The more random than that other thread thread

[Booklover]

*Turns on sun*

Wouldn't we be dead if the sun had been off?

[WorshipTiria]

s u n . e x e  h a s  s t o p p e d r e s p o n d i n g

[Verdauga]

Solum.desktop running. . .

[WorshipTiria]

s u n . e x e  h a s  c r a s h e d

[Russa Nodrey]

[WorshipTiria]

.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sunny the Sun sees all.

[Verdauga]

*Stares at Sunny whilst eating my Frosted Mini-Wheats.*

I think he's watching me.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sunny the Sun is not pleased.

[Verdauga]

*Takes an extra slow chew and swallow.*
. . . I don't think so either.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.

[Verdauga]

That's fine. I didn't have anything planned for tomorrow.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sunny the Sun is knocking on your front door. If you don't open it, he'll set your mom's car on fire with one touch of his flaming tentacles.

[WorshipTiria]

Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.

No... NO I'll pay the money as soon as I have it! Please... just... give a week or two!

[lass of something much]

Shadows enter and suddenly consume the cyborgs who grabbed Lass...

Before grabbing Lass herself...

*Screams and tries to grab the ground*