CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[The Skarzs]

*SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT

SHADE IS FINISHED!!!

[Rainshadow]

  I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady.  That is why there are steel pies.  But now they shall be tanks!  *Starts melting down the pies*

We see. We do not understand, but we see.

  If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks.  It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies.  No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.

[MatthiasMan]

*Jumps off cliff with fireworks attached to back*

LYNARDERIOO!!

[The Skarzs]

  I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady.  That is why there are steel pies.  But now they shall be tanks!  *Starts melting down the pies*

We see. We do not understand, but we see.

  If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks.  It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies.  No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.

Now it makes total sense! Thanks for shedding some light on the subject! Now lets get these tanks together, shall we?

[The Shade]

A DDBPB? What's that stand for?
*Fires three more shots in rapid succession, hurling a pie grenade and launching a pie mortar.

The first three letters stand for Death-Defying-Beavers. Before your time I'm afraid. 

[BlueRose]

  I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady.  That is why there are steel pies.  But now they shall be tanks!  *Starts melting down the pies*

We see. We do not understand, but we see.

  If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks.  It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies.  No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.

Now it makes total sense! Thanks for shedding some light on the subject! Now lets get these tanks together, shall we?

That doth make incredible sense. We commend thee on your ingenuity.

[Rusvul]

Nay! I refuse to amuse. Your amusement I shall not bring, boring times fly fast, on wing. Slain will be the amusing pies, and tanks will fall, from the skies. The Shadow, the insubordinate commends. Beware, the day, amusement ends!

[BlueRose]

Thou sayest that, peasant, but thou has only managed to amuse us more with thy nonsensical prose. Do continue.

[Rusvul]

I dare not. Farewell. We shall meet again, and when we do, 'twill be your boredom. *Vanishes in puff of smoke and purple sparklies. Echo of voice is heard* I like purple sparklies...

[BlueRose]

*Smiles* We look forwards to thy future attempts, peasant.

[The Skarzs]

Such strains at unamusement always turn fowl at the doer. Note: he rhymed his words almost on purpose. Also, good luck getting these tanks up in the air.

[Rainshadow]

  Excuse me, Skarzsy, but my tanks are special.  They are capable of flight... if I build them correctly.  *Looks at manual again*  Oooohhh, that part's supposed to go THERE!

[BlueRose]

Our tanks are not for amusement. They are for world domination. So therefore, they shall not be destroyed.

[The Skarzs]

My lady, shall we destroy the unwanted ones and begin the assault?

[BlueRose]

Hold for now, peasant. Our army is not yet ready.