in nought but three ticks!
Well, my mum tol' me that when I was jus' born, I drank fifty thousand kegs of ale - in one day.
Beat that! 8)
Ach, but ah could do that in me sleep. I once wen' tae bed surroundet by eighty thousand kegs, an when ah woke up 5 hours later, twas aw gon'!
Forget yer ale! I once scoffed a cheese that three badgers couldn't move...then I went to breakfast.
Aye, well ah eat that as a wee snack before each meal, and sometimes as an appetizer for tea time tae boot!
You're not but an ole fibber Headinanothergalexy!!!! And as for yew matthias720! When I was out at sea, I scoffed more skilly n' duff than a full regiment of long patrol hares at a redwall feast! Aye, then I ate the ship itself! We all would've drown had it not been for mah oversized stomach which kept us afloat ;D
Ahhh shut yer' traps, all o' ye! I've scoffed cakes, pies, fishes, zoops, all o' that stuff! an' I done it fity-five thousand times more than ye! And as fer' ale, fizz, beer, wine, and cordial. I praticly' live on it! In fact I'm so fat, If I sat in ee' chair, I'd brake it and crack the floor too!
Beet that thar!
When people can't see the stars, they blame it on light pollution, but they don't know what they're talkin' about; actually I ate the galaxy in my sleep.
Twice.
I once had a picnic in the center of a black hole, and swallowed twenny Otter Rockcreams! Then I still got home in time for supper, whereupon I flattened two billion Death-defying beavers. And Then I duked it out with Gulo the Savage, and he ran away whimpering from my bare paws!
Well how dae ye like tha', eh? Lady amber's such a glutton...
Yer scoffin' prowess is impressive, but it means naught if you don't have fightin' skills to back it up. Fer example, I was once set on by a gang of wildcats; they can only eat soup now.
Oh I have somethin' to back it oop' wid, I have a friend named Grumm....
Nae wonder he grumbles sae much...With ye as a friend ah'm zurprized he hazne turned inzane!
I'm so rich I can't stop giving money away, I give to orphanages, animal shelters, poor people on the street, all that jazz.
I once fought five billion Death-defying beavers with flaming chainsaws. They all ran away whimpering and crying for their flying bulldozers. When they came back, I flattened them.
Aye, an' then they came back with their flyin' bulldozerz. An' then ye were flattened!
That's nothing. I once fell asleep while fighting a bear in a forest, and when I woke up, I found that the surrounding 100 miles of trees had all mysteriously vanished along with the bear.
Aye, they were frightened o' yer znorin'.
Instead o' tearin' down other people's boasts, make some of your own. It's called imagination. Get some. Besides, I once jumped clear over Salamandastron. I hijacked a dragon and rode it o'er Sampetra. Then I ate the dragon and went off and killed ten zillion death defying beavers.
I once called my mother when I was in Narnia. But I did not use a phone. My great voice was heard all the way from there. I told her I would be back for dinner after I fought off the army of giants.
Aye, but ye cannae kill the death defyin' beaverz! They defy death! And besides, that'z nothing compared to me braw skill with a zling. Why, Ah can sling better than anyone here! Only yesterday ah wen outside and slung a pebble and it hit a martian in the eye!
That's nothing! *scoffs* I once stood on the ramparts of Redwall Abbey and fired off my sling; the stone flew all the way to Sampetra and whacked Ublaz on the nose!
Huh, that's nuthin'. I once slung a lizard with its tail on fire into a gang o' robbin' foxes. They were so scared o' a dragon eatin' em, that six o' 'em took off wailin'. I took out the other sixty.
I once drakn the entire ocean, then I became even more thirsty from the salt, so I drained the River Moss, then I grilled all the fishes and ate them fer brekkist.
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 26, 2011, 11:35:51 PM
Huh, that's nuthin'. I once slung a lizard with its tail on fire into a gang o' robbin' foxes. They were so scared o' a dragon eatin' em, that six o' 'em took off wailin'. I took out the other sixty.
Ye ken, tha' just gave me a braw idea fer a villian! A lizard with hiz tail on fire!
Once I was standing on the shore of Sampetra, and my eyesight was so good that I could see what was going on in Redwall Abbey.
