So for this forum to die, and since it is called Loamhedge there needs to be a big plague that happens here. ;D
*keels over*
PLAGUES FOR THE PLAGUE THRONE!
*straps on plague mask*
I came prepared.
Who wants to die?! I certainly don't. *Puts on gas mask and hands others out to everyone*
Don't worry, I'm good. I've got flowers in this thing.
Quote from: BatLord on March 18, 2016, 10:28:42 PM
Don't worry, I'm good. I've got flowers in this thing.
Like that's gonna work.
They're flowers that smell, like, really good.
HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals! :P
Pine martens don't get sick!
Quote from: Ashleg on March 18, 2016, 11:40:19 PM
HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals! :P
Pine martens don't get sick!
But pine martens are mortals too.
Must be the water... works on finding a better water source.
*Cough* *Gasping* *Faints*
Quote from: BatLord on March 18, 2016, 08:45:35 PM
*straps on plague mask*
I came prepared.
Blast! You beat me to it. *Straps on mask* Mine has lavender. Now tell me, are your symptoms warm or cool? Dry or moist? Come now, I cannot correct your humours if I know not know what ails you.
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2016, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on March 18, 2016, 11:40:19 PM
HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals! :P
Pine martens don't get sick!
But pine martens are mortals too.
How
DARE you march in here with your logic! >:c
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2016, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on March 18, 2016, 11:40:19 PM
HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals! :P
Pine martens don't get sick!
But pine martens are mortals too.
Just because he is mortal doesn't mean that you aren't mortal. So even if he is mortal, it has no bearing on your mortality.
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*
Behold, the Red Death!
But my potion has an aromatic smell, as in made of mint. Probably may contain Draught of Living Death, which I rummaged from Snape's storage cabinet of potions.
Do not listen to her! She bears the Red Death! Shun her potion at every turn! ;D
Here's a sprig of belladonna for you! And 100 points from whatever Hogwarts house you're in!
Get back vile fiend! I do not know if you are aware of the evils that you are attempting to commit. I shall not fall to the Red Death! ;D
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *Holds up a flamethrower*
Fixed that for you.
*Glances at the flamethrower in confusion, then pours the whole potion into it and attempts to light it.*
Let's see how herbal fire can work as an effective disinfectant!
Nah.
/me pokes the body with a stick
/me loads it onto a cart of dead people.
"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"
I've got one for you.
I'm not dead.
Shut up you.
He says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
I'm not!
/me pokes the body with her stick
He isn't.
Quote from: BatLord on March 21, 2016, 06:18:58 PM
Nah.
/me pokes the body with a stick
/me loads it onto a cart of dead people.
"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"
*Is poked* The....*cough* t-treasure....it's in the *gasping* the... *Dies*
Oh, I'm dyin' of this fever!
It's a terrible thing this fever!
(kudos if you know the reference ;) )
*Smoke curls in, then enters a procession dressed in black robes and bird masks*
@Galliver: I just read that book. :)
*Starts burning the corpses and the sick people with the flamethrower*
See! It works, huh?
*pours all of the remaining potion into carcasses*
It does. *Starts burning the sick people who are alive*
DIE BY HOLY FLAME. You're off to a better place.
As a reward, here's your bird mask and black robes if you don't have. You will join us in the crusade in purging all the evil and disease in this place.
Who's got dead? Bring 'em out here!
But we are burning them! And I'm going to start an exorcism!
If you're burning the dead, I'm out of a job!
/me sighs and puts on plague doctor mask again
I'm okay with this job too. But I liked pushing bodies around in a wheelbarrow.
Here's an alcohol for the dead. *hands BatLord one of the three potion bottles*
Then you can sprinkle it into them.
/me chugs the bottle
Why would the dead need booze? That's the point of being dead, not having booze.
I mean, disinfectants. The dead carry lots of harmful germs. And that's why I sprinkle them as cleansing regimen.
/me spits out the contents of the bottle
Great. Couldn't have told me that before?
:P
And here's a flyer, 'cause I'm going to sell these.
*The flyer reads: "Dotti's Miracle Potion. Kills 99.99 percent of germs on carcasses and everything else. Infuses mint scent."*
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 22, 2016, 02:02:18 AM
Here's an alcohol for the dead. *hands BatLord one of the three potion bottles*
Then you can sprinkle it into them.
so wheres the alcohol for the living?
