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[The Skarzs]

Shalt I gather my minions, my lady?

[BlueRose]

*Smiles* Thou mayest begin, yes. We shalt also begin the summoning of our armies.

[The Skarzs]

Yes, my lady. MINIONS!

   

[BlueRose]

We applaud thy large numbers. Not bad, for a peasant.

[The Skarzs]

I am merely a lord under higher command; I have my resources, all loyal to thee, of course.

[BlueRose]

Of course. Now, let thy forces eat, drink, and be merry! For once they have done so and rested, our conquest of the world shall begin!

[The Skarzs]

It shall be done, my liege!

[BlueRose]

Good. Now retire with us and our generals to discuss the battle plans. 

<---- generals

[The Skarzs]

Yes ma'am. Is it fine to bring in my general?
Yes, this is him. Pies are not good for his glasses.

[Rainshadow]

  The tanks are ready, m'lady!  Uh, they can fly, go underwater, are fireproof, and are bombproof.  I think.  I haven't tested it yet, but I did set up a force field around each tank.  I'm 79% sure that it works.

[Rusvul]

*Ghostly voice is heard* Oh... Yess, your forcefields work... But... Sabotage! I filled the tanks with liquid osmiuuuuummmm..... *Voice fades away*
(Osmium is really really dense. A cubic foot of osmium weighs 639.68 Kilograms. To put that in perspective, a cubic foot of Iron weighs 222.97 kilograms. Hah. Tanks full of that. In your amused face. Mwahahahahahaha!)

[BlueRose]

Yes ma'am. Is it fine to bring in my general?
Yes, this is him. Pies are not good for his glasses.

Yes, it is fine to bring thy general.

  The tanks are ready, m'lady!  Uh, they can fly, go underwater, are fireproof, and are bombproof.  I think.  I haven't tested it yet, but I did set up a force field around each tank.  I'm 79% sure that it works.

Well done.

*Ghostly voice is heard* Oh... Yess, your forcefields work... But... Sabotage! I filled the tanks with liquid osmiuuuuummmm..... *Voice fades away*
(Osmium is really really dense. A cubic foot of osmium weighs 639.68 Kilograms. To put that in perspective, a cubic foot of Iron weighs 222.97 kilograms. Hah. Tanks full of that. In your amused face. Mwahahahahahaha!)

Osmium! Fantastic! One of thou shouldst empty the tanks and bring the osmium to us. We have need of it.

[The Shade]

Oh, never mind. 

[The Skarzs]

Shall we use the osmium for armor-piercing rounds?

[BlueRose]

Nay, the osmium is for the metal alloys that make up our pens! It shall only be used by our enemies to sign forms of surrender! Mwahahahahaha!