Once I was standing on the peak of Salamandastron, and I yellaed at the top o' y lungs. Woul ye believe, the ound carried so far and so fast, that it knocked against abbey bells and caused them to right loudly, and THAT noise scared all of the Sparra so much that they immediately had heart attacks and melted.
Yesterday I traveled to a magical land. It took me five days to travel across the forest, and back to my house. I was back in time for dinner.
I'm also a queen. I'm the ruler of the short people. I have conquered a nation, in one day. I now rule over it as Queen Musician!
That's nothing. I once created an entire nation, ruled it, abdicated the throne, started a new country, raised an army, and conquered the first country in the space of two hours. I then ruled both countries for about half an hour before civil war broke out and my monarchy was overthrown.
Well I may not be a ruler . But I can eat more than the Long Patol hares put to gether. (98 % true) ::)
That nation-building is nothing. I built a planet, moved in creatures from other worlds to build an ecosystem, and then established an empire over the sentient beings I imported that prospered under my enlightened rule for a thousand years.
Then I got bored and quit. Without me they regressed to the Stone Age in no time.
But ye all quit. I still rule ov'r my nation. Soon thee shall bow to the mighty power of Queen Musician. I can move as swiftly as a shadow, fly as fast as light. Thou art naught to my bombing skills. As for eating. Ha! I scoff at such things. 'Tis a useless task. I can eat as much as any of ye, and then go back to my castle and destroy a country.
Might Queen Musician!
Are you kidding? I just conquered eleven planets, built another one to make it a dozen, and trained a lizard to look after the economy. :P
I was bitten by a radioactive whale :) that's all I have to say
I was magically transforrmed into a leopard, and I became an assassin. Then I proceeded to eat every weasel I found.
Only tae realise tha' they were aw illusionz, while ra real Weasels were laughin' at her from ra treez above, an' then threw an acorn at her sae hard tha' it sen' her tae ra Andromeda galaxy!
that aint notin i once captured 70 planets built another army built a democracy 69 planets taken over again got them back and all b4 breakfast and for breakfast i had 3 cheese wheels the size of an abbey beat that
I once killed ten-thousand death defying beavers. Their weakness is salt.
I just drank some saltwater and they all fell down dead!
o yeah once i killed 70 billion death defying beavers with zuccini wich made them my slave then i took over the planet and now its called i love my dogville
I once took command of an entire planet filled with dinosaurs. Then they were all eaten by ants, and I squashed the ants by dropping Redwall Abbey on them.
I'm an alien, and can talk to cats. And I can do anything with computers.
Fix them, smash them, blow them up, solve really complex problems. . . .you name it. :D
But can you turn a computer into a 6-course dinner? I can.
Hah! I can turn the moon into a baseball!
i ate the moon then i ate the sun for a snack then the milky way for desert
I ate the entire universe, then had weasel pie for dessert.
i ate u
Then I gave you indegestion, so you spat me back out, and then I cut you up into little itty bitty pieces and I ate you. ;D
then i became a death defying beaver and bit u making u a zombie under my controll
I tied you in a knot. ;D
I undid the knot and threw ya in a pie!
I ate this site.
Woah!
I baked a new site and guarded it with Weeping Angels!
I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!
Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?
:(
I killed everyone on this site and then resurrected them, and then threw them all into the Dark Forest.
but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me
Quote from: Hálig on August 05, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!
Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?
THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!
Quote from: Coobreedan on August 05, 2011, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: Hálig on August 05, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!
Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?
THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!
Awww. . . .well, have YOU watched Starship on YouTube? Best thing ever!
Oh, and as a gift, you can have free rides in my TARDIS! *holds out hand for Coobreedan to shake*
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on August 05, 2011, 05:41:01 PM
but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me
"A death-defying beaver?!?! Get 'im!" Nightfire sprinkles him with salt, with is the antidote to a beaver's death-defying-ness. Then she beheads him with her dirk.
Quote from: Hálig on August 05, 2011, 07:30:28 PM
Quote from: Coobreedan on August 05, 2011, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: Hálig on August 05, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!
Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?
THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!
Awww. . . .well, have YOU watched Starship on YouTube? Best thing ever!