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 22, 2016, 02:44:42 AM
I mean, disinfectants. The dead carry lots of harmful germs. And that's why I sprinkle them as cleansing regimen.
That's why you burn the bodies.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 22, 2016, 03:05:32 AM
so wheres the alcohol for the living?
Alcohol for the living? Actually I'm currently brewing them, and I'm going to sell them as well.
Agreed, Ash. *hands a flyer* And I'm going to sell my alcohol for the dead.
*Dies* *Is dead*
*Buries Russa*
*Is buried*
*starts to spread gasoline around the town, and on Russa's grave*
*sprays tons of ethyl alcohol all around*
*Still dead* Wut.
*Sets fire to everything* Hahahaha!
Cremation is good for sanitation. 8)
*Is a ghost* *Floats around*
I eat plagues like you for tea.
*dies of tetanus*
*Burns all the infected and the dead*
*Floats around* *Drops a brick on Ash's head*
*sprays a disinfectant onto Russa's face*
Eeek! My eyes! They sting! *Washes my face*
Revive!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rSz6LUUIOgQ/Ue3IxFk_uvI/AAAAAAAAAE0/xX9ZXLRpiuo/s1600/The+plague.gif)
NOOOOOOooooooooooooo
STOP THE PLAGUE
BRING BACCK DELTHION
FIND A CURE
QUICK
WE ARE LOSING HIM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/UQYtr98lNNrWw/giphy.gif)
*keels over*
*Coughs and writhes on the ground*
"Hello what's going on here? Ahhhhhhhh" falls over coughing
*Buries Nadaz* *Places a humble dandelion on his grave* He shall be missed.
HE FELL OVER COUGHING
HE WASN'T DEAD
(http://youjivinmeturkey.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/the-fall-of-the-house-of-usher-bwr-painting.jpg)
*Steals Delthion's baseball card and sells it*
/me stares at Ashleg in horror, thinking what reasonable creature could possibly that that is a baseball card. ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on January 18, 2018, 04:37:04 AM
/me stares at Ashleg in horror, thinking what reasonable creature could possibly that that is a baseball card. ;D ;D
spell1
spel/Submit
verb
write or name the letters that form (a word) in correct sequence.
"Dolly spelled her name"
Quote from: Ashleg on January 17, 2018, 07:07:40 PM
HE FELL OVER COUGHING
HE WASN'T DEAD
Oh, my mistake. *Places another dandelion on the grave* *Sniff* *Wipes away a tear*
RUSSA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
HE'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOU.
*Silently places another dandelion on the grave* He was so young...
I'M ALMOST DONE WITH HIS PRIZE.
You'll have to give it to me. *Sniffle* It's what Nadaz would have wanted.
Lies. Lies and slander!
Nay, 'tis the truth.
*puts a plague-infested rat on Russa*
*Hugs the plague-infested rat and pats its diseased head fondly* I shall name you Tiffany! :D
. . . Who names a rat Tiffany?
Me! :D
I knew you would say that. . .
Would you like to hold her? :D
Kill it.
*Covers Tiffany's ears* How dare you!
Kill it with fire.
They're both infected now. They shall both be incinerated.
*Pulls out flamethrower* Prepare to die, Russa and Tiffany.
*starts to dig self out of the ground did you say what I thought you said skarz?
<_<
*Runs.*
''Brains!!!!!!''
chases everyone
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 28, 2018, 09:46:46 PM
*Pulls out flamethrower* Prepare to die, Russa and Tiffany.
*Flees*
*Russa flees into my waiting person; which promptly eats her.*
...
*Clicks teeth and watches in pity*
SCP 049, the Plague Doctor, is here to help!
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/3b/7c/533b7cce34a7565a515e03d4b1f53d80--plague-doctor-mask-creepypasta.jpg)
^No thanks.
Quote from: Delthion on February 07, 2018, 03:33:42 AM
*Russa flees into my waiting person; which promptly eats her.*
*Hacks my way out of Del with a machete*
Because...hmm.....I can't actually think of a good reason. Go ahead.
SCP 049's touch is deadly. Then he will cut you open and improve you. Unfortunately you're still dead.
What?! Why didn't you tell me that to begin with?
Because he can also cure any disease.
But I'll die!
Technically, yes. But your body will wander around killing anyone else.
Whaaat.
Yes.
O.O
:laugh: