The more random than that other thread thread

[Scott McLamok]

*Charges with ten cyborgs towards the shadows*

[lass of something much]

....I'm between a rock and a hard place...

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

[Booklover]

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At first I thought that was an image that hadn't shown properly.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.

No... NO I'll pay the money as soon as I have it! Please... just... give a week or two!

Sunny the Sun will give you 48 hours.

[lass of something much]

*Stops struggling and just waits to be killed*

[Verdauga]

Sunny the Sun is knocking on your front door. If you don't open it, he'll set your mom's car on fire with one touch of his flaming tentacles.

Thank goodness, she hates that thing. I wonder if we'll collect the insurance on it.

[WorshipTiria]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

I guess I'm a metal rose.

[Sebias of Redwall]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  )

*Cyborg rises from the lava(?) and pokes Jarky's left eye*

[WorshipTiria]

*Grabs Sunny the Sun by the neck*

[Verdauga]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  )

You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because it's the Cellars, silly.

[Sebias of Redwall]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  )

You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?

Yeah, I get that. I mean, for the record, Seborg is technically the defense, believe it or not.

Although, Sheev has been building up to his attempted takeover for a while, and it's still kinda fun.  I could try keeping it it the battle threads. No promises though since this is the Cellars and, er, this kind of stuff is the reason why most of the people are still here. 

Potato.

[Verdauga]

Yeah, yeah, true, it just gets kinda wearisome after a while. I guess it's kinda the way it's played makes it unamusing for me. Ah, well, carry on.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Beats walnuts viciously with sledgehammer*  *Dips them in mashed strawberries and then proceeds to eat them with a straw*