Oh, and as a gift, you can have free rides in my TARDIS! *holds out hand for Coobreedan to shake*
Cool! *Shakes hand and gets in T.A.R.D.I.S.* I might consider watching Starship.
I once drained the entire ocean of salt, and then buried HiaG in the salt, because he's a death-defying beaver.
Quote from: Nightfire on August 05, 2011, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on August 05, 2011, 05:41:01 PM
but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me
"A death-defying beaver?!?! Get 'im!" Nightfire sprinkles him with salt, with is the antidote to a beaver's death-defying-ness. Then she beheads him with her dirk.
then my head grows back cause i'm not a normal ddb i am the emporer of all of the ddb now bow down b4 me
"NEVER!!!" She drowns him in salt and throws him in a volcano. "Yayalahoooooooo!!!"
then i become a zombie and kill u and i cannot die and i take over the world
I created a death-defying beaver vacuum cleaner, and sucked up all the death-defying beavers. Then I ate them. :P
then u regurgatated them then they ate you
I killed every single creature and person in the universe, and then dropped their carcasses into a black hole.
That's gruesome! :P
Then I came alive again and chopped you up into tiny pieces. Then I made a stir fry out of you and ate you. It was yummy. p:
I turned into a skeletal snake and bit Nightfire so hard she was never born!
Then I threw up Nightfire, and decided to eat the skeletal snake [Coobreedan] instead. But there were too many bones. :P
Fail! By the way I meant bit Nightfire so hard she wished she was never born.
then i came along as a giant and i stepped on u which crushhed u so deep in the earth noone ever saw u again buahahaha
Nightfire smacks Cobreedan so hard that his grandchildren felt pain.
This is developing into a forum fight! :o
*Tiria flicks watermelon seeds at Nightfire until she goes crazy*
Streamblaze jumps on top of an anthill and announces...something. "I once smacked a boulder so hard it shrank into a stone! Then I made Fifteen thousand Otter Rockcreams and scoffed 'em all!"
Then I took off my squashed up skeletal snake disguise and became a penguin. I pulled out a spear and jabbed Nightfire in her neck with the sharp end!
Eazy, mateyz. Thiz iz a boaztin' contezt, nay a forum fight. If ye be wantin' tha', ye can alwayz be booted da'n tae the cellarz...
I once jumped clear o'er Salamandastron! The I ate the mountain and turned the badger lord into a duck!
:'(
I uploaded a Kirby picture! (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081113040839/kirby/en/images/thumb/7/77/Ice.png/300px-Ice.png)
I uploaded two Samus Aran pictures to the Metroid discussion!
Who cares, I've swum across the sea from peace island to salamandastron, then I immediately killed twenty score vermin with one swipe
I was swallowed by the Green Maelstrom! Unfortunately, I died, but I managed to kill twentyscore wearats and swim out o' there, then I swam all the way to Ruddaring carrying the Pearl Queen on my back!
my mum said I was born in the cellars with october ale at my feet
Quote from: Nightfire on August 23, 2011, 08:42:03 PM
I once jumped clear o'er Salamandastron! The I ate the mountain and turned the badger lord into a duck!
Hahahaha! That made me laugh! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I once met Ranguvar Foeseeker going down the street, and I biffed her so hard that she couldn't see straight for a season! *evil cackle*
I'm making the 8000th post for this board.
I once biffed Tiria Wildloug so hard she couldn't walk for a badger's age!
*evil cackle*
Once I chopped cluny's tail with a piece of wood and slaughtered all his hoard
Quote from: Nightfire on September 05, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
I once biffed Tiria Wildloug so hard she couldn't walk for a badger's age!
*evil cackle*
What's a badger's age? ???
A looooooooooooooong time.
once i punched gulo the savage so hard he flew to the moon and he died
that would take a long doing
I ate a hundred pastries and never grew fat
I once smiled, and Gulo the Savage was so scared that I was doing something mischievous, that he turned and ran, then he got killed my a h'apple!
i once killed gulo the savage with a spoon revived him with a grape and killed him again with a banana
my mum said when i was a babe i was still mad and i singlehandedly killed a wolverine when he attacked ;D the house
My mum died when I was a h'infant. She took one look at my Bloodwrath-filled eyes, screamed, then fainted. She never woke up.
Then I promptly beheaded Slayyin Alby with a spoon! ;D
I KILLED SLAGAR WITH AN APPLE
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
i killed slothanog with a teaspoon of orange juice
i killed cluny the scourge with a grape ;D/move]
I killed three adders with a rusty blowpipe.
i slayed cluny with my fist
I killed a pike and Cluny at once. Then the book Redwall never happened... :P
i squirted mokkan with honey
I drowned Mr. Stickabee with crystallized fruit, then froze some lava.
i took cluny by the neck and choked him to death
(this is boasting, it's supposed to be something outrageous)
I one landed on Salamandastron, and shot a hazelnut with an arrow. O' course, the hazelnut was in Southsward. ;D
i took a seed put it on the top of salamandastron went all the way to redwall and hit it with a javalin it was a grape seed
I once counted a bowl of poppy seeds in under five seconds. The number was 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!!!!
i once counted all of the food the salamandastron hares ate all together for 5 seasons it was
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999997
Rakkety Tam's #1 Fan, please shorten your post. It just stretched the screen waaaay out of proportion.
sorry i thought it would go down not over my bad
Please go back and edit it. The screen won't turn back to normal unless you take off a few dozen of those numbers.
ok i did sorry about all that
I ate a whole giant bowl of chesse and apples salad all by my self!!!!! ;)
I built most of redwall with martin by my side I was almost greater a fighter than him but brian couldnt have two main characters and forgot to mention me and I can outsmart and outscoff all of you once i ate a pastie so large and a takerd of 'tober ale so deep it could fill the ocean 3 times over! ;)*you hear choking in the background*
I once killed a wearat then brought him back to life so I could kill him again. I did so nearly 90000 times, and then I ate a cake the size of Redwall h'Abbey.
I counted all the way to 10,000 googleplex and back.
I killed most of the villains in redwall over again
I once scoffed in six seconds a surreptious amount of sticky celery sticks!
I scoffed more than you ever scoff in 3 seconds flat beat that ;)
I scoffed more than you in the blink of an eye, THEN I shot a wearat that was in southsward from the northlands!!!
I killed a badger lord with one stroke of a finger.
I flicked a blue whale on the tail, and it dropped dead.
reeeaaallllyyyy.......
well i flicked a elephant on the ear and it can no longer hear
and I strangled a girraffe with my bare hands
I flew all the way to Redwall from South East Asia, then picked up the Abbey and saved it from a blue-eared whatsey Wearet.
well i picked up redwall and flew all the way around the world while having a feast that 5 score hordes of badgers and hares couldn't finish
I have dreadlocks. Enough said.
Well I flew to our dying sun and saved it from being destroyed and saved millions of lives.(If you watched Sunshine you know what I mean)
I. Ate The. Worrlllllddddd. And didn't even notice.
i'll beat all of that. I once at a bowl of otter hotroot soup so big that every character that has every been in a redwall book, combined could not eat 1/1000 of it. That was only mah midnight snack. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Well, I made hotroot soup out of the entire ocean, and drank it all. That was only my morning tea. For dessert, I had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Taggerungs spread with cream and icing. ;D
well i once ate 6 google plex ( yes its a real number but i dont know how to spell it) 120 pound cheese wheels and that was just brunch i hade 72 google plex tacos that were 10 feet tall and 20 feet wide for lunch i was feeling a little mexican i would have eaten more but i was in a hurry
I once tripped over and fell on the ground. The result was an earthquake that shook the entire world for an hour.
My earthquake caused a tsunami.
I once stuck my pinky finger in the sea. The result was a tsunami that killed everyone within 1,000,000 kilometres. Then I brought them all back to life with that same pinky finger. ;D
that all u got haha i once faced 1 trillion men with laser guns and i hipnotized all of them to be my servents with only my pinky toe :o :o
all you got.....I killed 3,0000 men attacking me with laser guns and I did it with my noseHAHA
ha thats like as easy as typing this i once scoffed
6812684723698190717865781649138590712
861678r6189689777777732426835462
89579240275908275897128947389567354897
pounds of marshmallows
Mod note: Added some line breaks.
1st of all:YUCK
2nd of all:my screen is out of distortion from all the numbers can you take some away?
I ate 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Christmas trees, then opened all the presents in one nanosecond.
