The Manly Thread

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Steps on soapbox behind podium*
Friends! Forum members! Fans of Redwall! Lend me your eyes! For too long have we allowed these topics to spiral into pointlessness! The inherent cause is the members themselves! I admit that I too, have fallen into this trap! This is because we let ourselves be reminded of something witty, cheesy or otherwise humorous. This cannot be avoided; nay: should we constrain our sense of humor? Would that not dull our imagination? 'Tis a fact! Let us mention our 'references', our 'witticisms', and our 'jokes'. However! Let us also exercise restraint! Though we may laugh, and though we come here to converse, let us converse on the afore mentioned topic! Do you also vow?

Avroight, reztraint, toime fer zome excercize! Firzt 20 Puzh-upz, zen ten 10-Mile lapz, folloved by 80 intenze Pull-upz, und zen 50 Crunchez!

[The Skarzs]

*Flexes muscles.* *Rubs beard.* *Steps out of my truck onto the back of a wild bison.* No. MAN.

[Tungro]

*Stokes mustache  *Cracks knuckles
Not a problem.
*Gets off motorcycle
Let do this!
*Mounts alligator

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pulls out an AK*

[Tungro]

I don't need an AK. I am already a weapon of mass destruction.

[The Skarzs]

*pulls out an AK*

Nice peashooter.

[Verdauga]

*pulls out an AK*

Nice peashooter.

*pulls out AR-15*
this is a peashooter. That is an assault rifle.
*Pulls out M-1 Garand*
This is a battle rifle.
*Pulls out M-82 A1*
This is SHEER DOOM!!!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Do you think I'm stupid enough to use a Normal AK?!?!

*pats ak* This baby s a modified AK! Converted to anti  tank rounds, an ACOG scope, and a flash hider. It can also go semi-auto if needed, rather than being full auto allte time.

[Verdauga]

One-Eye, do you realize the girth of antitank cartridges? Their operating pressures? Their power? Their length? You don't have a modified AK; you have a custom-built Dragunov.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Yes.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*

[The Skarzs]

You're an orangutan.

[Tungro]

orangutan.

[Verdauga]

*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*

*Rubs chin*
I shaved today, too...
@Tungro is that him?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah've ne'er zhaved in me loife!