The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Mara the Wolf]

Polygamy then! Islam and Mormonism both allow it!

Release Fluffy!

*Fluffy the giant three-headed dog cuts the snake open to free the hellhounds*

Release Twinbellows!

*Twinbellows, Fluffy's younger two-headed brother drags shisteer back into the topic*

*The hellhounds drag Sebias back into the topic...again*

(Twinbellows is the name of a two-headed dog in the first level of Kid Icarus: Uprising. Fluffy is Cerebus. Twinbellows is his younger brother, Orthrus)

[shisteer of nothing much]

This ship definitely has my approval *Pat's Teer and Seb on the head* I was actually thinking of making this thread myself

*wonders how I'm back in the thread, in reach of Keva's paw* Ugh... That's... incorrect, actually. *calls the hospital* Uh, hello. My friend is in deadly danger of her life. I think she must have had a brick dropped on her head. Please send someone to help as fast as possible.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Pats Fluffy*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the snake avoids the violence and flies away with the help of a friendly eagle*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Russa is my lawyer.

*Hides under table, whilst kicking any creature that comes close*

[Russa Nodrey]

I am? Cool!

[Mara the Wolf]

Arceus, I choose you!

Arceus: The wedding is happening! Don't make me summon Giratina!

[shisteer of nothing much]

All your crazy creatures are NOT INVITED.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Googles "how to be a lawyer"*

[Mara the Wolf]

All your crazy creatures are NOT INVITED.

If they're not invited, that means you're having a wedding! You can't not invite someone to nothing!

[Russa Nodrey]

Requirements to practice law in New Zealand
1. Complete a Bachelor of Laws Degree (LLB) approved by the New Zealand Council of Legal Education (NZCLE).

Uhhh...Seb, we might have a problem.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wait, wait, we can make this work! I found a thing where you can just answer a few basic questions and then you get the papers.

[lass of something much]

Psst! Lass! Fixed! Don't make me marry you to The Grey Coincidence or HeadInAnotherGalaxy!

:I

...


I am scared of Grey...

[Russa Nodrey]

Wait, wait, we can make this work! I found a thing where you can just answer a few basic questions and then you get the papers.

Oooh.

[Mara the Wolf]

@Sebias of Redwall, @shisteer of nothing much, are you really against this? Verdauga told me not ship people against their will.