Line breaks please Tiria...
Oh, sorry, I'll edit it. :-[
I once tripped over a root, and ended up dislodging a mountain. It fell on me, and I died, but then I went and attacked Redwall, and conquered it.
You wha - ! *chokes*
I picked up a mountain, stuffed all the Redwall villains into it, then made it explode. The villains shot all the way to the moon, and there they are to this day. ;D
I once laughed so loud and hard that I deafened a mole that was twenty hundred trillion miles below me.
(ANIMAL CRUELTY!)
im so good a bowbeast that once i fired an arrow and it got stuck in the stars
I was born in the wettest rainstorm! I learned how to fend for myself in the forest. I have a sword so peircing, your eyes will bleed from just a glance. I have an arrow, so quiet and smooth when shot, if you put your ear next to it when shot, you can't hear the slightest sound. I move so silent like a shadow, if you called my name, I'd appear next to you before you finished the sentance.
Meh. I once picked up fifty vermin and bathed them all at once in one tub. ;D
Well i once picked 50 naugthy dibbuns and 50 badgers and washed them with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back.
Well I've bathed everyone in Redwall by making them go outside in the rain and locking the doors!
i never boasted in my life!
i always wanted an excuse to say that!
I bet you're humble,too.
I'm Normal! ;D
Well, I'm so normal I go to school!
I don't know if I'm normal because I feel like people at school talk about me behind my back. I have proof!
I'm so quick, that I can go faster than the speed of light and escape black holes.
I'm so normal I'm homeschooled! Wait I guess that makes me UNnormal.
One time, I ate a priest. Felt nauseous after. You can't keep a good man down.
O_o
Quote from: DeathRage on April 10, 2012, 02:54:57 AM
One time, I ate a priest. Felt nauseous after. You can't keep a good man down.
Heeheehee.
So much for boasting.
Boast, boast I like to roast.
Especially squirrels!! Hehehe! :D
squirrels thats all you ate thats nothing. I once ate 100 weasels stoats and ferrets all for breakfeast. you shouldve seen dinner that night!
Youse should try and beat me at scoffing pancakes. I can eat 2 score of em in the morning.
Survived a famine I see.
Nup. I am just a man who eats.
What? Empty air filled food?
(I'm just turning your boasts around) ;D
An air filled head if that's the cleverest ya got on you. I can boast the beast outa your skull.
I don't know about you but I ain't got no beast in my skull... Unless you count my brain a beast of a brain.
I can drink a barrel of october ale without being fat I can eat the whole redwall abbey in two bites
Oh, did you get a stomach ache eh? *turned your boast around*
:P
I've flown to the moon with unlimited oxygen supply.
Is that supposed to be impressive?
(by the way, you DIDN'T turn the boast around, you asked a question)
Haha. Sorry bout that. And no that wasn't supposed to be cool. Just a joke.
Have ya ever been out in a storm at night with only a blanket and it's rainin' hard? Bet ya haven't
Did you? Awwwww did you get wet? :P
Nup. Ish hage unfcar,
I have been out in a storm for a week without anything beat that aye
just a week i did it for a month
Yeah, I've been doing it my whole life.
Y'all must be desolved from being so drenched!
i have ridden eight miles on my bike on a gravel rode up and down hills in two hours and i only got a drink at the halfway mark (Oh and that is actually true)
Impressive! :o 8)
Quote from: Mad Maudie on April 14, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
i have ridden eight miles on my bike on a gravel rode up and down hills in two hours and i only got a drink at the halfway mark (Oh and that is actually true)
Is that all? I could do that too!
let me see you try i do that every day(not)
Let's see you try to play the trumpet!
I don't want to.... I want to learn the violin! (and the flute, and the guitar)
I play violin!
COOL!
*1 #3!2^3 *1^3 #3(1#2#1
;D
i know some guitar but i don't actually have one as much as i want it
Back to boasting And i rode my bike eight miles every day for a weak! (Not i've only done it twice so far)
*1 #3!2^3 @2%1*1(2(2 *1^3 #3(1#2#1
i believe that's right... ;D
what the heck are you writing?
"i can write in code" and "i can still write in code"
I can too
csl3895nskh 865 fauwyr0t;sd nqoer9r0
Guess what that means!
