For all your Staff-Approved Dumpster Juice needs! Better than any other unapproved 'drink' on the market. Accept no imitations!
Seditious activity or damaging discussion will be punished, prosecuted and persecuted.
Um, is it free?
Of course. As always, the services of your glorious Staff are free to all except when charges are due.
Do I get extra marshmallows?
Oh, that doesn't sound like this could come back to bite me in the future. Can I please get a cup of dumpster juice for my dog? He's not picky.
Gonff, you can get as many marshmallows as you like from the Government, just use this.
/me gives Gonff an Australian Visa.
Don't drink dumpster juice. Do you have any idea how many diseases and trash would be in it?
You guys can go get contaminated from James's drink whilst us smart people will stick to my Government-Made stand.
Quote from: Groddil on October 27, 2016, 05:24:31 AM
Gonff, you can get as many marshmallows as you like from the Government, just use this.
/me gives Gonff an Australian Visa.
Don't drink dumpster juice. Do you have any idea how many diseases and trash would be in it?
Aye, thank you Groddil! But, it might taste good with marshmallows...
@Gonff the Mousethief: We doubt you'd want any when you can have pure dumpster juice, but if you want it, have as many as you like! Those with the juice are profuse!@Banya: I assure you that our Dumpster Juice is Staff-Certified 100% pure. There's no reason for anyone who knows better to reject it. Take as much as you need.To the pretenders: We are merciful at this juncture, but continued disobedience will not be tolerated. Turn from your wicked ways while there is time, and you can receive as much dumpster juice as needed to treat your conditions.
I know that dumpster juice is a perfect beverage, your powerfullness. My words were only pretend, to ensure Ashleg's co-operation until I disposed of him. Now, in my new regime, nothing is done without Administrator approval, and all profits go straight to the top!
/me puts some dumpster juice in his mocha.
*Chugs dumpster juice*
My dog thinks this dumpster juice smells off. Are you sure there's nothing funny about it?
*Puts the dog in a vat of dumpster juice*
*pulls him out and towels off the poor thing* My dog doesn't like getting wet. I think we'll be going now, without dumpster juice.
EVERYBODY LIKES DUMPSTER JUICE
IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH CINNAMON IN IT
I'LL CINNAMON YOU
THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY
Quote from: Banya on October 27, 2016, 07:18:07 AM
THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY
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Quote from: Banya on October 27, 2016, 07:18:07 AM
THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY
IT'S NOT REPRESSIVE. NOW GET BACK IN LINE AND DON'T QUESTION THINGS
*Floats around*
Mortals are pitiful. Always scrabbling for the illusion of power. But true power is achieved through trials, not through keeping a desperate stranglehold on your "subjects."
Dumpster Juice? YES THANK YOU, I prefer to LIVE!
im with Kit-Kat on this one, I'll pass IT DOWN!
So glad to see everyone enjoying their Dumpster Juice!
Another round for everyone!
*Peers around* Um. Ew. No thanks.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on October 27, 2016, 01:38:10 PM
*Floats around*
Mortals are pitiful. Always scrabbling for the illusion of power. But true power is achieved through trials, not through keeping a desperate stranglehold on your "subjects."
what are you talking about true power is dumpster juice
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on October 27, 2016, 02:36:30 PM
im with Kit-Kat on this one, I'll pass IT DOWN!
OH MY GOSH IVE BEEN
MODIFIED
HOW DARE YOU
ABUSE YOUR POWER LIKE THIS JAMES GRYPHON
I am making good and sound use of the power I've been entrusted with to maintain order and spread the joy of dumpster juice, which so many of you people seem to fear, for no good reason. Your irrational feelings are not a good reason to disrespect the Staff (who have been so kind to you) this way! :(
EVERYONE ONE RUN WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE JAMES LOSES ALL CONTROL OF HIS POWER
i dont understand why youd bold the AB in abuse
and nobody acknowledged my excellent pun :'(
what pu AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAA
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I'm concerned.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 27, 2016, 03:45:15 PM
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Give up! I have the high ground!
I don't appreciate my post being edited to support your dictatorial Dumpster Juice campaign. ;)
*Walks into thread, surrounded by Ninjas with Sunglasses*
Hmm, very nice. Tell you what, I'll fund your Dumpster Juice Dispenser if you support my rule over the Cellars.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 27, 2016, 04:33:03 PM
*Walks into thread, surrounded by Ninjas with Sunglasses*
Hmm, very nice. Tell you what, I'll fund your Dumpster Juice Dispenser if you support my rule over the Cellars.
What rule? Last time I checked, Ashleg won the election, not you.
/me unlocks Nuclear Football cautiously.
Dumpster Juice is good for you! Have another mug!
Dumpster Juice may or may not be leftovers from the staff kitchen fridge, and may or may not contain lethal levels of banhammer. The remainder of this text may or may not be for the purpose of maintaining the illusion of a line of separation. Do not get Dumpster Juice wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you have any negative symptoms from drinking Dumpster Juice, cease consuming Dumpster Juice and consult your nearest Staff member. New, blue, Dumpster Juice.
All the Dumpster Juice you can drink, right here!
.____.
Eeew. That stuff is toxic. I should know, I came up with it... ;D
Yeah, I prefer soda. Dumpster juice is highly toxic and is rumored to contain grunge from the Admins' shower drain.
:P
*Drinkz Irn-Bru inztead*
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Urn brew.
Mmm the ashes give it the consistency of a smoothie.
That is disgusting.
You people defaming and libeling the Cellars' greatest delicacy is more disgusting.
Bias!
'Scuse me. As a philosopher at heart, I don't blindly accept the authority's rules without a desire to understand WHY they are so. Perhaps these questions have been answered, but here we go:
What makes this dumpster juice better than the "non staff-approved" variant?
What were the guidelines for determining that it made the cut?
Careful there, Skyblade, disrespecting the Great Leader's ruling is punishable by death.
Quote from: Skyblade on October 31, 2016, 02:51:23 AM
I don't blindly accept the authority's rules...
Hold on there a moment, skippy.
Forget your questions for a moment. Think about this: Matthias wholeheartedly approves of our dumpster juice, and I said it was great.
Are you calling me a liar?
Quote from: Sagetip on October 31, 2016, 02:52:47 AM
Careful there, Skyblade, disrespecting the Great Leader's ruling is punishable by death.
So what is this, an authoritarian society? Yay.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 31, 2016, 02:55:32 AMHold on there a moment, skippy.
Forget your questions for a moment. Think about this: Matthias wholeheartedly approves of our dumpster juice, and I said it was great.
Are you calling me a liar?
Skippy ;D
I'm saying you may or may not be. I want to know the reasoning behind your actions, then I can make my own judgment.
(Hopefully this is obvious, but I mean this all as Cellars humor. Just clarifying so I don't go freak out over this later :P)
Don't say the A-word, it'll enrage the Great Ones. And this isn't a society of that sort, it is a great nation based around dumpster juice. Now, drink!
*chugs dumpster juice*
Alright, you do whatever you want.
/me leaves.
"Great nation" can't be if it's "based on dumpster juice."
Quote from: Skyblade on October 31, 2016, 02:51:23 AMI don't blindly accept the authority's rules without a desire to understand WHY they are so.
This. One hundred percent, this.
DEFYING THE RULES IS A CRIME.
Quote from: Sagetip on October 31, 2016, 05:13:40 PM
DEFYING THE RULES IS A CRIME.
IF THE RULES ARE CORRUPT IT IS OUR DUTY AS CITIZENS TO BREAK THEM AND CHANGE THEM TO BETTER THE NATION
But unfortunately the best is
peaceful protest... >.>
THE RULES ARE NOT CORRUPT. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CITIZEN, FOR YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE DAILY LIVES OF OTHER CITIZENS.
My life is fine.
Neither am I disrupted.
My life is fine too.
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Oh yah, ya betcha.
Is that a mug of Prez' cocoa in that pic? At least his is getting warmed up. >:(
Dumpster juice IS THE BEST, blood is ONLY better. HOT COCOA IS MERELY "GOOD". "GOOD" IS MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN THE SAME SENSE AS WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING, AND YOU ASK WHAT'S WRONG, AND SHE SAYS "I'M FINE." THAT KIND OF GOOD.
Don't stop dranking Dumpster Juice! How else will you develop into a glorious specimen such as myself?
Continued dranking of Dumpster Juice is not guaranteed to turn you into a specimen as glorious as Matthias720. Glorious Specimen may or may not refer to having the pale existence and complexion of a night owl. Possible side effects of being a night owl may include late-night forum sessions, non-stop forum gaming, and the compulsive urge to drank Dumpster Juice. If you are unsatisfied with being a night owl, please continue dranking Dumpster Juice until you are sufficiently cowed by the day sphere. Zesty, testy, refresty, Dumster Juice!
Besides, Dumpster Juice now comes in NEW Neon Green and Blurpleberry Rush! Try them today!
HOW DARE YOU EDIT MY POST JAMES GRYPHON
*Revs up chainaxe*
*competitive bump*
What is this dumpster juice made out of?
Staff-approved liquid byproducts and derivatives!
I love me a fresh cup of throat cancer dumpster juice in the morning.
Now in NEW Fruitrageous Frenzy flavor.
Ooh, can I have some?
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 01, 2017, 10:38:09 PM
Ooh, can I have some?
But of course! Have as much as you'd like!
Thanks! :D *Gets a glass of Dumpster Juice* *Dies as soon as it touches my tongue* *Is very dead*
*Throws Russa's corpse into a hole*
*Throws dirt into the hole*
You might reduce the toxicity if you throw her body into the dumpster. . .
Now THAT'S innovative thinking!
*Sobs because there is no solution.*
The solution is to add more toxicity, Fool.
The Staff is proud to introduce our NEW Radical Radi-Apple Rush flavor of Dumpster Juice!
*Pukes*
*Twitches deadly*
Is there any left? I've been craving old banana residue.
Old banana what?
;D
Excuse me. . . I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Great! We can add that to the smoothie!
8(
*Pours the smoothie on Skarzs's head*
*Disintegrates.*