CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[The Skarzs]

*Google searches 'How to amuse'. Booop. No results found.
*Stares at screen.



"Crud."

[BlueRose]

This "Google" hast dissatisfied us. I command thee to deal with it accordingly!

[The Skarzs]

"Yes ma'am."
*Crushes computer.

"Crud. Well, Google isn't the problem any more. . ."

[MatthiasMan]

CHEESE I AM BORED WHAT DO I DO

[The Skarzs]

Eat that cheese.

[BlueRose]

"Yes ma'am."
*Crushes computer.

"Crud. Well, Google isn't the problem any more. . ."

Well done. Thou hast amused us greatly. We shall reward thee with the highest reward in our kingdom.

Thou hast been awarded the nothing medal of nothingness!

[The Skarzs]

Many thanks, my liege.
Next time, I hope to get the Manly Man Beard of Masculinity.

[BlueRose]

We do not award beards. We are under the impression that beards are far too fluffy for any of our subject's chins.

[The Skarzs]

Affirmative. Clean-shaven I shall be. (cursed  )
How else may I assist you?

[Rainshadow]

  By taking a pie to the face!  *Throws a cream pie at Skarzsy*  HAHAHA!!!

[BlueRose]

*Smiles* Yes! We are very amused! Thy face would look best with pies on it!

[Rainshadow]

  *Throws another pie at Skarzsy*  Dost thou enjoyeth that, My Lady?

[BlueRose]

We do! That dost amuse us to the greatest heights of amusement. Thou shalt be awarded with the "Magical Nothing of Magical Nothingness" award.

[Rainshadow]

  Oh boy!  *Throws another pie at Skarzsy*  I'm Nothing Magical!  Wait, what?

[BlueRose]

Be thou grateful, or thou shalt become nothing.

(On that same note, "Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.")