I don't really care. ;) I write in Morse code. Can't post it here though.
72_($%$!+ bn$@0
WOW! How did you guess that was what it was?!!!???
(That wasn't a code, I just hit random keys)
;D ;D ;D
.- .-. . -.-- --- ..-- ... ..-- .-. .?
might have spelled it wrong. don't actually know Morse code.
Ha morse code whats that I could eat salamandastron 10 times and still have room for afters
guess what?! You'd explode 1,000,000,000 times first!
once i killed an army of ninjas by knocking them off cliffs. in midair! i even impersonated Mario! tazers too!
.... . .-.. .-.. --- .. .-.. .-.. -... . .. -- .--. .-. . ... ... . -.. .. ..-. -.-- --- ..- --. . -
- .... .. ...!
---...--- i also think i remember my name --.--..-..... Try and figure it out!
You have to put spaces between each letter or it could be a lot of things.
morse code im way past that ive learned how to sing like a dog
I have eaten 12 pancakes. Thick too! Beat that!
pancakes try rockcreams which i eat every day for breakfeast
I can run faster than the wind
Meh, that's nothin' matey. I can swim faster than the wind!
Ha well i can stroll casually faster than the wind!
I can stand still, and still be going faster than the wind!
I can draw animals rapidly
I can draw cats, dragons, birds, lions, dogs, scorpions, dragonflies, ferns, palm trees, humans, and all sorts of other things in lightning fast speed!
Well, mate, I can paint those at lightning fast speed!
I can paint them draw them and outline them faster than all of youse!
Who cares about drawing in Redwall? I can eat my own weight in hotroot soup without even breaking a sweat!
I can sip down any drink like there's no tomorrow!
I can drink a river of hotroot soup and still be thirsting for more!
Well i can drink an ocean of hotroot soup and still have room for a load more!
Hahaha thats nothing ,a small snack to what I could eat.
I could eat the universe, and yet still be starved.
Oh yeah, will I can eat my way in desserts and still have room for more, mates! Ha ha ha!!
I can sing all day long, and still have a voice!
I can write out a lot of stories and never run out of ideas!
I can write and sing and play instruments and draw and I like run on sentences and I'm good at grammar and I like sarcasm.
You guys can do so much awesome stuff, I can't boast any more......but I still can eat a LOT.
I'm the tenth child in my family, and my dad the oldest of eleven children, and there is nothing yalls can do about it. I am 1 of 42 grandchildren and my cousin is famous (I'M SERIOUS, SHE WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS). :o
Really? I don't watch DWTS, but cool.
Yes really. I could prove it. Her name is Mya and her mother is my aunt Teresa. I think that's gow you spell it. Too many names to remember in my family. I don't ever remember meeting her dad though, but Mya is biracial. We don't see her often. Sigh, wish we did though. She sings and I think she writes the music.
don't you mean infamous? If she's on dancing with the stars, than that is what you mean.
MarthiasMan, I meant really in a wow that's cool way, not in a prove it way.
I may not have been on tv, but I'm still awesome. Ya wanna know why? Because I am.
I was on the news once, and then that was it. I have never been on t.v
I can read a 500 page book in 3 days or less!
Wow!
I can read a redwall book in 6 school days.
I read the first three Redwall books in a week
nice
I'm awesome. Nuff said.
Haha, I stayed up 'til 2 in the morning, finishing a book from start to end. Yay me! But now I'm really tired... Meh.
I can finish 300 page books in 1 day.
Yeah, me too. I love reading! I'M A BOOKWORM! ;D ;D
So am I, but even though, I love reading, there are some books that I don't like. I'm a fan of imaginative fantasy, like talking animals, but not paranormal fantasy, with vampires, werewolves, etc.
I was born in a thunderstorm and drank five barrels of strawberry fizz my mom took one look at me chewing on the stove and she left home I have eaten five hundred half pound hamburgers in one hour including five bags of chips
Wow
Wow is all you can say well that is not all a bear came walking in the house a terror he was but when he saw me crawling on the floor he ran away with no tail because I snapped it off my dad came home to find me chewing the last thing in the fridge he fainted
Ya wanna know what makes me awesome? I'm Batman!
