The more random than that other thread thread

[lass of something much]

*And fights for Tiny Glass Jar Rights*

[Kade Rivok]

Those poor, oppressed tiny glass jars.

[lass of something much]

*The tiny jars riot against the tyrants*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh snap, look at 'em go.

[lass of something much]

*The shampoo bottles fight back*

[Kade Rivok]

And they're so much bigger too!

[lass of something much]

*TTGBs bring out tasers*

[Kade Rivok]

Now's the time to answer the age old question: do tasers work on shampoo bottles?

[Flib Bigboat]

*The carrots take over the topic*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh?  I wonder what they plan to do.

[lass of something much]

Now's the time to answer the age old question: do tasers work on shampoo bottles?

*the tasers make everyone's hair frizzy so the shampoo bottles get used up, their numbers depleted*

[Kade Rivok]

But I need my shampoo!  It's the toilet paper shortage of 2020 all over again!  Noooooooooo!

[lass of something much]

*The tiny glass bottles celebrate being free*

[Kade Rivok]

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE  *Starts filling the tiny jars with ginger beer*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Jings, talk aboot vengeance...