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Started by Izeroth, April 09, 2015, 11:52:24 PM

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Izeroth

 Welcome to my empire! I already have governors for all my provinces, but there are still lots of positions open.

Departments:

•Diplomatic Department: Talk with world leaders and pretend to accomplish things.

Skyeblade: Junior Diplomat

•Military Department: Travel to far away lands and kill people, all the while enjoying the prestige that comes with your cool uniform.

Lord_Ashenwyte: Junior Officer (Strategist)

•Garden and Landscaping Department: Mow Izeroth's 200 acre lawn and take care of his genetically-modified flowers.

Gnoflet: Tree-planter

•Labor and Agriculture Department: Perform backbreaking work, with various levels of compensation.

•Secret Department: If you have to ask what it is, you don't know enough to join.

Soren the Warrior: Apprentice

Skyblade

Do any of these jobs work for a good cause?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Izeroth

#2
 if you consider world domination to be a good cause, then sure.

Skyblade

Quote from: Izeroth on April 10, 2015, 03:31:14 PM
if you consider world domination to be a good cause, then sure.

May I be part of that? ;D

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Izeroth

#4
Quote from: Skyblade on April 10, 2015, 09:09:21 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on April 10, 2015, 03:31:14 PM
if you consider world domination to be a good cause, then sure.

May I be part of that? ;D

Sure. I recommend diplomat, as you don't seem to be the "brute force" type.

Lady Ashenwyte

I'll be your soldier and strategist.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

 
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 11, 2015, 04:58:28 AM
I'll be your soldier and strategist.

Uh... Alright. I'll assign you as a junior officer.

Delthion

I would like to request that I be posted into the diplomatic position.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Gnoflet

I would like to request the gardener position.
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Izeroth

#9
Quote from: Gnoflet on April 11, 2015, 05:19:18 PM
I would like to request the gardener position.

Great! I'll assign you as a hedge-trimmer at first, and you will be promoted over time.

Quote from: Delthion on April 11, 2015, 05:02:41 AM
I would like to request that I be posted into the diplomatic position.

You can be a junior diplomat.

Also, I changed the positions to departments.

Søren

Is like to be in the Secret Department. I know all about it.


I'm retired from the forum

Izeroth

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 11, 2015, 10:14:41 PM
Is like to be in the Secret Department. I know all about it.

Wonderful! your first assignment is... well... you know.

Skyblade

Cool. So what shall I do?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Izeroth

 Go and try to work out some sort of agreement with Silentsam's empire.

Skyblade

What type of agreement? An alliance? I will need a sufficient amount of details to properly carry out my task.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!