Batman fat chance cumugin when I was three I ran into the forest and lived with the thunderclan I am a warrior now and all of the clans adore me I saw graystripe when I was younger and my mentor is Fireheart
Soooo, you're Cloudtail? Well, I'm Rainshadow! I am the soon to be leader of Riverclan! You haven't heard of me? I'm a very secretive cat.
I like Rainshadow better than Cloudtail.
I'm Leafcrip.
Leafcrisp? Or was there no s in there on purpose?
Well, anyway, I am related to a pirate! Captain Morgan, to be exact.
I am Cloudtail ha ha ha ha I can beat you any day Riverbum
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 20, 2012, 01:51:14 AM
Leafcrisp? Or was there no s in there on purpose?
Well, anyway, I am related to a pirate! Captain Morgan, to be exact.
Leafcrip is abbreviated for Leafcrippler.
Quote from: Dannflor on June 20, 2012, 01:46:09 PM
I am Cloudtail ha ha ha ha I can beat you any day Riverbum
Cloudtail is lame! He went against the warrior code! Crookedstar was much better! And Firestar!
Well I only read the first three books my favorite character is Fireheart
Mine too. Warriors isn't in my top favorites though, but it's still good.
I have 3 favorites:
#1. Warriors
#2. Redwall
#3. Inheritance Cycle
I'm awesome because of that!
I dont have favourites because im an open person beat that!
. . . I don't get it. ???
like their all listing their favourites and i dont have favourites being an open minded person so im more open minded than them
i have favorites you little excuse for a toad that says hes a frog but couldnt swim if his life depended on it cause its just a hunk of meat that i diced with me teeth in me sleep and that was only a nap that i was fixin to take when you creepily followed me home and didnt go home but your remains where luckily burned when the sun ran out of gas and turned into a red giant and incinerated the milkyway in a couple month long explosion that then contracted and turned into a white dwarf or more likely a black hole because you eat so much that it made the sun 10 times bigger and put a hole in space time but you probably havent even gone over this in dibbun school so your face is like this right now ??? :'( ??? burn son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait what!? and im a girl not a son!
Popcornman, this is a boasting contest, not an insult contest.
I can fly! Can you fly? (Come on, someone quote the Incredibles!)
I was born in a winter's gale to the snow and wind! I'll beat down anybeast wot stands in my way. Master of sarcasm, of eating, of fighting! I can and will beat anyone here, even in a fair match! Who's gonna take me on? EULALIA!
When I was born they say I clawed a vermin's heart out with my teeth! Yeah that's all i can think of. And yes that wasn't supposed to make sense!
When I was born I had the most spicy 'otroot soup there is and downed it without needing a drink.
I walked home from school one day I was stopped by Darth Sidious lousy no good swine he was So I punched him and he died of shock. So I kept on walking never knowing that asaij ventress was right behind me . I stopped to look at a nice bike and she died bumping into me. When I got home The house was empty but Darth Maul and Savage opress I drew my green light saber and with a sidestroke killed them at the spot. Then I sat down and watched Star Wars.....!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Dannflor on October 16, 2012, 09:00:03 PM
I walked home from school one day I was stopped by Darth Sidious lousy no good swine he was So I punched him and he died of shock. So I kept on walking never knowing that asaij ventress was right behind me . I stopped to look at a nice bike and she died bumping into me. When I got home The house was empty but Darth Maul and Savage opress I drew my green light saber and with a sidestroke killed them at the spot. Then I sat down and watched Star Wars.....!!!!!!!!
Who are they?
Quote from: Captain Tammo on July 24, 2011, 11:13:49 PM
O YEA!? My old pa told me when I was not more than a babe, he'd put me in a barrel of October ale in the morning, and I'd drink my way out before dinner! So take that you bubble bellied half wit excuse for a weasel!
well when i was nought but a wee bairn i defeated a whole scor of vermin wot wot!
beat that me bonnie wee bairns 8) :P
I can say the ABC's in under three seconds!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on November 12, 2013, 11:26:07 PM
I can say the ABC's in under three seconds!
I can burp my ABC's!
Ah can count me ABC'z, az vell az zink 'em!
I can slap fish.
I can eat a fish!
Ah can count fizh! Vone fizh, tvo fizh, red fizh, blue fizh...
I can eat fish while I count 'em. One fish *Chomp* Two fish *Crunch*.
lol ^^
I can swim under water while counting and eating fish!
O yea, well I can eat, count, catch, swim, and fish all at the same time for three days strait!
But I can do it for 12 days straight! In a freezing lake in the dead of winter in Alaska!
Well I can do it at the hottest spot on the earth! :P
I can sing let it go in a smeagol voice
I've killed someone with my big toe.
I killed someone with my little toe!
Oh yeah? Well I killed them with the smell!
:P
I didn't need the smell, I just needed to look them in the eye.
But I can kill Orcs, Nazgul, Melkor, Sauron, Trolls, Ungatt Trunn, Gulo the Savage, Cluny the Scourge, Slagar, Mokkan, Tsarmina, Gabool, Ublaz, the Foxwolf, and Ferahgo. All while participating in a pie-eating contest!
That's a lot of talk for someone who just sits and eats pie, you got any trophies to prove what you say, I thought not.
(You're supposed to boast and say, "Well I did all of that while I was napping!" Or something like that.)
Undermining won't work on me, I can out brag and out insult anyone.
(No, I mean you're supposed to try and outboast me in the subject that I put forward.)
I could do that with one hand.
Hah. That's all? You've never seen me do karate, have you?
Ha karate, lets see you do a fancy kick when I break your arm with an arm bar using Jujitsu.
Hah, you are funny. I knocked down a building with a single kick, and I don't even do Karate!
That's it? I knocked down New York City just by looking at it!
@Han It must have only been a Card house.
@Delthion Yup it probably took one look at your ugly mug and toppled
Well I hit the earth and brought up mountain taller then Everest, I then smashed it back down. After that I was hungry and I ate the moon which I know was made out of cheese and used to be square, And when people cried for it back I rolled it into a ball and spat it back out. After that I drank the entire ocean then ran around the world till I sweated so much it put it right back, only salty. I jumped from the top of the world and flown to the edge of space. And now I'm back for more!
LT that's not the way you do it, you take the person's boast and then say that you did even more by doing less.
@Delthion, Sorry Bro but there's nothing in the rules that say I have to go off what you just said before, I insulted your boast and made my own, :-\
OH, OK, sorry.
Ya no problem :)
Yeah? Well I've known the rules the whole time!
Oh yeah? Well I knew the rules before this game was even invented, before I was even born! ;D
Yeah? Well I knew the rules before the begging of time. And Before that!!!
I MADE the rules.
I don't need rules I do what I want!!!
Oh yeah?! Well that's dumb! I can follow the rules perfectly and do whatever I want at the same time!
O yea?! Well, rules and schools are for fools! I was made to disobey rules, yea, and kill them! don't mess with me, the roaring son of a roaring son of a roaring son of a pike! ya yayaya
...You care about rules. You care about them enough to loudly proclaim that you break them. Rules cannot hold me, spells cannot bind me. Sickness cannot take me, force cannot shake me. And your petty little words can do less to harm me than the ground beneath my feet.
Ok, speaking of that ground, earthquakes on the horizon (not literally,, for all those people who think that)
I can write this post!
I can write that post a million times!
I can write that post whatever anyone says plus one times!
I can count to infinity times two!
I can count to infinity20000000!
You can lie, is what you can do. Impossible claims aid no-one's reputation.
I can make a circle spin hundreds of times a minute to glean whatever information I want. I bend light itself to my whim to convey my thoughts. I am in the company of those who move two-ton monstrosities with a mere tap of the foot and a twist of the hand. I can see through the darkness, I can know almost anything.
Liar, light is unbendable for the present.
I can eat ten tons of sushi in an hour.
I can eat that much IN HALF THE TIME!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OH yeah? I can eat twenty-thousand barrels of cider, both the cider and the barrels!
Quote from: Dannflor on August 30, 2011, 07:59:01 PM
my mum said I was born in the cellars with october ale at my feet
Mai first post 8-)
I'm wealthy.
I'm as wealthy as every single person's wealth, in any form, combined!
I can type things that make sense.
I can type things that make me cents!
How much money is that earning you, then?
Quadrillions of pennies!
I revived this thread.
I'm an idiot!